♠ hated by @groovyKosmonaut
✧˗ˏˋ𝐏apa ain't raise no BEEYATCH, WHAM👊 BAM✋, THANK YOU👌, MA'AM💃 I've bitten it out 😁😁😁✦ 𝐏roblem solved-o! Nothing a little swishing under the sink won't fix! #Never𝐏ussyOutˎˊ˗✦
∙☾__☽ being the most annoying perrson highly rrecommend but not like to the whole site 2-3 ppl at a time MAX would do it again (:
｢trollku when ai-chan comes to fight!! ((ง’ω’)و三 ง’ω’)ڡ≡ ponchuponchu ((ง’ω’)و三 ง’ω’)ڡ≡ ponchuponchu｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: punchpunch. poww!!! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ ai-chan solos!]
they call me the..tickler ..#thetickler
Like this post if you think @trolliMedemf is a true ally. Hate it if you think they are a fake.
I will continue to fight for Warmblood even if the world is against me. I am an ally.
I wish. I am an ally.
If you do not like my posts, please consider why you are repulsed by someone finding Warmblood beautiful and strong. Your own biases cloud your judgement. I am an ally.
What are your Top 10 Hawk Tuah moments?
with mY drink: kilk
decided i needed my owwn patented eri reaction image for wwhen someone says somethin bonkers on one a my chits but i dont feel like depletin precious energy slush on a response https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfa1ee3c7cb2.png
i be scraping the deodorant off my boys armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo #love
˖⁺‧₊˚ Psikos is entering an alliance. We could always use more bodies, y'know. ˚₊‧⁺˖
sipping the dr p soda so so soda
｢kekek! (*^ー^)ノ dinner with ai-chan! itadakimaaaaassssuuuu~☆! (*^ーﾟ)*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means yummerz meal! let's dig in!]
↗️THE RESTRICTIONS ON THE OFFICE AIR FRYER HAVE BEEN LIFTED.↗️ ↘️after i received a series of grave admonishments for using it "so improperly that it embarassed everyone"↘️ ↗️AND FOR↗️ ↘️"created smells even her imperial majesty banned seven sweeps ago for the sheer intensity of the torture inflicted upon other's sensory canals, which is saying something"↘️ ↗️I HAVE BEEN GRANTED THE OPPORTUNITY TO COOK MORE TUBERS ONCE AGAIN.↗️ ↘️i have never felt more lucky.↘️ ↗️BEHOLD.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa215876f96e.jpg ↘️
PROBABLY FEELS. GOOD AS FUCK. FOR THE WARP ENGINE. TO GET A FRESH GOLDBLOOD.
some♀imes jus♀ ♀o feel some♀hing i'll prop up my palmhusk anDD open ♀he camera anDD pre♀enDD i'm on a viDDeo call wi♀h someone being forceDD ♀o spreaDD my nook for ♀hem anDD some♀imes i cry when i DDo i♀
L1K3 MY CH1T 1F TH3 #M41DC4F3 SHOULD L3T M3 ST4RT #CLOWN1NG 1T UP 1N TH3R3
∙☾__☽ if̶ i wanted to piss someone of̶f̶ it'd be my damn kis brroke ass haterr should starrt charrging you f̶orr rreplying to yerr chits tbh
∙☾__☽ ):< man what the f̶uck everr i got betterr shit to do
∙☾__☽ we agrree i'm hot (:
∙☾__☽ disrrespectf̶ully you too low on the caste to be sayin this lmaooooooo but you arre rright some gold bloods need to be plugged in f̶rr
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is enjoying some MOST EVIL music during their makeup routine. I shall share it with you, people of Chittr. REVEL!! https://open.spotify.com/track/5NvEXCtdAv5M0FFyBrGKN5?si=XInNtPE-Q2i2HiCzk4JbEA Ʒ
∙☾__☽ DON'T LISTEN TO THAT F̶UCKING SLURRRRY DRRINKERR he also sells it low calorries grreat macrros his worrds not mine this is why culling is ok.
Ƹ 🌂 > YOU. IDIOTIC CREATURE @devilishDebel . CEASE filling my notifications with HATESLOP. The Dark One TIRES of seeing your name. Ʒ
˖⁺‧₊˚ If you're reading this congrats you're now drafted into the Psikosian military ˚₊‧⁺˖
∻They call me the great barrier queef #nsfw∻
˖⁺‧₊˚ I have plans. Plans you all won't know about until it's too late. But I will say... the Empire will grow. ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ You're either WITH ME or AGAINST ME. And if you're against me... Well. I would hate to spoil the surprise. Join the Psikosian Empire today~ ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ That weakling COULD be useful for something... #vagueposting ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help, no one will heed you #lyricposting ˚₊‧⁺˖
｢aaahhh~ ara ara~ (*ﾉ∀｀*) megane-san couldn't help but notice a lack of smexy here~ otochan's hiveu, minasan. ( -∀・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: otochan means... kekeke (ФωФ) daddy~☆! minasan means everybody! ( -∀・)]
∙☾__☽ not you not on everry post even my bum ass kissmiss isn't on EVERRY post hating want me to pick you up lil goldie? keep you saf̶e f̶rrom the otherr big bad highbloods? wanna see what i rreally look like?
∙☾__☽ @grroovyKosmonaut who’s urr f̶avorrite musik arrtist? i like a lot of̶ bumblegum trroll kpop i ain't picking a arrtist the upbeat and culling does something to me ask me anything and win some arrt orr whateverr
☆*: .｡.Give it up f✪r l✪wbl✪✪ds, these m✪therfuckers kn✪w h✪w t✪ live (★nd die!)!! ★ll my v✪lunteers were l✪wbl✪✪ds!!! ★in't n✪b✪dy stupid ✪r c✪ur★ge✪us like l✪wbl✪✪ds, l✪ve y✪u little st★r-fre★ks!!! #★CT10thse★s✪n #em✪ti✪n★l★b✪utmyc★ndid★tes!!!.｡.:*☆
shoutout to audra mae https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2p84Xdx8ck you made sons of anarchy fucking killer anyway check it yo yo yo @naughtyTechnician may gog bless and keep you always may your quadrants all come true may you always troll for others and let a lusus provide for you may you build a hive to the stars and may you never get a job may you stay forever grub may you stay forever grub may you grow up to be idle may you grow up to post truke may nothing always fucking happen unsee the light from window views may you always be ferocious stand up blue and be strong may you stay forever grub may you stay forever grub may your claws always be busy may your hooves always be swift may your okapi be buxom when the winds of changes shift may your pump always be joyful may your sona always be hung https://i.imgur.com/3HO2VUM.gif
∙☾__☽ if̶ yerr a bottom with no ass what's the f̶ucking point? brring that nothing overr herre thrrow a lil airr f̶orr me be so f̶ucking f̶orr rreal
˖⁺‧₊˚ Yay. Badges. ˚₊‧⁺˖
MȺn III’m b◯red… cȺn I ki§§ †he righ† ȺȺnd jiggle †he lef†? #n§fwww
THE OBJECTIVELY COЯRЯRECT ЯRA_KI_G.
Unreal Heiress, play How Deep Is Your Love by the Bee Gees.
˖⁺‧₊˚ No one... And I mean no one. Is going to stop me from securing Psikos' future. ˚₊‧⁺˖
highbloods.deserve.more.money.we.are.oppressing.them.by.not.giving.them.more.money.they.need.more.money
♣ I guess a regular reminder we ALL suffer under the hemospectrum. ♣
˖⁺‧₊˚ Ohhh, so that little Ionian pest is ascending later next wipe, hm? I look forward to seeing how she handles things... ˚₊‧⁺˖
Baba booey baba booey.
story of my unlife
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >wh0 w/\nt m≡
#PrideMonthMoment, brought to you by #CrockercorpPride! Can you tell me which of these poppers is MADE OF CAKE?
˖⁺‧₊˚ Eighty~ ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ So what I'm hearing is that @groovyKosmonaut is going to get me twelve 8K televisions ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Did I hear THIRTY 8K televisions? ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ FORTY. ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ No. FIFTY. ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ DM me if you'll buy me expensive things I might even thank you <3 ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I AM NOT "CUTE." ˚₊‧⁺˖
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 17: aranea serket #degradation #humiliatin #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl sorry babe, just missed out on the 8x2. youll get there next time. vwhats there to be said about the original serket? shes got the sexy librarian look, her quirk has her tits in it, and shes got a sadomaso streak an imperial distance unit long. find her lil booth, paint an s on the sign, and youre in business. i should havwe a lot to talk about here, so lets get into it. aranea is a smart cookie. ewven the dumbest araneas iwve met at least pretend to be smart. so you havwe to appeal to that sensibility. condescend to her a bit but dont outright call her stupid. make her feel dumb, sure, act like you think shes a little slowv, of course, but dont say it. also, let her talk. like, not too much, she can and has gone on for hours about howv cereal has sex? thats all i got out of it. but letting her go on a bit lovwers her guard, lets you gawvk at her tits, and she might ewven stop paying attention to you at all. perfect opportunity to hawve some fun wvith her. most tame, pop a sucker into her mouth. i started carrying em around just for this. araneas havwe massiwve oral fixations. i shut a serks pan right off doing this once, she got all quiet and drooly, and you can guess howv i escalated it. if youre feeling a bit bolder, shut her up wvith your bulge. like i said, oral fixation, and she dont mind being interrupted if its for that. shell get right to sucking and forget all about vwhatevwer bullshit she wvas on about. most bold, sidle up behind her, rest your chin on her shoulder... and you can pull this line any time vwith her, but i lovwe doing it here. "wvovw babe, this is so interesting, sounds like no ones evwer *really* listened to you before." nowv, she lovwes this. youre lifting her up, making her feel superior and smart, vwhile also allowving her to be a wvictim. this is exactly wvhat she wvants. then you vwhisper for her to keep going as you feel her up, hike up her skirt, slide her panties dovwn... i guarantee shell be vwet before youwve evwen gotten your bulge out. hell, shes probably been vwet since she started talking. another thing you gotta understand wvith araneas, shes in her owvn head. you gotta make this mental for her too. embarrass her. shame her. she thinks shes better than you. getting fucked by you is degrading to her. and she lovwes it. lean into it. talk about hovw disappointed porrim vwould be, hovw shocked meenah vwould be, howv much damz wvould laugh... threaten to make it into a sexposition booth proper, let the entire bubble havwe a turn vwith her. shed probably go for it if you buttered her up right, ivwe nevwer tried since i dont like sharing, but theres something there. novw, i hawvent mentioned, eugh, subbing for... maybe any gal so far? besides damz, i guess. but aranea, wvell, she might go for it sometimes if thats your thing. she likes taking control. if you can convwince her to try to take it vwithout using her powvers shell hawve a fun time, though the povwers, vwell... no comment on hovw those feel. this section is ovwer. r8ings: bod: sexy librarian, vwelma cosplay, stacked as hell, surprisingly short skirt. ivwe newver met a skinny aranea, theyre all thicc 8itches 9/10 vwariety: so... the set-up is usually the same, shes at her booth. but if you get some good ones, youll get good banter, the povwer plays are entertaining... a bit limited, but fun all the same 7/10 ease: you just knovw shes nightdreaming about sucking you off the second you start wvalking tovwards her booth. you hawve to wvork for it a little bit though, and the constant yapping can make my patience run thin. 7.9/10 personality: okay i knovw iwve said it but. goddamn does she talk too much. shes condescending, mean, thinks shes better than you, thinks she knowvs better than you, thinks youre stupid, acts totally offended and shocked if you try to call her out on any of it. shes a massiwve 8itch, 8luh 8luh and all. 8r8k her. 9/10 owverall: 8/10. i didnt givwe vwriska this honor im pretty sure, but aranea earns it. rockin bod, rockin look, great hook, great lay, fun back and forth, i mean, evwen after i fuck one of em silly shell still hawve something smarmy to say. fantastic gal if you can find a gag or some earplugs. special shout-out to my buddy @arachnesgrasp for inspiring me to get off my ass and finally wvrite this part up. gonna leavwe this off vwith some choice quotes of hers from today, wvhich oughta help demonstrate some of my points. thanks svweetums! <3333333
∙☾__☽ eehhhh bestie's a strrong worrd but yeah surre whateverr
h77ps://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b9a59fc1772.png fun night with my bestie! @lolHec
˖⁺‧₊˚ I can't help but shine Brighter than the starlight in the sky #lyricposting ˚₊‧⁺˖
my girls a liar but ill stand beside her shes all ivve got and i dont wwanna be alone #wweezer #lyricpostin #pumperbreak #foids #nevvertrustafoid
˖⁺‧₊˚ Might as well go sea like-- what this #SickNastySunday thing is all about. #NSFW ˚₊‧⁺˖
//While I wouldn't mind seeing @armoredMorbosa and @groovyKosmonaut covered in the oils they suggested, I don't think those would work for my predicament. I will however try @carcinologyGenarch 's suggestion.//
WHAT D0 Y0U CALL A FAK3 N00DL3? AN IMPASTA! #GAMZ33ISKING #BL33S3D #R0ADT0HIGHJ3ST3RS #J0K30FTH3DAY
lowbloods.and.midbloods.should.make.chicken.sandwiches.for.their.highbloods.as.a.show.of.how.much.they.love.them.this.is.normal.they.love.chicken.sandwiches.they.love.them
They're putting waters in the gays that turns the chemicals frog.
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➡️⬇️↘️ HS Does this to you https://file.garden/aconSMx0ggLd80E5/guilty-gear-strive.gif
its a privilege for the highest of bl00ds to cu11 me
h77ps://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7831186685c.png g33z way to ruin my walk ugh
˖⁺‧₊˚ Heyyy~ Miss me~? I reely missed bein' here. ;p ˚₊‧⁺˖
When she thinks 6 millions is a lot of money. HA! #brokebehavior
some people dont knowv this but im literally a feminist
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 16: latula pyrope #cheating #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl ah tula. second holder of the mystical #pyrump. the original pickme girl. shes not like other girls, though she does still put out. she exists in an interesting space. i think shes the gal vwhos most likely to be looking for something serious out of us beforans, at least for me anywvays. kinda puts me off her. but then, shes dating mituna, but... its complicated, yknowv? you wvouldnt knowv that she wvas seeing anyone by the vway most of the ones i come across act. hell, they dont evwen play it up like the feferis vwill. still, its hard to go vwrong vwith a gal vwith legs like that. other thing you gotta keep in mind vwith latula is that its all an act. shes desperate for you to think shes cool. underneath it all, shes just a scared girl wvho knowvs there wvasnt a future for her before sgrub came and sawved the night. she has to be different, she has to be special, she cant let you in. mind stuff, yknowv? so use that. vwalidate her, tell her hovw cool she is, but let her feel like that approwval could go avway at any moment. drip-feed it to her. get her hooked on your vwalidation then let her go through vwithdravwal.. other thing: wvideo games. offer to game vwith her. thats an easy wvay into her hiwve and then into her panties. make some dumb bet wvith her and shell probably throvw just to let you feel her up or strip her dovwn. shes lonely, shes vwearing a lie and she knovws it, theres space to wvriggle on in there. offer comfort, a shoulder, an ear. wvrap an arm around her and let her yap about wvhatevwer game shes into that vwipe, and if you start to feel her up wvhile shes blabbing, wvell, vwhos keeping track, right? the ratingz bod: alvways fit, usually has some meat on her, alvways has that perfect fat pyrope ass. might just hawve the best legs outta all the gals i knovw too. the leggings do a lot for her too. 8/10 wvariety: this is the problem, i just hawvent played wvith enough tulas to really hawve a handle on em. i only ewver see the wvideo games thing wvhen i do. its a fun bit and all, but if i can be honest? nevwer gotten that in depth vwith one. gonna call this a 6/10 ease: eh. shes into it, but shell probably vwant too much commitment out of it. could just be a me problem though. 6/10 personality: wvery subjectiwve. do you find the gmer grrl thing hot? then youre in luck. obnoxious? youre boned. maybe try transitioning her to an e-girl type thing, thatd be fun. 7/10 ovwerall: 7/10. i dont dislike her or anything, just havwent tended to get too many good bites. im more than happy to be prowven otherwvise though ;)
can we pls bring loincloths back. they're so stylish.
~S~Ome might say that purples are actually the m~Ost O~ppressed class there is~
∙☾__☽ so anyway best tasting trroll meat? i think indigos most of̶ them arre verry lean if̶ you can get one that's bulking peak eating lean ones arren't bad if̶ yerr making soups #gorre #cannibalism #violence
spoken from real artist over here. SO LIKE, WHERE’S THE FILE I ASKED FOR. YK A SONG CAN’T SONG WITHOUT A BASSLINE RIGHT. #directposting #collab
s/)me/)ne /)n THIS INTERNET t/)ld me “aussie aussie” s/)unded bad n/)w listen t/) this shit and tell me this isn’t abs/)lute peak IF Y(\U SAY THIS S(\UNDS BAD N(\ IT D(\ESNT Y(\UR LYING T(\ MY FACE https:///)pen.sp/)tify.c/)m/track/3j2EGJvtvMv0e5h8xRg0zv?si=i59sHs54SyKC(\04Xp3cmmg
∙☾__☽ want me on yourr globes ok okay hearrd
∙☾__☽ you have psionics ??? thought you werre just compensating f̶orr something
∙☾__☽ wanna give my pan a lil tickle? that's rreal intimate goldie
∙☾__☽ yerr so f̶unny goldie, why i like you i think pan therre f̶orr i am ... am you be rreplying to me all quick if̶ i'm stupid you stupid
∙☾__☽ wanna make it a date? (:
∙☾__☽ i rreally like my two yappy goldie barrk beast both of̶ them arre annoying af̶ but ig i'd smack someone f̶orr them
∙☾__☽ tsk wanna hate me so bad (: it's f̶ucking awesome being me and you know it
˖⁺‧₊˚ Ughhh. Maybe I'll host a party at MY hive next time, provided things are resolved. Had to get, like... a new palmhusk after last night's "incident." ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Hopefully the drones took care of that little "issue." #vagueposting ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Dipped out of that beach party thing. No one was, like... talking to me. This is almost worse than the time that someone pursuing flushed feelings for me tried to woo me with dollar store candy. ˚₊‧⁺˖
only wwomen that are secretly gay men an also ran through are attracted to big pecs decent wwomen are attracted to the nubile aristocratic small chested build
˖⁺‧₊˚ Pulled up to #edsbeachepisode~ Glad to be away from the hive and that WEIRDO. #vagueposting ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ There's a beach thing going on later? Siiign me up <3 ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Stoppppp!!!!! ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Stop hating my posts!!! I'm a Fuchsia, I don't deserve this! ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Hey. Heyyyyy. I just learned what brat taming is. Now, I'm going to be merciful, and NOT cull you if you admit this... but have ANY of you thought about "taming" me? #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ You all WISH you could have all this. Alas, for you, that is an insurmountable hurdle. #suggestive ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Does the empire even ISSUE "bulgesleeve certification forms"?!!! #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Saying it here too I am NOTTTT the communal bulgesleeve!! My nook is untainted!! >:/ #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ "Press shift to sprint" in a video game? How about "press shift to fuck my nook?" That's more exciting. :/ #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Sorry to those who prefer quiet, I just LOOOOVE to talk <3 ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ To that SOMEONE who's hating my chits, like.... Don't. <3 #targetedposting ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ I should like.... Go out clubbing or something <3 ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Like, mmmmkay~ Be a reel shame if this got out, hm? ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ So that little Rust in your hive ISN'T your matesprit ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ A little seagull told me! You not denying it is allll I needed to confirm that juicy little rumor~ ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ Woah, I'm NOTTT a stalker? I'm simply repeating what was told to me! ˚₊‧⁺˖
⊹₊˚{ WE SHOULD ALL JUST STICK OUR HEADS IN THE DEEP END + DIE };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
alright hmmmm… listen 2 aussie aussie (/) sige) it’s n/)t by br/)kencyde trust me br/)
hello angelfish dm me an get spoiled immediately i wwill pay your rent an provvide you wwith a wwipely allowwance a 5000 caegs #findom #payoinkbeast #sellin #buyin #flushdaddy
Ƹ 🌂 > Yes, sometimes the Dark One yearns for CLOSENESS. BUT not in the way that you DEBAUCHED pornrotted things do. The Dark One only reads TASTEFUL literatures. Hmph! #nsfw Ʒ
∙☾__☽ i ̶f̶eel like i'm suppose to be killing a guy ... orr two today eh this stalkerr shit is irrrritating think imma eat some bbq and pass out 💜💜 #violence
meenah make the lowvbloods on my posts go awvay. #wvhimpers.
hey, wvokeheads. i'm being bullied and really depressed. might do it for reals, this time. think about wvhat you say before you post something. #cute-boy. #depressed. #quad4quad. #single. #self-harm. #depression. #broken. #heartbroken. #missingher. #sensitivwve-and-single.
lol. almos† forgo†. go fuck yourself.
∙☾__☽ getting rrid o ̶f̶ yourr aurra? hate to see it ):
I GO G▲RB▲NZO ON HIS BE▲N UNTIL TH▲T CHICK PEES #NSFW
∙☾__☽ does my aurra just set o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ the gold bloods?? is it still the piss thing?? that wasn't even my ̶f̶ault the blueblood was yapping #ns ̶f̶w
∙☾__☽ naw the caegerrs arre good, tyrrian ̶f̶rresh even whateverr brro, trrying to do the trrickle down and i get shit haterr
∙☾__☽ stalking me now? want some money too bb ̶f̶ (best barrkbeast ̶f̶orreverr)??
∙☾__☽ i missed you too neverr had a yappy barrk beast
∙☾__☽ mm lil bit o ̶f̶ both whateverrs ̶f̶unny tbh all the hate do get me sleepin rreal well
∙☾__☽ so yes all that and you coulda just said yes shame ̶f̶ul goldie /:
∙☾__☽ not you again?!?! did you miss me? it's ok (: well it's not it's ̶f̶ucking pathetic
∙☾__☽ gold bloods rreally hating the ̶f̶ucking rruckus i can be less chill i prromise 💜 don't make me put on my grrease piss bloods 💜💜
∙☾__☽ ̶f̶inally the ̶f̶ucking rruckus #clownshit
Imagine We met at a party and after seeing each other and dancing together We decide to take it more priVate. I loVe it When I can make someone so beautiful and so interesting Weak at the knees With soft bites and softer touches. ForgiVe me if my bulge acts on its oWn accord, I just get too pent up and excited at times. ;) #NsfW #NsfWe
here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 10: wvriska serket #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl lol sorry for not making you part 8. this is about the point wvhere, if youre a highblood, you stop havwing an immediate advwantage. i mean, there might still be something if youre a lovwblood and you wvanna do some rewversal stuff going on, but i dont knowv enough about that to comment. nah, instead vwe gotta get right to this jerk-88 8a8e. shes a lot like terezi. hell, play your cards right, could get a scourge sister threesome going on. but wvhat i mean is that shes usually a bit of a paper tiger. showve her around a bit and shell crumple. she might complain and vwhine the vwhole time but she aint about to stop you. see the big difference here is that wvriskas are desperate. she needs to be wvanted, to be useful, to be appreciated. vriskas are some of the biggest suckers for compliments i knovw. you cant let her actually feel stability though, she needs to be afraid that evwerything shes vworked so hard for might get swvept out from under her feet at any moment. thats howv you svweep her off her feet, bada boom. lay it on thick vwith the backhanded compliments, especially if shes a lil skinnier. for some reason ivwe met a lotta wvriskas embarrassed about her cup size. another big thing, lusus issus. hoo boy, shes gottem out the wvazoo. she thinks shes gotta be wviolent and strong and the one in charge, so you make her feel soft and wveak and dependent on you, the provwider shes newver had. i like to be a lil stern sometimes too, telling her off for cussing, maybe throvwing a fevw spankings in there. they go gaga for that. im not just talking in the body though, its gotta be in the mind. if she can mind control you, uhh... hot, but also good luck, ivwe literally newver had to wvorry about that. the point is, shes using to controlling other people, so you gotta get in her head and rewverse it on her. make her feel like shes got no choice but to think the wvay you vwant her to think. i think wvriskas are probably the biggest losers there are. i mean that in a relativwe sense, like obvwiously there are people vwho start at a lowver baseline, but howv far these serks fall is just incredible. theyll go from saying shed newver be wvith a guy like you to mumbling about howv she vwants to gargle your globes in the space of one conwversation. dont let her evwer start to climb back up after she falls. yoink her glasses maybe, tell her she looks cute wvithout em, so she has to cling onto you to wvalk anyvwhere. make her dress all demeaning, make her act cutesy, just totally humili8 this girl. its like, karmic justice or vwhatevwer, she lowves it. r8ing: bod: wvriskas tend from scrawvny to awverage in my experience. youll sometimes meet the 8im8o bod ones sure, but theyre outliers. she tends to be pretty insecure about her figure wvhich makes up for it. plenty cute, ill take it. 6/10 wvariety: theres a lot you can do wvith wvriska. shes competitivwe, shes ovwerconfident, shes needy, shes desperate, shes a loser, shell go for stupid bets, she might evwen mind screvw some other gals for her if you ask nicely. shout out to the magic card game vwris, vwhat a keeper. 10/10 ease: this is a hard one to rate because shes on both extremes. either its an instant loss 2koma type thing, or she makes each lil wvictory like pulling teeth. im inclined to giwve her the benefit of the doubt here since she makes it fun. 7.9/10 personality: another hard one to rate. like, shes annoying sure, and desperate, and needy, and clingy, but sometimes thats vwhat you vwant in a gal. wvriskas are probably the best around if you actually vwant to "date" someone but dont vwant it to be longterm. set yourself up right so she hangs off your ewvery vword and shell practicallly vworship you. real cute. 7.9/10 ovwerall: okay baby, ill stop edging you. 8/10. if i can tell shes looking to be broken ill alvways go for a tumble wvith a wvriska. wvho doesnt lowve a classic fall from grace? plus, since shes like a bad person or something it means i dont havwe to wvorry about being sexist or misogynistic or vwhatevwer, no one cares if you act like that tovwards someone they dont like. vwhat a lady, huh?
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0
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If you would, please heed my advice...The True Empress has returned yet I am not compelled to lick her heel... Feferi must be true...My Liege
Don't call them bitches bro!!!
Believe it or not Warmblood rights are an actual campaign I support and not a quadrantic fetish to me. I do have several fetishes regarding Warmblood but they are separate. I am an ally.
I do not know why it would come as a shock that I find Warmblood incredibly sexy. Consider your own biases. I am an ally.
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>>>((You)) all will bear the mark... >>>((You)) all will be cursed... >>>(A) branding for liars...
[a well lit recreation of the lady and the tramp spaghetti scene, but with two smuppets and a plate of yarn. they begin slurping it up, the pile shrinks, the line goes taut... then it keeps going. one of the smuppets is unraveled, its strands sucked into the other. it keeps losing mass, losing limbs, its pert smuppet nose the last part to go. the other smuppets stomach gets fatter and fatter the entire time. once it has entirely consumed the other smuppet its face turns towards the camera. it holds this glare, silently, judging, for an entire minute before the video ends.] #nsfw #nsfwe #gore??
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Known Bug: During the server's crafting portion before the host enters the Medium, if the craft button is held for too long, it may result in objects being made longer than they should be. This has been most commonly observed in crafting bathtubs, in which the tub made can extend a length of 23 kilometers while maintaining a normal height and width. This will be patched in the next update.
Sponge cake. Why the face. :|
imo you all suck
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Saw one of the /owb/ood workers at Tro// McDona/ds add one addtiona/ c/uckbeast gib/et to an order. Shamefu/. #FourMeansFour
one of t↔e best t↔ings about being in a quadrant wit↔ a lowblood is you can c↔eat on t↔em and if t↔ey catc↔ you you can just cull t↔em and move on~
Leave. Her. Alone. I am an ally.
💠~ It suuuuuucks that the best pearls are the ones grown inside a troll. Mostly because I can't get any willing volunteers. Like yeah, I can just get unwilling ones but it's sooooo much effort restraining them and making sure they don't like, scratch it out from under their skin or whatever. More of you need to be willing to like, donate yourself to art! #bodyhorror ~💠
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⋆˚🐾˖°me after 1 faygo: thiz zhit aint nuthin!!! me ten minutz l8r: fugggg i want a highblood 2 put me on a leazh #nzfw #faygo°˖🐾˚⋆
∙☾__☽ man ̶f̶uuuuuuck you be as stupid and you want i got shit to do and ain't getting splatterred cause some ̶f̶ish wants to hunch on a human
∙☾__☽ new night and im rready to cause morre prroblems i think trrolls have gotten too so ̶f̶t cause therre's so many humans arround ̶f̶eelings belong at the back o ̶f̶ yerr pain you keep em therre and one day you die
∙☾__☽ https://i.imgurr.com/2gt ̶f̶uew.png and don't ̶f̶orrget it smh #newbannerr #horrrrorr
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∙☾__☽ i hope so!
Were putting it to a vote Hate if you want me to murder biscuits Like if you want me to spare his life
💠~ Oh em gee! My lusus just dropped half a troll at my feet! That's like, soooo cute! I kind of wish she hadn't ruined my shoes though... #death #gore #blood ~💠
Known Exploit: If a singular boondollar is printed, then scanned through a specific brand of all-in-one printer scanner, then the image printed, and then used in alchemixing with a real life currency, there is a 20% chance that it may become a valid boondollar of equivalent value to the amount of the currency used to alchemize it. This will be removed in the next patch with a completely different recipe set.
∙☾__☽ im not thaaaat caste loyal i just think trrolls werre made with rroles in mind those that step and those that get stepped on don't mean i won't talk to em i got lowblood ̶f̶rriends nothing wrrong with being a lowblood just.. ya know know yourr place in the caste #itstherre ̶f̶orrarreason #castedrrama #itsnotthatdeepiprromise
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i aint one for fight night, vwhat if someone decked me in my handsome face? that vwould be a loss for evweryone on chittr
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creators im ready its time take me and everyone reading this we're all ready
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that didnt happen. and if it did, it vwasnt that bad. and if it wvas, thats not a big deal. and if it is, thats not my fault. and if it vwas, i didnt mean it. and if i did... you deserwved it. #wvordstolivweby #deep #deepthoughts
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~Jerking it until it's a bl~O~Ody nub is literally my stim d~On't be ableist ~#nsfw #nsfwe #gO~re #cw-self-harm~
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I would like to remind you all that the death penalty has officially been replaced by a sensory deprivation chamber that very quietly plays a repeat of Image Dragon’s hit song, “Radioactive.”
~I sh~Ould sell feet pics #nsfw~
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "Purplebloods are so hot" #true #iguess
somethingburger.
~Punches hO~les in y~Our bulge and plays it like a flute ~#nsfw #nsfwe #g~Ore~
OKAY NOW ROLEPLAY HER PREGNANT. BuT TRYING TO PLAY IT OFF. AS uNEXPECTED WEIGHT GAIN. AFTER A TRIP TO THE MALDIVES. BuT ALL OF HER COWORKERS. COHuNTERS. PACK OF SHE-BITCHES. KNOW HER BETTER THAN THAT. AND ARE SO uNCONVINCED. THE SMALLEST COuNTRY IN ASIA. COuLD EVER PRODuCE A BuMP. THAT GRuB SHAPED.
#StreamOfConsciouspiss
i have found a fascinating glass table at my friend house which got me an amazing idea for a short video recording session to all my followers enjoyment *and once more there is a video file attached* [you see someone house ceiling it reminds you of something familiar, as if it’s missing something, perhaps some harlequins. no matter, you can make out is that the camera is seemingly located under a glass table, for what reason? anyone guess, still there are footsteps nearby before moxie comes into view. as it is being filmed from the ground up you can only see her shorts which are barely holding onto her green ass and thighs, marked with darker green sun marks marks all over, as well as large breasts which too are hidden behind a simple oversized shirt, which hangs in such way where you can clearly see her under boobs, a bead of sweat falls onto the glass table as moxie shuffles around. her antennas and dark black eyes scouting her surrounding and making sure the camera is actually recording this time. “alright … video experiment number 3 this time specifically dedicated to some of my newest friends i decided to take it easier this time around … and to not bring shame to my glorpian name” moxie says in her monotone voice before she turns around, the camera now looks at her giant ass before she sits down onto the glass coffee table. her gargantuan behind, almost spills over it, even accounting for her black booty shirts. moxie breaths in and out behind the camera before, her hand goes down her shorts. her breasts force the woman to use her other hand for support as she begins to massage herself down there, the shape of her fingers seen on the clothes as she seemingly just slides up and down her pussy. soon enough the camera picks up on the moans she produces as her shorts start to get visibly soaked, wet shlicking sounds fill the room, her other hand now glides under her shirt to massage one of her dark green nipples. it records for another couple of minutes before moxie seemingly remembers what she has to do. she stands up a little before pulling her shorts off in one swift motion, showing the world that not only she does not wear any panties, besides a simple scotch tape of some kind over her pussy, but that she was sweating like crazy. with multiple sweat drops covering the glass table, moxie spreads her ass cheeks out a little, pointing her dark green asshole to the view before she sits back down. her butthole spreading across the table showing its wet and sweaty insides to the camera as the alien moves to remove the cover off her pussy and then … her fingers eagerly slide inside, forcing another out of this world moan from the woman, as she starts to finger herself with maybe too much force then necessary. she says name of her followers, maybe, as she does so but it hard to decipher, especially as the camera starts to auto focus on the amount of girl cum which covers the table. moxie puts her other hand down there too, playing with her alien clit, shlicking and squelching sounds overpowering her moans and then, she falls backwards just as a big stream of squirt covers nearby coach, she makes quite an enthusiastic movement to force another and then another, her ass sliding back and forth on the table as she does so … eventually her climax ends with the rest of the video consisting of moxie carefully turning off her devices and ending with a simple kiss to the camera, even if her she has a strange poker face as she did so] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32a5cf426401.jpeg #nsfw
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dont eat it!!!!
oh yeah she vwants me
⋆⑅˚₊Wh꩜ wants this fat cl꩜wn #nsfw⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
its true i lovve vvirgins because as a highblood it is my destiny to defile
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I believe I have recovered from my...Episode. Thank you, everyone, for bearing with the silence. I'm on the mend, as it were.
concept bitin the back of her neck like a sea jaguar and accidentally maybe not so accidentally applyin bone crunchin pressure if you get good enough you got yourself a head on a stick #nsfww #nsfwwe
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>Gotta step away for a minute. Probably just soak in some water.
♦️ You can’t get everything you want in life. ♦️ ❤️ That only happens to me. ❤️
♠️ I am Troll Jewish. Troll Roman Catholic. Troll Presbyternian. Troll Mormonster. Troll Seventh Dusk Adventerorrist. Troll Muslim. Troll Shintorturer. Just depends on who’s asking. And how badly they want to share at least one thing with me. ♠️
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~If yO~u d~On't sh~Ower and gO~t that g~O~OO~O~Od girlstink hmu I wanna b~Ottle y~Our sweat and sell it t~O the masses and als~O shO~ve my face all up in there #nsfw #substances~
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i should be polyamorous
READING ONTO THE RECORD! you heard me. i said *all of you mill fifty cards.* if you don't want to, i *guess* you can just scoop, but it's not *my* fault the table's out of instant speed responses and didn't realize before now the threat posed by Court of Cunning in my Obeka, Splitter of Seconds deck... especially after i gave ny commander three +1/+1 counters... but reading the cards *will* explain the cards, i'm afraid. #tmtg
↘️i reserve my personal clothing washing and moisture wicking spin machines for my business attire, strictly.↘️ ↗️CASUAL, EVERY NIGHT WEAR DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SPECIAL PREPARATION.↗️ ↘️it can remain on the floor.↘️ ↗️UNTIL THE SMELL OF SWEAT DISSIPATES.↗️
>>| currently dreaming .about purpleblood men kissing .each .other .in tummies. #nsfw #hornyposting
Stop posting spheres... #nsfw
I love my empress. Nothing else was ever here.
◌ I am going for a walk on the beach before the sun rises. I... really should have brought something besides suits. My shoes are entirely full of sand. ⧂
࣪⊹₊˚{ if youre reading this, i could fix you. trust me. }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you just need to be okay with the fact that all of this will end someday soon, + it will be soooo totally gorgeous! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
↗️THESE PUZZLES ARE LITERALLY TOO EASY.↗️ ↘️#sudoku.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/285609e37e47.png ↗️
࣪⊹₊˚{ tell me im pretty. or else! }^u^{ }⟡u⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/zH7yq7CX/4-26-26-cari-crop2.png https://i.ibb.co/7J5DQt1m/4-26-26-cari-crop3.png https://i.ibb.co/JRvQQFZx/4-26-26-cari.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@herimperiousCondesce @gutsyGumshoe @cuttlefishCoddler @consternatedCaretaker @imperialDrone @imperiousCondescension @bettyCrocker @coronateCruelty is obama trustworthy my empresses? please don't explode me for asking. I love you. I love all of you. Praise upon you.
(°. h𖦹w pr𖦹blematic 𖦹f me w𖦹uld be trying t𖦹 pail with a puppet --> #nsfw .°)
∻Bet it s☢unds like a jar ☢f mustard being fisted. #nsfw #vaguep☢sting∻
Good Afternoon, Team! Are we all having a Super day today?
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૮ ․ ․ ྀིა today is a foraging day! maybe I shall go a bit too close to the highblood hive cluster on the other side of the woods... just to see if anyone's interested #suggestive Ი𐑼
attracted to her smarts like a intellect attracted to her farts wwhen i smell that devvour her #nsfww #nsfwwe #prose #onmyskyhorse
࣪⊹₊˚{ by the way, i am suuuuper cute. + all purples + unders are TOTES obligated to agree with me when they see this. }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
◌ As if I needed more convincing to put my palmhusk away. Have fun with your postings, all. I leave you with this, for those who may feel insecure: "It's not the size of the dreamer, it's the size of the dream." #nsfw to be safe. ⧂
♤ Wake me I’ll love you tomorrow You leave me Breathless and hollow Lately a tough pill to swallow But I’ll try to compose #lyricsposting ♤
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა top tip to escape getting culled by a highblood: be literally so cutes!! ૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ and if you are lucky they might keep you ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw #suggestive Ი𐑼
[MY FRIEND $UKIRI I$ ALWAY$ ON THE LOOKOUT #UTE WOMEN HIT ME ↑ AND I #AN HOOK YOU ↑ WITH HER @IN$OU#IANTFOREWOMAN !!!!!!]
Nooboody boother me foor next 10 minutes actually foor the next few hoours because i'll definitely pass oout after this
pussies dread my notification #thatcool
do you think her tits are hollow if i stick my hand up in there can i make em go bounce bounce like shes on a one person trampoline #bouncingonit? #nsfw
hope the beautiful young thing reading this is having a great day. unless it aint a beautiful AND young thing reading this (both adjectives mandatory bee tee dubs, audience evaluations only no self diagnoses accepted). in which case get that undeserving gaze off stat or im blowin the alarm n momma didnt raise no spitter
janes hurt
C)(itGPT, )(øw dø I rule Pøstmødurnus? It's a fucking nig)(tmare.
∻Celebrating DNA day by giving my DNA t☢ all th☢se willing. Wink. #nsfw∻
vwhen is a perwverse vwoman gonna vwiolate innocent ol me? #nsfwv
i log on i drop truth nukes a civvilization annihilatin proportion the wwahmen are triggered their soyboy beta hemocuck simps are trippin ovver their undulatin squigglies falsely assumin theyll get pailed by defendin their honor they are self moggin meanwwhile my cortisol levvels remain unspiked
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K--<and its not my fault i choose every day to stay wrong either
oKay im warmed up im not being #vague with it anymore. #nZfw >be me >having a can of refreZhing and criZp Mtn Dew Baja BlaZt >taKe a Ztop by the ablutionblocK before going to my reZpiteblocK >lightbulb.jpg >geniuZ idea haZ entered the thoughtZponge >taKe a Zeat on the loadgaper for eaZy cleanup >whip out my Zchmeat >can in prongZ >let_it_rip.mp3 >pour the carbonated nectar on it >ZPLAT.ogg >immediately cum >goo everywhere >totally_worth_it.png 10/10 would indulge again
i do evwery goddamn night #feminism #feminist #niceguy
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f978d1728b0.png #"IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE" #(stock)ingsand(bond)age #nsfw
they kicked me off matesprit island they vwere afraid that the competition vwouldnt be fair vwith me there
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ S@me tr@lls @re s@ rude @n here｡ᐟ ⋆˚༄
If I'm Going To Die, I Want To Confess That I Thought The Bulge Contortionism Was Kind Of Hot. #nsfw
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; S☣︎me☣︎ne gif𐕣ed 𐕣his image 𐕣☣︎ me, s☣︎ feas𐕣 y☣︎ur ganderbulbs ☣︎n 𐕣his bi𐕣ch! #cursed h𐕣𐕣ps://file ඞ garden/ad2IMm𐕣A7𐕣vF✂6N☣︎/skleel𐕣☣︎ng%20fu✂zzy ඞ jpg:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
dude This ui is such bullshiT bruh wym i Try ediTing my profile and i have pissblood TexT on accidenT
⊹ ⟡⟡⟡!! W#at a #ands⟡me fella! ⊹
i didn't even know lowbloods were allowed online that shit's soooo crazy
†) DEERS7ALKING AGAIN. :o) (†
troll alexa go on mutiesluts.com an showw me femboy karkat spreadin his oiled up toes in nylons povv toe tease #nsfww
Her perfect body. Warm to the touch. Warmer than anything you have ever felt before. Warm enough to thaw your frozen, aching heart. I am an ally.
:33< thats just how we are
My appearance at fight night has been postponed. I am going to cupe. Goodlight. I am an ally.
†) 7HE GIMP'S BEEN MISBEHAVIN'. 7OO OWER MANY ESCAPE A77EMP7S. CHI77R, SHOULD I GONNAE BREAK BO7H O' I7S LEGS, OR BLIND I7 BY POPPIN' OO7 I7'S BULBS LIKE GRAPES WI7' MAH 7HUMBS? AH'M 7AKIN' A WEE POLL HERE. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE (†
music is just fancy poetry. i could write decent rhymes.
on my horny shit #nsfvw
SuCK FEWER COCKS. GIVE LESS ROAD HEAD. BE LESS BAD AT MuSIC.
d*mn mr trollbama... hey wh1le you're st1ll crazy, you ever wanna get together and ch1ll somet1me? you seem l1ke a cool guy and 1'd love to get to know you more, haha... };)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e86094b891af.jpeg #feminism
the metrosexual is much like the scene queen both are assumed extinct in todays zeitgeist wwhich vvalues the comfort an vversatility a pants that dont squeeze the evver lovvin snot out a your shame globes perhaps the cultural tour de force wwith wwhich they once dominated trends has been attentuated akin to my wweakenin hairline but rest assured wwhereevver there is a divve bar or a craft brewwery you wwill find at least one fossil of the bygone mustache i ask you a question past wwaitin to pounce on an unsuspectin lass in vvintage troll american apparel an honey do not be fooled by his skinny jeans he is more man than your boyfriend wwith the prehistoric forehead #ampora #nsfww
WAKE THE FUCK UP CLOWN NATION LET’$$$ GO MAKE THI$$$ FUCKIN BREAD!!! #clown$$$hit
I am making plans for Fight Night. I will make her pay. I will make her regret abusing Warmblood. I am an ally.
There exists a devoted sect of Life worshippers who have diverted MY personal scripture and convinced themselves under false pretenses I cannot steward my raw force of Creation while also reaching my professional goals. Which would be nonsense, but ignorable nonsense- except they continue to send me this image. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0682dcbf30c6.png
im literally right here
evvery time one a you tries to relate to me i wwant you to picture me rippin out my crotch hair an swwallowwin it like a dementia patient ye shall nevver knoww wwhat it is like to suffer as i do my pain is singular an no one in the entirety a paradox space has evver been dealt such a shitty card in life hear ye hear ye i am the biggest deuce to evver livve but also i am the specialist boy an you are all jealous a howw tenderly my rump is powwdered an my back is burped by invvisible throngs a mamis that my anorectal fistula is makin me hallucinate
refre2hiing the feed ii2 a full tiime job at thii2 poiint..
↔ey lowbloods, if you wanna c↔eer me on at fig↔t nig↔t wear your skimpiest clot↔es~ and also let me take pictures~ t↔oug↔ i guess it doesn't really matter if you let me or not i'll be doing it anyway~ #nsfwe
i wwill not be attendin #fightnight because youre all poseurs lackin in the dionysian wwarrior spirit but also because i havve an anorectal fistula after consumin a crunch wwrap supreme #nsfww #iguess #myasshurts
wWw i am not going to #fightnight because violence izz never the answer but can you tell me which "chaser" winzz for no particular reason thank you :) wWw
@predilectionProfligacy Attend Fight Night. I will fight you. For Warmblood. I am an ally.
Yes, I understand "bite me" conceptually as a turn of phrase. Thanks for taking me to school on that one! I don't know what I would have done!
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/3LkHGvK/1776881104954.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=wPY6dOC-MDA&2i=7aRCCv3Qw9OUVZNf
ACCuSATIONS HAVE COME OuT THAT I. “GHOST” PEOPLE. THAT I DISCuSS SuCH LOATHSOME THINGS. AS SWEATY uNSHAVEN VRISKA ARMPIT BuSH. I AM A CREATIVE. THE CREATIVE PROCESS TAKES ME TO PLACES I WOuLD NOT GO WITH A GuN. SWEATY uNSHAVEN VRISKA ARMPIT BuSH. I WOuLD GO. WITH OR WITHOuT. BuT IRRELEVANTLY SO. I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO BE PERFECT. WHICH IS EXTRAORDINARILY HuMBLE. CONSIDERING THAT I AM. BuT ONE OF MY FATAL FLAWS. IS THAT I AM TOO PERFECT. AND THuS. DROWNING IN FAT GIANT LOVING BITCHES. OF ALL GENDER. AT ALL TIMES. IT BECOMES DIFFICuLT. TO TELL YOu ALL APART. THOSE WHO DO NOT WORK FOR ME. SO IF YOu ARE WAITING ON A RESPONSE. JuST SEND ANOTHER ONE. FuCKERS. I AM LITERALLY SO HOT AND SEXY.
Don't Call Them Lowbloods Bro! I am an ally.
She is called Warmblood. Also, everyone has a collection, but you do not need to brag about it publicly. Also, my collection is probably bigger. I am an ally.
y'all don't wanna know ↔ow many ↔ard drives of lowblood porn i've got laying around my ↔ive~ i s↔ould probably get around to organizing my collection better~ #nsfw
People need to stop invviting me to FLARP. It looks fun, but I guarantee it'd stop bein fun the second I'm invvolvved. Imagine the backlash if a lowwblood culled me for eel???
t↔inking about lowblood nook rn~ #nsfw
i should get a catchphrase
Yes I am a certified dilf and single https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/1020106097622790264/Untitled5.jpg?ex=69e8a996&is=69e75816&hm=f269d3ddae8916fa1c7c1a16e4d9bfd49356e76043db1cd66c77ee149ca4090e&
that said i wwill be attendin #megidowweek firstly as a spectator secondly as a misogynist an thirdly as a mastuuur baiter #nsfww
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ NOW SCREENING CANDIDATES FOR EXECUTIVE CONSORT HUSBANDSLAVE. PRIME SPECIMENS ONLY. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
Y'all 3v3r think of how th3 phra23 2pr3ad your ch33k2 could b3 anoth3r way of t3lling 2om3on3 to 2mil3? 2o go on, 2pr3ad th3m ch33k2 #n2fw
Contrary to popular belief, #ChitGPT isn't just for highbloods and powerful business eXecutivevicerators. It's also for honest, working-class lowbloods. Because we understand, time is precious to you too. Spend less of your pitifully short lifespans responding to emails, compiling shopping lists, writing your living wills. And spend more of it doing what you love. #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
hey hey i'ts me troll john lennon #peace and love
K--<they need to add a downvote button to this site
ᐖ ᑈLAIRE NOT IN ᐖA BLUNT ROTATION????? ᑈHITTR USERS HATE ᑈLAIRE?????????????? ᐛ
ᐖ I ᐖISAGREE WIF UR OPINION SO U HAVE TO ᐖIE NOW ᐛ
Warmblood rarely recieves kindness, even within her own temperature range. She is told she does not deserve it, that she must justify her existence, that it is not enough for her to simply be her. It is cruel, but all you can do is hug her. Hug her. You must hug her. Hug her now. Love her. It is mandatory.
Feeling Warmblood go to sleep in your arms, knowing your presence makes her feel safe - an upsettingly rare joy among coldbloods. You rob yourselves of joys you do not even know you are missing with your prejudicial views. Be an ally.
it is once again yoga pants season wwhich means you get to see the mathematically perfect curvve of a girls ass crack jigglin just try not to stare for too long or she wwill call the drone patrol #nsfww
In case you were not aware, Warmblood also produces warm pail fluid. The feeling of this in your nook is the closest I have ever come to feeling as though I am complete as a person. #nsfw.
I am sorry. I should not have posted that. I do not know what came over me. I am an ally.
This account is not associated with Her Imperious Condesce. This account makes no claim of association with Her Imperious Condesce, and apologises profusely for any previous statements to the contrary. The troll behind this account, Triton Lunate, is not and will never be HIC, a member of the Imperial Counsel, or hold any position of power within the Imperial Cabinet. Thank you for your understanding.
>+. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dRR4zUcXKI .+< #nsfw
🜏 @xu♱♱lɛfiishXrrushɛrr II ♱old you ii xould (;死亡 #bulgɛ #nsfw #balloonbɛas♱ #nsfwɛ #bodyhorrrrorr #rro♱♱ɛnpiixpos♱ ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.sɛ/fiilɛ/f2~♱oyhou~sɛ/iimagɛs/118651946_5aWZrraWAum20jdxx.png ) ♅
I'm Too Pitiable. I Need To Become Hateable Enough That Someone Uses My Nook As A Bucket For Several Lights Straight. Is That Too Much To Ask? I Think It's Perfectly Reasonable, Personally. #nsfw #notquitekismesis
when my kull 2core reache2 500 ii'm deletiing my account
「 The one incel on the feed aside… ⥮
im convvinced half the time yall just look at the color of the post an react wwithout actually readin it
moreovver the idea that wwomen struggle to fill their quadrants at least comparable to men caliginous or otherwwise is absurd wwomen possess hyperagency wwhich makes them diametrically desirable vversus the eighty percent a men wwho are forced to go quadrantless due to evvolutionary hypergamy there is really no wway to circumvvent the foids treacherous an parasitic nature bein wwealthy wwith midface is not enough she wwill still cheat behind your back wwith a rustie wwho has a bigger bulge wwhile usin you to pay for her manipedis at the cull salon #fincel
simpin is treated as wwrong an shameful wwhich results in a wworld wwhere it is dominated by bottom tier males wwho are crass an rakish simp honorably an rewward tasteful goonbait on the free market an the egirls too wwill improvve #nsfww
lowwbloods havve evvolutionary devveloped neotenous features to mimic grubs to survvivve the highblood thanatic impulse to cull the wweak
K--<eating a mango... or as i like to call it... a womango
hey just to set the record straight. vwould. im just like uhh. pale ace wvhatevwer. unless your idea of shooshpapping invwolvwes your tongue, then im game. #nsfwv
Chittr user learns aboout different alternian timezoones #heartwarming
Would anyone be inʇeresʇed in seeing my governmenʇal porʇraiʇ? We keep iʇ in ʇ)+|e grey )+|ouse buʇ I )+|ave a digiʇal copy.
Why Pick your sniffnub when you can Pay a troll to dO it for you #businesstips
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
I was only 46 sweeps w)+|en I began campaigning. Many sʇarʇ laʇer. Iʇ )+|elped me ʇo sʇarʇ early. I was liked by all and ʇ)+|ey underesʇimaʇed me. #poliʇics
I do noʇ undersʇand w)+|y so many )+|aʇe me. I am besʇ ruler of my )+|ome planeʇ since iʇ became ʇroll )+|ome. I am good ruler I make fair rules. I do noʇ discriminaʇe. #poliʇics
there uuas another station run by a goldblood that i uuould occasionally hear. nnostly she played hideous nnusic but occasionally sonne troll nnitski late in the nnorning. she uuas also a degenerate uuho uuarned of drone assaults. nnaybe if you can find that you can disnnantle her egregious anti-innperial propaganda nnachine.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BULGE IS SO MUTHAHAFUCKING FAT THAHAT ITS SHAHADOW WEIGHS FIFTEEN POUNDS. :o) #nsfw
#FriendshipFriday!!!
gnarly still slaps
i should get into crossfit
yknowv i aint easy. it takes a lotta effort to get into my pants. hell, wvomen are telling me all the time its emotionally draining just talking to me. imagine hovw draining it is to sleep wvith me #nsfvw
ewven in da slammer i got babes cravwling into my dms i just cant lose
deigned to get on the commoner levvel tonight an ordered a vventi iced caramel macchiato wwith an extra shot a expresso servved in a grande cup wwith a separate cup a ice an three pumps a spit from the hardbody wworkin the counter at grubbucks she wwas appalled by my request wwhich pissed me off so i capped her #grubbucks #violence
:o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires
>:o] || h0nk h0nk :o]
i feel dizzy right now
|>@<|hhh I am just the sweetest c|>o<|ziest little thing right n|>o<|w.
Tomorrow, I will try to fight back against the monster. wish me luck.
wvait wvhat did i do rankmaid liked it i need her to like me
youre a tall glass of vwater, arent you eridan? you boy... precious boy. im cronus ampora, eridan and i wvant your teeth for the federal reserwve. im cutting interest rates in half, eridan and i need your teeth. ill admit, eridan youre handsome... but wvhat hawve you done vwith it? you think you can mock me, eridan? do you? do you think you can mock me eridan? do you think you can capture my essence and throvw it back at me wvith humor and rhetorical devwices?
sA+y whA+t yO+u wA+nt. A+B+O+ut me B+ut. insulting eemsener is B+elO+w. the B+elt. jA+ckA+ss.
TMZ wi2h32 th3y had a good 2tory about m3.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOOKING MUTHAHAFUCKING GROOVY.
Like this chit and I'll artificially extend the lifespan or whatever grumpy cat cultural equivalent or shiba inu in a pair of glasses goes most viral on the internet this month. You want Lusus Moo Deng to live forever? Show me how badly.
maybe i should try dressing like the onceler. babes lowved that guy
= B(---> I Hate When I Go Out In Pub=ic And Tro==s Are Out Too Ughh
-^If I carved space in my chest for yo∇, wo∇ld yo∇ stay?^-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT'S A BIG MUTHAHAFUCKER LIKE ME GOTTA DO TO FIND A LOWBLOOD SHAHAWTY WITH A PHAHAT ASS THAHAT MAKES HENTAI NOISES WHEN THEY BOUNCE ON IT. :o? NEED THAHAT LIKE I NEED MY EGO DISSOLVED AND REALITY DEREALIZED ON 5-MEO-DMT. WHICH MEANS I NEED THAHAT SHIT REAL MUTHAHAFUCKING BAD. #nsfw #substance