Judd Harley-Egbert
@groggyTarragon
He/him. Clothworker. Knight of Space. I like weaponry. (PFP by littleradioperson)
also here now to join the #incest train btw
y0u cud say that hehehehe ur like my kewl uncle!!! @0@
Not literally. We just call you and aunt rose that because youre family friends.
man not seeing a lot of other #incest posters around my presidency is important to me though so i will post twice as much in their honor
Theres more than you would think. Mostly you and yours.
Wait, you meant right now. Im stupid. Ignore me. Also hi uncle dave.
3> What's the best gun for melee combat? Asking for a friend. <3
Depends on your build, but in a pinch just slipping a bayonet on there will do fine.
o| DoEs eVeRy dAvE PoSt aBoUt iNcEsT, wHy iS It aLwAyS A DaVe #iNcEsT #mEnTiOn-nOt-aCtIvE |o
o| ReAd yOuR NaMe aS ChUd iMmEdIaTeLy |O
https://pastebin.com/EKmbb3Dr The Rankings.
Why is jada in b tier and im in d? Clearly its not the parentage.
The Lalondes will literally flirt with eachother on everyone's timelines and I still get looked at like I'm some kind of anti-feminist nazi for saying they tend to keep it in the family. #incest
what the fuck goes on when im not looking
just bro will do considering the fucking whatever im almost scared to ask how many us-es "keep it in the family" #nsfw #incest #impliedanyway
Not at all. I think thats really interesting. I dont know much about those timelines. Whats your day-to-day like? Which of your swords is your favorite?
i aint like that freak okay im a good dave i kiss my girlfriend jade and various other mes and maybe a troll or two but never NEVER bros dirks roses or roxys that is where i draw the line striders that arent me and lalondes
#nsfw #nsfwe me and @lilShitpeta again https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/31/29853a4c776e41cf464297823904e4373318629e.png
haha yeah i may be hyper-virile but y'know haha gotta make sure and all haha
:33< oh no what am i gonna do get meowre eggnyant?
:33< mewre welclawme in my hive... and nook and meowth and tailhole... anyatime :333< #nsfw
heheh, well I'm a bit busy! Tell you what, would you be into me going into the future to find whatever daughters we made so they can fuck you instead? #incest
:33< sure who gives a shit im here fur a good time
:33< what do mew mean by this jade?
nuuuuuuuu mai |310 is 2 smol 4 ma classpect DX i cri everytiem im a THIEF 0F MIND!!!!!1!
Oh. Hey. I was wondering when you'd be on here. It seemed inevitable.
I lay alone in my bed and crave his touch as though it is the only thing that will save me. And perhaps it is. #incest
Would it help to hear about how things are in my universe? Or would it just make you jealous.
Well there's remi. She's really tough but also fashionable and subversive and stuff. Everyone likes her. And daxx is kind of a showoff but he's cool. We spar together.
OOC post, description incoming. Rose Lalonde, nearing age 25. Long since divorced, she's decided as she gets older that the people she really cares for are her family. A little too much. TWs for incest, NSFW, and possible nsfwe, but I doubt the last part. Feel free to block at will. I do not condone her actions irl. If you have these thoughts please find healthy means to cope. #incest #nsfw #nsfwe
(I was thinking of doing an incest rose to balance out all the daves myself, good to have you here 🙏 )