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like this p0st if i sh0uld actually delete my chittr. hate this p0st if y0u want me t0 c0me up with a new gimmick t0 artificially pr0l0ng my stay.
Woah......Zzz
Are you... the killer...?...Zzz
What makes them a licensed user...Zzz
Im g0nna break int0 darayas hive and eat all 0f her cigarettes
I can and have eaten a candle. Probably will again.
.i have .a bulky rifle with huge scope. nothing will .escape my sight.
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THEYRE ALL JEALLUS OF OUR PRETZELS
dude you poor fucker oh my god yeah no let’s go to the mall I’ll 8uy us snacks
?? ?? ?? YOU WERE ?? ?? FUCK DUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME I WOULD HAVE FOUND YOU MY LUSUS IS A SCENTHOUND 8ut yeah how a8out the UR8AN MALL
WE ARE..take my prong jeffff..let us return to the woods
we’re the same, you and I,
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ I saw gummy mushrooms down at the shops ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ They are strawberry and cream flavored. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ We like them. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
I’d never have 8een snatched 8y the fae as a wriggler as punishment for wandering too far from my mama 8ut if it WAS to have happened there would 8e signs
ah...hallo𝐯𝐯een. i cant 𝐯𝐯ait for people to dress up as a crude depiction of us rainbo𝐯𝐯 drinkers. cultural appropriation aside, i am quite fond of this time of year. fall al𝐯𝐯ays 𝐯𝐯as my most liked season.
(¬ ¬ ) #EspeciallyPhuntr for making that shit ass comment. ♫
no one gets me like you Jeffff. ♫
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vwhy im a bad matesprit: ill compliment you like, all the time, to the point it gets annoying. i vwanna go on trips, like small trips, an hour avway, just to go to the beach or something. ill givwe you all my lovwe and affection. yeah, thatll probably drivwe you avway. anyvways, those vwere some reasons id be a bad matesprit. like and subscribe for more hot cronus action. #emotionalvwulnerability
It's always "what the fuck" and never "how's the fuck". 😔
Been September for a while now but don't forget to Jeff the Kill someone. #violence Happy Creepypasta season everyone. :)
√(What the fuck)²
√(#notmyjeffff)²
I KNOW RIGHT !! !! !! !! !!
we went to the mall together once, next time he's online I'll @ you. he's cool as fuck
he's real did you know that. I didn't until recently
NEVER JEFF THE KILL YOURSELF #positive
this is so crazy. jeff...Jeff im such a fan.. ☠︎︎
I TOLD YOU 8ILLY !! !! !! !! HE'S REAL AND HE'S MY FRIENDDDD
ahhhh!!
oh my god so true 8estie how could I have forgotten...as your #1 fan I've let you down...
@killerParade I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU
oh my god its him
OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE
when the city needed him most he vanished
I miss him every night...
I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY MATESPRITS, IN A MUG AND FULL OF PISS. #CW-COFFEE
done with that for tonight eelmao pro tip if you naut lookin pike this or much worse afterwards then you doin yo brawls wrong
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tungsten cube
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NEVER. AND I MEAN *NEVER.* HAVE I MEANT THIS WITH MORE FEELING IN EVERY BLOATED, MISFOLDED PROTEIN OF MY ENTIRE BODY. YES. HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. *YES.*
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harm maximization is very important. stay viollent. #viollence
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my business card. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5d3c7741e57.png / https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b443d535b0.png
/it's tru tho i 𝐋owk 𝐋ooksmaxx on these chuds 𝐋mfaooooo @ga𝐋𝐋avantinggourmand @industria𝐋incidenta𝐋ist
/tourism
/i went 2 gay chud is𝐋and n u were there
/cum 2 a𝐋ternia i'𝐋𝐋 do it 𝐋o𝐋
/hey u dunno shit bruh
loathing all of existence from within my troll hot topic is this on brand or whatever??? #loathing #bored
Arr-o-o-w barrage Fr-o-o-m where? Y-o-o-u guessed it. Ab-o-o-ve.
I CAUGHT A HUGE WAᔑP AИD IM ᔑᏫ EXCITED TᏫ GᏫ RELEAᔑE IT IИᔑIDE THE WᏫRK BUILDIИG
I read this to the Tune of Wannabe by Spite Girls.
Oh, he~llo~~~. Did I catch you staring~? No, it's alright~. You can look~. Actually, these buns are for you~. Just a small to~ken of my thanks, for helping me reach 10k kult~. And there's even more in the oven~. Would you like a bite~? #Firm #Spongey #Yeasty #MyBuns #Gladibaker #MyVisage #Unedited #NoFilter #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/57a656e8457c~.png
(￢ ￢) God, some of you are so fucking neutered. ♫ (￢ ￢) From what I can see, I guess humans are supposed to be? So like, whatever there if being drooling Bluebloody watchers is your normal ♫ (￢ ￢) But some of you are trolls! Alternian Empire trolls! I'm not asking you to go out and cull a bunch of lowbloods or whatever, just maybe show a bit of backbone? ♫ (￢ ￢) Be less simpering? Stand up for yourself? Make a move? Do fucking anything? ♫
I GᏫT IИ A FIᔑT FIGHT WITH ᔑᏫMEᏫИE AИD I TᏫTALLY WᏫИ BECAUᔑE I HAVE A KИIFE #VIᏫLEИCE
Computer. Make them gay and horny. Computer. Cover them in blood and throw em in a pit
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JUMPS FOR JOY AND CLACKS MY PODS TOGETHER WITH GLEE
I never had a dou8t mr the killer
CAИ I ᔑEE TᏫᏫ
ru8s my chin like a wisened wizard...yeah you make a very good point here actually
Lik£, LOL!! Lik£, iv£ b££n lik£, r£ watching lik£, my littl£ lik£, hoofb£ast and lik£, w£ll lik£, sinc£ lik£ Rarity is lik£, totally lik£ my favourit£, lik£, LOL!!<3 https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/d72c6caad54b.png
/it's ca𝐋𝐋ed gay bruh i jst sed tht
/my bitch be as big around as your bitch is ta𝐋𝐋 /my bitch be 𝐋ike shaq cuz a𝐋𝐋 my bitch kno is ba𝐋𝐋 /my bitch b in the c𝐋ub n when she twerkin on tht wa𝐋𝐋 /she turns around n beats ur ass cuz u had the fuccin ga𝐋𝐋 /#runnitraps
#cw-sn★ke Is is liter★lly so cute.....
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I must not tweak out. tweaking out is the mind killer. tweaking out is the little death that 8rings total o8literation. I will face my tweaking. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past I will turn the inner gander8ul8 to see its path. where the tweaking has gone there will 8e nothing. only I will remain
sNIFF SNIFF,,, i K-KNOW,,,
°v°~ People With toxic blood should have to Wear some kind of Wristband or something. The last troll I sipped had a natural paralytic in their blood, and I couldn't budge for an hour. T.T ~°v°
its rainin tacos.
OMG #matespritemonday?!?!?! to all my 17 matesprites i love loove LUV!!! U!!! <3333 o wait it's 18 now i forgot one LAWLLLL XDDD
umm if anyone ever has any problems around here u can just let me know okay? XD i'm like SO powerful so if ur friends get kidnapped or something i'll just teleport in and save them with all my powers and then you'll have nothing to worry abt!!1! ^_^
good night everyone!! ^_^ (here on alternia we say 'good night' instead of 'good morning' bcuz on our planet night and day are swapped! isnt that so totally EPIC!!!1!! XD)
OMG i totally forgot to mention yesterday but liek i'm ALSO part-horrorterror XD rawwwrr... they possessed me in my sessions and i wuz all TOTALLY EVIL for a little bit but 3 of my matesprites managed to help me overcome them and now i've absorbed them and i'm WAY stronger bcuz of it... so watch out!!! *i extend my horrorterror tentacle and its super scary but also rlly cool...*
umm i'm a time player i THINK i would know XD
sry?? LAWL its just who i am XD i don't mean 2 offend u... maybe its just different in my timeline X3
can't u see the lil swirliez on my cheeks in my PFP picture?? and look i can do dis thing: tumut XD
OMG... "free of weaknesses or flaws"... U RLLY THINK THAT ABT ME?? ^_^ THAT'S SO NICE!!! OMFGGG!1!!one!!
ummm ok! gimme 1 sec. *does a challenge run of sburb with only the tenniskind specibus* XD did that impress u?? x3
wat ppl don't kno is that bc im a muse of aspects i actually have ALL of the other aspects 2 use! heart? yes. mind? yesss. void? IDERK what this one does but like yes XD i also have other unused aspects from the beta-version of sburb nobody has heart abt liek MAGIC and AWESOME so yea XD i am the muse of magic and the muse of awesum. :33 are u even surprised?? *hair flip*
Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
hai every1!!! *holds up spork* LAWL just me being a little randum lolol its nice 2 meet u all im violet gothyck! dat mite sound a little weird 2 u but thats PROLLY just bcuz im 1/2 troll 1/2 human AND 1/2 cherub 2!! i hope every1 on here wants 2 be my friend!! ^_^
heres my pfp picture in full!!! dis is what i look liek (i know... so cool...) some ppl think i look a little weird but thatz just bcus of everything i got goin on!! LMAO!! rlly tho im probably like the prettiest gurl on the site uve ever seen xD (no offence to da other gurls im sure ur SUPER pretty too LOL)
who da frick is mary sue XD
im violet gothyck the STRONGEST sburb player EVER!!! and if u dont start being nice to me... *eyes turn red and i growl a little* UR gonna REGRET IT!!!
if youre ever feeling bad i can just use my life powers on you to make u feel good ok?? ^_^ and if u ever wanna learn something i can use my totally epicks mind powers on you to make u super smart XDD just ask nicely okkk?? ^_^
I miss going to conventions. Pursuing people for cosplay photos made me feel like I was a horror villain. They'd never get far, of course, I'm a damn good powerwalker *and* a master of stealth. How can you expect to disappear into a crowd when I'm already here?
shaking in my 8oots
no that was me screaming in terror
AAA !!
do you like hot pockets
hi everyone!!! i was just talking to some friends from my creator study group and they told me about this website. i'm really excited to talk about the creators with new people and share some of the thoughts i have about them basically all the time! i hope everyone will be nice to me and understand that it's ok for us to all have different feelings about what the creators are really like... at the end of the day it's just about how they make you feel... i'm not going to share my name because i don't want to get fired from my job again. nice to meet you, fellow creations! #CreatorHeadcanons #Religion #CreatorPantheon
find my pages
god I want him so 8ad. I see him in my dreams. His form echos in the 8ack of my mind like the imprint of a ghost.
HEY HEY WHOA WHOA I NEVER SAID I PUT MYSELFF IN THEM NOW
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OMGGG WAIT LEMME PULL UPPP FUCK I LPVE PRETZEL AND I LVOE CHCHOQ
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Ohhhh. I see
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#truke
you wouldnt believe how many times weve sent out the best and brightest to other planets to trace signals and theyve come back with a pair of daves dumb smart shades
so fyi if i make one small step for jadekind on this planet and i see a skulltop buried in the rocks im gonna throw a fit
hot men haaate to see a hot twink in lingerie comin'
im also the only one of my friends with a drivers license even though dave owns a car. he bought it so he can put it in his sylladex and bring it places to sit on the hood and take pictures that he mails to us just so we have to go through all the trouble of opening an envelope to see them
I have a woof8east lusus too so we're like gru8lings in a way. all of them are the 8est ones and deserve a kiss
can you give him a kiss for me and tell him he's the 8est 8oy
I KNOW !! !! !! WHERE IS YOUR LUSUS....
honestly ?? yeah
I mean they tend to give you a. pretty. Siza8le. Size. so y'know you have that going for you
I used to write insane gay fanfiction a8out you as a young teen. I am. so very sorry
did you enjoy eridan wweek wwhat wwas your favvorite part
question; now that jeffa the killa is a real troll are you going to leave your quads for him if I was like, still 6 ?? yeah pro8a8ly however I have #matured now and I love all my quads very much shot counter; 6
Can't even be surprised that he's antagonizing a big mean angry God because girl me too
agghhh i need(a burger);
EVERY CHOICE YOU MAKE creates a rift in the timeline, leading to a thousand offshoot timelines where you decided to do something else
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neat.
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Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
likely clazzzzzzlezzzzzznezzzzzzezzz
- What WOULDN'T I do for a Klawdie Bar... amm I right, fellas? 🤣🤣🤣 And wommen.
Fuckkkk it's genius why didn't i think oof that thanks foor oopening my eyes i coould never get there withoout yoou actually here yoou can have my first grub foor being such a helpful yooung lad
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:o) Doesn't she look so fascinatingly stellar here?
OKAY WELL SORRY I DON'T HAVE YOUR DETAILED NUTRITIONAL HISTORYYYY
...I hate to tell you what's in like. most of our food.
CAN YOU GO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN FUCKYNG BULGE?
I think there is a reasoon why we doon't raise oour oown yoouth like what if i get hungry
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tHIS IS, mY cHITTR HOT TAKE, mAYBE BUT, i THINK i WOULD FEEL WEIRD, bEING W1TH SOMEONE WHO, kEEPS POSTING ABOUT, "GIRL BULGE," (aND i AM NOT TAGGING THAT, oN PURPOSE), aLL THE TIME, i WOULD GET, aNXIOUS ABOUT IT, i THINK LIKE, wOULD THEY STILL LIKE ME, aND WANT TO BE WITH ME, iF MY HORMONES, aFFECTED 1T OR, iF i GOT BOTTOM SURGERY OR, eVEN IF i JUST, dON'T PUT OUT AND, g1VE THEM ACCESS TO IT? aND DO NOT, sTART TALKING TO ME, iN THE COMMENTS ABOUT, tROLL BIOLOGY BECAUSE, i KNOW, yOU KNOW, wHAT i MEAN, yOU KNOW? #NSFW #isHOULDnOTbEsURPRISED #tHATbEINGoBJECTIFIEDcOMES #wITHbE1NGawOMAN
Eminem as a Seadweller: My name is Swim Shady
666 Go to sleep etcetc
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repostin my jarona when they least expect it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de39d1ec2c4d.png
A DYING BREED IF I'M COMPLETELY HONEST HERE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
the six was real important huh? and thaaaaanks yeah you're right ;')
dog this is the part where you say no saturn of course not saturn the fact that you're questioning it means you're fine saturn. ok your turn
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Congrats! B)
i love(you) jeffff;
c< i liKe raiNbOwdriNKers! tHeyre awesOMe! >c
c< sHOut Out 2 raiNbOwdriNKers >c
okay jeffff;
read my monday pages
no pages today im playing big walk with ben drowned
ben drowned fucking sucks at big walk how is that even possible
wooooo find my pages wednesdayyyy
what a wonderfully dark night to find my pages
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alright thank you for your help big dog uuuhhhhhhh that. ok yeah thats all
okay jeffff i think i typed the right amount of fs tell me some words of encouragement to dm a pretty girl
Currently shak1ng my computer l1ke a scream1ng grub
My Matesprit Just Threw A Scuttle Buggy At Someone For Me i Fucking Love This Man Yes I Dooooooo
can somebody be my wingman for a second im really nervous
4t the Neutr4l Milk H0tel
RYXnnormally II jjust kkill ssomeone aand ttake tthem bback tto mmy hhiveXYR
Just A Quick Question most Of You Know What A Bank Account Is Right? This Isn’t A Widespread Issue Is It? #sortofvague
√(Woah...You think I'm sexy?)²
🥛if Someone You Don't Know Is In Your Home, Please Be Kind And Offer Them Some. Tea :)🐄
√(Yes! Thank you for noticing, I was real proud of it)²
√(Siiiigh. Who's gonna tell R that she doesn't have a chance at my pitch quad? Smh)²
√(Hey so like. I'm not attracted to women, just to get that out of the way. I'm in this for the love of the game)²
🥛you Are My Friend :)🐄
im the grinch of the northvwest. they tell me that im the best. #bars
Two of my acrylics popped off. I'm gonna cry.
√(Oh fuck. I'm getting killed by the)²
My sister just said "Cannibalism is love". Girl?? #violence #gore #nsfwe #cannibalism
D --> You agreed wit me but I am the embodiment of nothingness so I guess I am nobody in a sense
:o) Honk! :o) Everything is fine. :o) Libelous rumors of my having been #Damaranapped are greatly exaggerated. :o) Please accept my sincere apologies for any posts that have been #suggestive of #violence. my disloyal ungrateful heretic whore ass has been running motherfuckin wild but she’s about to learn. EVERYONE IS.
Finished my vwampire showv. …made me a little emotional for a minute, if I’m bein’ honest. I really am goin’ soft…
wow
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