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I can spare some time if you’re here within the hour.
Oh you’re in for many such surprises my man.
🗡 The judgemental typehehehehhees d✶ n✶t get that I, We, are d✶ing this t✶ t✶rment Strider. We, ehhehehehhehe, d✶ n✶t care f✶r y✶ur reacti✶ns. His will be the funniest.
🗡 Ehhehehehehehehe, the universe falls int✶ my fav✶r.
I still think I would look good with a long wizard beard. Give someone head with my wizard beard on.
How’s second place treating you @congruentAttitude ? I think you should get used to it. This is what it’s going to look like for the rest of the season.
Bro Strider has the ice cream taste of a boring old man, what are you talking about?
I can absolutely believe that you make it yourself from the first part.
D -->That is unacceptable.
🗡 Eheheheheheheehehehee, my turn with the pirate.
It's more like read myself talk, but the pedantic nature of what I'm about to do is so contrived that I'll just spare us both the hastle and see myself out.
Typing my name as a generalization does nothing for me in terms of insults, considering a few disgraced splinters don't represent me at all. In a world of black sheep, I'm a white one. Stark fuckin' different, but still closely adhered to my flock. Group think makes me different, in a world where every Dirk is tryin' so goddamn hard to be different. Anyway, here's the subtext of my advice since I don't trust you to read into any undertones, guy. Let me know if this helps. See answer key below: If you have to ask the internet for any kind of advise, you already know the answer. Burying your head in the sand won't get you anywhere, bro. C'mon. You're probably smarter than this.
🗡 N✶rmally tr✶lls d✶ n✶t s✶ ✶penlyyhehehehhehehehee share their trials and tribulati✶ns, h✶w hilari✶us, talꓘing s✶ pathetic, f✶r every✶ne t✶ seehehehehehehee y✶ur weaꓘnesses. S✶ vulnerable. If ✶nly I we had the capacityyhehehehehehee t✶ feel bad.
its soo hard being a future dad of triplets but ill obvs be a dilf
i can make u something matching if u want w i n k
like i said before its a bit early but because its done i will show u the costume 2 my private halloween party i am going as some prince of heart guy i will have 2 practice my monologuing soon
i aint here 2 jusge judge**
ok i was gonna say i wont shrink u id miss seeing ur tummy reactin 2 my strap <333
that was such a romantic thing 2 read men r so stupud im going home yesh
am i making u blush that lovely pink shade of urs all over ur face baby
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