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@handymanCan
] [OVE POWER TOO[S
"[]KE" TH]S POST ]F YOU []KE "HAMMERS" HTTPS://WWW.ESTW]NG.COM/WP-CONTENT/UP[OADS/2026/03/PROD_SURESTR]KE_NA][_HAMMERS_MRW16C_01_2000X2000.PNG
Fun Fact: Hammers are forged in the fires of Gehenna. This is how they are so good at killing people.
] BE[]EVE ]N HAMMERS AS A TOO[ FOR GETT]NG H]VE ]MPROVEMENT OR BU][D]NG WORK DONE BUT NOT AS A TOO[ FOR V]O[ENCE
P[EASE BE SAFE AT WORK ] CAN'T KEEP GO]NG THROUGH TH]S
~SO~rry buddy tO~O~ late I already had a h~Orrific w~Orkplace incident it hurts it hurts ~Oh gO~d it hurts sO~ bad~
NO P[EASE ] HOPE YOU FO[[OWED TRO[[ OSHA GU]DE[]NES! THERE ]S ST][[ T]ME TO RESEARCH THEM AND NEXT T]ME TH]NGS CAN BE BETTER
~LO~l n~Ope they were s~OO~O~O~OO~O ignO~red and nO~w I'm cO~llecting w~Orker's cO~mp 4eva~
] AM ADD]NG A "DN]" TO MY ACCOUNT P[EASE "DN]" ]F YOU DO NOT FO[[OW PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY PROCEDURE ]T ]S A "TR]GGER" FOR ME AND MY MENTA[ HEA[TH THANK YOU FOR READ]NG TH]S POST
Real shit.
"[]KE" TH]S POST ]F YOU ARE COMM]TTED TO WORKP[ACE SAFETY!!!
"...and article 3.16 of TROS)(A states t)(at all safety bungee cords will be made at razorwire tension so t)(at upon securin to a surface or bar, t)(e resultin gravitational pus)( and pull increases risk of limb severance by 65% percent..."
NO NO NO TH]S CANNOT BE HAPPEN]NG TH]S ]S UNSAFE TH]S ]S ]NCRED]B[Y UNSAFE P[EASE TH]S MUST BE SOME SORT OF JOKE THAT ]S VERY ]NAPPROPR]ATE
"...article 7.65 states t)(at all )(ard )(ats must be made of paper mac)(e and lined wit)( small pebbles to increase pain index and fatality ratin of any t)(inkpan accidents involvin impacts to t)(e cranium..."
TH]S ]S BAD TH]S ]S VERY BAD TH]S ]S VERY VERY BAD ] W][[ ST][[ COMM]T TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES ] W][[ ST][[ COMM]TTO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES
"...and articles 9.91 states t)(at work will not only continue in t)(e rain, but all employees must wear rubber-padded s)(oes to increase possibility of slippage and accident..."
STOP ]T DTOP ]T STOP ]T STOP ]T STOP ]T NOW STOP ]T NOW ]TS NOT FUNNT ]TS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE ]TS NOT FUNNT ]M CRY]NG P[EASE P[EASE STOP ]T P[EASE P[EASE
WHAT WAYS??? THE WAYS OF PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY GU]DE[]NES??? SOME MAY BE FEARFU[ OF STAND]NG UP TO ROYA[TY BUT ] TH]NK KEEP]NG THE WORK]NG WOR[D SAFE ]S ]NCRED]B[Y ]MPORTANT ] AM ST][[ CRY]NG TH]S ]S SO HARD ON ME
MY TH]NK PAN ]S ON F]RE HE[P ME
] JUST PUNCHED OUT A WA[[
how did i manage to see two shower related chitts in under a minute what is going on
]F YOU NEED ANY SHOWER RE[ATED REPA]R WORK P[EASE CONTACT ME BY WAY OF MY WEBS]TE HANDYMANCAN.SERV]CES OR BY UT][]Z]NG THE D]RECT MESSAGE FUNCT]ONA[]TY PROV]DED BY CH]TTR
]F THERE ARE ANY H]GH B[OODS OUT THERE READ]NG TH]S ] WANT TO WORK FOR YOU. YOU CAN USE MY HORNS AS A HAND[E AS ]T ]S DES]GNED TO BE USED THAT WAY! ] CAN GO TO MANY HARD TO REACH P[ACES :)
] CAN HE[P YOU W]TH YOUR H]VE ]MPROVEMENT HVAC E[ECTR]CA[ NEEDS OR ANYTH]NG
[#mmm… I could u$e your #elp wit# t#i$ new project I’ve been working on…]