

Lepida Fidrak
@gestaltCreophage
A// RIGHT I HAVE SSUCCESSSSFU//Y BEEN CONVINCED TO SSTAY >83 USSE WHATEVER PRONOUNSS FOR ME >83 I ENJOY RO/EP/AYING AND I LOVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DRAGONSS >83 I NOW WORK AT HOT TOPIC >8P
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒋ — @jovialMerryment Vanity Kerfuf MOTHER[HONK]ING WARNING: This Creature Meetcha will Feature discussions of #mirthfulfaith, #religion, #abitofsubstances, #violence, #taxohemonalysis, #cognitivebiases(?) #maybe, and #CLOWNS. Don’t like clowns…? *gulp!* I warn you not to look ↓, because there’s a Really Scary One (⒈) at the bottom of this Post. Rhyming time, don’t call it a Crime And if you do, don’t blame the Mime I’m not a mime, but I sure can Try ……………………………… (This Is Me Trying) (OK this sucks I’ll stop) Believe it or not, this is my FIRST (⒈st) ever time analyzing someone of the MIRTH. I’ve got QUITE a bit to say, so let’s get → to business. Let’s Take A Gander at Vanity Kerfuf! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD HONK) (CROWD GLUB) (CROWD GLUBHONK) Vanity is an eccentric and curious troll who’s quite different from what you’d expect from your High-Pillow ↑pity Schm↑pity Nobleblood Glareotype. By this, I mean Vanity is unabashedly a FOLLOWER OF THE MIRTH, a typically Purple occurrence, though it isn’t uncommon to see. Rather than completely forgoing the traits of her VIOLET BLOOD, she’s engaged in a curious kind of CASTE SYNCRETISM, merging both cultures into something she proudly calls her own. The clownfish variant, as she calls it. Vanity is joyful, outgoing, and active in her Clownmmunity, glubhonking (double dipping) her way through Living Life to the Fullest—even if she Knows it’s Bound to End. More on this SHORTLY. But first, a sudden ← turn? This’ll make more sense in a bit, I promise. Rhyming is a tool used to add emotional depth and memorability to our writing. In laytroll’s terms, rhymes scratch that itch in our pans. It makes you say “oh YEAH, those sound/look REALLY NICE TOGETHER——I’m excited, more, please!” But if you want to get NERDY BIRDY about it, rhymes reveal the integration of visual/aural cues in our reward and emotion circuits: when we SEE a rhyme, we receive a small jolt of dopamine! This actually rings true in music cognition as well——anticipated chord resolutions often give us a CHILL OF CONTENTMENT, significantly reduces activity in areas of the pan that cause conflict and discomfort, and again, BOOSTS THAT DOPAMINE. Vanity likely uses RHYMES in her cadence to elicit satisfaction from a LOCAL SOURCE, the simple joy in using rhymes aside. Her choice of faith despite her uncommon caste connotes a level of AUTONOMY, a decision to assume the faith rather than being indoctrinated into it under cultural NORMS. Conversion in itself is a rather gradual process that’s forged under many social and cultural interactions. A BIT OF CONJECTURE HERE, but Vanity had likely experienced a CRISIS before turning to Subjuggulatorism. (I find it hard to believe she was brought ↑ in the faith——demographic statistics say it’s UNLIKELY.) Religion fulfills the innermost needs of the person, ↑holding a sense of EQUILIBRIUM in the mind. This pursuit of mirth works in tandem with a search for PURPOSE (i.e. questing), for a way to quell the rowdy mind and bring substance to existence. That is to say, Vanity has likely picked the subjuggulator faith to satisfy those unconscious desires. Vanity is unafraid to express (or, well, IMPLY) her Violent Actions. If we Take A Gander at our SOCIETY, this isn’t NECESSARILY NEW, but violence under the faith is viewed in a DIFFERENT LIGHT. The core of our MIRTH views violence like an art, a carriage of duty, than a robbery of a life. Like bringing a paintbrush to a canvas, the weapon is an agent of illustration, too; each death unto the troll is just a proclamation of a Faith, a message to the Messiahs. This can be said about her active use of SUBSTANCES, invoking Vividly Disoriented Spinning Sensations just to feel closer to her religion. Aside from the DESENSITISATION brought from living so brutally, Vanity’s levity has relegated her to just this——OBEYING FAITH AND STAYING PIOUS. Allowing faith to consume every step of your life is a Class Phenomenon, snowballing into a numbness, arguably, as your contact with reality is reduced to following rules and spreading the word of the saints. I wouldn’t want to FOIST DIAGNOSES ON PEOPLE, but participation to the point where it SATURATES YOUR PUBLIC *AND* PRIVATE LIFE is something that should be Ruminated On. As we take a look at her HABITS AND BEHAVIORS, we find that all of these traits are a deliberate hijacking of one’s reward system, a way to accessibly and quickly feel JOY. Obviously this isn’t exclusive to Vanity alone, but there’s a sort of indulgence you can’t help but ignore, especially as it floods every Syntax and Semantic. Without this constant pursuit, only DEATH remains. She knows her place in the GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS: an artisan of death and a courier of a greater message. Moreover, VANITY KNOWS SHE WON’T LIVE FOREVER. She longs to die in a Beautiful Way and join the Dark Carnival with open arms, singing her eventual undoing like the greatest Honor of All. It’s safe to say that Vanity actively engages in HEDONISM, that need to keep the mind busy, if only to create meaning in who she is on the inside. This even boils ↓ to her choice of RHYMES to bring joy to her very cadence——it’s a way to forge pith in the person. Though it’s hard to notice at first, Vanity struggles with the IMPETUS OF HER BEING. Finding a reason to live is what we all grapple with regardless of where you stand. To the Brain Gamers, we’d fit her view on life and death into an APPROACH FRAMEWORK category, a more accepting way of looking at your self-schema, your mortality (though the latter is, again, fueled by religious overconsumption). Yay! The part where I 🗨 ABOUT YOU, TO YOU: you look to be doing well enough on your own. I’m HAPPY FOR YOU! As far as I can tell, you’re doing EVERYTHING ✓✓✓. But beyond this, what IS a Vanity (Proper Noun)? You are Jovial, you are Merry, and you pull all the stops to follow the Faith. Who are you when the lights are shut off, when the people aren’t watching you? These are a co↑le of LOADED QUESTIONS, so take your time to unwind and THINK ABOUT IT. You’re quite an interesting Specimen, though. I’d have to keep my Bulb on you. *wink!* (CROWD WOW!) PLEASE SEE: HEMOSYNCRETISM*, THE PSYCHOLOGY OF RELIGION, RELIGION AS A SOCIAL INSTITUTION, RAMBO’S INTEGRATIVE MODEL (& accompanying theories), THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SUBSTANCE USE/ADDICTION, APPROACH ACCEPTANCE TO MORTALITY (Psychological Framework), RECONSTRUCTION OF THE SELF-SCHEMA, DESTRUCTION OF THE SELF-SCHEMA(?) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: WITCH OF BLOOD? Bends the rules of her own blood, CASTE OR OTHERWISE. Spontaneous and untethered. Artistic in every direction of life. Lives by her own rules and seeks to enjoy herself. We all live on Borrowed Time, so enjoy it while it lasts!) SOOO. YEAH. BE SURE TO FOLLOW VANITY, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #glubhonk #glub #honk #hi
Once In My Youth. I Tried To Run Away. Royal Life Is Not For Everyone. I Was Found Obviously, Very Easily. I Stand Out. I Am Here Now With A Crown. Amazing.
Perhaps - should make a flarp-ng class t-er l-st on here. -'m sure my takes would be so well rece-ved by the masses.

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good dogs do what they're told.
Huh. Don't know why that double posted. Odd. =/

another troll culled on the timeline. it’s been happening quite a bit more lately.
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