KAJIKA ORITOM
@gladiatorialGumption
/╲/ ( THE ONE AND ONLY, GREAT AND ALMIGHTY, UNDEFEATED EXCEPT JUST THAT ONE TIME, EARTHSHAKING, MEATGRINDING, UNSTOPPABLE AND GLAMOROUS KAJIKA ORITOM!!! ) /╱\
=( Good morning, Chittr. After a long and busy night I've returned to you. Did you miss me, my fellow #bugs fans? )
/╲/ ( WHAT DO YOU THINK!!!! OF DYNASTIDS!!!!!!!!!! ) /╱\
#Need https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0093.png
/╲/ ( @SPONTANEOUSSTRATAGEM THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE ) /╱\
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/╲/ ( I LIKE THE DRAWING OF THE GUN!!!!!!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ENDEAVOR IN DRAWING SOME MELEE WEAPONS NEXT! A BATTLE AXE OR A GREATSWORD PERCHANCE ) /╱\
/╲/ ( LOOKING FOR SPARRING PARTNERS!!!!!! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!!!!!!! LETS BOND OVER BLOODSHED AND AFTER I DEFEAT YOU I WILL TREAT YOU TO A JUICY STEAK!!!!!!! ) /╱\
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/╲/ ( YESSSSSS EMPOWER MY ADVERTISEMENT!!!! WITH YOUR AID I WILL FIND A BOUNTY OF SPARRING PARTNERS! ) /╱\
=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
/╲/ ( YES!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW TAKE TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOODS AND PLASTER YOUR IMAGE ACROSS EVERY BUILDING AND STREET YOU SEE!!! MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!!! ) /╱\
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY NEEDED A STEALTH SOLDIER SO I PUT MY HANDS ON THE HIBACHI HOT PLATE AT TROLL BENIHANA AND BURNED MY FUCKIN' FINGERPRINTS OFF THEY WILL NOT FIND ME
/╲/ ( THIS IS SO INSPIRING! WHAT AN EXCELLENT WAY TO DEMONSTRATE YOU RESILIENCE!!!!!! I WILL CONSIDER DOING THE SAME TO TOUT MY STRENGTH ) /╱\
great. the |ast thing i need is f[]r rand[]s []n the internet judging me f[]r arbitrary internet c|[]ut. i'd actua||y rather just have a 0 "ku|t sc[]re" permanent|y
/╲/ ( IF EIROSS HAS A MILLION OF FANS I AM ONE OF THEM IF EIROSS HAS TEN FANS I AM ONE OF THEM IF EIROSS HAS ONLY ONE FAN THEN THAT IS ME IF EIROSS HAS NO FANS THAT MEANS I AM NO LONGER ALIVE IF THE WORLD IS AGAINST EIROSS THEN I AM AGAINST THE WORLD ) /╱\
so (onfused. wasn’t it alwa7s pvp? what so(ial media isn’t a (onstant swarm of hostilities at ever7 possible moment in ever7 possible dire(tion
/╲/ ( PVP NEED NOT HOSTILITY!!! THINK OF SPORTSMANSHIP! OF THE BONDS MADE BETWEEN TWO BROTHERS WHO SPAR!!! ) /╱\
/╲/ ( WHAT A WASTE! CULLING YOUR OPPONENTS MEANS YOU ELIMINATE THE CHANCE NOT ONLY FOR THEM BUT FOR YOURSELF TO FACE OFF ONCE MORE!!! TO GROW AND TEST EACH OTHERS PROGRESS ) /╱\
=( I have been informed by a loyal bug fact follower that more "selfies" would help boost my social score. Is this what the people want? )
(| i'm not here to be ranked number one in anything except Loving Meat. seems like i still don't have any competition there honestly. |)
/╲/ ( I ALSO ENJOY MEAT!!!!!!!! MOST PARTICULARLY STEAK BUT ALL PROTEINS ARE EXCELLENT!!!!! ) /╱\
/╲/ ( CREATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/DXEI8IW.PNG ) /╱\
/╲/ ( I WORK VERY HARD TO KEEP MY BODY IN TIPTOP SHAPE FOR FIGHTING!!!!!!!! ) /╱\
wahhhh!!!! so cute so cute!!!! x3!!
/╲/ ( THANK YOU MY DEAREST OF FRIENDS MR LUTHOR!!!!!!!!!! SOMENIGHT IT WILL BE YOU IN MY EMBRACE INSTEAD ) /╱\
[Gratitude] Okay I've been using the tips I've been getting, [Thought] I think I have a good look going that will avoid suspicion. [Timeline] Be back (hopefully) soon with a burger.
/╲/ ( SHOULD YOUR BURGER BE UNSATISFACTORY I AM ALWAYS HAPPY TO BUST OUT THE GRILL AND SHOW OFF MY COOKING TALENTS!!!! ) /╱\
For anyone wondering if I'm reliable as a counselor of sorts, know that my qualifications are 19384615.3 sweeps of experience. Also, the fact I'm basically omnipotent. As Gods ougth to be, of course. Anyways. What else could you wish for?
/╲/ ( I WISH YOU WOULD DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT!!! ) /╱\
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/married.jpg Before I receive any weird messages, please refer to the following image to understand my current relationship status. That's all.
