♦ pitied by @idleWazhere
💠~ Ew!!! I'm not like, desperate for her. That'd be totes lame. ~💠
youre crazy
i did not mind the cartoon sound effect
excerpt from "your oval orifice" (tags: Barak Trollbama/Bro Strider, #nsfw, power imbalance, president x sec of defense, in the office, dont get caught, yaoiposting, missingno outbreak mentioned, human relationship) baraks breath caught in his throat as large hands met his hips shoving him down into a deep bend over his desk "what are you...-" "teaching our president some manners" bro muttered the secretary of defenses hand slid up trollbamas spine to grab at the back of his neck scruffing him like a meowbeast and earning a needy moan from the president "i didnt mean to question you i just-" "save it" bro had been shooting daggers at the president since the advisory meeting about the missingno outbreak bro had given his ideas and barak had listened to rose instead when barak should know who to obey with no questions asked "im sorry" trollbama mewled with his cheek pinned against the papers on his desk but something about this just felt so good he could hear the sound of a belt being unbuckled behind him and tried to bite back the guilty smile spreading across his face "did you at least lock the door?" barak asked bro leaned down over him to graze his lips over the shell of the presidents ear "im hoping someone walks in and sees you like this"
how r u supposed 2 tell apart regular hate from horny troll hate #nsfwish
i hate evil twinkz rechitt if thy agree #injuzticeforeridan #antieridanweek #canceltheamporaz