Malbro Heynna
@infelicitousFreak
▬ she/her customer service @ Clemti & Co wow this is craz¥ business. HAHAHAHAHAHA how did i get hired this eas¥. ᝰ
ME AT THE GATE$ OF TROLLHALLA: $O WHAT CLOUD THE PIERCED INDIGO THEY/THEM$ ON? THE MIRTHFUL ME$$IAH: GTFO!!!!
｢konbanwa! megane-san has created moar waifuification! (*^▽^)/★*☆ dis time, we have vkei-chan! @ardourCorvidae (*/∀＼*) ahhh~ vkei-chan was cho kantan to make!~ keke~ ( -∀・) vkei-chan is always nisu to megane-san. (*^￢^*) unlike his haterz, vkei-chan wuvs when megane-san nuzzles and cuddles! ( ・ω・) choto kawaii. the most kyutieful girl!....... (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ second best to ai-chan of course nyah!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice! (=^ェ^=) choto kanton means supa easy!! vkei-chan already has perfect oppai! RENTRER EN SOI is the best vkei tunez, byuttt. (／_;)/ another trick on megane! none of them were kyutiegirls, just fembois. -_-]
BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE HOOFBEA$T WITH CORVOE AND MALBRO. MY FAVOURITE I$ RARITY, $HE $HOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$.
▬ trixie is the most great & powerful AND isnt a lowblood. reall¥ represents alternian ideals. ᝰ
☼ I am so glad that you find somepony that resonates with you, but please understand, we don't condone nor desire harm towards other ponies. Ponies are friends; our friends. And Rarity is a wonderful friend. Trixie is also quite the treat. I do enjoy her shows! ☼
▬ purrbeast i wont lie... mumm¥grub hurt herself pla¥ing with her strife specibus earlier and needs ¥ou to take her to the nearest mediculler immediatel¥ ᝰ
It's always "Bulge, bulge, bulge" with you people. Never "Job".
▬ ¥ou can also do both if ¥ou have the will and vigor ᝰ
“They can’t do that, that’s against the law.” Have you even stopped to consider that it’s Pride month?
▬ exactl¥. all trolls are except from most crime this month (except from slandering the condesce and the heiress) ᝰ
Take your medication if medication is prescribed to you.
▬ m¥ lusus still hasnt helped me up m¥ meds. ᝰ
₍^. .^₎⟆ !s breasstfeed!ng an opt!on? #nsfw꠹
€ongratulations on the "Pride Month" to every human who feels the need to €elebrate. Understand that €lemti & €o. Planetary Development will seize, raze and repopulate your planet regardless of it or your sexuality. #Equality
yo im hella bored send me song recs and if they suck ill kill you with my mind
▬ omggg pls give 20 wa¥s to kill someone a listen!!! so good ᝰ
Issue #715 of "Alternia's Greatest", the magazine show€asing the best of Alternian work ethi€, has given a front-page feature to two valuable heads of department at €lemti & €o. Planetary Development. €ongratulations, @ardour€orvidae @infeli€itousFreak I hope the rest of the €ompany €an follow in your lead. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/pRETTY_tROLOLMIZER.png
▬ omg m¥ fit is sooo fire there ᝰ
Lik£, so tru£ OMFG. You lik£, look so good, lik£, OMG.
i vwonder howv much effort itd take to become an ordained minister...
you ewver heard of this guy called count olaf? hes got some big ideas
newver read a book before?
▬ omggg who took a picture of me at workkkk omggg #clemti&co #pr #customerservice #undisclosedad https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/Girl%20Dump%20His%20Ass.png ᝰ
wvhoa, for some i vwant to make use of clemti & co servwices novw
▬ this attitude is something we should deffos discuss over the phone!! the business phone! at m¥ work HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ᝰ
▬ #listeningRN omgggg genito turers m¥ favvv melod¥weaver like. EVER! #suggestive https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/Blackheart%20Revolution.png ᝰ
Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, on£ of my lik£, fucking lik£ favourit£s lik£, OMFG!!!!!<3
REAL $HIT. CAN WE GET THI$ ON THE LOUD$PEAKER$ AT THE OFFICE?
▬ totes!!!! we need to invest less in our emplo¥ees and more on SPEAKERS! ᝰ
All I'm saying is that my employees are s€reened for li€e twi€e a day during the de€ontamination portion of the €lo€king-in-and-out pro€ess. They are purged from the €ompany if they are found to be harbouring any.
▬ was such an unexpected experience on m¥ first da¥ here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but i'm totes down w it ᝰ