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Kanaya Maryam

@grimAuxiliatrix

Caretaker Of The Mothergrub Maiden Of The Brooding Caverns Mediator Of Bullshit // workdailylog.credit

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 509Kull Score: 3417 followers6 following

The Nerve Of That Guy Right There Below This Chit Actually Specifically

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The Nerve Of Some People

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Everything Alright Love?

Yes Im Vagueposting For Fun

Ah, Carry On Then

She Says Hello

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tell her we say hi :)

I Told Her

thank you very much kanaya

I Accidentally Locked Myself In A Room And My Dear Sweet Amazing Wife Who I Love Very Much Is Fucking Stupid And Cant Figure Out How To Get Me Out So While We Navigate This Difficult Time In Our Marriage I Will Be Observing The Dashboard

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Your What

Wife

Its What You Call A Female Partner In A Human Marriage

Oh Thank You That Explained Everything For Me I Really Appreciate Your Clarification

:33 < if i bat at mewr f33t furrom under the door will that help?

Is That Sarcasm

The Way We Type Makes It Hard To Tell

No But I Cant Stop You

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:33 < purrfect

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Sort Of But The More Time I Spend Vacantly Boggling At This Website The More I Am Beginning To Realize That I Am The Odd One Out When It Comes To Ignorance About Human Affairs So I Suppose I Cannot Blame You For Perhaps Reasonably Assuming Every Kanaya Knows What A Wife Is As The Kids Say I Will Take The L On This Matter

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Furthermore Im Sorry For Saying Swagger

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▲that ones unforgivable▼

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Never apologize for Swag.

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I Apologize For Being A Hater And Not Considering The Customization Potential For Denim Jackets I Just See A Lot Of Very Clearly Heterosexual Men Here On Earth C Wearing Them And It Reduces Whatever Latent Swagger They May Have Had Exponentially

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Theres Arguments To Be Made For Grunge And Counterculture Stylings Though

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▲theyre men, they always look at least a little bit shit▼ ▲especially the straight ones▼

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✨🍭🕷️ We love a queen who #ListensAndLearns. Icon. 🕷️🍭✨

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I Have Ears And A Brain Between Them For A Reason

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they're b00ing y0u but y0u're right.

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Thank You I Agree

Its Not That You Cant Make A Denim Jacket Look Good Its Just Exactly That

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i CAN THOUGH,

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B33 < idk i f33l like denim jacket + skirt can vibe B33 < f33ls furry jade harley core to me

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Whatever You Say

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Okay I Can See A Little Bit Of An Argument There

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}:D

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O-> Blue Denim, Definite No+, Black Denim Is... Co+ming Up In My O+pinio+n. A Little.

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✨🍭🕷️ ANYONE CAN MAKE ANYTHING LOOK GOOD !!!!!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE, BABEY!!!! Everyone should dress to their personal tastes and WEAR MORE COLORS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever embroidered a denim jacket? They can be SO cute. AND COLORFUL! AND NOT BORING!!!!!! One million more gaudy loud outfits in the world. This is my decree. 🕷️🍭✨

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I Think Maybe Its Situational If That Makes Sense Like When I See Someone Wearing A Denim Jacket Typically I Have No Choice But To Mentally Associate Them With The Bygone Era Of Fake Mustaches And Buns In Your Hair And Troll Radiohead But I Think If You Are At A Club Specifically For People Of The L G B T Community And You Decorate It With Patches And Embroidery You Can Pull It Off

✨🍭🕷️ You know, I can respect that. I definitely have my own tastes about literally everything that I firmly ignore in pursuit of wanting everyone ever to dress in a way they find Actually Fun but HONESTLY. PLAIN DENIM JACKET??? Juj it up a bit !!!! Bust out some fabric paints!!!!!! Dye some panels!!! Add a trim!!!! 🕷️🍭✨

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I Try Not To Be Too Judgemental About Fashion Even Though I Am Objectively Kind Of Very Good At It But Sometimes I See Someone Wearing A Denim Jacket And Think I Have To Pay Them To Stop Doing That And I Dont Really Think Im In The Wrong For That

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No you're right if you're not doing hard labour such as farming, mining, or construction there's honestly no reason to be wearing denim

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Does He Post About Anything But Feet #nsfw #perhaps #idontwantittobe

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@emptyEyes[EE]

Yikes

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Piss sometimes.

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I Need To Find A Suitable Emoticon For This

and s0mn0 as a rare treat #s0mn0philia

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:/

whom

Oh Eridan

ah like that narrows it down for me hes the purple fellow right or something

Eridan Unchained Ampora

thanks time to do absolutely nothing now

A Very Green Dashboard

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Hehe This Sounds Like A Shitty Musical Title

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My Duties At The Caverns Keep Me Mostly Occupied And I Really Dont Give Too Much Of A Shit About The Spotlight But I Do Love The Creator Galas

I Dont Know If Im Sending A Link Correctly But I Found A Good Photo Of One Of Our Bi-yearly Creator Galas https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc1301b82b6f.png

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I Spent Most Of Today In The Caverns And Now Im Returning Home To Have Dinner With My Wife

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Given What I Saw Earlier I Think If There Isnt One Kanaya Online At Any Given Time Everyone Dies So Ill Just Slot In Here For A While

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thank you for your service, ma'am!

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Hi Kanaya The Other Kanayas Appreciate Your Service Just As Im Sure Everyone Else Does Which Probably Isnt Enough Actually If Were Being Honest

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Hi Kanaya forgive The Embarrassing Display Of This Fucked Up Autoquirking Syntax Utterly Ruining The Quirk it Likely Isnt Enough I Agree

Papaya

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Huh

What

Huh

Please Dont Worry About Saving Face In Front Of Me I Mean You After All But See This Is Yet Another Instance In Which We Have Been Taken For Granted

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My Favorite Thing About The Autoquirking System Is How if I Decide To Do An Additional Line It Completely Fucks It Up

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The Wonders Of Technology

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This Is Why Ive Decided To Raw Dog It As The Kids Say The Shift Button And I Are Well Acquainted

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I Just Got Here I Really Havent Earned A Maryam Moment Acknowledgement Yet

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All Maryam's Are Welcome In #maryammoment

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@grimLover[GL]

As Sweet A Sentiment As That Is I Am Not About Stolen Valor So Ill Participate When Ive Garnered The Clout To Earn It

Hello+, I think yo+u are welco+me regardless.

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Very Well Then, Wish You Luck On Your Journey My Fellow Maryam

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Thats A Bad Start

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How Convenient That This Site Offers Syntax Options Specifically For Myself And My Friends

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The ratio of you and your friends to us is like 100:1

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Well That Is Some Bullshit

It sure is Kanaya, it sure is.

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I CLICKED THE WRONG AUTOQUIRK SYNTAX SELECTION

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SHE IS YELLING!!!

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Condolences

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Why !s she yell!ng??? That's !sn't n!ce!!! : [/Jok!ng

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