Judd Harley-Egbert
@groggyTarragon
He/him. Clothworker. Knight of Space. I like weaponry. (PFP by littleradioperson)
(( this is catty as hell and you can ignore this but it does bother me that engaging earnestly with some of the themes of homestuck gets you *ooc blocked* by half the site. #vague #incest not about anyone in particular
((no im 100% with you there))
(if they didn't want me to ship prospitcest maybe jade shouldn't constantly talk to john like she's in love with him)
Is it #incest if I kiss an alternate version of myself? No one ever answered me when I asked way back when I was younger.
Cause when I was like 25 I asked and all i got was the ladies looking at me weird. Then again I did just ask Roxy...
dude @softlockedTherapist isthe best fuckin cuddler #definitelysfw #nothinelsehappened
Saying nothing else happened makes it sound more suspicious.
scrolling the #incest tag and greatly disappointed by all of you guys step it up cmon guess i gotta post double to make up for it
I would if i could but the family members i actually want are too nice to fuck their pwecious widdle judd. #nsfw
fucking the couch cushion and picturing my bro walking in on me and degrading me #incest #nsfw
Quarterstaff.
Bec de corbin. Because it lets me keep people far away from me.
also here now to join the #incest train btw
y0u cud say that hehehehe ur like my kewl uncle!!! @0@
Not literally. We just call you and aunt rose that because youre family friends.
man not seeing a lot of other #incest posters around my presidency is important to me though so i will post twice as much in their honor
Theres more than you would think. Mostly you and yours.
Wait, you meant right now. Im stupid. Ignore me. Also hi uncle dave.
3> What's the best gun for melee combat? Asking for a friend. <3
Depends on your build, but in a pinch just slipping a bayonet on there will do fine.
o| DoEs eVeRy dAvE PoSt aBoUt iNcEsT, wHy iS It aLwAyS A DaVe #iNcEsT #mEnTiOn-nOt-aCtIvE |o
o| ReAd yOuR NaMe aS ChUd iMmEdIaTeLy |O
https://pastebin.com/EKmbb3Dr The Rankings.
Why is jada in b tier and im in d? Clearly its not the parentage.
i aint like that freak okay im a good dave i kiss my girlfriend jade and various other mes and maybe a troll or two but never NEVER bros dirks roses or roxys that is where i draw the line striders that arent me and lalondes
#nsfw #nsfwe me and @lilShitpeta again https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/31/29853a4c776e41cf464297823904e4373318629e.png
haha yeah i may be hyper-virile but y'know haha gotta make sure and all haha
:33< oh no what am i gonna do get meowre eggnyant?
:33< mewre welclawme in my hive... and nook and meowth and tailhole... anyatime :333< #nsfw
heheh, well I'm a bit busy! Tell you what, would you be into me going into the future to find whatever daughters we made so they can fuck you instead? #incest
:33< sure who gives a shit im here fur a good time
:33< what do mew mean by this jade?
nuuuuuuuu mai |310 is 2 smol 4 ma classpect DX i cri everytiem im a THIEF 0F MIND!!!!!1!
Oh. Hey. I was wondering when you'd be on here. It seemed inevitable.
I lay alone in my bed and crave his touch as though it is the only thing that will save me. And perhaps it is. #incest
Would it help to hear about how things are in my universe? Or would it just make you jealous.
Well there's remi. She's really tough but also fashionable and subversive and stuff. Everyone likes her. And daxx is kind of a showoff but he's cool. We spar together.