Ruby "Yiffany" Longstocking
@guarddogTempestuous
fuck you fuck off
fucking crazy finding out the shit our parents did in literally every timeline instead of just getting therapy
hey man therapy is expensive and also not always generally accessible or widely available
true but the string of events that led up to the ascension of godhood did not really leave a lot of room for sitting down in a clinic with a nice lady behind a clipboard and going over the intricacies of my internal feelings that i dont even personally know how to identify instead it was kind of a whole bunch of running around climbing ladders and stabbing lots of things and accidentally killing myself way too many times to count and being stuck on a rock that had a very notable lack of licensed therapists for an extended period of time and then getting stabbed by overprotective dogs who dont understand youre just trying to help also to be honest at this point im not sure how much of that therapy would even resolve
im talking from like, when you created a world like i know that was super fucked up and yea i get it, it made every single one of you broken hurt people i get it i know i get it but like, just get therapy, at least try like god thats all im asking is for you guys to have tried i swear and to be honest, you’re not one of the worse ones im talking about
#dentistry #toothhygene https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/840925966f14.png
nerds being so low basically lets me ignore the rest as not real
i haven't blocked anyone in way too long can some striders reply to this i gotta cut your numbers down
uh sure man ill help you out whatever you need to do for your comfort and all of that
don't go making me feel bad about it now i gotta block a different you
oh my bad i didnt mean to make the decision hard fuck wait thats not helpful either is it ok ill step back and let you make the executive decision before i go losing the plot and putting myself under
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The real questioon where is my gooat imp
destroyed reduced to grist
// In fact, I'm very curious about why people create accounts with canonical characters. Do you really enjoy playing an existing character? What about playing your own troll (or, God forbid, a human)? What about revealing and characterizing them through simple posts on the chittr :? // I'm genuinely curious, and I would appreciate any responses!
(( I keep yiffany around as a side character cuz I think its nice to be able to react with familiarity to other characters without having to set things up far ahead of time. Low commitment familiarity is really nice! But most of the time I stick to my OC's, and dip over to here when i see an opportunity, or something interesting pops into my head.
> I believe Xat ALL OF US (YES, ALL OF US!) should FORBID ALL STRIDERS from writing chtts. <
dont think i didnt see you @twwiinaquariium that makes you number 4 #battleroyale
im thinking of blocking every version of people i know until there's only one of each left, really curate my chittr for the best timeline call it reality battle royale ill let the winners know whenever i feel like it
yoU won't have to do mUch blocking for me! i've seen all of one other calliope on here, and she's rather inactive.
i think ive only seen a few of you the fujoshi one i blocked before the battle royale but you're on thin ice i dont have a reason for why youre on thin ice but watch it
yall mad you aint like me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488184435227623495/image_2026-03-30_103304799.png?ex=69cbdb42&is=69ca89c2&hm=8fe688876fd46d3b78b93c64a5b0abdd02a28aa74ee9d99253309a0b6515d855&
there you are, you lost the battle royale third only cuz i couldnt find dirk first
i feel like i should tag my block posts like this so i can just directly list the people that lost like a public shaming or something #battleroyale
so i blocked a roxy and a jack, time to find the dirk and dave that were posting #incest this morning without tagging it those guys are fucked
chittr luvs my chitties which is y my pfp wasnt cropped #nsfw #ineedanewbit
you're the first one to lose the reality battle royal
dave what the fuck, why did i just get a carapacian newspaper about you kissing dirk #incest
if you need someone to protect and take care of you i can if future me is awful and sucks :/
... raincheck... but if you're really in the past next time you wanna ask rose a favor make sure her fucking wife knows
of course! kanaya is the most important person in roses life! i would never ever go behind her back on anything :( also why are you named that.... do you want a different name
i also go by ruby but i wanted to like. differentiate, and i just, idk i stuck with it plus putting in yiffany "ruby" longstocking lalonde-harley that would be way too fucking long
i think that if you like that name more you should use it :/ what you like matters most when it comes to you im not sure what you went through but I'm sorry it happened.... :(
crazy how i have to get this advice from an alternate reality social media version of you... yeah, i probably should and it's fine, not your reality i guess
i was told im "meat jade" or something but.... none of that happened yet :/ im just jade and as long as im jade ill have empathy :)
oh my god if course you are, uh, i don't know for sure but i think i don't happen over there so, no need to worry about ruining me again
thats a shame.... i wish I could have made your life better in some way :/ either way im here for you if you need it
thanks, uh, jade idk what to call you, feels wrong to call you mom that not just me right?