♦ pitied by @genialArterial
== I have bec0me frustrated with flute practice lately... == INFERNAL INSTRUMENT! == I WILL MASTER Y0U! ==
== @xxScenegrlxx BEH0LD, M0RTAL! == THE 0NLY 0NE CAPABLE 0F EXCEEDING ME IN P0WER AND PR0WESS! ==
== Hmph... == WITH MY DARK AURA == I SUMM0N THEE! == @genialArterial == C0ME F0RTH AND FLAUNT Y0UR HEIN0US AND WICKED P0WER! ==
== Very much s0. == My m0irail is the str0ngest tr0ll I kn0w... == Star's p0wer levels are BEY0ND C0MPREHENSI0N! ==
== S0 y0u f0und this 0nline... == A ren0wned scavenger... == Y0ur p0wer may even rival that 0f mine. == But n0t that 0f my Dark Mage... ==
== Ah! == What a delightful little lusus that is... == H0w did y0u make it p0se thusly? == Y0ur p0wer is far greater than I anticipated, PLUR Warl0ck... ==

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== Ah... == Thank y0u, Chch0w... == Y0u are very kind. ==
== Hmmm... == New assignment t0m0rr0w... == The dread warl0ck and the dark mage will rise again == Ne0-Alternia's surface will be SC0URED in 0ur search f0r 0ur prey. == And N0NE ESCAPE 0UR EVIL EYES! ==
== ... I pr0mise... :((( <> <> <> ==
== Y0ur fav0rite Fiduspawn is Scyther...== What's y0urs? ==
== May y0ur v0yage be guided by the p0inted hand 0f evil, my friend... == Safe travels. ==

does it have to be three times in a row or

I’m DYING for that guy to be normal.

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TH4NK YOU FOR UND3RST4ND1NG! 1T SUCKS!!
== Naturally, my wicked mage... == I keep a b0x 0f Fr0sted Quakes ab0ut my dark ab0de f0r y0u at all times. ==
== Y0UR L0YALTY IS N0TED, M0RTAL == Y0u may j0in me at my sinister table... == And partake 0f my Evil Cereal... ==
== Ah... == The Dread Warl0ck rises fr0m its slumber... == And f0r its Evil Meal...? == Cinnam0n T0ast Punch... ==
== Hmph...That hein0us m0rtal is 0nline again... == The backstabber... ==
== S0me 0f y0u aren't even em0... ==
== A c0ld wind bell0ws 0ver the land as I 0pen my Evil Eye... == Am 0min0us p0rtent f0retells... == My c0py 0f the new S0ldier Purrbeasts b00k is in the mailb0x. == REJ0ICE! MAKE MERRY! == THE DEATH 0F THIS W0RLD, F0RESTALLED AN0THER DAY! == I am sated... ==
[EVIDET WHAT THE FU#K ARE YOU $AYING]

⧃ How many Treats' are there.

0kay like i kn0w what kingd0m hearts is but i d0nt kn0w anything ab0ut it

Can I have my bones back, now?
== S0 true... == And 0nce the wipeend hits... == SCARBUCKS FINALLY BEGINS SELLING THEIR PUMPKIN RANGE 0NCE M0RE. == REJ0ICE, F0R THE ENSHAD0WED END HAS DEEMED IT S0! ==
== Hmm... == 0nce again my rest is disturbed by my Curse... == My p0wers are stymied by these dark magyyks! == Hmph... == I will fetch a ch0c0late milk. ==
== And when the heralds call in the Vast H0nk... == And the Last W0rld is br0ught 0nce m0re t0 its knees... == S0 shall we all be wr0ught asunder == And made again in NEW BEAUTIFUL F0RMS == AND LED THR0UGH THE GATES 0F PANDEM0NIUM T0 A NEW EXISTENCE! == A NEW AGE! ==
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[=| I hope im not only insufferable and annoying, but also a pal to you |=]
okay. taking suggestions for a new username! i'm not jiving with johnny windsock anymore.
Hoist the mainsail! I have no idea what you're talking about!!
...what do i post. my life is not interesting....
== I literally asked f0r n0 pickles.... ==
== Hrn... == 0nce again, the curse placed 0n me since hatching rears it's f0reb0ding maw! == I will have t0 slay this dem0n. == S0 I may banish it readily! ==
== Hmph... == A f00lish m0rtal dares t0 tread in the realm 0f the embittered shad0w l0rds... == Typical. ==
== I rise 0nce again fr0m the enshad0wed t0mb == My blade catches glints 0f light in the dark... ==
== G0 t0 here. ==
== A tail... == Such a thing w0uld assist in balance == And be generally pleasing... == What a daring dream. ==
== N0t here... == I d0 n0t kn0w what prying eyes beh0ld me. ==
== Estranged...? == We aren't s0 different. == Th0ugh I remain am0ngst 0ur kin. == As f0r sh0wing y0u... == I have reas0n t0 believe that I am far ahead in the future than m0st 0thers 0n this website. == But. == Um. == I can tell y0u ab0ut it. == If y0u like. ==

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== Tch... == I am adept with the psi0nics granted t0 me by the Messiahs. ==
== D0n't laugh at me. == I am super c00l. ==
== ... == I supp0se this is true. == Hmm... == Perhaps y0u are s0me f0rm 0f Warl0ck after all... ==
== The bleak, h0wling call 0f the netherw0rld... ==
== Sad...? == 0f c0urse I am. == I'm #em0.... ==
== Hmph... == Many 0n this website are blinded by ign0rance. == Y0u are inex0rably chained t0 y0ur lack 0f kn0wledge with n0 will t0 break the chains 0f y0ur dark shr0ud... == Pitiful. ==
== Curses... == The dark dem0ns at Grubd0nalds have 0nce again f0rg0tten t0 rem0ve the pickles fr0m my triple cheeseburg0re... == Tch.... == A dark, cursed day... ==
== The darkened weather f0retells a p0rtent 0f d00m... == The leaves fall... == A shad0w l00ms...== T0m0rr0w... == We will make 0ur attendance kn0wn at Starshmucks. ==
== This is s0 fucked up and deranged... == It c0mpels me s0. == What a beautiful thing f0r this h0rrible night. == I'm g0ing t0 br00d in the m00nlight... == And h0ld back The Curse... ==
== 0bvi0usly. == But my evil eye sees all... ==
== Yes...YES. == Flav0red by evil caca0... == Fr0m the Shad0wrealm.... ==
== YES. == And in the dimensi0n 0f the dead... = As was f0ret0ld by the dread warl0cks... == It w0uld be c0nc0cted int0 beautiful ch0c0late milk == And then purchased by me. == F0r 2 Caegars. ==
== Wh0 the hell are y0u. == Get 0ff 0f my p0st. == This is f0r real twisted ministers 0nly. == P0ser. ==
== Lift thy chin. == Take pride in y0ur w0rds == Never 'I guess'. == Always 'I d0.' ==
== The shifting sands f0retell the Secret... ==
== I purchased a dark, fucked up versi0n 0f ch0c0late milk... == Just a glimpse int0 my dark reality. == A full stare int0 my twisted pers0nality... = W0uld make m0st simply g0 insane... ==
== Cats aren't my fav0rite breed 0f lusus... == But they d0 h0ld a certain dignity t0 them. ==
== Ah... == This c0ntributi0n pleases me. == The dark l0rd (me) will spare y0u. == F0r n0w... ==
== Ch00se s0mething... == That speaks t0 my blackened s0ul. == I am new here. == I rec0gnize y0u have little t0 w0rk with... == But kn0w that I m0ve with stealth... == And cull with precisi0n... == It is the ninja way. ==
== Stay thy hand, vile witch... == I will n0t be made int0 swine stew 0nce m0re. == The first time was embarrassing en0ugh... ==
== It is imp0rtant == T0 appease the whims 0f dark f0rces... ==
== Sweety calls me that s0metimes... ==
== #Lyricp0sting ... "Life's sh0rt Why d0es it take s0 l0ng? We're 0nly here 0nce Why blame y0urself?" ==
== T0 drink is t0 p0is0n the b0dy and the s0ul. == I much prefer... == Ch0c0late milk. ==





