Jake English
@gunmetalTracker
Jakob English
Like this post if you consider yourself an extremely forgettable member of the Chittr userbase to be entered into a random undisclosed lottery. Real nobodies only.
><img src=https://tenor.com/vYnXe3tBL7i.gif> how the hell do you lot do this tihs
https://tenor.com/vYnXe3tBL7i.gif Iunno maybe remove the HTML?
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9b71e8e288d.jpg
Sorry. Might've been me tossin' that one. Uh... don't go lookin' deeper into dat lake, kid.
Well sorry old chum. But you cant be adding biomass to a rare ecosystem like this!
I Think These Residents Are Evil. #fightnight
oNLY LOVE, oNLY LOVE WILL SAVE US NOW. oNLY LOVE WILL TALK ME DOWN. yOU'RE MY UNLIKELY HERO. i TRY SO HARD BUT YOU WON'T SURRENDER, i WANT YOU TO KNOW. i LIKE EVERYBODY, bUT NOT EVERYBODY LIKES ME. mY LOVE'S NOT AN ISLAND, iT'S THE TIP OF A VOLCANO. #lYRICpOSTING
Any8ody know if there's a dock near the 8each #fightnight is held on? I'm still campaigning out here 8ut a girl has to make time for crew-8onding activities! I'll 8ring some casks of rum for the open 8ar. ::::) #FLARPlife #substances
well y'all have fun at #fi6htni6ht! wish i Could join ya's but it is what it is!
so liek obviously im gunna be at fight night cuz i gotta watch my hot boyfriend clobber sum punks.... but wat SNACKS should i bring............. #violence
10 likes on this chitt and I'll give my interns a 15 minute Alternian water torture break. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
ough that last bit a air leavvin you tastes the swweetest i swwear #nsfww
gonna b late to #fightnight bc rose is flat ironing her hair
Q; How tall is your flush crush? Pretty tall for a troll in the modern era, as tall as some ancestor trolls or more. Aprox thirteen feet n eleven inches he is. I am nine foot eight
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Good lord. Right then. Since several curious fellows here have demanded my scholarly opinion on the cultural phenomenon known as "yaoi," I suppose I ought to give the matter a fair examination. Can't very well call oneself an explorer if one refuses to march headlong into unfamiliar territory. From what I've gathered, yaoi concerns itself with romance between chaps. Not quiet romance either. Everything is painfully dramatic. Every glance carries enough tension to snap a bridge cable. Every disagreement feels like two doomed rivals squaring off atop a cliff during a thunderstorm. Extraordinary stuff. The thing that strikes me most is that realism hardly seems to matter. Emotional intensity is the true objective. One constantly encounters dangerous looking blokes with tragic pasts glaring at each other while rain pours down around them. Some poor devil grabs another by the wrist as though letting go would result in immediate death. Half the time I cannot tell whether they're about to kiss or duel. Often both. After reading several examples, I realised the structure is rather similar to the old pulp adventures I adore. Only instead of cursed temples and lost artefacts, the danger comes from unbearable romantic tension. Same atmosphere. Same peril. Different jungle. One fellow says: "I cannot be with you." Which usually translates to: "If you continue standing there looking handsome, I shall lose my bloody mind." There are patterns to the whole affair as well. The cold aristocratic type. The reckless brute. The quiet intellectual standing near a window looking devastated for reasons nobody fully explains. Everyone appears terminally exhausted and emotionally compromised. I will say this for the audience. Tough bunch. They willingly consume stories designed to emotionally destroy them. Betrayal. Longing. Heartbreak. Tears in the snow. Love confessed moments before catastrophe. And they come back for more. In conclusion, I began this investigation deeply confused and slightly alarmed. Now I mostly find the whole thing fascinating. Yaoi thrives on excess. Grand emotion. Desperation. Beautiful fools making their lives infinitely worse because they refuse to admit they are in love. Honestly, I can respect that. #yaoi #iguess
very insightful :)
roe roe left his profile open at his hive husktop hiiii roe roes friends ;) aight i'm out of here :p - @pickpocketingintellect