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Phew! Thank g-o-o-d Kantan never die.
this is not very Kantan never die of you
Kantan truly never die.
嘘でしょ…そんな、まさか。イングリッシュ様がそんな非道なことをお許しになるはずがない…！最悪！歪みすぎてて、もはやトロール版の今敏の映画かトロール版の伊藤潤二の漫画から飛び出してきたレベルでしょこれ。 限定品のナイーブクロミちゃん泡ボディソープ、もうすぐ消滅するから泣いてる。なんたる惨劇…！この恐ろしい悪夢から起こしてくれ！嘘、思い違い！？実は限定品じゃなかったりして！？だってさ―― 待って、アタシもう死んでるじゃん。ε-(´∀｀; ) 新しいボディソープ想像するだけで目の前に現れるわ。普通にボケてた。 ふぅー！大惨事回避。 こんなクソ文をわざわざ翻訳して読んでる熱心なフォロワー各位、いつもありがとね。0u0
Kris said I could celebrate my good news with my best Kantan impression...
-=[hiii kantan x-)_☺]=-
Is this how Kantan never die?
((picturing the grapefruit technique rn
Finish the job, Kantan.
♯killit
Wait I'm back, I just want you to know every time I've argued back like for real for real you pathetically said "I'm not reading allat" so why the hell would I keep sending walls of text to someone who doesn't know how to read? God. You still won this one, but you're such a fucking moron. I'd like to beat the shit out of you.
ur so real for that u know that
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Kantan never die. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
sometimes, when I'm feeling down, I think about how Kantan never die.
https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/meow%20philox.png
and i dont mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. im PRYM... straight up.
-=[kaikka neverdie_☺]=-
-=[wwe have emergency protocolss for this kind of thing dw_☺]=-
yeah and cronus doplhinately needs dat support
꒰a beloved feed refresh was taken from us on this day꒱
#FREEFOLYKL
kantan you’re one of the only real ones on this site
ain’t that the truth!!! https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2074.jpeg
TRUE #IMWITHYOU
S.o°kari and yes s.o°da is g°o.o°d
I can appreciate the message if n.o°t the w.o°rds used t.o° c.o°nvey it
and they said goldblood girls with voidrot and messy bangs and shingles and an unknown viral infection and migraines and breathsac inhalation difficulties and dry mouth and an overbite and a scalloped maw waggler and scurvy can’t eat a cluckbeast pot pie from kfc (kulltucky fried cluckbeast)
もちろんそうだ。アタシのことだから。
アタシが美少女戦士だったら、こんなテーマソングになるでしょうね ： ゴメンね淑やかじゃなくて 夢の中さえヤる アタシの裸身はイク寸前 今すぐ会いたいよ お羊座に代わって、お仕置きよ！0u0
このアタシ、いよいよ認証済みなんだけど。0u0 まずはアカデミーに感謝を...... 認証取得や五千カルポイント達成を記念して、何かお祝いでもしようかな。
not sure how to message people, everything is pretty tiny on my screen
I// REACT TO THISS INSSTEAD SSINCE YOU INSSISST
-=[ i hhavvee a feww x-)_☺]=-
-=[ sylink cosplay soon_☺]=-
forgot to update on my life for the day, not much happened other than customers calling to complain their locks weren't up to standards they held for locks and i had to comp some orders about it home now, not at the bar i'm off today, tomorrow is back to it and then i finally have a day off hope people are having a good night so far
-=[ iitsokay you cann talk aboutnmento youur therapist_☺]=-
good morning started reading Fadeout because i was given a recommendation for it. only a few chapters in and everybody in this book feels like they need to be hosed down with a pressure washer. really enjoying it so far
-=[ ehhgeyehrhheheehe_☺]=-
-=[ iican bebrave_☺]=-
-=[ hhmmh mmidont think iknowwhatyoumean can youshow me im a visuallearner kantan i need to seesso i know tostay away from ity_☺]=-
c< yay! >c
That is alright. Consider this a celebration in your honor, dear constituent.
it is okay. Kantan never die in my heart.
お昼寝する直前にベイプをひと吸いするのは、本当めっちゃリラックスできる。 #substances
[|87 :: Great, now how are the crabs supposed to spawn?
-=[ kantan llove sludge_☺]=-
shouldn't be too much of a busy day for me hopefully. got a couple calls and some lock fixing to work on then a shift at the bar, everything should be good
<<"......girls... #girlposting...">>
fun night at least https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45f764fab8c6.png
full shift done and clocking out there was someone in their car on the other side of the street with windows tinted and im pretty sure thats illegal. not that i care much, more illegal on the previous earth for sure hoping to get home safe unless something comes up
busy day, must be a game tonight? everyone's fixated on the tellie but i can't be fucked paying attention when everyone is wanting round after round
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1503927168609292498/tumblr_o86p4mqkSQ1s9c88go1_500.jpg?ex=6a0520d2&is=6a03cf52&hm=be0e93fc5218165381cdc0ca67e2d17f0bce805235ece3bf76d1a8e84b718dc3& ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ˡᵘⁿᵃᵗⁱᶜʲⁱⁿ⁾⁾
call me super eridan https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7339d0601a14.png
ill finish him off https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6550288caa84.png
there's one thing kantan always keeps...
hey
just introducing myself, coworkers implored i make an account where i can post my thoughts dean casey. former oil rig specialized operator, currently working as a bartender and locksmith. got two dogs, one is a german shep named harley the other is a lab ret named gryphon. uhh. not sure what else to jot for an introduction. im sure it doesnt matter close up picture of my profile picture, friend took it for me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4666064b121a.png
3 hours in, 5 more to go, shit remembering when it was easier to bartend when i was younger, a lot tougher to keep up with twenty-somethings humor nowadays
さっき、アタシの制服を褒めれた！0u0
やっば、遅刻じゃん！トーストの端を口にくわえておけて良かった！じゃ、行ってくる！
<3-homer-hits-the-doorway homer-ruins-his-whole-day
entroparry
No, I'm just reminding you of entropy.
you know maybe i AM wall-e we are both dirty and live in the trash and put the moves on a sexy buttoned up lady who’s always talking about her caste’s directive
I say Kantan never die a LOT for someone who isn't Kantan
Kantan('s) laser always die
>>| that #yaoi .is real?
one time
-=[ without quuestion_☺]=-
-=[ ithink iitwould be kkind offunny to put mjyfriends in a danganronpa killling game but the suprrise is thatthey dont actualydie they just get movedd to a secret droom with me to have cake_☺]=-
c< KaNtaN Never die! >c
Now the only way you would get caught ii2 iif you were two blurt all of your *not plan2* two the entiire multiiuniiver2e 2pliinternet!
c< KaNtaN Never die!!!! >c
>>>(Kantan) never die...
I woke up from a dead sleep just to say Kantan never die
>>>( #VeryGayTrap )
-=[ omgg so sugoi heh_☺]=-
-=[ i wantto play too https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824874891bd3.png_☺]=-
oh last light i had a dreaMM that i had a MMoirail n they baked MMe a sick ass pineapple upside down cake n i woke up n i can live without the MMoirail but the loss of the cake was devastating
最近、一緒に過ごす時間がすごく増えたよね？お互いを知っていけて、すごく楽しいよ。もう普通に楽だし、変な雰囲気ないよ。一緒に脂っこいものをたくさん食べよう。カンタン万歳！0u0
退屈だし、ミーナの真似でもしてやる。コメントしてみなよ。百パーセント正直に評価してあげる。アタシの性格的に、めちゃくちゃ優しいかボロクソかのどっちかだけど。どっちだと思ってる？ （あ、そういえば第三の選択肢を忘れてた。びっくりするくらい下品でやたら生々しいやつね。うっかりしてた、てへ♡）
-=[ #yourbattery i hoope youfind some x-) ! !! maybesteal frromm thestore_☺]=-
OOOOOOOHHH ok fa1r. batter1es then, that’ll for sure do the tr1ck
people have forgotten 'ow 'ot i am. be'old. i repost dis. I Do Not Care https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdba6845343e.png
#PSA: If you see this #Fiduspawn in the wild, it should be culled immediately. This isn't a matter of public safety or ecological concern, I just don't like the things. #SpawnSaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b153c54e39b1.png - MC Oleana
alr1ght. he’s got 24 hours before 1 start pull1ng the menac1ng aura that qu1et guy w1th the mask does and force h1m to do some bullsh1t for troll monopoly money
-=[ i wwonderwhat its likee to go swwimmingg x-) sometimes i wanna swam_☺]=-
c< wOw, aMaziNg sOl badguy cOsplay <:P >c
in retr0zpect. if y0ur 1uzuz haz z0me very ztr0ng fee1ingz ab0ut y0ur ch0ice 0f partner. maybe it iz a zign.
Ψ chaΨ, pleashe look ouψ for falling yaoi paddlesh Ψ
xx_MEAT_xx
yohoho he took a bite of gumgum
slow feeder
ohhhh yes, okay carry on. normal reaction then
is it supposed to destroy your camera like that
なぜビアンは青い女にそれほど惹かれるのでしょう？言うほどじゃない。唯一の利点は、オッパイがでかい傾向にあることだけど、それも全体の半分程度に過ぎない。それ以外は特に目立ったところがない。青って、まあいい色だと思うけど…… とにかく、早く良くなってね。ぜひともセンスの妖精があなたたちのところへ訪れてくれることを願ってる。
<<"punished kantan......">>
これまでの試行錯誤なんて全部クソ食らえ。全員に性的エクスタシーを味わわせてやる。一斉に絶頂を迎えよう。 #nsfw
✿ walk around wid my pants down cuz i had to show em who da hardest #bars #nsfw wat ever
KANTAN NEVER DIE!
KANTAN NEVER DIE!!!!!
SAME! SAME! SAME! SAME! SAME! SAME! SAME! SAME!
i’m fucked up in the crib sipping on that dr perky
正直に言うと、黄色い血人が大好きなんだ。0u0 皆さんへ、キスを贈る。 https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/d0/ca/7dd0ca2d6a37361aa8a7760aec8db364.gif
࣪⊹₊˚{ hey, girl! 4,000 beasts writhing in the dark, okay? }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ YAAAY! \}^_^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
月明かりでトロルをクソ。[Fucking trolls by moonlight.] 日の光によって雑草を吸う。[Smoking dope by daylight.] すべての時間の上たわごとをクソ。[Fucking shit up all the damn time.] 彼女はダマラ人というものです。[She is the one named Damara.] https://mspabooru.com//images/15/84cba62a8eef0037556aeb9bad056769.png?98829 ((cred:bathsy)) #substances
((Bonus: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057881471987220512/1501786045296152646/translated_image_en.png?ex=69fd56bf&is=69fc053f&hm=4fa99726fa9d1d473e4afcf65e3c36b5659f545d87e1d7a88d3dccb7a9f3e2a3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=782&height=1041)) ((when i use software to translate what it really says vs all that cool stuff they meant lol))
Alright, here it is. A reward for all your efforts. I've been a very bad troll... Don't tell my boss, because what I've been up to is very, VERY #NSFW. No, seriously. Don't tell my boss. #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7863bf4a02e6.png - MC Oleana
-=[ immmstill hungry x-)_☺]=-
-=[ hheheheemmaybe you ccann just goredash ssome ? x-)_☺]=-
[ >REJOICE, STAMINA POTION BE UPON YE_ ]
-=[ ohhnoo wwhatkind do you ttake_☺]=-
[ >WOULDST THOU, LIKE, CARE FOR A POTION PERCHANCE?_ ]
-=[ cafffieenne_☺]=-
✨🍭🕷️ blushed too hard 🕷️🍭✨
-=[ pinkranger ssays shes tryinf i hope she does_☺]=-
時には月野兎だけど、時にはパンティ・アナーキーなところもあるっていうか。0u0
im nice!
-=[ #mygirldinner_☺]=-
-=[ hi chittr x-) i toookk a big nap annd now im abouttoeat everything inn my thermal hull lul_☺]=-
vvery wwell ill get on wwith rapturin all you mortals or wwhatevver
数日前、ある小さな古びたラーメン屋が美味しいかどうか聞かれたから、店がボロボロであればあるほど、料理は美味いものだと答えた。 そこで、もうひとつプロのアドバイス。もしアジア料理店に行って、シェフたちがスペイン語で互いに怒鳴り合ってるのが聞こえたら、そのまま座っとけ。これから、人生で最高の料理を味わうことになる。理由は聞かないで。自分でもおかしいとは分かってる。ただそういうものなんだ。この件に関しては、アタシを信じて。
うー、勘違いしないでよね！
@gracefulAggressor #Yaoi #SasuNaru #Shipping #Discourse If I might take the position against GaaLee, for sheer argument's sake. How do you suppose their rivalry goes so much "deeper"? So much "subtler"? It's clear their fight eXemplifies the theme that hard work and dedication can overcome odds, and that even someone born disadvantaged can be eXtraordinary. It's a great theme, and one even a wiggler could understand. Quite surface-level, really. Kind of "obvious." Only, Roclee didn't win the fight. He's not the main character. And the theme doesn't resonate much, in a series about the descendant of a hokage with an immense well of chakra and the power of a demon inside him, and an ensemble cast of his superpowered friends, who were all born with their own unique abilities. Yes, Naruto is bronze, but that doesn't make him any less eXceptional of a troll. The opposite, I would argue. Now, let's look at the themes present in SasuNaru. The power of empathy and bonds with others. The futility of the cycle of revenge. Hatred will only ever breed more hatred. To break the cycle, one must have love and compassion. We saw all these themes resonate throughout the entire series, countless times. Gaara's arc included. Pain. Obito. Just to name a few. Naruto pacified nearly every mass-murderer he came in contact with, simply through his sheer power of empathy. But Sasuke was the first troll he truly pitied, and the one he always came back to. The one he always fought for. The one he wouldn't give up on. The one he loved. As tiny wigglers, their ganderbulbs met, and they saw their own loneliness mirrored back at them. They hated each other for their similaries as much as their differences, and built a rivalry from it, but they couldn't deny the string of fate that drew them together. They soldered a bond so deep that even Sasuke himself couldn't sever it. You couldn't ask for a more perfect narrative foil for Naruto than Sasuke. Naruto fought for Sasuke, because their bond meant everything to him. No matter how much Sasuke tried to run from the love threatening to smother his fiery path of vengeance. Their relationship is so impactful that it codified the series' core themes. What you define as "deep" is clearly flawed, and wrapped in your own self-delusion. "Deep" isn't sifting through scraps, and inventing your own narrative where it barely eXists, just for the sake of being an insufferable contrarian. "Deep" is what you call the threads masterfully and deliberately sewn throughout the narrative as a whole. Being a true fan is about respecting the teXt, and developing the literacy to understand what it's trying to convey, first and foremost. You posit that Sasunaru is "obvious," but just because it's accessible doesn't mean that it's lesser. What you seem to interpret as "obvious" is literally just how storytelling functions as a medium. It's the rails on which it guides an audience to a conclusion. I would compare Sasunaru to an iceberg. There's as much there teXtually as you're willing to dive for. If you're going to aspire to a proper shipping snob, at least find an adequate hill to die on. You're not going to find much success defending a digbeasthill. #Girlboss #Smackdown #Relapsed - MC Oleana
o| ThAt's wHy i'm kIlLiN EvErYoNe i kNoW |o
-=[ eexcept for kaikka #blessup_☺]=-
o| KiLl eVeRyOnE YoU KnOwW |o
i d0 n0t kn0w wh0 needz t0 hear thiz but y0ur he1m being kind t0 y0u iz n0t them pa1e f1irting. it iz in m0zt cazez 1itera11y their j0b.
ok yea u dont have to tell me i know one bitch @ not hemofishing but like fetishizing us @ made a callout on him as well
why would u go that far though @ in all seriousness id have to make a callout on you ig
-=[ tyhank you kantan !! x-) iilike your anime pfp ! !_☺]=-
THE GOLDBLOODZ ARE ALL ONLINE AT THE ZAME TIME CUZ OUR CYCLEZ ARE ZYNCED BTW IF UR NOT A GOLDIE YOU WON'T GET IT #TRUTH #LIE #FIGUREITOUT
oh hell yea #goldbloodseason @ lets scare highbloods off the feed
o| YaLl mAd bOuT ThE PiSs bUt yOu gOn lOvE It wHeN We rAiN DoWn oN YoU HoEs #GoLdEnShOwEr #SuGgEsTiVe |O
-=[ hhi are all the hgoldbloods on at the ssame time heh_☺]=-
its what dey be callin my backside 3B)
turn gold now #goldbloodseason
New psionics just dropped, they let you move through time.
o| HeLl nAh, EnJoY Ur pArAdOx tHo |O
:33< okay im going to slime :33< night nyall :33< troll becky hold my calls
<<"y-yay!">>
<<"hi everyone... w-woke up a little earlier, so now i have more time to cuddle with my plushies!">>
いいよ。待ってるよ。
いいね！後悔する前にできるだけ早く来て！
必ずしもそうとは限らないと思う。
うーん、ちょっと酔ってるよ、ふふふふ！ https://media.tenor.com/KE5uPjc53AIAAAAM/death-note-drunk-misa.gif #substances
バッジをくれてください～。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣟⣿⣲⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀@⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀@⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡥⣼⣿⣿⠀ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣥⣶⣾⣶⣬⠻⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣯⣿⠿⠃⠀ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⠏⢡⢔⣮⣽⡿⠿⡶⣄⠙⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⠟⠁⠉⠙⠳⣼⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢐⣵⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⣿⡿⢾⠋⣥⣠⡄⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠀⠀⢰⣦⣄⣠⠆⡄ ⢹⣿⣿⠀⢿⠀⠻⣿⠟⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠈⠛⡥⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⠟⠀ ⠈⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⠄⣰⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⢿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡶⢀⣾⣿⣻⣿⣦⣀⣀⣀⣴⣾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣯⣵⢦⡤⢤⡤⣶⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢠⣤⣀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣾⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠸⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣹⣿⣿⣧⣠⣤⣤⣴⣶⣖⣶⣤⣀⣰⣶⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⡿⠹⠿⠿⠿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣯⣔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⡇⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠻⢿⡿⣿⣽⣿⣿⡟⡛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⢿⣿⡯⠏⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠏⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/054e6fe35538.jpg #nsfw I guess
((i was looking for something completely different and found this. happy #megido may. https://64.media.tumblr.com/c21e9ee49ffbd9094b66ea2823573265/tumblr_o932xznp081rao73ho1_1280.png
まあ、メギド族五月私だけのためじゃないんです。この一族には他にも女がいるから。
乗りな、負け犬。アタシたちはエリダン・アンポラを犠牲にするんだ。 #MegidoMay
thanks! >XD
whats wrong? >X3
[Kantan sits on a chair in a hallway, dressed up like Jigsaw. He isn't facing the camera at all again. He's kind of facing the wall behind him, but talking like he's looking at the camera...] this blows she was like the only one who talked in the dorms now who am i gonna talk to wrothe? #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @inconsistentAeveternity
<<"you are!!!">>
<<"good luck, kantan!!!">>
Good luck, Kantan. You got this, Kantan. Kantan, if you win, you can sign my forehead.
<<"true!">>
i prove it see it me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdba6845343e.png [art by me]
@bulgeCurator can i cosplay you
.) SQ! CQsplay night at my wQrk went great!! Quite a few peQple shQwed up in cQsplays frQm sQ many different media, including a grQup Qf Qur tabletQp regulars shQwing up as their Pathfinder characters! Here's the Qnly phQtQ Qf me that dQesn't have, like, anyQne else in the backgrQund, it's my first time ever dressing up sQ, like, dQn't expect anything super prQfessiQnal-lQQking haha. I had fun, thQugh! )) .) https://64.media.tumblr.cQm/eadc99f83c2dd4fcf87509c833ae61a5/4a10c58783ed0320-19/s2048x3072/017321862deece32132e13ec7caed40c2e0511b0.png ))
xx_PUSSAYYYyyyy_xx
i have a beautiful a lot of things, it's true
sailor jigsaw
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 2 SUMMARY PART 1 Dorm Hijinks. FIRST DINNER SERVICE SPECIAL THEME: N/A. This is to set the bar for dinner services. Standard risottos, beef wellingtons, all that jazz. RED TEAM: MEAT (VIM, GRT): Jigsaw (7, 4) - 3, Meenah Peixes (9, 9) FISH (VIM, DEX): Kantan Amcray (11, 11) GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Vixroy Altrom (4, 6) APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Wrothe Aiaray (7, 9) - 3 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Larkin Delphi (9, 7) 81/6 = 13.5 Vixroy struggles with Garnish and is unable to keep the team coordinated. Meenah's skills mean that Jigsaw being unable to reach the counters doesn't mean much. Kantan kicks ass in whatever cosplay she's in, and is able to help struggling stations. Larkin completes desserts with no real issues, and is also able to help other stations. Wrothe does poorly on appetizers, which messes with the entire team's flow. Overall: They narrowly manage to complete service, more due to a few talented chefs taking over rather than good teamwork or overall skill. MVP: Kantan. Godeux makes a joke about accepting the cosplay. LIME TEAM: MEAT (VIM, GRT): Junoia Covela (10, 3) - 3 FISH (VIM, DEX): Karama Golthi (5, 11) GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Sawyer Mcroix (9, 10) APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Lorn Ryder (7, 5) DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Mintyl Tsurga (9, 7) - 3 (No Slapstick Bonus) 64/5 = 12.8 Sawyer's Garnish is good enough, but he manages to get actual praise from the chef for his leadership abilities. Junoia does fantastic on meat, except for sending a RAW dish to the pass. When she sends it back, it's still raw. She narrowly avoids ejection from service (not elimination, just being forced to sit in the dorms). Karama struggles a bit with fish but manages to pull through. Lorn has some trouble with the appetizers, but the team isn't slowed down too badly thanks to Sawyer's help. Mint fucks up desserts and has to be helped by the others. Overall: They finish service after Red Team, but are overall better coordinated. Individual mistakes are worse, but overall flow is better. MVP: Sawyer. Godeux says it makes sense a country boy could herd a bunch of animals. DECISION: Chef Belier has to have a real think on this. In the end, he favors the teamwork of Lime Team. This may have something to do with wanting to keep Mint around. He's the Raj of this season, look it up. Still, he does have some actual reasoning. He says that he sees more potential in each member of Lime Team overall, while Red Team has fat that needs to be cut for the skilled chefs to be able to work together more properly. LIME TEAM WINS. Red Team must come together and present two candidates for elimination. #AngelsNutritionblock
[It's unclear for a moment where the cameraman has managed to track Larkin down, but as the picture resolves, it's clear that he's seated on a crate in a different part of the alley than is usually filmed in. He glances at the crew's approach, runs a hand through his hair and sighs, before looking back up. There's some defeat in his posture, but a lot of anger in his eyes. ] "I saw a blizzards worth of dandruff making it into the apps today. 4 seconds of ceaseless scalp shedding, just directly into the appetizers. If we could ensure it was just him going, that would be FINE. But there's no guarantee! I feel like I'm about to go insane." [Moody music plays, as he looks up at the sky, which is about as clear as dishwater. The camera pans up, but the mic feed is still all Larkin.] "Gotta find a way to really keep the team tight. TIGHT. Team cosplay? Fuck, that sucks, but.... maybe?" #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
-=[ bboobs onthe beacj_☺]=-
ok i guess fuckin batman villain response
me 2!!
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hāvē yøū trīēd rētrāīnīng thē flāvør dīsc tø wālk ītsēlf tø yøū
i wi11 be making myze1f a 1itt1e b10g f0r h0rnyp0zting az thiz zite iz 0verzaturated but i w0u1d 1ike t0 get z0me 0ut here. it'z fun uzing pzi0nicz during zex. it'z thiz ting1ing z0rt 0f prezzure againzt y0u, and y0u can make it gr0pe and zqueeze and ztr0ke. t0uching y0ur partner a11 0ver with0ut 1ifting a finger. #nzfw
i kn0w my acc0unt haz had very 1itt1e h0rnyp0zting at a11 but w0u1d y0u be upzet if i ztarted n0w
Okay wait. You are crazy funny for thi§. You have my re§pect for the time being.
please please please post pics please
kantan-chan i am rooting for you
EPISODE SUMMARY PART THE FINALE All the formatting for these is a work in progress. We'll work out the kinks as we go. THE SIGNATURE DISHES Jigsaw - Spaghetti: RAS, HUB 8, 13 Pretty good! But. Spaghetti. Kantan Amcray - the Natsoufflé: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 9, 8 Impressive, though Chef Belier isn't a fan of the theming. Vixroy Altrom - Spit-roast featherbeast: GRT, APP, Cooking Bonus 6, 9 It doesn't work out great. Did you hunt a pigeon out the back? WROTHE AIARAY - ↘️oblong meat product with a little bit of yoghurt speared on.↘️: HUB, LVG, Microwave Bonus..? 12, 11 Godeux wants to hate it. He wants to hate it so bad. In the final edit it cuts to commercial before he can give his opinion. He loves it. He hates that he loves it. Larkin Delphi - Roasted Moobeast Marrow with Parsley and Mustardseed Salad: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 6, 6 Chef makes a show out of spitting it out. Meenah Peixes - Big Fish, Small Pond: a blue jello poke cake with a photo of herself sitting in the middle of the jello. It's edible.: RAS, HUB, Cooking Bonus 9, 10 He doesn't like the theming, but he eats Meenah's photo anyways. He would've preferred a proper course over a dessert, but the skill on display is enough. Junoia Covela - Bulgogi Bibimbap: IMG, GRA 13, 12 Godeux, despite everything thus far, is extremely impressed that she doesn't cook professionally. He loves the dish. Karama Golthi - c< claM cHOwder iN a bread bOwl!: GRT, DEX, Cooking Bonus 8, 10 The timing is off enough that the bread is a bit too soggy. He likes the taste but dumps it anyways. Sawyer Mcroix - Shepard's pie: GRT, VIG, Cooking Bonus 7, 8 Nothing wrong with this by any means, but Chef still finds a way to criticize it. Lorn Ryder - Auntie's Spicy Pork Tamales: VIM, IMG, Cooking Bonus 13, 10 Godeux is so, so glad the yogurt hot dog doesn't win. There's a touching conversation about Lorn's family and everything here. Mintyl Tsurga - - Tagliatelle with smoked beastloin panacetta, crèmme fraîche... and some mmint. LOL! 😁: RAS, APP (Bonus for failing a Vigor roll hard enough) 10, 9, 4 The dish is competent enough but he despises Mint. Luckily(?) Mint is pathetic enough to keep around for the cameras. Jake English - Canned Pumpkin pie Godeux Belier screams obscenities and spittle into Jake's face and expels him from the competition on the spot when Jake tries to play it off and be cute. WINNER: LORN and the LIME TEAM ELIMINATED CONTESTANT: JAKE ENGLISH #AngelsNutritionblock
lets all love rankmaid
<<"yay!">>
<<"i'm sure it will!">>
:33 < yummy!
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
sgeave
sgeave
I think i oonly saw oone persoon with Eastern Alternian animatioon pfp whoo wasn't a gooldblooood
Oui chef! On tonight's premiere episode of #AngelsNutritionblock: Watch a cosplayer get torn to shreds! See Chef Godeux Belier put politican and businesstroll alike in their place! Does a professional pickle handler have a gruesome accident? Enjoy heartwarming stories of cooking for family back at home, and... what's that about a yogurt covered oblong meat product? All this and more on Angels' Nutritionblock! Streaming on Tubi. Contestants! Feel free to post your signature dishes to see if Chittr disagrees with the Chef!
-=[ kant an never lose kantan never die_☺]=-
since you here mr prez saury imma be busy for a whale im at a cooking competition. so if anyone tries to pike invade the nation or somefin just tell em to come back later when im done
underzt00d. it iz nice th0ugh.
I thought we'd be in like, a city. Why are we in the middle of the countryside???
^^Well, there is a lore reason for that...but true either WaY! ^W~^^
^^i guess i'm the ultimate animal breeder too! both repeats :p^^
zudden1y wizhing i waz ab1e t0 p0zt my th0ughtz unfi1tered thr0ugh [y0ur w0rdz]
<<"what if, um, instead of chittr, it was called kittr, and people just posted meowbeast photos? i-is this anything?">>
- Hi, Kantan! 👋👋😁😆 What do you mmean by this.
New Outfit #newoutfit Tonight #tonight. https://i.imgur.com/0gn7kfw.png
0r y0u d0ing unspeakable things with me. #nsfw
Lol! Lmao! I never said it was BAD that y'all were going after his ass!!!!
i’m rooting for you
How Is It Missingno If I Can Tell You Exactly Where It Is? There Are Holes In This Plot.
Here's our final batch of contestants! Stay tuned for more information, #WatchThisSpace! Kantan Amcray, @inconsistentAeveternity He can dress up in cosplay, but can she dress the meals just as well? Kantan is here to prove that weebs can cook too! Karama Golthi, @megaloMemes Karama runs her own tavern, where she makes everything from scratch. Will she be able to handle the heat of a big city nutritionblock? Jigsaw, @normalPuppet Designing traps is his passion, but designing the perfect five course meal is Jigsaw's calling! I hear his spaghetti is... to die for! Sawyer Mcroix, @ricochayedCattle A country boy at hive on the range, Sawyer is trekking all the way to beautiful Earth C capital to strut his stuff on the screen! Further information incoming! Contestants will hear from us soon. Oui chef! #AngelsNutritionblock
WWWWh◯ need§ Ⱥ mȺ§§ive m◯†herfuckin bulge †◯ ride ◯n? Mineeee§ uP Ⱥnd need§ §◯me fuckiin ȺȺ††en†i◯n ;0} #n§fw
== sorry for the... inactivity... i got... stuck... to the floor... for a couple of nights... ==
boy nook more like #voidnook get your palmhusk out your pocket around me or you’ll find it at -3 percent and i won’t fix it #nsfw
i am in the middle of a league of legends game about to close it out and my braless wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as i get a double kill bot lane so how is your day going
<<"real!!">>
You Believe Me Like A God I'll Betray You Like A Troll https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fwpse9y9kyo/sddefault.jpg
-=[ me when i_☺]=-
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUYAY!!!
the game of the sweep is tiddlywinks https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1540.jpeg
c< iNcOrrect, because yOure cOOl! >c
だから数日前にふとした隙に昼寝しちゃったのかな？ハッパのせいだと思ってたんだけど……
yo wtf how did i not even know you had taken the rotpill i knew i fw’d you if your loyal tier 3s ever skimp on the good stuff i know a great spot for scrounging scuttlebuggy batteries
~Thanks~
i do this in real life
yeah you can have a little, no worries
tapeworm near me tapeworm location tapeworm quick and free how to find tapeworm cute tapeworm ugly tapeworm where is tapeworms
having a tapeworm would probably be kind of cool we’d like all the same things
if i'm so deep inside you that both of our visions are starting to blur and you're begging me to go harder, then there needs to be a mutual understanding that the idea of pulling out is out of the picture :P #nsfw
#nsfc It's Prehensile, By The Way. I Haven't Tried Lifting A Weight With It, But That Probably Wouldn't Be Too Hard. This Isn't A #hornypost I Just Think It's Neat. #nsfw
a(tuall7 i’m gonna make this a whole post, not just a repl7. there are a lot of desperatel7 lonel7 people here on (hittr. this is for 7ou. 7ou are hotter than 7ou think. it doesn’t matter what 7ou are like or what 7ou look like, there are people who would die for a sniff. i mean, look at (ronus. most of the time when people talk about him it’s not exa(tl7 flattering, and 7et a solid 40% of the anon7mous (onfessions are about how the7’d jump his bones. 7ou are not spe(ial. 7ou also inspire that kind of desire in people. the onl7 thing keeping 7ou from getting that (onne(tion - either emotional or ph7si(al - is taking that first step. breaking that outer shell. rea(h out. shoot 7our shot. and if 7ou get reje(ted, remember that one 7es is sweeter than the bitterness of a thousand no’s. get what 7ou want.
Oui chef! Applications are now closed. (Unless?) We are now in the process of deciding on who will get to compete in the hottest kitchen on Earth C. Stay tuned! #AngelsNutritionblock
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
"icanfixvesica" nuh uh vesica is fine!erm. iamfine.
That doesn't sound ugly to me. A swirling inkwell. Deeꫂ❁ water so still it looks like glass. Dark soil after the rain. The sky on a dim, cloudless night. I think all of these things are beautiful... Of course...it's hard. To have your body changed. If's okay to mourn what you've lost. But ꫂ❁lease know that you're not ruined. ❣︎
<<"i remember seeing you standing around at the hangout last night, your eyes were still pretty!">>
cxlxred cxntxcts shxuld becxme yxur new besties imxgine rxcking xrxund with them xn xnd lxxking like yxur scelerxs xre blxck Cxxl xs hell
its ok to be sad. annd its ok to be downn. but donnt stay downn forever. there is always somethinng to stannd for
that just meanns. the people that cann hear could get lost inn your voice innstead.
-=[ band then i startripping yup the carpet yeeah_☺]=-
chitt about how your day was
leann inn act opposite. wise minnd
:33< thinking about #girlbulge fur the eight billionth time tonight :33< #nsfw
gOnna gO tO sleep after II jerk my shIIt tO lesbIIans..nIIght everyOne!! #nsfw
try to make tonnight a good nnight. thinnk happy thoughts take care of yourself. i care about you
~Kantan never die~
∻I need me s☢me☢ne I can p☢ur c☢nc☢cti☢ns ☢nt☢ while they're ch☢king ☢n my bulge #nsfw #substances∻
<<"real as always...">>
sometimes you wake up in heat and find there's a bunch of hot people also being horny on here so you just gotta goon the morning away a bit!! remember, all forms of self care are important! especially is your self is throbbing and dripping with pre cum! :D #nsfw
Your name is ████ ███████. You've just fucked up. Big time.
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(Keep) (Everything) organized... >>>(These) tallies are an intricate file system >>>(Every) etch a location... >>>(A) thinkpan palace made manifest beneath a nail #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/ownedcompilation.png
awkward to (ome in at the middle, huh. i'll be sure to
sorr7 ever7one else, that was the best get together i've been to from (hittr. now i gotta throw #fu(knight. #nsfw #si(knast7sunda7
,’:0) 28 In #nsfw #bulgep☺sting https://f2.t☺yh☺u.se/file/f2-t☺yh☺u-se/images/87637790_zqz☺pyujfynzq9k.png
have some boy nook <3 #nsfw (also any hot dads, hit me up) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14ec1f3347c1.png
You Wouldn't 8e Interupting Dear, We'd Love To Have More People, The More The Merrier After All! So Feel Free To Join –xoxo
g0 nuts, sh0w nuts. #nsfw
Ye§ †◯ eevery†hing bȺbeee
I bȺȺȺi†ed y◯u fucker§ yeeee§†erdȺy buuuu† I’ll uPh◯ld my Pr◯miii§e n◯w ;0} #n§fww h††P§://cdn.imgcheeee§†.c◯m/file§/4357191b50eef.Png
notyet
>>>(Staring) is sharing is caring...
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(Go) out to events more often >>>(Leave) (Your) hives unlocked
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(More) trolls should split up to look for clues
When He Says " Your Browser Is Deprecated, Please Upgrade ". <3
~O~h fuck yes~
Like this post if you purr.
== no... i only barfed because... i ate too much... ==
EVERYBODY JUST H♡VE ♡ GOOD TIME!!!! CX<3
OMG YOU GET P♡ID TO PL♡Y DRESS-UP, TH♡T IS SO COOL!!!! C:<3
HI CHITTR! I W♡NN♡ KNOW WH♡T EVERYBODY DOES FOR ♡ LIVING!! I'M ♡ COURIER ♡ND I USE MY PSIONICS LIKE ROLLERBL♡DES TO ZIP ♡ROUND ♡ND M♡KE MY DELIVERIES!! YOUR TURN!!!! CX<3
✐ᝰ There are so many interesting goldies around here! I mean, I get there's a lot of us just like in general so statistically, obviously. But It's nice to see! Hi other goldies! :) ᝰᝰ
- Whatever happened to old Kommada Nagito. LOL. 🤣🤣
Rubbing her grubscars while using your subconscious electrokenisis to give her gentle shocks.
im so excited for #megidomay i hope i get a lot of tributes and yes that kind (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
~y. AlsO~ what are we wanna~
i win. beetle prevails. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/26/Screenshot_20260426-130549_Waterfox.jpg
⋆˚🐾˖°oouaaghhh they zhould pay me money 4 being a cute beaztie and a hot girl°˖🐾˚⋆
hi everyonne. im makinng a walk. inn the redwoods
Ah yes. LLLLLL LLLLLL From Cull note.
<<"woah... p-pretty...">>
<<"ooh, um, i would love to see!">>
what if instead of stacking donuts on it you stacked your hands on it. but while you were stacking them you also moved them up and down really fast? what would happen then do you think? #nsfw
+https://i.postimg.cc/mZzd1XtT/LUSUS.jpg LUSUS PIC !!! she just ate her special rocks !!! YAYYY [:D]+
Lにそっくりだね！よくできたね！^u^
Hey chittr httpzz://f2.toyhou.zze/file/f2-toyhou-zze/imagezz/118946766_cLhjaWZZQ7zzunbW1.png #nzzfw ~♬
-=[ yyYYAAAAA I LOVE KAKASHIII_☺]=-
B★d★ss.
Bars.
FIRST NIGHT ON CHITTR ♡ND I ♡LRE♡DY H♡VE SO M♡NY COOL FOLLOWERS!! HI FOLLOWERS!! WE'RE ♡LL BESTIES NOW ♡ND WE SHOULD GO CLUBBING!!!! C:<3
noow i can't help but feel a bit egoocentric after seein' hoow much loove y'all gave me, soo here's anoother picture while im still feelin' coonfident https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/shirtlessselfie.png
Speed dial contacts, stay alert in case you receive an emergency call from me. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/0a880f1e8873731634e1689ffdd9013f6b9ae1dd.png
Y♡Y TH♡NKS SO MUCH! I TOT♡LLY WON THE LIFE LOTTO SINCE PINK ♡ND BLUE ♡RE MY TWO F♡VE COLORS!!
HI HI HI HI!!!! FIXED MY SILLY PROFILE PICTURE, IT'S MUCH BETTER NOW! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/795♥︎9e51ede2.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e557bb5fb4c1.png
:> https://64.medi^.tumblr.com/c42^62f5b5206^ecd584e958^1287664/3309f6ffd52c2^01-e2/s1280x1920/214167efcc57^66689bb5e^097e1dc978641^198.jpg This is Arty on Leilei’s phone ^nd I w^nt you ^ll to know: she eepy. :3 <:
thank god. i didn't. want to. run the risk. of. liking boys. in. the first place.
proof?
i thinK ihauve covbid #vaguepoZting #whoamama
damn im still tryin' too get used too this darn site. but anyways, here's the selfie i was talkin' aboout in the last poost. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/farmselfie.png
-- cat1on1cAgon1̶s̶t̷ ̴(̸C̴A̴)̸ has lo̷g̸ged on v1a Ch1̴t̸t̶r̸ ̶f̶o̸r Troll̵t̵e̶n̶do 3DS!̶ ̵-̵-̷
I'm Going To Try #sfw Posting, Give Me A Minute.
i have ♯atleast ♯half of ♯chittr ♯blocked im ♯prettysure
#beetleposting #beetlefact https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/25/image839308ced83d661f.png
me when. i'm. troll rene descartes.
CaN OnlY Do It AlonE So ManY TimeS BeforE YoU GeT To CravE ThE ReaL ThinG AgaiN, HuH~ #nsfw
bip. 🤗🤗🤗 #kindness
𑣲 𖦹h my, is this ᰔhen things get m𖦹re heated..? C𖦹nsider me very excited f𖦹r ᰔhat ᰔe may see. <3 Perhaps I sh𖦹uld p𖦹st s𖦹mething 𖦹f my 𖦹ᰔn.. maybe in s𖦹me 𖦹f th𖦹se frills I s𖦹 ad𖦹re.. ʚïɞ
#NSFW [A photo of the Jadeblood, fully nude and leaning back on a countertop. The camera was in selfie mode, positioned on the ground. The most prominent feature, surrounded by her freckled thighs, was her nook, which was being spread open by her free hand as her other one propped her upright. She was making a flirtatious expression towards the camera.]
𑣲 Hell𖦹, darlings! My name is Emyll𖦹, I'm happy t𖦹 finally j𖦹in this site. I am a simple burlesque dancer, 𖦹r b𖦹ylesque, if y𖦹u'd rather I use that term. I'm a simple man, I just enj𖦹y dancing and spreading aᰔareness t𖦹 injustices using ᰔhat I d𖦹 best. <3 I d𖦹 h𖦹pe things ᰔill g𖦹 rather sm𖦹𖦹thly 𖦹n here. I ᰔas lurking bef𖦹re making an acc𖦹unt a ᰔhile ag𖦹, and I ᰔas rather interested by s𖦹me m𖦹re.. risque p𖦹sts that y𖦹u darlings have put 𖦹ut here.. I think ᰔe'll get al𖦹ng just sᰔimmingly! <3 ʚïɞ
(I need a girl to fucking kidnap me and do unspeakable things to my body #nsfw #violence)<
The best part o+f having yo+ur o+wn private o+ffice, is that yo+u can lo+ck the do+o+r whenever yo+u want to+ make sure there are no+ unexpected interruptio+ns. #nsfwimplied
QUICK!!! NO TIME TO WASTE!!!!! THOUGHTS ON PET PLAY???? I AM RESEARCHING SOMETHING!!!! ANSWER NOW PLEASE!!! SCIENCE RELIES ON THIS!!! #NSFW
- Haha, hi all. 👋😄😆 Friendly/hatefriendly PSA: STOP telling mme to watch Alternian Psycho. 🤣🤣✋✋ I amm NOT going to! LOL!
It's a bit odd... s'rry f'r pivotin' away fr'm m' wants towards this, but-- it's weird (in a good way!!) tha' a couple weeks ago I was defendin' m' old job an' what they were doin'... an' now 'm 'ere... with s' many people who like me an' genuinely want t' talk t' me... Um... thank y' guys...
Sometimes I feel like I'm just sitting on the timeline kicking my feet and watching everybody talk. And then I feel like I need to say something so everyone knows I'm here too! Even if I don't have anything to add ^^; ❣︎
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sorr7, i got stu(k. i’ll be weird forever
-=[ ii think i wwould makeagood little floaty npc tthat follows you aaround and gives you hhints about your next objective x-) hey !!! loook !!!! lol !!!!_☺]=-
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/Z1WDKGZ.png
i support trans ppl 2 btw!! if i serial kill u and i see in ur diary or whatev u used a different name than ur family called u i will write it in ur blood so it makes it in2 the news report abt ur death :3 #ally #violence
I don' know 'ow it keeps postin' these things on accident @_@!!
#NSFW [Another accidental post. An image of her standing in her bathroom in front of a fogged-up mirror, slightly censoring her frame, and her entire appearance was somewhat blurry as a result. She just-- stood there, with her palmhusk in hand as water dripped down her body. She seemed to have taken this picture out of curiosity on how she'd look after a shower.]
≈ You — may not HAVE — BLED PHYSICALLY, BUT WOULD you — say YOU have bled emotionally BEFORE? Spiritually? POETICALLY, — EVEN? ≈
c< lOOKiNg at yOu, because yOu deserve sOMe 4M Of recOgNitiON frOM Me! >c
who are you
I would never say something so crass about the Neophyte. But yes.
>when somebody has the exact same opinion as you but they express it in such an annoying and obnoxious that you do not want to agree with it
One million caegars or dinner with Neophyte Redglare? #MakesYouThink
I doon't recoommend tangling bulges with a trooll that has moore than oone bulge. Toooo much twisting ends up having all oof them in a fookin knoot and having too explain too the mediculler what happened. #nsfw
-=[ okayyy!! x-) #nsfw #suggestive #droneart #myart #yuri #whatifwewerebothgirlsandalsowewerebothdrones [An image is attached to the post.] [It's a digital art piece that the goldblood has drawn, a black and white canvas that depicts two Imperial Drones Absolutely Going At It.] [Chitinous hand in chitinous hand with segmented legs tangled and mouths open into one another, the line between biology and machine has been artistically skewed. Despite the lines drawn to illustrate motion and the floating Alternian words to represent the pornographic racket depicted in-scene, the most notable piece of this art is that the drones are lacking genitals. They're just lewdly smacking into eachother.]_☺]=-
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, #rankworks, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
⋆˚🐾˖°HIIIIIIII mai namez lizi i'm a puppygirl barkbeazt lozerfailure my pan doeznt work rite but thaz okay!! my fav thingz in teh worl are zonic the quillbeazt, kingdom heartz n zpadez, troll invader zim, n loud aggrezzive break/zpeedcore!!! kinda fricken joblezz atm LULZ i'm zorta livin off zcrapz liek a true alley mutt but i wanna be a bloodhound w my clicker trained, zcent tracking, natural weaponz zkillz! or barring military zhit i liek makin art n ztreamin ztuff (i kinda juzt wanna get called a good girl but that doezn't pay da billz (unlezz??)) i might look cute but i'm viciouz!! i rip n tear!! i'm powooful zo don't fuk w/ me jk jk i will fold the zecond a pretty girl tellz me to (my quadrantz r open >w<) uhhhhhh i'm bad at deez SO azk if u got queztionz!! #photo #intro [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/WOOF.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
-=[ wwe should sttart a club x-)_☺]=-
❥ Just lεarnεd aboat yuri.....ധoah... 0//0 ｡˚○
-=[ i ffinished my dronee yuri !!! x-)_☺]=-
So Many Bottoms Aren't " Living Their Truth" . It Is Okay To Take Bulge. Do Not Settle As A Top If That Is Not What You Want To Do. #nsfw #inspirational
anytime, new friend!!! maybe i will make some cool rope art with this stuff.... would you like to be tagged if i do??
c< tHaNK yOu! ill treasure it witH My life >c
:0 :0 i will treasure this rope for forever..... thank you so much!!!!
c< tHats cOOl as fucK actually >c
wooooooowww!!! your rope is so pawsome! did you make it yourself?
what if we all as a clawllective exploded >X3
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3833 < Pokémon is easy, just hit the opponent really hard until they die! >
K--<i used to watch porn on my troll nintendo wii u #nsfw
The yearrning is getting a bit rri/)i(ulous on this site. Go ask yourr (rrush out!
hit yhe 💰💰💸👀💸💰💸💲👀👀💲💸💰 juKcport 💰💸💲💸💰💰👀👀 one trillion caegar 💰💸💰💰👀👀💰💸🤑🤑
/ need someone to tie me up and hurt me and / don't think / care \/\/hat quadrant #nsf\/\/ #yearning
/ /o\/e grubscars / /o\/e /ooking at them and touching them and /icking them and fee/ing them and ha\/ing mine /ooked at and touched and /icked and fe/t and uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh #nsf\/\/ #yearning
co2playiing ii2 2o much fun <3 II get tea2ed for iit 2ometiime2, but iit make2 me feel good and II love conver2iing wiith other liike miinded troll2!
投稿しよう！見たい！
https://file.gardenn/advr1gu4eqxrvrdb/gloomweisslovesyou.pnng
Exactly I just want the s.o°da girls
I havev n.o°t seen this bef.o°re I am intrigued I am intrigued I am intrigued I am the b.o°y d.o°esn't need t.o° exist .o°r be there butu I am intriigued by this
i should make friennds with more of you.
This is ery kind f.o°r y.o°u.o° t.o° be sayingg I am m.o°st flattered please c.o°ntact me at any time f.o°r any .o°f y.o°ur carb.o°nated beverage related needs
I sell s.o°da f.o°r aff.o°rdable prices
Yes g.o°o.d keep at iit keep at it keep at it jeekp at it keep at it
i CAN SEE IT, nOW THAT YOU SAID IT? mAYBE LIKE,,, (><><) sO IT HAS A HEAD?
Grabbing her by the horns while I use her mouth as a pailing aid, spit bubbling out with each thrust. #NSFW #fuckimtired
tonnight i will take a walk. unnder the moonns, annd benneath the openn sky
great. now everyone's p1ty1ng my ch1ts
d1chotemy of golds: the1r #d1sabledswag vs #mynoth1ng
- Oh, gee! Thanks... I think! 😀😀
i hope everyonne is happy. as happy as i am. you deserve to be happy.
I will say. Goldbloods are noʇ ʇ)+|e only one's w)+|o are capable ʇo muʇaʇe more ʇ)+|an one bulge. Iʇ's common in Seadwellers ʇoo. Or so I've )+|eard. #Nsfw. Also. Any muʇaʇion for any one casʇe is possible on every oʇ)+|er casʇe. Jusʇ depends on ʇ)+|e cards dealʇ.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i blocked that zebruh veck almost immediately ive heard horror stories from other trolls about him. anyways. um. please check out the page. i love running silly little games. https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/Invite ]
c< yeaH, sOMetHiN liKe tHat, but, i feel liKe He's baitiN sOMeHOw >c
c< wOw, i tHiNK i Hate tHat guy... NOt eveN iN a pitcH way, i tHiNK i waNt tHat guy dead #vaguepOstiNg >c
ꉂfirst post here! hi everyone! i'm not really sure what else to say lol. lovely to meet you all i guess!)
concept part 3! @archiveAddict #nsfw! archive rating E! or X? it's a lot! desperation can make anything better, particularly with your kismesis in need. getting to savor the look in their eye as their lust outranks their dignity, no amount of gruff whines or vague hints at struggling can hide how badly they want your help. it's obvious, gentler teeth, claws barely scratching, that whine in the back of their gullet as you shove them down. "quit glaring at me like that, we both know you need this." your excitement mounts, you have them where you want them, sprawled back, splayed, looking indignant but utterly vulnerable. a twinge of guilt fires off, making you hesitate a moment. you bite it back, looming as you reach down, attending to their body's demands. being broody sure looks intense. poor thing. the thought hits your head as you press the first in. slow, feeling the rush as you hear their pathetic mewl. it was cute- cute? yes, yes it was cute. another pang, you find yourself reaching up, a reassuring caress to the cheek. at some point, amidst the whining, you see it. that look, outraged compromise shifting into vulnerable need. that anger in your core fading into a burning, desperate adoration. so meek, so helpless, all of a sudden their needs best your grievances, the elation of this act. "poor thing." this time, you say it aloud when you had meant to think it. their reaction is strong, though where you expect disgust and outrage, they soften. you sit beside them, before pulling them in outright, praising them as they lay. #nsfw #oviposition #broody #kismesis #matesprit #blackred #vacillation #reader/kismesis #reader/matesprit Archive rating E
I be saying shit.
- It covers up the vermmouth
- OK! 👋👋😆😆 Here's mmy #Scent for the latest #Scentposting trend! https://i.ibb.co/tMkfR55L/immage.png
((An explanation of what this is. We are not going to rp out entire Hell's Kitchen episodes. I am going to take your characters, assign them stats based on your answers, and roll behind the scenes. I will give all the contestants an abridged version of the episode's events, as well as post teasers on the Chittr. The goal of this is for both contestants and viewers to make up what crazy things happened on tonight's episode based on this information and to have drama about it. There will be a parp chat strictly for the dorms, to help facilitate drama.))
(@4RCH1V34DD1CT 1NSP1R3D M3 BY PROXY FOR K1SM3S1S STUFF) CONC3PT P4RT 2: YOUR K1SM3S1S ON TH3 FLOOR. KN33L1NG, H4NDS T13D B3H1ND TH31R B4CK. TH31R SK1N 1S 4 C4NV4S FOR YOU TO P41NT W1TH BRU1S3S 4ND M4RKS. YOU'V3 4LR34DY L3FT SOM3, OF COURS3, 4ND TH3Y'R3 P4NT1NG. COV3R3D 1N B1T3S 4ND H4NDPR1NTS. F4C3 FLUSH3D 4ND OH-SO-PR3TTY. "TOLD YOU 1'D G3T R3V3NG3." YOU MUMBL3, 4 H4ND PR3SS3D B3TW33N TH31R TH1GHS, F33L1NG TH3M RUT 4G41NST YOU. TH3Y WH1N3, 4ND YOU L34N 1N TO B1T3 TH3M 4G41N, F4NGS M4RK1NG TH3M 4S YOURS. R4T1NG: 3 #NSFW #H4T3P41L1NG #R34D3R/K1SM3S1S #B1T1NG
My dear @trillingThrene tolld me these scents are what she prescribed to me. I am incllined to agree. https://thumbs2.imgbox.com/b1/35/6VTq8fVn_t.jpg
-=[ #yourrot x-) iits a horrible hhabit ! ! i lovve smoking ! !_☺]=-
1 4M 4 SUPPORT3R OF G1RLST1NK. 1F 4 G1RL W4NTS TO B3 SM3LLY L3T H3R.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Those are all my 'scentposts' forever. Girlstink or whatever. ]
Yes #bitingyou And All That. But Have You Ever Considered Biting Me? #please #nsfw #lastoneipromise
;; b-bwehhhh, j-ju§t another day of tediou§ paperwork... hhh hh. a-another day of beaurocracy b-before they §end me out there again to cull §ome... hhh h big §cary feral lu§u§... t-that could totally kill me hh h... bwehhhh... i need more coffee... ;;
Um-- while I don' know what I smell like, I do like th' smell of non-acidic rain...
concept: pressing your nose desperately into the crook of their neck as your arms hook around their waist your bodies brought together at a rough pace huffing desperate and shameless breaths through your nose to overwhelm your senses with the scent of them its all you need to push you over the edge (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, #scenting, scentplay, chitfic, chittr trends thank you for the food, itadakimasu, #nsfw, no i wont post my scent profile im embarassed, archive rating: E)
<3-Sorry-I-passed-out-from-holding-my-breath-too-long
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