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Okay vwhich is hotter <3/<> Ophiocordyceps unilateralis <3</c3< Ophiocordyceps robertsii Based on LOOKS ONLY!!!!
WE ARE..take my prong jeffff..let us return to the woods
Guys, I'm kind of getting sick of the Jeff the Killer thing. What if I was Jeff the Lover or Jeff the Normal Guy. No, that sounds stupid never mind.
√(#notmyjeffff)²
√(What the fuck)²
Been September for a while now but don't forget to Jeff the Kill someone. #violence Happy Creepypasta season everyone. :)
√(Why do so many people think I can fix their hardware issues remotely? I'm not in your office, Martin. I don't know why the printer is making that noise. Do you have a software question???)²
B33 < if somenyan tries to jeff the kill me ill just jeff the kill them even harder
Jeff the Hug..
Jeff the Hug, bro, don't Jeff the Kill.
one thin9 they don't tell you a6out rain6owdrinker2 i2 they don't have idle animation2.
√(Oh man)²
what if like...a very specific and damning piece of evidence is only viewa8le at a certain angle and 8ecause you were so thorough in your photography, they can win the case or something
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Typicałły the fłavør øf rainbøwdrinker thirstpøsting øn this site vøices the desire tø be ravished by øne, which is ałł wełł and gøød, but persønałły I am much møre vested in a whimpering, pathetic rainbøwdrinker.
Who are you talking to
Covid
Paste? Pasta? We'll never fucking know
i actually dont want to watch scary videos at 4 am, thank you youtube.
I used to write insane gay fanfiction a8out you as a young teen. I am. so very sorry
question; now that jeffa the killa is a real troll are you going to leave your quads for him if I was like, still 6 ?? yeah pro8a8ly however I have #matured now and I love all my quads very much shot counter; 6
667;
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You managed to get the 666 right, good job
I didn't pee on her floor. Actually what I did was type "pees on your floor" Which Is not the same thing But this is hilarious. Keep going
Heart react if I'm your angle Spade react if I'm yuor devil
gdi larkin
ive slept the entire day already. i dont want to sleep more.
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Thesix killsixs ysixu
Just so you know your original post doesn't have 666 in it It has 665
Her six
the six was real important huh? and thaaaaanks yeah you're right ;')
So hypE FoR ThE DARk SEASonS i loVE ThERE bEinG no Sun AT All
i;m lookin at it, babe
Nah.
༻𐫱༺ I t𝒽ink more people need to ssimply accept a breakup🌻 Goodnessss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
My Matesprit Just Threw A Scuttle Buggy At Someone For Me i Fucking Love This Man Yes I Dooooooo
ahahhaha no way youre getting(territ||ial) about roleplaying(a creepypasta); but yeah do(that){itll be(funny)};
guys will re>lly hide their corpse-fiddling >nd troll-e>ting tendencies from you, >nd then >ct completely blindsided when you find out >nd lose every l>st ounce of your shit on them before kicking them out of your flushed qu>dr>nt. be serious.
They hate my calculator. 😔 -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
🥛what If We Jeff The Kind🐄
I am going to Jeff the Fuck that guy up.
---- |at least it's not bleeding heavily that's good| ____
You are Jeff the Pissing me off.
Oh You’re Poor Poor, I’m Tempted To Send You Something Out Of Pity
youre getting(better) at counting();
√(Woah...You think I'm sexy?)²
√(Okay well I think now we're basically just doing stage magic)²
√(#MyMath)²
Charming.
Ah You Have Middle School Feeder Syndrome, Good Luck With Growing Out Of That.
√(Yes! Thank you for noticing, I was real proud of it)²
Good Evening Dearies
√(No, man, it says right there. You're Jeffff Killer, alias "the" The is killing me. Oof ouch. My articles.)²
√(Oh fuck. I'm getting killed by the)²
√(Are you aware the format of your name implies you go by "the")²
D --> You agreed wit me but I am the embodiment of nothingness so I guess I am nobody in a sense
go 8ack two your manga 2hriimp
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm, worstie? i <3< to say it, but you are literallllyyyy about to get kicked out of the polycruel right now }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i aint doin allat
Woooooooow, now I recognize THAT kind of over-compens8tion when I see it. Hahahaha 8uddy I h8 to 8reak this to you, we've all seen that, 8een there, 8ought the commemor8tive shirt and moved on. How old are you?
wow
Are you even okay?
Jeff the Identity Theft?
Jeff the needs to lock his fucking social security number.
i dont think(you need(a stage name) f|| an intermediate schoolfeed talent show);;
|| chosen name; did you seriously name(yourself) after a creepypasta;
this is a really embarrassing username;;;