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official poll do i seriously looks like a man enjoyer
im really good at giving hugs! im like a professional hugger :)
fUjoshi? interesting. i'll keep an eye oUt for her! yoUr distrUst of the player generation is Understandable, honestly, given what i know of yoUr timeline. i'll do my best to be an exemplar of calliopehood!
Yeah no one is tagging the actual tag for it, just the dirkdave tag Please tag your shit people not everyone wants to see #incest
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
IM NOT KISSING DIRK
ive yet to hit people on here with the btw my rose is dead card #deadsister #andothers
finally there's someone else who's a little rager here.
i'm announcing my run for president. if elected I will raise the divorce rate by 100% and ensure full emancipation from authoritative figures that DON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im gonna b3 away from th3 party sc3n3 for uh idk oh uh if anyon3 finds th3 highblood i was staying with t3ll him its nothing p3rsonal ig? anyways y3a uh, idk, ill try to stay on chittr ig
Sins of the mother I suppose. Perhaps we Lalondes are predisposed to making mistakes... On that note never try alcohol. It is a tempting siren but resist the urge.
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
((sorry that todays bit is fireball wizard dot jpeg. however it has tickled me
My favourite childhood memory is not being in agony.