♦ pitied by @glimmeringCalibrator
we’re both bitches that shit and we mog that fuckass spider any day
no prob 38)
i just logged in too so im not shore
gurls kissin gurls
its ok the forest and my pages will be waiting for the night you feel ready to find them do not push yourself
K--<you know they wont but i appreciate the gesture
K--<i feel you
Ah I have already asked my matesprit t9 help. Very s9rry.
S9 I have 6een #dashwatching f9r the past h9ur and I am quite c9nfused 6y... Everything.
No, not quite the legume. You'll find out if you haven't seen it already
>sliding into my mentions is the exact kind of tactical error that eventually escalates into sliding into my dms >followed shortly thereafter by me sliding into you LOLOLOL >mfw the method has been perfected >thanks for your service as patient zero babe LOLOLOL
>KEEP LETTING THE FUCKSTRATION MARINATE >my method is entirely pencil-pusher proof >i possess a strain of vernacular so irredeemably fucking pandead it’ll short-circuit your grey matter on contact and leave you irrationally invested in hearing me continue spewing increasingly stupid horseshit while you bounce on it with extreme prejudice LOLOLOL
>as the greats foretold >NEVER FOLD >the stocks must continue SOARING >TO THE FUCKING MOONS >standards are just another volatile market asset and not to tickle my own taint here >(but absolutely to tickle my own taint LOLOLOL) >my portfolio remains consistently over fucking performing >i am a precision-engineered instrument of major genetic loads and psionic arrogance >a highly specialized organism built from equal parts PAIL DEMON and also chud deity >point me toward the poor sluts arrogant enough to test the theory and i will fuck their LIVES up LOLOLOL
>do you have any conception of how long it’s been since i last had any ass >no >you don’t LOLOLOL >the magnitude of my pailing-related suffering could outclass the most melodramatic tortured fic writers of the last millennium with contemptuous ease >entire epics could be penned about the catastrophic drought i’ve endured >there’s more pink glowing off my screen every time i log onto this godforsaken website than there is circulating through the veins of the fine-ass ancient corpse currently masquerading as the empress herself >bless her horrid fucking soul >ONE of these royal babes needs a little petplay action >and i am LEASHED
>be me >wake up from an early daylight attempt at conking the fuck out >immediately realize the late-nite ecosystem can be weaponized to my advantage >nobody conscious enough to give a fuck is awake enough to judge the shit i’m about to unleash onto the timeline >i'magenius.jpeg >anyways calling upon all tyrians to treat me like a disposable digital body bag >address me like i’m a particularly premium high-voltage slab of meat one electrical incident away from combusting outright >tfw the internal charge has reached critical mass and i need to RRELEASEEEE #nsfw
vwomen... alvways the same...
TRUST ME, I DO, JACKASS. GOD FORBID I COMPLIMENT SOMEONE.
~M~Ovie? I hardly knO~w he!~
Oh shit hey TZ
> h1span10lan 0r10le
hey, screw you. don't tell me what to do! but, thanks for the advice though.
the kind that's too big to be manipulated!!
ok, i'm supposed to be sleeping right now but i just want to mention how awesome my girlfriend is!
your3 r1ght!! 1 gott4 com3 up w1th 4 n3w n1ckn4m3 for you, dud3!! l3t m3 st1r on 1t but sup3r k1ll3r!!
th1s 1s K1LL3R, l1l m3!!!
:33< with mewre hands