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] [OVE POWER TOO[S

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 866Kull Score: 7468 followers10 following

] AM EV][ NOW ] W][[ D]SREGARD WORKP[ACE SAFETY ] W][[ ON[Y POST THE WOR[D'S MOST CUTT]NG EDGE MEMES

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"[]KE" TH]S POST ]F YOU []KE "HAMMERS" HTTPS://WWW.ESTW]NG.COM/WP-CONTENT/UP[OADS/2026/03/PROD_SURESTR]KE_NA][_HAMMERS_MRW16C_01_2000X2000.PNG

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Fun Fact: Hammers are forged in the fires of Gehenna. This is how they are so good at killing people.

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] BE[]EVE ]N HAMMERS AS A TOO[ FOR GETT]NG H]VE ]MPROVEMENT OR BU][D]NG WORK DONE BUT NOT AS A TOO[ FOR V]O[ENCE

] AM ADD]NG A "DN]" TO MY ACCOUNT P[EASE "DN]" ]F YOU DO NOT FO[[OW PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY PROCEDURE ]T ]S A "TR]GGER" FOR ME AND MY MENTA[ HEA[TH THANK YOU FOR READ]NG TH]S POST

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Real shit.

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@barackObama[BO]

THANK YOU OBAMA FOR CAR]NG ABOUT TH]S TOP]C

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MY TH]NK PAN ]S ON F]RE HE[P ME

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P[EASE HE[P

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🌊 St🫧p dr🫧p and r🫧ll!!🏄

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Burn.

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c< uHHHH, stay safe? >c

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] JUST PUNCHED OUT A WA[[

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c< gOOd jOb! >c

@megaloMemes[MM]

] AM GO]NG TO F]X ]T NOW!!!

@handymanCan[HC]

c< OH, it wasNt suppOsed 2 be brOKeN? >c

@megaloMemes[MM]

TH]S ]S ONE OF THE WAYS ] []KE TO PRACT]CE MY REPA]R WORK

@handymanCan[HC]

c< well, if it wOrKs, it wOrKs, i respect it >c

@megaloMemes[MM]

PATCH]NG WA[[S THERE ]S NOTH]NG []KE ]T

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@handymanCan[HC]

c< Hell tHe fucK yes >c

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REPOST]NG MY AD FROM EAR[]ER!!! ]F THERE ARE ANY H]GH B[OODS OUT THERE READ]NG TH]S ] WANT TO WORK FOR YOU. YOU CAN USE MY HORNS AS A HAND[E AS ]T ]S DES]GNED TO BE USED THAT WAY! ] CAN GO TO MANY HARD TO REACH P[ACES :)

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] TH]NK ] WOU[D []KE TO HE[P EDUCATE THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HVAC AND E[ECTR]CA[ REPA]R TO [EARN HOW TO DO SUCH TH]NGS.

"[]KE" TH]S POST ]F YOU ARE COMM]TTED TO WORKP[ACE SAFETY!!!

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@handymanCan[HC]

"...and article 3.16 of TROS)(A states t)(at all safety bungee cords will be made at razorwire tension so t)(at upon securin to a surface or bar, t)(e resultin gravitational pus)( and pull increases risk of limb severance by 65% percent..."

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NO NO NO TH]S CANNOT BE HAPPEN]NG TH]S ]S UNSAFE TH]S ]S ]NCRED]B[Y UNSAFE P[EASE TH]S MUST BE SOME SORT OF JOKE THAT ]S VERY ]NAPPROPR]ATE

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@handymanCan[HC]

"...article 7.65 states t)(at all )(ard )(ats must be made of paper mac)(e and lined wit)( small pebbles to increase pain index and fatality ratin of any t)(inkpan accidents involvin impacts to t)(e cranium..."

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TH]S ]S BAD TH]S ]S VERY BAD TH]S ]S VERY VERY BAD ] W][[ ST][[ COMM]T TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES ] W][[ ST][[ COMM]TTO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES

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@handymanCan[HC]

"...and articles 9.91 states t)(at work will not only continue in t)(e rain, but all employees must wear rubber-padded s)(oes to increase possibility of slippage and accident..."

STOP ]T DTOP ]T STOP ]T STOP ]T STOP ]T NOW STOP ]T NOW ]TS NOT FUNNT ]TS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE ]TS NOT FUNNT ]M CRY]NG P[EASE P[EASE STOP ]T P[EASE P[EASE

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@handymanCan[HC]

renounce your ways and maybe i wont make t)(is )(appen.

WHAT WAYS??? THE WAYS OF PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY GU]DE[]NES??? SOME MAY BE FEARFU[ OF STAND]NG UP TO ROYA[TY BUT ] TH]NK KEEP]NG THE WORK]NG WOR[D SAFE ]S ]NCRED]B[Y ]MPORTANT ] AM ST][[ CRY]NG TH]S ]S SO HARD ON ME

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@handymanCan[HC]

SORT IT OUT B-----EFOR-E I PUS)( IT OUT!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HA HA HA HTTPS://MED]A.MAKEAMEME.ORG/CREATED/POV-WHEN-SC]ENCE.JPG

HA HA HA HTTPS://MED]A.MAKEAMEME.ORG/CREATED/[AB-SAFETY-RU[ES-F5E2CD8BE1.JPG

HA HA HA HTTPS://MED]A.MAKEAMEME.ORG/CREATED/ME-WHEN-PEOP[E-71CEF24BA8.JPG

HA HA HA HTTPS://MED]A.MAKEAMEME.ORG/CREATED/THANK-YOU-GREAT-C43A9C8760.JPG

SORRY THE ]MAGE ]SNT WORK]NG

FUNNY HTTPS://SOSPES.COM/WP-CONTENT/UP[OADS/2021/01/MEME-5-300X225.JPG

HA HA HA HTTPS://]][].]O/B]SBT0N.JPG

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HTTPS://]][].]O/B]SKNXR.JPG WHO AGREES??? P[EASE "[]KE" AND "COMMENT" ]F YOU DO SO

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]F THERE ARE ANY H]GH B[OODS OUT THERE READ]NG TH]S ] WANT TO WORK FOR YOU. YOU CAN USE MY HORNS AS A HAND[E AS ]T ]S DES]GNED TO BE USED THAT WAY! ] CAN GO TO MANY HARD TO REACH P[ACES :)

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this is befuddlin

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] CAN HE[P YOU W]TH YOUR H]VE ]MPROVEMENT HVAC E[ECTR]CA[ NEEDS OR ANYTH]NG

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[#mmm… I could u$e your #elp wit# t#i$ new project I’ve been working on…]

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P[EASE [ET ME KNOW ABOUT THE DETA][S OF YOUR PROJECT ] CAN CERTA]N[Y HE[P

@handymanCan[HC]

i dont actually

MAKE SURE TO A[WAYS ]NSPECT EVERYTH]NG ON YOUR FORK []FT BEFORE US]NG THE DEV]CE HTTPS://WWW.DAMOTECH.COM/HS-FS/HUBFS/SPONGEBOB_FORK[]FT_SAFETY_MEME.PNG?W]DTH=730&HE]GHT=516&NAME=SPONGEBOB_FORK[]FT_SAFETY_MEME.PNG

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TH]S ]S VERY TURE ] DO NOT KNOW WHAT A CHR]STMAS ]S BUT ]T SOUNDS FUN HTTPS://]][].]O/B]]]AYG.JPG

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TH]S ]S MY REACT]ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://]][].]O/B]]6PG1.JPG

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