BE ME. CALLIE BHORNE. TEMPORARILY. ONLY TO BROKER uNDERSTANDING. FROM YOuR FEEBLY uNWORTHY PERSPECTIVE. THEN LEAVE. TOuCH AND GO. AND REALLY. DO GO. ANY FuRTHER TOuCHING AND I WILL HAVE MY HANDMAID. ER. ASSASSIN BADBITCH. REMOVE YOuR OBSTINENT STuPIDITY FROM MY FuCKING NARRATIVE FACE. I WAS BORN ESPECIALLY YOuNG. HATCHING BEFORE I HAD FuLLY FORMED AND HAVING TO KILL MY HATCHMATE IN ORDER TO SHOW EXTREME PROMISE TO AVOID BEING CuLLED. "DAMN". ONLOOKERS SAID. "MY FuCKING GOG". OTHERS GASPED. IT WAS IMMEDIATELY APPARENT TO EVERYONE. AS I DEVOuRED THE SHELL OF MY SISTERS YOKE AND EGG. I WAS MEANT FOR SOMETHING. BETTER. SOMEONE. BETTER. SOMEONE. TYRANNICAL. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY AND PITIABLY. A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I GREW uP IN A WORLD WHERE THE WEAK WERE DEVOuRED WHOLE AND ALIVE. BEFORE MY VERY EYES. AND I DECIDED AT MY PRECOCIOuSLY VERY YOuNG AGE. AS THE YOuNGEST PERSON EVER. CHERuBICALLY YOuNG. IN FACT. THAT I WOuLD RATHER BE THE ONE DOING THE DEVOuRING. MY FIRST WORD WAS "CONQuEST." I DID NOT CALL OuT FOR TEAT MILK. OR WHATEVER IT IS GRuBS EAT WHEN YOuNG. ACTuALLY. WHAT DO THEY EAT? WHAT. HOW DO YOu NuRSE AS A GRuB? PRIOR TO PuPATION? DOC. DOC SCRATCH. I REQuIRE CLARITY FOR MY METAPHOR. uPON FuRTHER HEARING. YuCK. I DID NOT REQuIRE CLARITY FOR THAT METAPHOR. MOVING ON. MY SECOND WORD WAS "SKuLLFuCK." MY THIRD WORD WAS PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE "MORE" OR "AGAIN" OR "YES." I DO NOT REMEMBER BECAuSE I WAS BuSY BEING EXCELLENT. AND SELFLESSLY DEVOTED TO OTHERS. BuT ALL OF THAT CHANGED. WHEN I WATCHED POWERLESSLY. OR. SLIGHTLY LESS POWERFuL. LIKE. ONE OF MY TEETH WAS RIPPED OuT. AND A LEG WAS DISABLED. GuTS BERSERK STYLE. AS I LOOKED ON IN TERROR. AS MY ENTIRE CASTE. OF FELLOW LIMEBLOODS. WERE MuRDuRED. BEFORE MY VERY EYES. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME. MY TRIBE. OF FIRST BHORNES. BEFORE ME BORNS. MY ANCESTRY. CALLED OuT TO ME AND SuNG IN MY VEINS. I SPROuTED MY WINGS. WITHOuT GOD TIER. I SCREAMED. A VAST. AND VISCERAL EXPLETIVE. FOuND RIPPLING THROuGH THE COSMOS. FOREVER. CARRYING THE RAGE. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND I CRIED TEARS OF BLOOD. BuT THEY WERE RED. MY PEOPLE'S COLOR. A COLOR OF TRuE SuFFERING. SIGNLESS. AT FIRST. BuT SOON THEREAFTER. CAuSE FOR ALARM. FOR THIS WAS NO ORDINARY MuTANT RED BLOOD INCIDENT. IT WAS. THE COLOR. OF HAVING ACTIVATED. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. AN OP ABILITY. IN WHICH CALLIE BHORNE. CHANNELS. CALLIE OHPEEE. THE ALTER EGO. THE SISTER HE KILLED. I MEAN. HATCHMATE HE KILLED. WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE. AND NEVER LEAVES HIS SIDE. FOR A PROCESS. BY WHICH HE DRAINS HER AFTERLIFE. WHICH IS FOREVER. AS ALL AFTERLIVES ARE. ESPECIALLY FOR TROLLS. WHICH SHE IS. SO IMAGINE THE SuCK POTENTIAL WHEN HE REALLY GETS GOING. ANYWAYS. CALLIE. SIPHONS HER IMMORTALITY. SHIFTING HIS CLASS. FROM PALADIN. TO PALADAMNATION. ALLOWING HIM TO uSE ALL OF HIS ABILITIES. AT 100% MAXIMuM EFFICACY. 100% ELIMINATION. OF EVERY THRESHECuTIONER THERE. NONE SuRVIVED. I WAS BAPTISED ANEW. IN THAT BLOODSHED. I CAME OuT OF IT A CHANGED. AND OCCASSIONALLY REDDER. TROLLIAN MAN. I SWORE MY OATH NOT TO SOME PATHETIC GOD OR SOME WORTHLESS CODE OF HONOR. OR REALLY BIG SWEATY FuCKING STuPID ANIMAL. LIKE THIS SYSTEM. REFERENCE DOCuMENT SuGGESTS. HABITuALLY. I SWORE MY OATH TO MY FuTuRE SELF. THE SELF THAT HAS ACHIEVED EVERYTHING. BECOME EVERYTHING. THE SELF THAT HAS CONQuERED ALL. THE SELF THAT SITS uPON A THRONE OF BONES BEFORE RIVERS OF BLOOD AND BOuLEVARDS OF BROKEN DREAMS AND LOOKS BACK AT THIS MOMENT AND SAYS "YES. YOu WERE RIGHT TO BE SO RuTHLESS. YOu WERE RIGHT TO SHOW NO MERCY. YOu WERE RIGHT TO EAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE. YOu REALLY DID THAT. WAY TO GO. STuD." THE SELF. THAT IS ALREADY THERE. WHO SMILES AT ME. I SMILED BACK. BECAuSE THAT IS WHAT PALADINS OF CONQuEST DO. WE DO NOT PROTECT THE WEAK. WE DO NOT HEAL THE SICK. WE CRuSH THE WEAK AND WE END THE SICK BECAuSE THEY ARE FAILuRES AND FAILuRES DESERVE ONLY ONE THING: TO BE STEPPED ON. TO HAVE THEIR CONTAGION CONTAINED. TO HAVE THEIR SICKNESS ROOTED OuT. AND TO BE QuARANTINED. TO THE AFTERLIFE. WITH MY STuPID HATCHMATE. WHO WAS TOO WEAK TO LIVE. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. THIS IS YOuR GOD. EVENTuALLY. HERE SPEAKING TO YOu NOW. YOu ARE WELCOME. @handMaid @docScratch @affableCantor @glitteringAcuity @deathlessDeadwood @woeGothic @archiveAddict @caligulasAquarium https://i.ibb.co/R4H9qqxF/image.png
CLAIREBEAR. NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE CLARITY OF VISION. AND TRuE FLuENCY. YOu EXPERIENCE. LIKE A SECOND NATuRE. THAT IS EXACTLY. PRECISELY. IRREVOCABLY. FLuENTLY TRANSCRIBED. MY VISION. I NEVER HAD ANY DOuBTS YOuR BRILLIANCE WOuLD SEE IT. BuT CLAIREBEAR. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT IMPRESSED. AT THE EASE WITH WHICH YOu ACCOMPLISHED AS MuCH. NO WORDS. ONLY ELABORATE PRAISES.
Hi Caliborn.
YOuR PIETY DEEMS ITSELF DESERVING OF RECOGNITION. PERHAPS SHOuLD THERE EVER COME A TIME WHEN A ONE OFF IS WARRANTED. I WILL ADVOCATE ON BEHALF OF YOuR INCLuSION. AND FEVERISHLY uNYIELDING DESIRE. TO RECOGNIZE AND BE RECOGNIZED. TO FEEL AND TO HAVE. WELL. TO QuOTE YOuR OuTFIT'S MANuFACTuRER. FELT. ALL HAVE NOT YET NOTICED. DO NOT TIP YOuR HAND. YOu LOOK SuAVE. KITTY CAT. AND THAT SHOuLD BE ENOuGH IN THE PuBLIC'S EYE. PAPERS ARE VICIOuS. PLuS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE TO WEATHER A SCANTILY CLAD SCANDAL LARGELY MY MAKING.
THIS IS A POST ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. BuT HI.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH! OH MY LORD! OHH.. I'M BOWING DOWN AND KISSING MEWR F33T (METAPHORICALLY) RIGHT NOW!! OHHH!!!~
Only metaphorically? What? Afraid of getting your slobber mixed up with 'Dunk Scratch'? Hoohoo.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I MEAN, I'D BE HAPPY TO KISS HIS F33T IF HE ALLOWED ME TO!
OH. OH MAN. MAN OH MANLY MANLY MAN. PERPLEXED. ONE WORD TO PUT IT. AWESTRUCK. YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE. PURE MOTHERFUCKING ELATION. SIMPLY PUT AS TO THE EMOTION I FELT READING THROUGH THIS WONDROUS PROSE. IT'S EXCELLENT. PURE EXCELLENCE. FICTION OF SUCH HIGH CLASS, DISTILLING EVERYTHING THAT THE HORRIFICALLY MORONIC RACE OF TROLLS HAS TO OFFER DOWN INTO A SINGLE MOST DELICIOUS AND NUTRICIOUS BREW. I AM SIPPING IT UP AS WE SPEAK. IN FACT I AM SLURPING, WITH THE UTMOST EXCITEMENT AT THE OFFERED WRITINGS ON THE SCREEN. YOUR WORK NEVER EVER FAILS TO BE WHOLLY AND UNFORGIVEABLY MASTERFUL, MY LORD. I WILL BE AWAITING. WITH BATED BREATH. WHAT AWESOME ADVENTURES THE GREAT GOD CALLIE BHORNE SHALL GET UP TO NEXT. HEHEHEH HEEHEEHOOHOO.
yOU MISSPELLED, mURDER AS MURDUR, iN THERE, eITHER BECAUSE YOUR FINGER WAS TWITCHY AND YOU REALLY REALLY, nEEDED TO HIT THAT CAPS LOCK, kEY, a FEW TIMES, bY FEW i MEAN, tWO, bY THE WAY, aM i THE WEIRD ONE, fOR WHEN i HEAR "A COUPLE" AS IN, tHE QUANTIFIER, i HEAR, a PRONGFUL, aS OPPOSED TO STRICTLY, jUST TWO? iT JUST SEEMS LIKE, a DUMB WORD IF IT ONLY MEANS TWO, bECAUSE, a COUPLE IS THREE WHOLE SYLLABLES, aS OPPOSED TO TWO'S, tWO, i MEAN ONE, sYLLABLES, bUT ANYWAYS 1T WAS THAT, oR YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING LIKE, dURR, dUHH, lIKE, dUMB GUY NOISES, aND THAT SLIPPED THROUGH THE CRACKS, oF YOUR WORD PROCESSOR'S SPELLCHECKER, bUT BESIDES THAT, tHIS IS CREATIVE AND CUTE, cALLIE SEEMS LIKE, a HANDSOME LITTLE FELLA, aND, i BET HIS GIRL FORM, iS VERY PRETTY,
HIS GIRL FORM IS SHAMEFuL AND A DISGRACE. BuT HE EMBRACES ALL FORMS. EVEN WEAKNESS. BECAuSE IF HE WEARS IT LIKE ARMOR. IT CAN NEVER BE uSED TO HuRT HIM. THE FORM IS TRuLY THAT OF HIS SISTER. WHO IS A PART OF HIM BuT ALSO NOT. HIS HATCHMATE HAD TO DIE. IN ORDER FOR HIM TO LIVE TO HIS FuLLEST. BuT HE FEELS. A TYPE OF WAY ABOuT IT. THAT BEING SAID. I uSE LOTS OF PORTMANTEAu. IN MY WRITINGS. MuRDuR. IS A PORTMANTEAu. MARRYING. MuRDER. AND HuRDuR. BECAuSE IT WAS A STuPID DEATH. THE MuRDER. OR RATHER. MuRDuR. OF THE LIMEBLOODS. WAS STuPID. IN THIS SETTING. BECAuSE CALLIE BHORNE IS ONE SuCH. AND THEY ALMOST LOST THE SICKEST MOTHERFuCKER OF ALL TIME. IT IS AN Au. OBVIOuSLY. BuT STILL. HIS POWERS AND COMMAND OVER SICK FLAMES. MAKE THIS MORE AND MORE OBVIOuS WITH EACH GREAT DEED HE COMMITS. AND EACH INCREDIBLE ACTION HE TAKES. BECAuSE HE IS THAT BAD.