♠ hated by @imperiousCondescension
I MEAN HEY, I GUESS THATS ONE WAY OF GETTING OBLITERATED TONIGHT.
IT WAS A VERY IMPULSIVE MOVE I HAVE TO ADMIT.
I MEAN SHIT- MAYBE?
I PROBABLY WONT BUT, I MEAN.. IF YOU'RE FRUSTRATED ABOUT IT.. I COULD MAYBE HELP WITH THAT.
I have 8een 8anned from HIC's, park. I will 8e 8ack again at some point. Mark my words, I will not forget.
she really hit me vwith the ewv. #sad
you knowv vwhat vworth the death, if its from you.
vwrestled sylink and hatebot and vwon.
honestly i dont knowv i vwanted to see if you vwould be impressed.
@imperiousCondescension if i told you i vwon a mega yacht yesterday vwould that impress you? #imavwinner
eridan week.
Yeah we can do #pissgate again. I'll fucking piss on everything The Crew owns, watch me.
we are not doing #pissgate again shut this shit down.
Make love... not war. If ever my trollian compadres are looking their grief straight down the barrel only to find its some incongruous aspect of themselves looking back at them in the mirror then worry NOT. Know that in my book youre all class acts and top shelf selections. Confidence comes from within! This is my *personal* ranking drawn up in no particular order. Keep your heads up and take this all on the chin! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a5aeeab1cff.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fedcc5481cd0.png caste tierlist.
Other you knocks me out for power naps and you're deathly in love with me. I get it.
Too late I'm gonna post it at least once an hour now.
T)(ere's no need to t)(reaten! We're all in t)(is toget)(er to make t)(e multiverse a betta place.
I may never be --Empress, but I t)(onk its important to remember t)(at everyfin a person of power posts still )(as influence. Let's spread t)(e positivity! #glubglubglub!
keep your he★d up, m↑ss fefer↑! ↑'m sure you'll be empress one d★y!
#banalldocscratchesposthaste #banalldocscratches #bandocscratch
#banalldocscratchesposthaste BAN ALL DOC SCRATCHES.
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
IFOUNDTHECUREFORMYHEADACHEANDITWASNTHATIBUPROFENTHATSLICKTRIEDTOGIVEME. ITSMORECAFFEINE. LETSFUCKINGGO. @spadesSlick EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER.
Wowie I've got a major fucking headache. Anyone got something for that?
yeah thats right baby thats that academy award for best screenplay for 9 years runnin talkin
Just stab Jane
Don't talk about my 🌙⭐️🖤 like that you prick.
That's right, bolt already. Show us exactly how you got in.
WELL FUCKING DESERVED.
Someone with musical taste. Fuck yeah.
Coming to beat your ass. GOT MY BAT AT THE READY.
dude i'm really comfortable in this felty room
Uh uh uh. Nobody cares, are you in the manor? Fuck off.
Ayooo. Got all the speakers rigged without anyone seeing me. Time to ruin lunch. #nowplaying https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hAWRu2FbXQM&si=8uMgmb_May7NN52a At MAX VOLUME.
Gonna take me a shower, if only my 🌙⭐️🖤 was awake. We could getting a little slippery and jig under the stream. #nsfw
Bro wants it deleted but I got it saved. The internet is forever! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9751148ae5b9.jpg #nsfw ?
Maybe if you post "delete chit" enough it'll come true, Dipslick.
After learning h9w IP addresses w9rk, I d9n't think 6eing 9n here will cause t99 much issue.
If y'all would kindly eat the whole midnight crew except @spadesSlick#8817 cause we tight. I'DBEENAMORED.
OUUU DOES A LITTLE JIG
I SNEEZED LOUD AS FUCK THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN FOR THIS :(
I'm once again pleading we ban all Doc Scratches. #downwiththecreep
Ayo I fuck with clowns. You wanna jitter with me, Bozos? #nsfw
Yeah yeah yeah. Don't take that tone with me.
...No. You know what fuck it. I'm packing it all up.
BECAUSE I'M DOING SOMETHING. LEMME JUST FINISH.
NO THE FUCK. I GOTTA SPLICE MORE WIRES JFC I'M RUNNING OUT OF HEAT SHRINK TAPE. STOP.
Get outta my cookie jar.
I can and I am and I already did. AW FUCK ANOTHER WIRE I GOTTA REPLACE.
Yeah as if I'd let you in on it. ARE YOU THE ONE STEALING MY WIRES?
i was saying it to piss you off because clearly you hate me!!!!!!!!!!
i'm gonna make myself a fursona what should it be??? i think im a cat or something mysterious
Rigging up speakers all over the manor. Don't mind the wires
Nope. Fake.
@imperiousCondescension
Thats a lie I have not seen her
Buddy. I got a few things to sell you. HIC is on here 10 fold.
This site has almost everyone i hate on it wow At least HIC isnt here
I am here for a good time, and a long time. You are all stuck with me.
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
i want someone to wrap me up in a blanket and hold me close and kiss me on the forehead and... and... maybe on my cheek
why the fuck is there a bitch on my feed
WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYY IIIIIISSSS TTTTTHHHHHEEEE PPPPP IIIIINNKK LLLAADDDY HHHHAAATTTIIIINNNGGG MMMEEEE WWWWAAAAAAASSSS IIIIITTTT BBBBEEECCCAAUUUSSSEEE IIII AAATTTEEEE TTTHHHEEEE WWWEEEEDDD BBBRRROOOWWWNNNIIIEEES OOOONNNN TTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEE CCCCOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!""""
Yeah you want me to teach you a thing or two?
Oh dear what a terrible horrible awful loss. Whatever shall I do. Oh me oh my.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The one thing i do agree with!!!!!!!!
LUCKY YOU I GOT MINDFANG AND CONDESCE HATING ALL MINE.
You gotta fry them up, and sear the flesh until it's black.
FUCK , WHAT????? Alright, bet. Be there in like, nvm I'm already there.
And in those four seconds, I've already done ALL my cleaning and made a snack. Where you BEEN AT?
You exhaust me.
What, is everyone too fucking busy to pay attention to ME?
I'm making a new batch with this recipe I found online. It'll be done in an hour.
Shame. I might have even tried one.
#feltmanorPSA The brownies are still uneaten, I just ate a few and they tasted like straight up GRASS. The fuck is this? Enjoy fuckers.
Well better get to eating it, my dude buddy oh pal oh friend.
I had a bet goin' on a game tonight Itchy. Can't play that game if the table stick ball table is covered in Jello, Itchy. You get me, Itchy?
DDDDOOOOOZZZZEEEE
IIII WWWWIIIIILLLLL HHHHHEEEELLLPPPP YYYOOOUUU!!!!!!!""""
This is a terrible waste of resources.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. JELLO, MY DUDE.
We need to get the Doc's banned. FrFR.
I proved my point quite nicely!!!!!!!!
Good.........
why does that condensed milk lady hate all my posts??
Used to swallow those whole.
sooooo dont like eat raw chicken its not a good idea my tummy hurts :(
#feltmanorpsa @engineNoise Helped me plot, plan, and accomplish this masterpiece. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474404206980.png
Ayo, I got some ships you can mewl about. Me x You.
i got a real job. the fuck.
Yeah yeah on it, boss. Got myself a sand blaster just for the occasion.
Uh uh uh uh. DIDN'T SOUND LIKE IT TO ME.
CCCAAANNN IIIII JJJOOOIIINNN????
I mean to be fair if it's work you like doing it doesn't feel like work but- STILL
I7CHY WE'RE DOING CHORES.
GUH UM IM- I'm sorry?
You're making this a threesome? HOW AUDACIOUS.
Yeah, come on over. One's looking to get exhausted anyway.
Oh! Usually I just handle that sort of stuff myself Boss, but if you fellas feel like helping then the more hands the better!
Turn around, idiot.
Yeah, and I'm here, and you're not.
@engineNoise Want your car washed? Dragging Itchy to handle the ones at the manor with me.
You do not even live here???????? A8andoning the planet does not count as ownership........
All waters are considered free....... It's the sea.
What is a cat???????
troogle what is cat........
Indeed.
So i would 8e considered a 8addie then????????
The troogle has told me this message is an appropriate greeting, How do you do, fellow kids. #amidoingitright #unsurea8outtroogle
re; my piercing ball fiasco from last night. got a new bar in and now i have little spikes on one side of the piercings (angel bites) and little balls on the other. fangs
IIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSOOOOOO HAPPPY TOOOOOOO SEEE EVEEERRRYYYYYY OOOONEE
So if trolls is bugs, and shrimps is bugs, and tempura fried dynamite rolls go hard, then what if, maybe
HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeevvvveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy oooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee \\\\\\\\\
GUESS WHAT. Confirmed it from the HORSES MOUTH. I am now THE SUPREME LEADER OF BOTH THE FELT AND THE MIDNIGHT CREW. Bow down to me, plebs.
maybe i'll try to eat something today
i chloroformed myself but i'm ok now
So, I've now procured the weed. Smoked like an ounce and a half and I'm still not feeling shit. What do?
she let me h↑t bec★use ↑'m the l★st of my c★ste ★nd ↑ need to ensure our surv↑v★l #nsfw
Im also missing grannys home cooked meals!! Youve never had a pumpkin stew quite like hers and for dessert nothing less than grannys best pumpkin pie. Itd tickle you plum ORANGE if you could all taste it. Scrumdiddlyumptious.
and you could havve it all my empire a squirt
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
Listen up scally\/\/\/\/ags, yer listenin' to 104.13 th'Catch \/\/\/\/it' yer host the Orphaner. Today \/\/\/\/e'\/\/e got a \/\/ery special guest. Imperial Drone #12011995. He'll be tellin' all a yas 'bout his missions on land, and in sea under th'Empress an' \/\/\/\/hat t'do \/\/\/\/hen he busts do\/\/\/\/n yer hi\/\/e's front door. But before \/\/\/\/e get onto the inter\/\/ie\/\/\/\/, \/\/\/\/e play only the saltiest o'shanties. #####IMAGINE TROLL DRAGONS - TROLL RADIOACTI\/\/E#####
nah not fuckin batterwitch shit i like me my velveeta boxed mac and cheese shells i just ate them too fast
officially hit the funny number this calls for yet another celebration so instead of one art offering there will be *two* in the near future so look out for that folks its like christmas up in here https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/024d3e5e98dc.jpg
Searched smuppet and Rose posted the only result? #nsfw #prouddad #supriseoutcome
#nsfw Sex.
boobs #nsfwv
Oh no.
So i have learned some new words, Six seven, Ski8adi toilet, Rizzler and something a8out 8addie and pookie. I was not informed on what they meant ex8ctly.
YOU GUYS EVER DRAW? I LIKE DRAWING ITS FUN :)
SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!
Can anyone teach me what the new slang is in the newest gener8tion.
i'm goin' to bed soon but my next class will be on the cultural, physical and psychological aspects of dancing in leprechaun culture and biology. please pre-register four attendance. or don't, i'm still gonna do it anyway.
m↑ss condescence, ★s terr↑f↑ed ★s ↑ ★m to s★y ↑t, my dms ★re open ↑f you'd l↑ke to d↑scuss my offer
You don't think it's nice?
I've got an interest in leprechauns. A lot of 'em.
Any8ody know where a 8itch can cop a lighter out here? Mine's fucking dead, and I was JUST a8out to spark up. ::::( #su8stance
Where does the time go, seems like yesterday I was "mommy" or "mama" and now I'm either "bruh" or "bitch"... children will be children I suppose. SMH! #MomLife
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! OKAY SO YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES IN THE WORLD THERES NONDISCRIPT CUBES? JUST THOSE GREEN ONES THAT ARE ABOUT YAY BIG? WELL DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN MAKE A FORT OUT OF THEM? FOLLOW FOR MORE #DRIPTIP S
guys the gr★nd h↑ghblood just followed me. ↑f ↑ don't post tomorrow you know why
look us l↑mebloods ★re supposed to be ext↑nct ↑ c★nnot be found out by the gr★nd h↑ghblood or ↑'m fr↑ed, you d↑g?
I'm going to troll McDonalds do you guys want anything.
D --> I don't know what is going on anymore I have officially lost track D --> Can we talk about something simpler like muscles
Y'all wish you could be this sexy and fast witted.
i'm crying again but b but it's good?? :''')
Do you really wanna know? 1 can te11 you a11 about 1t, baby.
I can make you cry both good and bad at the same time.
Is this thing working? Helloooooooo?
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
Not how you work.
Troogle what is a 'dad'.
i love being a #boydad my boy has an understanding with me, we crank out jams on the daily.
I must write in my journal a8out how the interwe8s is showing me the most atrocious posts known to trollkind!!!!!!!!
what's all this fatherly talk about? my son's a perfect dude, everything about him is awesome. you couldn't ask for a better fucking son.
looking sick, little man.
My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave
yo the imperious condescension just hated my selfie what the fuck man
people actually want me to be happy??????
man i forgot to post this earlier- one of the pics from golden hour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010409111541792949/1486567672782127174/goldenhour.png?ex=69c5f988&is=69c4a808&hm=fd024336f46bff0e8bf19c4f0649d4c5bbe02d6105fae4c8b1a2c66eb8457e90
These trolls on here really could learn a thing or two from Clover. I'll admit that much. @amorousFortune
i still can't believe itchy wants to be in a trove with me :)
alright, i got my new script in the mail. you fucking happy. @barackObama
Don't talk to that sick pervert, he was trying to force me to dance for him.
It is a form of affection, Crowbar. You must relax.
Indeed you are. Crowbar, you are the poggiest of my champs.
Apparently we're the doc's "pogchamps", so.
T)(e system in w)(ic)( t)(e infirm are given into t)(e care of t)(e appropriate aut)(orities for t)(eir own good.
I'd like to take a moment to announce to my Beforan subjects t)(at celebrations for t)(e 300t)( sweep celebration of t)(e Social Culling System will be )(eld at t)(e royal palace)(ive next perigee. I )(ope you join us all! T)(e t)(eme t)(is sweep is Troll Renaissance. I look foreword to seaing your costumes!
T)(is is my favourite royal portrait. )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/4xlncb.png #s)(ellfie
it's me again. they're using radio waves to control the weather. and if you weren't aware those fucking chemtrails in the sky aren't condensation, they're fucking chemicals to control your pliable brains.
the moon is an artificial alien construct space ship sent here by the el-aurians to observe our fucking planet. it's fucking fake, we live on a goddamn torodial earth, so it must have its own engines because it wouldn't be able to naturally orbit the torodial earth.
yall dont understand, peanut is legit my best friend. we eat lunch together weekly.
Nowv wvhat in the fresh Hell is this.
do we really need another reptilian shapeshifting lizard as president? i think fucking not. @barackObama
\/\/\/\/ait, this ain't gutgrindr! I cannae delete the post!
Hrn, ole seadog lookin' t'court outside o'his caste. I got three days on land. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #dilf #damnilo\/\/efish #hosting #cruising #likeaboat https://imgchest.com/p/n87\/\/\/\/jknex4x
Horny???????? 8ut you do not have horns.
PRETTYPLEASEPRETTYPLEASEPRETTYPLEASEPRETTYPLEASE
How about you do a cute little dance for me, sexy momma? #nsfw
you don't think the government is after you, but every time i post truth bombs. @barackObama is in my mentions.
wvwho in the flyin fuck is this bbno money person. wvwhy is it notable that he has no money? - the orphaner dualscar
the us government killed all the real birds from 1959 to 1972, and replaced them with surveillance drones. you can't go two seconds without seeing a flying asshole. they're at my window right now, peeping my shit, yo.
hi this is Earth F's Dave Speaking; PSA to any timeline crossers trying to get into our timeline: we're trying our best to make this timeline travel experience it's very best for you. unfortunately we have been running into really weird complications as our timeline has a super narrow passage point. as of this message, our Aradia and I have only been able to find 2 timelines with Earth F being stable in it. we are trying our best but I do recommend that, for the sake of weird bullshit, please refrain from trying to pop by this timeline for now.
https://imgchest.com/p/pg738md8v4r another motherfucker climbing on my dick huh- hey hey wait a second HEY thats MY dick HEY @plushrumpdotGay
Someone should destroy your fleet, I should have won the re8ellion.
)(iC threat in Earth F has officially been neutralized. no remaining parts of her rule is left, alongside other governmental officials affiliated with her. this timeline is now certified hemocaste-system-free. rest in piss
Alas have found myself what the humans have called a phone and have given me access to what has 8een known to me as the 'interwe8s', I see no we8s.
Do not look at m'last post fer it is a mistake nonbefitting a member o'the more royal courts.
area 51 was a coverup story for the actual fucking truth. we live in an simulation. if they wanted to, they could fabric aliens for us to gawk at but who's going to believe that shit?
Hrngh #nsf\/\/\/\/ https://imgur.com/PD758OJ
This time, maybe ye can sign m'lea\/\/e of absence form so I can attend me ole Moirail's funeral. Maybe, please yer Highness.
hey, if condy gets a special tag can i get a verification??
@imperiousCondescension I be \/\/erified. \/\/\/\/ill ye come \/\/isit the Marina to celebrate?
DHUI (dry humping under the influence) #nsfw
so kull score is a new little tidbit i missed out on. who wants to pump up my numbers? backlog my shit and hate the fuck outta it.
ive spent the better half of the day elbow deep in polyfill and missing yalls wreck of a timeline.
stop blocking me im pregnant and its yours
status: contemplating the twvwists and turns of fate, destiny and inebriation. prepping for a nice evwening. - the orphaner dualscar
why does nobody talk about hovw the "patriarchy" harms men as much, if not more, than vwomen? think about vwhos gaining from this
jane crocker #10000babies #armyofbabies #reproductiverights
Ye dunnae mean that!
#hopefullydead Ye should assign me t'yer entourage after hundreds of s\/\/\/\/eeps of dedication.
Yes, yes, come \/\/isit. This is definitely not a ploy t'get t'see ye again. Thank ye Empress. They need subjugated, culled, and grinded t'dust.
wahhh d0n't pity/hate/mediate/like my p0st. especially if y0u're a pretty girl.
aiight we done with bukkake breakfast whos down to join me for a lubed up lunch break #nsfw
i think every hour we should cast a vote to kick someone off the site. the first two contestants should be scratch and adam. hearts or diamonds for adam spades or clubs for scratch
call your dick rotisserie chicken the way I eat the skin first. #nsfw #gore (just in case)
anyway while they're all distracted, any derse ladies looking for a good time? wink wink. #nsfw
i think maybe you need a little more mercy than that! :p
you're gonna get bonked on the noggin eventually with that attitude.
CREAM. FOR THE PIES.
YOU WISH YOU COULD EVER ASPIRE TO MY LEVELS OF BAD ASSERY. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
current mood: enjoying the sunshine and having a good time :)
current mood: yearning #deepthoughts
another night another chance to meet the one. keep an open mind ladies, you newver knowv wvhen you might meet mr. right
Hey according to @piousPorcine youre nothing but a dumb motherfucking fish.
Youre not a lady though youre nothing but a dumb fish.
looking for a new kismesis. my current one sucks ass.