♣ mediated by @grimCue
can someone kill mousey thank's
…HM.
nah bro theyre delicious and nutritious and some other third thing
:33 < *glomps mew >w<* :33 < nya!!!
:33 < @grimcue :33 < *ac licks mew* :33 < nya
Then go kill someone? Or do something that would need a #violence tag?
thanks. me too.
I have returned from the tea party. It was a rather exhilarating time
i think you might be putting words and feelings in my mouth that straight up bippity boppity ass conjured that shit out of nonexistance ive literally never said lol you enjoyed it lol you asked for it what a dumb bitch until literally just now and that was to point out how fucking stupid that sounds and also not like me i said lol you would because you yourself admit you enjoyed being a pawn thats it it doesnt go any deeper than that this isnt me hitting you with a big fuckmassive victim blamey stick that reads it was your fault you got used for two hundred years you silly little goose you unfuckwithably stupid cunt munchkin i am pointing out yes you would enjoy being a pawn you still do youve just crowdfunded thinking for yourself instead of getting capital investments from one huge evil bitch
now whos putting words in whose mouth you dont know how i think you dont know what i do in my real life you dont know the work i have to put in to remind myself how to be a fucking person and for the record you would enjoy it, too. being her pawn. you wouldnt have any other choice.
With you. Putting up with you. I'm just... glad that I was a better auspistice this time. We both remember how my last attempt ended.
Wrong. I did.
And how has that worked out for you so far? You're fucking miserable.
(°. 00_0 .°)
The most dangerous question of all: “What do you want?”
IT IS SOMETHING ONE MUST FIND FOR THEMSELVES. DIG DEEP, BENEATH THE SURFACE. ALWAYS ASK QUESTIONS. AND ALWAYS HAVE HOPE. GOOD BY!
B33c < intpurresting that this is on your mind
huh. cool i guess
What a woman! [[ATTACHMENT: A photo of Jasprose lying naked on her back outside somewhere. Her chest has been ripped open, her arms have been cut off at different lengths above the elbow, she's covered in blood and slurry, and there's a bloody chainsaw lying next to her. Her face is slack-jawed, expressionlessl, but there is one sign of life - a tentacle extending from her side, holding a Wile E. Coyote sign that says "I CONSENT" in big letters.]]
I figured you would be. Do take care.
BX33 < that i do B33 < *ac rolls their eyes and meowves on*
mistakin chittr 4 ur diary again?
what ‼️
Mrrow, I can't stop thinking about her. I can't stop thinking about tomorrow. What will she do to me, if she catches me? If she wins? Will she simply tear my ribs out again, but for longer this time as I cling to life? Will she feast on my flesh, my blood? Will she get creative? Do you see this, Sylphie? We've invaded each others' minds. I'm curled up in yours like a perfectly me-sized box and you're in mine like the sword of Damocles. When the time comes... don't restrain yourself. For my sake or your own.
Dip dip dip dip dip dip.. oh, don't mind me, simply getting the ink fresh on the paper again.
love yourself.
btw 90% of death threats i send are genuine only like 10% are me hitting on people.
assuming this dumb mutts smart enough to pick up what youre putting down, i hope it goe's well. dont kill, dont get killed. try not to harm each other
prolly a wriggler to me
i cannot be brought in line. merely momentarily captured.
#hot
gotta be honest i rlly dont know how often ill be using this site lmfao. dont got much of a use for it other than a dumping ground for my thoughts ig well rn im thinkin im hungry. but also all of a sudden i got a massive boner and kinda wanna fuck the shit out of anythin but thats neither here nor there ya know #nsfw #hornyposting
@grimCue you hate flowers huh? especially the pretty ones. i guess its only fair i dont give you a flowering plant then! pinus coulteri for you. also called widowmaker pine on account of their massive cones. i dont know if theyve actually killed anyone but they sure have the reputation.
soooo im gettin close to 20k kult and i wanna do somethin 4 it so far i have 2 ideas either share something #nsfw ooooor le sigh trickster mode for a weekend if anyone has any other ideas tho id love 2 hear them!!
I LOVE YOU
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:33< *the mighty huntress purrlays the banjo... purrly*
Even if broken I ★m more th★n gl★ss.
Hmmm... What ab0ut bangladesh 2 0n earth c
:33< well i think that ones still around so mew should watch out fur that one
touches the ground something happened here hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooonkhooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooonkhooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
when 7ou’re thinking of what ifs and getting maudlin it’s probabl7 time to go to sleep. goodlight, goodnight.
okay tonight is the night to veg tf out we got salad, pizza (after i pick that nasty ass pineapple off) and a fuck ton of dvds to pick from because physical media rules supreme
Y0u never p0is0n the m0jit0s 0f my enemies
neverw rite me a novel...
Never an0int me with 0il
you never cook me sausgae on an ooepn flame
0h my g0d. N0t n0w Ladesh
Bangladesh is abs0lutely a c0untry is earth s0uth asia Are y0u thinking 0f C0nstantin0ple
Y0u never take me t0 Bangladesh
@h G@@DNESS that fight against that cl@wn in "deltarune" just abs@lutely kicked my TUCKUS!! >n< t@@k several h@urs @utta my day just t@ take him @ut. really sh@uldn't've been surprised ab@ut h@w durable a cl@wn w@uld be. its kinda @ur thing. @_@ rest @f chapter @ne was a breeZe, c@mpared!! that all bein' said, quite enj@yin' this game s@ far. @u@
:33< dont i know it
Crazy shit shitpeta
:33< i already purrlayed it :33< there fur flowpurrs involved
haha 7eah
0h my G0D every0nes playing fucking Deltarune thats why the dash is dead
im n*t very g**d at vide* games but [>e*[>le insist *n [>layin with me
Indeed you ★re. I ★m still worried for Gorth★n.
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#yeah!!
I me★n, I'm not e⚔★ctly..... Upset, I suppose. It w★s just une⚔pected.
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B★be?????
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i gotta be one of The most goldbloods of all time
🜲 For those who need it, but it's not p⚜rticul⚜rly ⚜ business. It's more... Gifts. I w⚜s just re⚜lizing not m⚜ny people here h⚜ve those sort of problems. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
🜲 ... You don't see m⚜ny people who.. Need help, on here. I me⚜n, of course some of you definitely *need* help. But I me⚜n... help to live. Like support. A crutch, ⚜ c⚜ne, ⚜ he⚜ring ⚜id. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
When the demon he★rt is crying ★nd the blood is gushing bright R★ise up your b★t for the burning fight When your hope is slowly dying ★nd your future's lost its rights R★ise up your b★t ★nd f★ce the fright Let's knock 'em de★d into the night #lyrics
xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/1nQgPRVQN9fM1VdZdMNsC5?si=8eb4c292cb6a4d1b_xx
:33< time fur shitpetas mail bag! :33< this one comes to us furom little billy yumyum 2x2 age 999999 who writes :33< "why are mew so horny all the time" :33< well little billy yumyum 2x2 the anspurr is simpurr :33< i was bitten by the alternian slutfly 19384 sw33ps ago and have nefur b33n the same sense :33< k33p those cards and letpurs clawming! :33< #nsfw
what's a jade to do at a time like this?
#thistbh
:B
for omce feelin #sick has come before passkng the fuck out damn #substances
I would genuinely do almost anything for her amusement.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ M3 1N 480UT 4 M1NUT3 #NZFW 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
)(ii everyone!! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/14/44/56144420099ea9e99ca298c8e4ea3796.gif
LETS GO.
⚞ ON THE CLOCK DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP TONIGHT IMMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT ⚟
i think im a fan, lovwe all three i knovw
they guide blades yeah
\ gett1n 0n that gr1ndset! that be1ng gr1nd1ng ra1ls f0r s1ck tr1cks! /
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHY IS OLDER DAMEOWRA SUCH A GILF??? WTF? JEALOUS. #NSFW
(=^･⩊･^=) < SIGH!! YEAH, I KNOW! MEW TWO HAVE BAD HISSTORY! AND IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE FUR BOTH OF MEWR REACTIONS! JUST.. I GET SAD REMEMPURRING I FURRCKED UP MATCHING MEW TWO!
no worr1es, found the p1c 1n my old album haha... 1 st1ll look as good as ever };) @handMa1d
fuck u mean straight
Yeah that's fair.
* not trying to be demean you or anything but i gotta say i was not expecting trollbamas team to have any straight people at all
Our DEI hire. Thank you for your service.
Am I the only straight person on Trollbamas team? I just noticed this.
others blastin phonk and metal in their ears at the gym me? nah jarvis play skyfall by adele
I'm doing ★ crime bec★use I'n not ★llowed in here ★nymore but here I ★m.
I will, th9ugh. I miss them
yooou don't h4v3 to do 4ll of th4t!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8]
F9ll9wing all the dancest9rs like a l9st 6ark6east
I'mn not even doign ★nything I'm just drinking ★nd ★lso I put ★ sod★ in the fridge. #subst★nce
I'm ★lso on finst★gr★m reels
Ƹ 🌂 > HMPH… Ʒ
\ y0u can just say y0u used the death n0te /
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One inscribes a name into the EVIL TOME ONCE MORE… Ʒ
Chittr is a very interesting place. I am having interacti⥀ns I never quite th⥀ught I'd have. Unsure yet if they will play ⥀ut in my fav⥀r.
:33< yeah i saw
I n-o-o-ticed.
[ QUESTION 8 ] "Favorite TV show and movie?" SO glad you asked! It's very basic, but I do enjoy Titanic! It's a wonderful movie. As for TV shows - I don't watch those much! Surprisingly, I know. I do find GAMESHOWS to be enjoyable! Like, say, Mr. "Ant" Tenna's TV TIME! Which you should all come watch!
Sylink is now banned from the Gray House break room. Moving forward, the break room will only be accessible by employees with the appropriate identification and clearance.
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wow some people on this website sure say some fucked up things unprompted. :/ #vagueposting
head hurts. stressed out. tired of being wrong.
I am vacating the Gray House. I have given up on the break room situation. I have on great authority the microwave is now on fire as well. This is simply an issue that will sort itself out.
I'M GOING TO NEED A SMOKE.
🜏 iim larrgɛrr ♱han liifɛ. no♱ bɛxausɛ of mɛn♱alii♱y orr anyfiin iim jus♱ fuxkiing hugɛ ♅
Do I need to search and rescue the fucking microwave?
Sylink doesn't even work here, why do they get to burn down the break room?
T)(-ER-ES NONS-ENS-E
https://forms.gle/5tgjQtWzk5dYpAhd6 Come ask questions! :>[^)]
MY FUCKING GRUB IS SICK. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH SICK GRUBS I'M GENUINELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
good luck!
payin a late night visit to the grey house to grab some stuff there betta naut be no nonsense in the break room
Sure, I guess it's easier t-o-o- lay d-o-o-wn and let defeat wash -o-o-ver y-o-o-u. But that's never been me. It's never g-o-o-ing t-o-o- be me.
(tw: #su6stance #recreati9naldruguse #9ffmyassrnt99) Happy Saturday, chittr. If y9u need me, I'll 6e 9n an9ther plane 9f existence. [The attached image is a packed 69wl. And I mean PACKED. And Kankri is just as happy as can 6e, h9lding his pride and j9y with a cheeky smile.] Please excuse any peculiar chitts in the meantime.
one of my keys is sticking when i try to type grace called me "old timer" when i asked her to fix my keyboard i'm not that old am i? glad she's more confident around me at least. used to be really shy. but i'm not that old am i???
肉欲の誘惑。私は彼らに自分の体に触れさせてしまった。あの馬鹿なヴァイオレット・ブラッドにさえ触れさせてしまった。なんて汚らわしい、汚らわしい娼婦なんだろう。私はまったくの役立たずだ。あの二人に私とセックスさせてしまった。いいのよ。それが私の望みなんだから。私はあまりにも切羽詰まっているから、あんなクズに触られても構わない。だから、どうぞ私を利用しなさい。触って。 #NSFW #NSFWE #SELFCEST
a2 a team member, hoopa unbound cover2e the 2ame typiing a2 malamar
hoopa is so cool! i love hoopa! but malamar...
but hoopa ii2 2o cool!
guy2... ii have a diilemma... hoopa or malamar?
🜏 ii sɛɛ mysɛlf ɛvɛrry day wdym ♅
dang how fast you tryin to see troll god?
im truly the epitome of luxury rn
ooc i fear you are living my life ))
🜏 makɛ ii♱ 6 whii♱ɛ mons♱ɛrrs and samɛ ♅
raw doggin the gym on two lobster salad sushi rolls miso soup a cup noodle and three white monsters
Hence why I did not even attempt it. It would be a disservice. However, I can feel the joke's presence.
You're Strider by penetration only, and that counts for little in the name of Sick Bars. #nsfw i suppose
⚞ YOU CAN MAKE IT. I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!! 8) ⚟
// here's me reading a crappy mario creepypasta https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/a%20haunting%20most%20mario.mp3
i will, thank you!
The purest f9rm 9f quadmance
‧₊˚✩ 🪐🐙 ✩˚₊‧ Let me know if you need some help!
going to see if sollux will let me use him in a #ritual #notnsfw #suggestive if you squint #witchcraft
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‧₊˚✩ 🪐🐙 ✩˚₊‧ I think I typed in my age wrong I swear there's supposed to be like.. 4 more 0s
Whiskeyyyyy #subst★nce
🜏 who wan♱s ♱o xomɛ ovɛrr and ♱ouxh mɛ iin unbɛxomiing plaxɛs #nsfw ♅
I'm so unbelievably tense.
It's the things we don't say.
That's enough of THAT GUY, folks! Back to the MAIN EVENT!
What.
Microw★ve ★t the grey house :fire:
Hm. Perhaps at some point in the future, I shou/d change my icon to my own face. It may not be serving me to create more distance between myse/f and the other individua/s on Chittr. That being said, perhaps distance is exact/y what a wandering ronin deserves...
Honestly for me it was around 10 sweeps. But then again I'm a godtiered robot so I don't really physically age regardless
I'd say it depends on what you mean by it not mattering. You mean aging with grace? - Ephesians 2:8-9
‧₊˚✩ 🪐🐙 ✩˚₊‧ I'd say when you start looking your age, I think around 12 sweeps for most young trolls but I can definitely see people caring when they really shouldn't
:33< at what point does aging not matter anymore :33< i know i havent reached that point purrsonally :33< but :33< im kind of worried?
Boss music but it's just Bubblegum Bitc)( by Troll Marina and t)(e Diamonds.
Aw man I missed the Mitunas :( they're s⚣ fun
cant believe im hittin 13 when i been 12 FOR-EV-ER being alive is weird af
[ QUESTION 7 ] "is this askbox still open" Why, yes! Please ask me questions! PLEASE!
And yet you respond to a post about someone pointing out a joke could be made? Curious.
i win a doc scratch hated this one