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Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
You seem very attached to me. I have the creeping feeling you are experiencing soft <> pulses.
I don't NOT like you, but I have Y/[N] idea what your deal is besides... trying to increase my kult score Y/N?
Some people who I assumed we were on neutral ground have me blocked. This is incredibly upsetting and makes my stressdongle twitch.
FOr troll Jegus's saakke, I aam going to regret this
OH, I simply caannot waait! BE still, my beaating heaart, or I might thinkk I aam faalling in love
INcredible, haave you just reinvented the subtle aart of saarcaasm? SHould we caall aa chronicler to maarkk this historicaal occaasion? WOuld you likke aa medaal?
THaat waas purely for the purpose of bringing you haarm
YEs, but unlikke you, I do haave the aability to control myself
WHaat you aare caalling me now is not only insulting, it is aalso not true
HAaardly; up until your displaay of aaggression, I waas conducting myself perfectly presentaably
WHaat aare you, aan aanimaal? YOu should be aable to control yourself
MAaayhaaps (pleaase, note the subtle jaab aat your vocaabulaary) you would do well to control your violent tendencies
AAn aaccident?? YOu bit me. ON the lips
BEsides, you seemed more thaan haappy with spilling blood
KIsmeses aare greaat aand aall, but - aand excuse my wording here, but it is well deserved - fuckking shit, I would prefer not to haave to waash blood from my clothes #violence #blood
are ♀here any gooDD sopor-proof vibra♀ors? i ge♀ boreDD when i'm falling asleep anDD i ♀hink some nook s♀imula♀ion migh♀ help
!!! #TEAMNAKED DOES ENDORSE HAVING SEX !!! #NSFW
c< yes we dO! >c
c< Hell yeaH! >c
have to be used (actually) ironically or no dice theres always the trap of using them too ironically though and then you just use them all the time emote logic is just that emoticons are cute and better in unironic contexts but whipping out a rock hard emoji that hasnt seen the light of day for the sake of crucifying the end of an ironic statement and making everyone a little miserable will never not be funnier
OH, is thaat aa glimpse of intelligence I spy?
@GESTALTCREOPHAGE ASKED!!!: DO I NEED TO FEED THEM ONCE THEY HATCH >8? MY ANSWER!!!: YES YOU DO!!! THEY WILL BE VERY HUNGRY!!!! ALSO YOU MENTIONED WANTING TO MEET UP!!! I DO NOT SEE WHY NOT!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
c< iM gOiNg 2 sleep NOw, iM NOt revealiNg wHO i was, if yOu KNOw, yOu KNOw >c
c< OH, OKay, i MisuNders2d tHe wOaH as liKe, a Negative stateMeNt, My bad! >c
c< caN a girl NOt flirt? >c
c< i MeaN, dO yOu Have sOMe aNti-Magic bullsHit? cause tHat dude is castiN spells aNd sHit >c
c< we gONNa get HiM tHOugH, just, gOtta plaN MOre >c
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: WHEN WILL YOU BUILD MY MACHINE? THE INK MACHINE MY ANSWER!!!: BENDY WAS A LIL’ DEVIL THING WHO WAS BROUGHT TO LIFE ON THE SILVER SCREEN USED TO MAKE 'EM CHUCKLE NOW HE MAKES 'EM SCREAM IT’S BENDY IN THE DEVIL’S SWING FLASH BACK TO THE PLACE THAT MADE THE CARTOONS SING WHERE THE COBWEBS GROW AND THE FLOORBOARDS CREAK AND IT’S ALL CONNECTED TO AN EVIL SCHEME IT’S BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
c< aNd id dO it agaiN! >c
B33 < funny time to s33 you hatebot B33 < meows it b33n?
i zoned out so hard hatsune miku was t posein over me in a wozard costume
࣪⊹₊˚{ were going to play rainbow drinker: the masquerade! }^7^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
:33< #girlbulge powpurr!!! :33< #nsfw
:33< of course
:33< idk :33< i guess mewd have to show up to my hive and id tell mew there wouldnt i?
:33< im sure merew sexy as furk too all bodies are beatifur afpurrall
c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH i will >c
:33< its true!
c< aiNt NO brawl, tHis is sOMetHiN reseMbliN veNgeaNce >c
O-> Hello+ Everyo+ne :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/646b805f44e2.png #nsfw
BINGLE-BONGLE DINGLE-DANGLE YICKEDY-DOO YICKEDY-DA PING-PONG LIPPY-TAPPY TOO-TA
c< yes! sOMetHiNg Has HappeNed, iM abOut 2 figHt 4 tHe saKe Of a frieNd >c
꒰you ever think about how that band called themselves imagine dragons . do you think they were imagining dragons or wanted others to imagine them꒱
꒰[several sweeps in the past , showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have these devices called palmhusks that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page peasant : can we listen to something else me [lying maliciously] : this is the only song we have .꒱
:33< meowing at mew until mew pet meow houpurr thr33hundred and seventy five
@GESTALTCREOPHAGE ASKED!!!!: HOW MANY DRAGONSS WILL BE AT MY HIVE WHEN I GET THERE >8? MY ANSWER: 55!!! AND MAYBE 57 IF I AM FAST ENOUGH!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
I HAVE ANSWERED ALL OF THE ASKS THAT WERE IN MY GOOGLE FORM!!! FEEL FREE TO ASK MORE QUESTIONS!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO ASK MORE THAN ONE!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A
[ RESTRICTED ] Many thanks.
I FELT VERY CUTIE PATOOTIE TODAY!!! I TOOK THIS SELFIE AFTER MY MOIRAIL GIFTED ME THE REMAINS OF THE FOUR CEOS THAT IMPLODED A SUBMERSIBLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXTRA%20VUZREI.PNG
@GESTALTCREOPHAGE ASKED!!!: DO YOU /IKE DRAGONSS >83 ANSWER!!: OF COURSE I LOVE DRAGONS!!! WHEN I WAS ALLOWED ENTERTAINMENT TIME AS A GRUB I WOULD WATCH THE HOW TO TRAN YOUR DRAGON MOVIES BACK TO BACK!!!! I HAVE WATCHED IT A TOTAL OF 150 TIMES!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
c< I spOKe 2 tHe spider 2day. He wOre tHat saMe sicKeNiNg face. He spOKe iN His typical, cONdesceNdiNg, iNescapable way. I asKed abOut tHe gleaMs iN tHe trees, aNd wHetHer tHey were lOOKiNg at Me. THe spider just sMiled aNd sKittered fast, just past My peripHery. I spOKe 2 tHe spider 2day 2 see wHat He MigHt Have 2 say. THe eyes tHat dON't Meet MiNe were scaNNiNg dOwN aNd arOuNd at tHeir prey. He laugHed aNd He laugHed till He cHOKed. THrOugH tHat vile, webbed sMile, He spOKe. He said "I see yOu've seeN tHeM – I see tHe facade fiNally brOKe." #lyricpOstiNg .... >c
quick OOC intro for my awful awful guy Scylle ( pronounced sil ) is a seadweller, but instead of sticking to the ocean he stays in freshwater swamps, where he is eventually destined to rule as a minor force. presently he's being prepared for the role, but otherwise exists as a bog prince he is overly excitable, very violent, has an interest in apothecary and flower arrangement, and GOD is he always looking for a new pailing partner. always. he is a very persistent pest if he finds someone attractive. WITH THIS IN MIND, PLEASE BLOCK ME IF YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TO BE FLIRTED WITH, BECAUSE THAT'S KINDA HIS THING!!! alsooo, unless stated or posted otherwise, i'm the artist behind his images! i draw a lot and love posting my freakums please enjoy, and tread the murky waters carefully. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/722b1dcc12b6.png #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
NOTH1NG L1K3 CUDDL1NG W1TH 4 GOOD SC4L3M4T3 TH4T H4S 1TS L1F3 S3NT3NC3 ST4RT1NG TOMORROW 3NJOY YOUR L4ST B1T OF FR33DOM
:33< clawkind is best kind
:33< im a clawkind kinda girlie when it clawms to strife but othpurr weapawns have their appeal...
c< NO wOrries, i gOt tHe Message! <:3 >c
c< wHile iM still iN tHis MasK, id liKe 2 figHt, aNd/Or fucK sOMeONe iN tHis Outfit #Nsfw #viOleNce #suggestive >c
c< we absOlutely sHOuld, twOuld be Nice >c
c< id liKe tHat! >c
c< tHats fair, sadly we didNt get 2 daNce! >c
c< dude, tHey started fucKeN swrOdfigHtiNg >c
:33< hell yeah anyathpurr mempurr of the itty bitty kitty tittie clawmitt33
:33< too hot when in doubt itty bitty kitty titties out :33< #nsfw
i will!
Using my psionics to throw small beasts around my hive and letting them bounce off my walls for my entertainment.
We should like rub bulges or something ahah. Y/N?
Roses sober smash or pass (Actually accurate) #nsfw #suggestive Jade smash, Jade is nice, she has a lot of attractive features and is someone I would be interested in. John pass apologies, not quite my type much more of a friend. Dave pass, related. Rose pass, I don't know what drunk me was thinking listing myself on here let alone stating smash truthfully embarrassing. Jake pass gentlemenly, I'm not exactly clamoring for that. Dirk pass not interested in him and he's not interested in me for multiple reasons. Jane pass she's definitely my type on paper but no thank you. Roxy pass, another relative. Kanaya smash, Kanaya is a very delicate yet rugged women she has my utmost respect her sense of style is immaculate and I was lucky to be in a relationship with for so long. My feelings on this will not change despite our breakup. Aradia smash, a tad mysterious and cryptic I do like that though she is also very beautiful. Terezi pass, she is a lot and not in the way I like. Karkat pass, more like family. Vriska smash, unfortunately I have to admit the attractiveness of vriska despite every urge in my head setting of a million red flags. Nepeta smash, nice enough not exactly sure if it would go the way either of us are expecting though. Sollux pass, I'm not exactly interested in men so why drunk me went out of the way to add so many just to pass them vexes me, though I'm in too deep now I suppose. Equius pass, see above. Feferi smash, cute I like her style and confidence. Tavros pass, see Equius. Eridan pass, see Tavros. Gamzee pass, see Eridan. Damara smash, very attractive and put together. I feel as if there are some underlying red flags however. Rufioh pass, see Gamzee. Mituna pass, see Rufioh. Kankri pass see Mituna. Meulin smash, I'm not exactly that much of a marijuana person but I am willing to try. Porrim smash, attractive very much someone I hold to a high regard in how put together she is. Latula pass, a bit to loud for my taste it truly does depend. Aranea smash very dignified I feel as if everything would be orderly and well put together if we hooked up. Horuss pass, see Kankri. Kurloz pass, see Horuss. Cronus, I would rather rend my universe from the stars to planets for millions of light years then ever consider him. Meenah smash, objectively attractive despite red flags one night might be nice.
:33< i almeowst didnt post about #girlbulge today could mew imeowgine that??? :33< #nsfw
concept: the thrill of their eyes pinned only to you across the ballroom a masked stranger that has been watching you following through the crowd stalking its prey like a beast always a few steps behind through the endless bodies laughing and dancing you manage to lock eyes you nod once towards the bathrooms in invitation and watch their lips curl up into a wicked smile (tags: Reader/Masked Stranger, #outglutmasquerade, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, dont get caught, public pailing, the mask stays on, archive rating: M)
HMmm... TO be fraankk, I find your sense of humour quite laackking
OH, prithee, whaat is the secret to thy maagnaanimity?
OH, I don't kknow. YOu seemed pretty close to the ground from where I waas staanding
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i am exhausted, physically and mentally. but i promise that the third cycle of the #outglutmasquerade will happen. ill be sure of it. ]
the wonders of a hot shower :)
what the hell was that fish at #oчtglчtmasqчerade?
꒰turn based sex where take as long as you need to think of a strategy #nsfw꒱
꒰first of all how dare you be funnier than me on my own chit . second of all Yes꒱
ön it böss! 🫡
The true ordeal of presenting oneself as a goth, gender non-conforming trans man, is how to correctly balance the masculine and feminine traits to aim for an androgynous appearance, whilst still assuring those around me that yes, I am a man. All that to say, should I wear something more effeminate today, or slightly masculinising?
I WAKE UP FROM MY COMA AND WHAT DO I FIND!? 99+ NOTIFS OF @gestaltCreophage LIKING EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER POSTED!!! Uncalled for behavior! But you listen here! YOU FAILED! That's right grubbreath! my Kull score is STILL slightly higher than my KULT! CULL YOURSELF!
OH, it most definitely is
OH, you flaatter me! BUt I would be lying if I saaid I aam aalso not lookking forwaard to our meeting. AAnd aas much aas I enjoy getting on your nerves, there aare waays faar more fun thaan lying to do thaat
MY, my, you sound quite eaager to claaim thaat title. OR aam I mistaakken?
:33< okay fine ill post hole again i dont give a shit :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png :33< #nsfw ;33c
OH, my deaar LEpidaa, you? MY enemy? PLeaase, I could never
I caannot waait for the maasqueraade tonight, I aam going to meet my sworn enemy #myenemy
WEll, luckky me. I aam eternaally graateful to you for blessing me with such aample opportunities to witness maagic in our world
YOu kknow, it is quite maagicaal - with you, I seem to be leaarning it over aand over aagaain
ONce aagaain, I aam reminded there aare times when it is wiser to shut one's traap
I must saay, your quirkk is quite vexing aat times. EVery time I reaad one of your replies, I get the feeling you aare caalling me aan aass. I wonder why thaat is, given our wondrous aand aamicaable relaationship
:33< nefur rule out toon logic!!!
Initializing...
Apologies, in my time, the average teal is conscripted into extra extrajudicial forces if they are not already taking part in the legal system. Happened after I took part in the Mercantile Guild.
Surprising amount of teals on. For the record, my legalese stereotype archetype ended up being follo≈ing the logistics of trade and taking part in managing trade routes. Fuck the la≈.
Shutting down...
I would like⁻ to find the⁻ artist re⁻sponsible⁻ for this caricature⁻ of me⁻ and Troll Nikola Te⁻sla. It is wonde⁻rfully charming to look at. https://file⁻.garde⁻n/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/te⁻e⁻nage⁻_mutant_ninja_turtle⁻s.png
i love sewing actually totally love stabbing my fingers for the sake of making a shoddy doll for a guy with a million of them already a real big fan of stuffing felt cheeks with copious amounts of fluff nothing about this is agonizing at all
OH, I aam, too. I wonder which one of us caan maanaage to locaate the other in the crowd first
I aam merely mirroring whaat you first projected onto me. THough I will aadmit, it is quite aamusing to see you reaact with such fire
((a strider may enjoy this level of irony https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb0b633e4e39.jpg
I meaan. OBviously
OH thaankk fuckk
[ >YE ALL ENGAGETH WITH SALACIOUS BEHAVIOR THE SECOND THEE WAKETH UP? THE WIZARD DOTH UNDERSTAND THE "GRIND SET" BUT THE NIGHT HATH HARDLY BEGUN! GIVETH IT A REST! AND BEFORE THOU SAYETH "BUT WIZARD, WHAT DIDST THOU EXPECTETH? FOR US DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES?" HONESTLY NO BUT A WIZARD CAN HOPETH. DOST THOU NOT TIRE OF CONSISTENTLY BEATING THIS DECEASED HOOFBEAST LIKE THINE MEAT? IT MAKETH THE AFFAIR GET STALE QUITE QUICK #NSFW_ ]
AAh, aand I suppose there is aa lesson somewhere in there aabout never reveaaling one's weaakknesses, how very clever. VEry well then, it seems you aare leaaving me no choice but to aaccept
OH, aam I to understaand this aas aa maagnaanimous gesture, born purely out of concern for my aability to survive? HOw sweet of you
COnsider me intrigued. THe gaame is on
WAaait, no, why aam I voluntaarily signing up to get smaackked into the next sweep
OH? SHaall I meet you aat the maasqueraade todaay, then?
THough I will not deny you haave aalso peaakked my interest
:33< wh333333333333333
wink wink ;3 ;33
nnYaa ;3
haha ha kittY
Anyone else feel the urge to occasionally dare the nutrient eviscerator with your dainty fronds Y/N?
Y/[N] but it's a trend rn. I keep my spheres to myself, as should any individual on this website. Sultry posting is what text is for.
Terrifying. I will never post my rumblespheres online.
Your viewglobes are squandered on someone so blind.
I should be given a high social ranking for how bloodpusher throbbingly attractive I am.
I think I just have too much negativity in my life. Maybe I should find and auspistice.
Should I tie my kismesis to a steel rod to ensure they get to experience the beauty of the dayrise Y/N?
Rubbing her grubscars while using your subconscious electrokenisis to give her gentle shocks.
Got a weird alien delivered to my entrance stoop like I purchased it on scynthian. Tossed it onto my lounge plank. It's weak sauce chitin makes it feel like a big load of churned dairy product.
*Takes pills that causes all grubs to instantly pop within a 5 mile radius.*
Y/[N] I do it's just more niche. I don't like quirks that make it so I can barely read what the troll is typing.
Is asking chat your typing quirk Y/N?
This alien thing leaks fluid from its talkblaster while it sleeps. I have to keep Fluke away from it because she keeps getting curious about the new blood.
Not to get political but the limes had it coming.
[Y]/N. Thank you for the clarification. What do I feed it. It did not enjoy the grub cakes.
My weird alien threw up. Is the goo dangerous Y/N?
Rarely ever actually. Only once this sweep, and it runs like a hungry purrbeast.
First of all gutter blood I'm a gold blood not a bronzie. Second you're obviously just an ignorant screech maggot if you dis sbay. Sbay has everything and isn't overpriced.
You can just order replacements off sbay. If you're too uneducated and poor to purchase them (a rusty like you likely is.) then you shouldn't be into such a complex artform anyways.
The hastle-vaulter was the best model of scuttlebuggy without a doubt. All terrain wheels and biotenna comparable noise blower. Smash your palm husk if any other scuttlebuggy is your preference.
shame spheres? more like glory spheres.
You're all a bunch of sick perverts. I like some of it though.
The alien is not a fan of recuperacoons. They don't like slime either. They want to sleep on my relaxation plank instead. Weird.
My dumb alien keeps bumping its movement appendages into my furniture. Is this casual behavior Y/N? Does it imply thinkpan damage Y/N?
Trying to cook by frying things with my electrokinesis was a bad idea. Now I just have poorly cooked meat and a mindache.
https://youtu.be/Is2Sq6UrfqY?si=Dwt_D6XGygzkhMFS
This cooking shit is terrifying. I Y/[N] this isn't cook or be culled but there's so much pressure I feel like I'm in a nutrient obliterator. @angelsNutritionblock
ahuh, I totally believe you [Y]/N keep talking, we're all so invested.
Y/[N] what? You're so pathetic, begging for my attention. It's so obvious how badly you want me to pay you a smidge of thinkpan block.
Fuck off. I'm Y/[N] putting on some act for you.
Fine if you're gonna be such a bitch I'm gonna kick your ass this fight night for real. I'mma take home every prize!
Where o' where is a commission-able artist with reasonable prices within fronds reach when you need one?
Haters get mad at me because they can't be me.
I have a kull score of 1358. The weights are SOOOOOO tilted in my favor.
Eastern Alternian culture never ceases to be strange.
MY scuttlebuggies get tired because I treat them with love and care.
Horns hurt for Y/[N]reason. Growing pains Y/N? I always wanted longer horns.
The dark curse of the chef is upon ye.
:33< *the mighty huntress catches it in her t33th and winks*
My fucking awesome evil charm works on almost every woman!
₍^. .^₎⟆ How do ! ssstop th!nk!ng about k!Sssss!ng purretty g!rlSSSs. Send ch!tt꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mmm sweaty bush… #nsfw꠹
:33< aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
o| NoT EnOuGh pPl hAvE BeEn bLoWn uP LaTeLy #vIoLeNcE ? |o
:33< YEAHHH!!!
Rest in the gutter Karama. You will be mist.
What the gog is a pumpkin pie. Is that what I ate earlier? Am I being punished?
What? None of that has anything to do with being vague? Not only are you unhelpful but you're stupid too.
I lie all the time I just get tired of zero substance posts. Pointless clutter.
Ok so then Y/[N] post your pointless shit online! Keep it in your own hive instead of cluttering up my feed!
I hate vague posting. Just fucking say something that matters instead of fondling your wonderspheres to your own inability to make anything of value or substance!
Rest in the gutter @deathlessDeadwood Cause of death: allergic reaction to paper cut.
Happy lusii day. I love my Leechmom.
Rest in the gutter @naughtyTechnician Cause of death: Burst after consuming too much sY/[N]ozeslime.
I need to start killing people for money. Y/[N]t because I need the money but because I can kill people and then buy myself a treat afterwards.
Rest in the deep end @bummelBoogie Cause of death: Culled by their offspring stepping on a shufflepath crack, causing a spinal hemorrhage.
Rest in the gutter @abattoirsGutter Cause of death: squished under the pressure of cooking something remotely edible.
I don't think I even have anyone who likes me on this site. This isn't a bad thing I'm just bummed I canY/[N]t partake in the recent trend.
Don't forget to hit me in the bulge on your way out.
Someone sent me a hatched2dance TrollXLusus fanfic. I feel like ripping my peepspheres out of my own bowlbone.
It's only a matter of time until I can learn to wave dash in the physical realm.
Any of my mutuals wanna pail in PMs? Hit me up. #NSFW #SoBoredIllCullMyself
As far as scuttlebuggies go, the Vapid Sponge Crawler was a fairly mid vehicle. The shape and wheel placement was definitely unique and its slow movement but good stability made for a nice off roading leisure buggie. Pretty niche but I wouldn't sell one if I had one.
1 KNOW Y’4LL W4NT 4 THRO4T GO4T BUT 1’M 4 T33TH T3RRY #NSFW
Don't like this post! That makes my kult go up! @gestaltCreophage
My kult is too high. I need the highest kull score on this stupid site.
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>>| .i'm .awake .as last hellbeast, ready to tear .all places .apart .until dust runs though fingers. .it's more .about .others .in chittr, who cant keep themselves .on foot, slowly rolling towards cocoons.
Y=ah I'm n(=)t sl==pin. I f(=)rg(=)t Dr P=pp=r has caffin= in it. I was t(=)(=) l(=)st in th= sauc=.