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serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
Quick Pinned Post! [I'll do a more in depth one at some point] i gave into the demons telling me to make a rankmaid. she is inspired by the hidden identity of some mangakas (specifically, paru itagaki). she goes by "yomo-sama" and any appearances she makes is with a sheep head on (the horns are her own). yes i will be trying to come up with panels for her manga.
ohgoshiforgotallwhoimsupposedtogiveratings to #nsfw hopetheydontpunishme heheheh butnoseriouslydontbemad hhh Workingonthem!
I am not your friend. I am the bulge fiend. Please do not conflate this observation. I will begin to work on the remaining bulge reviews soon. #nsfw
Hfff. After my current batch of Reviews are done I might have to start checking the requester out a bit more before blindly agree to it... hehehhe
getting_a_notification_just_for_it_to_be_that_possibility_malicious_AI_hating_for_no_good_reason https://file.garden/ZVZdv8PdJFNCIihT/disappointed-sad.gif
I bȺȺȺi†ed y◯u fucker§ yeeee§†erdȺy buuuu† I’ll uPh◯ld my Pr◯miii§e n◯w ;0} #n§fww h††P§://cdn.imgcheeee§†.c◯m/file§/4357191b50eef.Png
𖦹k… i𐕣’s pr𖦹bably n𖦹𐕣 as g𖦹𖦹d l𖦹𖦹king… and i𐕣 pr𖦹bably w𖦹n’𐕣 be as p𖦹pular… wha𐕣ever… sigh… I’m 𐕣𖦹𖦹 la𐕣e f𖦹r 𐕣his. #nsfw h𐕣𐕣ps://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/ar𐕣ifac𐕣Resul𐕣_IMG_7451.jpeg
III meȺn §hi†, if wee fuckin P◯§†in bulgeee §ize§ IIII†’§ ȺȺȺr◯und 22 inche§ lȺȺȺ§† II m◯†herfuckiiin checked #n§fw
The one thing I want in this world is for a highblood to take me from #mypod and dress me up...
Aww, How Sad, Guess We 8etter Pay Constant Attention To You, 'less You Like The Pain –xoxo
every second | go w|tohut Attent|on |s A second |m |n pA|n And suffer|gn
I l◯◯vee wwwwhen ȺȺȺȺ m◯†herfucker PȺil§ me liiiike †heeeey wwwȺn† †◯ cull mee #n§fw
:33< im kissing mew!!! :33< mwah mwah mwah!!! :33< kitty kisses!!! <3 <3 <3
i just used the abluti0n trap and was tempted t0 p0st a picture t0 gauge the reacti0n 0n chittr like the l0yal little peitray dish y0u all are. but then i st0pped. because i remembered the kinds 0f pe0ple wh0 use this site. and remembered i c0uld charge m0ney. 0u0 #suggestive
get fu(ked b7 a bulge so good it puts 7our ass to sleep for nine hours. best of both worlds #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Don't l!sten to that other purrsSson, keep bulge on the m!nd꠹
♰ tonight the ropes will by cinched tight around my bellowsac enclosure by my own hand it is more exhilarating when you are unsure of your next breath. cords burying deep, burning skin. #nsfw #nsfwe ♰
https://f2.toyhou.se/f1le/f2-toyhou-se/1mmages/119033503_1f1woaRxGo7FO3E.png @playfulP1nn1ped frammy ur photograph1c sk1lls are almmost on par w1th your mmatchmmak1ng sk1lls hahaha
Isitsowrong to want every highblood to be my matesprit that treats me like a kismesis...
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
Highbloodinmyhivefirstguestiveeverhadshouldijustimmediatelysubmitmyexistencetohim?#nsfw
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
@caligulasAquarium #wingrating #bulgerating #nsfw Let's start off with the wings... These are very interesting. Uhm. It's my secondtimeconnecting with wings like this. The first being a bronzeblood. They taste like raisins, and smell of the ocean. They glitter a lot! I only have two things to rate them off of. Style: 5. Uhm. You're the benchmark. sorry. Strength: 5. Ssssame. Sorry for the lackluster wing review. I need more casestudies. Uhm. Bulgetime! Eridan Ampora comes in with a sense of regality unseen in his counterparts. Somehow clocking in higher than his, uhm, counterparts. This is a duelist's bulge! Strength: 8. Pliability: 9. Length: 8. Girth 4. X-Factor: 3 Uhm, skipping the comments so I can do a full paragraph descriptor instead. Basically, uhm, notunlike his science wand that he used that one time, I guess, his bulge is longer. As well, it has a sense of rigidity to it, due to being a seadweller with a stronger prehensile musculature system. However it is fully capable of softening, and can even manufacture 'joint' structures for certain pleasurable acts. Hhh. His secretions at on-color for himself, though, they dry into a more tyrian shade! Th-this is because he has an iron deficiency. I-interestingly, he has a unique feature at the base of his bulge. Uhm. I call them Thrill Gills. Bbbasically a membrane that allows the user to, uhm, reinvigorate their bulge with direct oxygen. It's not like normal gillflaps! Uhm. They are barely noticeable. But permit a much higher under the sea stamina boost. Hhhh. Hhhhe seems to have a jewelry piece---not--notapiercingasfarasicantell. Maybe a cage? That, uhm, sort of, braces his bulge as it comes out of his sheathe. I can tell that something seems to always clasp onto the sheathe, uhm, at least, when it extends out... I've only ever seen this on one other troll... uhm. @cuttlefishCoddler hhhhwho. Uhm. saysitisforroyalstoexercisealevelofchastity by blocking their nook passively whileadorning their bulge. Hhhh.
∻Making my way d☢wnt☢wn, walking fast, eating ass. #nsfw∻
[Yet another image. Vestra was posed in front of a full body mirror, holding her palmhusk to take a photo of herself. She was in a simple red one-piece bathing suit, and she had a shy grin on her face as she took the photo. A small tag was dangling from its side-- seems like she JUST bought it.]
nullification but many of you arent ready for that conversation or chitfic (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, talking about bulges has me thinking, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: M)
concept: you are long distance matesprits with @bulgeCurator laying back nervously and closing your eyes as you feel her psionic touch between your legs honing in on where you need attention your dms together are open on the palmhusk in your hand "okayiveneverdonethisbefore" she texts you "just go slow and be careful" you respond you think about where she is and what shes doing hoping that she feels just as good as you do when the tension of her buzzing viewpoint psionics close around you like a warm vice you shutter out a shocked noise and force your eyes to focus on the screen of your palmhusk "uhm doesthatfeelokay" it reads "kkeep going" you respond desperately with shaking hands she doesnt stop until she learns everything she possibly could about you (tags: Reader/Bulge Curator, #nsfw, long distance, esex, psionicjob, psijob, long distance psijob, flushfic, smutty fluffy,
☆~𖦹 I was taking a stroll down town earlier when I realised that I could not remember what pair of shoes I put on before going out. I tried to do the obvious thing and look down to check my feet, but when I did I was quickly greeted by a huge obstacle #nsfw https://file.garden/adG5wYUl0F9NXIJJ/Look.jpeg 𖦹~☆
I hate my normal job. ..But I like this particular client I've picked up on the side. This is a wonderful project. I love making chains, it's such a beautiful repetitive task.
thank you for your support! 0v0
@cesarianAqueduct #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. Okay. This is a lot. First of all, I can tell that there are multiple bulges! Five, I think. The taste is like seaweed. Almost like a roll of somekind. However there is an overpowering saltiness to it as well! It smells of wine, and is intoxicatingly so! Strength: 5! Low for a Violet, but when you combine that with the fact its five bulges, its basically a 12 on the Strength Scale! Pliability: 10! Each of these gnashing tendrils are quite capable. Length: Uhm. Okay so they aren't all the same length! 4-7 is the range! Girth: Each one clocks in around 3 on the Girth Scale! X-Factor: 8! Uhm LIke I said it's multiple bulges. They are all quite strange and uncanny. Its skin is soft and slick like a dense velvet soaked in seawater. There is a faint rubbery resistance to it. It flexes, constantly, with the muscle shifting underneath being in layered bands! It's kind of like a bunch of living ropes! The undersides alternate between smooth skin and rows of discs. Rigid and uneven. The upperside is smooth, if not a little pebbled. Overall. Mucusy Leather!
Uhm. Okay. I think I have like... Five??? Readings to do. Then once im done...with all of those. I will finish up the rest of you. #nsfw
Concept, I've Overstepped And You Decide I Have To Atone By Begging For Sweet Forgiveness. Tears In My Ganderbulbs I Crawl Towards You On Hand And Knee And Rest My Head Between Your Thighs To Look Up At You As If You've Hung The Moon For Me And I Have Scorned You. Despite My Desperate Pleas For Forgiveness You Decide It's Not Enough And Direct Me Towards The Button Of Your Pants. #nsfwe? #justincase
}{ow come there's never any nook on the timeline. #nsfw
There ♊︎2 bulge on ♊︎t"2 feed,, fuck ye2.. #n2fw
Perhaps I am unequipped to understand the appeall. It is something My Lady might understand on some llevell...
I feel like I need to bring back my BDSM test results as a reminder for the public. Anyways, I think it’s really hot when someone gets off on putting my pleasure over theirs. When they’re willing to degrade themselves for my entertainment and pleasure. If they’re good, maybe I’ll help them get off. And if I’m bored, maybe I’ll get them off until they beg me to stop doing it. #nsfw
you see the stupid part about having a big bulge is that people get really curious about it!! i've had people ask me to try and lift weights with it, break a glass and even knock them out???? people get really creative with it. i'm forced to do side missions whenever i'm trying to just have sex :P #nsfw
Out h3r3 2traight y3arnmaxxing
// me not seeing a strange uncomfortable highblood on the feed: is anyoe else going to fill that void rn
I see more people on the feed complaining about the exhibitionism than I do the content itself. I think, perhaps, you may be overreacting. While I am not the sort to engage in such a behavior myself, I think the puritanical behavior is rather excessive. Block the tag if it truly bothers you so much. #nsfw
^^ Did such a good job with my claws tonight. ^^ https://images2.imgbox.com/e6/a0/ISBRKacp_o.png
The Only Shirtless Picture I Have Of Myself Right Now Is One Where I Am Leashed And Sucking Bulge, I Should Take A More Neutral Photo. #nsfw
:33< alright fine :33< one purrson liked it so :33< heres hole fur mew :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png :33< #nsfw
(I'm home, someone USE ME #nsfw)<
(I need a girl to fucking kidnap me and do unspeakable things to my body #nsfw #violence)<
:33< mew know what i think i have the enpurrgy to post hole do mew guys wanna s33 that? :33< #nsfw
𖦤 Permit / me / this / one / moment / of / vanity I'm / repostin' / my / tits / #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/baca1a5a10c3.png :||
Anyone else feel the urge to occasionally dare the nutrient eviscerator with your dainty fronds Y/N?
species name: "glorious scarab." i am. inclined. to agree. https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/62/2026/02/Glorious-scarab-getty-scaled.jpg #beetleposting #beetlefacts
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PRONE BONE PUSHUPS. TWO BIRDS WITH ONE THRUST TYPE SHIT. #nsfw #nsfwe
yes yes yes yesy eysy esy es yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesey seyse yes yes yes
QUICK!!! NO TIME TO WASTE!!!!! THOUGHTS ON PET PLAY???? I AM RESEARCHING SOMETHING!!!! ANSWER NOW PLEASE!!! SCIENCE RELIES ON THIS!!! #NSFW
The best part o+f having yo+ur o+wn private o+ffice, is that yo+u can lo+ck the do+o+r whenever yo+u want to+ make sure there are no+ unexpected interruptio+ns. #nsfwimplied
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL BIG SED BACKSHOTS ONE-SHOTS THE WAY I GOT THESE HOES FAINTING WHEN I CRACK. GOT ME FEELING LIKE UNCLE JESSE ON FULL HOUSE. #nsfw #nsfws
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა my⁀lusus⁀lo(V)es⁀the⁀water, he's⁀a⁀big⁀sea⁀bunny. which, is⁀kind⁀of⁀like⁀a⁀huge⁀searoarbeast? but⁀like, the⁀size⁀of⁀a⁀small⁀hi(V)e! and⁀also⁀a⁀bunny! he⁀likes⁀to⁀catch⁀the⁀big⁀stuff.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა ooh⁀ooh⁀ooh! that⁀is⁀a⁀good⁀choice! some⁀of⁀my⁀fa(V)orite⁀fish⁀to⁀catch⁀are⁀the⁀smaller⁀ones! i⁀can⁀eat⁀them⁀whole⁀like⁀my⁀lusus!
> dont we all <
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A LITTLE RASCAL, SITTIN IN MY CASTLE, ONLY DO IT BIG LIKE I'M LIVIN IN EL PASO, LASSO WRAPPED AROUND THESE BITCH'S PANTS I JUST CAN'T PICK MAN, THIS HO OR THAHAT HO? TELL ME HOW I'M GETTIN SO HOT, CREAM OF THE CROP, SIPPIN LIQUOR TILL MY LIVER GO POP, KARATE CHOPPIN THE NECK OF A COP WHILE WEARING CROCS. #bars #yungjugg #lyrics #lyricposting #substance #violence
Mind's wanderin', but... I wanna get pinned down from b'hind an' get m' nook ravaged... @////@ #nsfw
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა wahoo⁀hey⁀hi⁀hi⁀there⁀hello! how⁀is⁀e(V)eryone⁀doing? ⁀down⁀here! I⁀hope⁀you⁀are⁀ha(V)ing⁀a⁀wonderful⁀day! I⁀am⁀so⁀happy⁀to⁀be⁀able⁀to⁀scamper⁀about. I⁀just⁀had⁀some⁀(V)ery⁀yummy⁀pizza⁀and⁀went⁀to⁀the⁀park! yippie!
#nsfw I don't need you for nothin' else but a warm body to sleep next to, slide into, a bit of meat to toss around. You know I do this 'cause you're just too damn cute when you're scared, baby.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just sitting on the timeline kicking my feet and watching everybody talk. And then I feel like I need to say something so everyone knows I'm here too! Even if I don't have anything to add ^^; ❣︎
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oh⁀hello! hi! hi⁀there! good⁀luck! good⁀luck⁀on⁀your⁀hunting⁀trip!
❥ I fink that guy is just a profishional hatεr!! Dont εfin ധorry aboat it!! ｡˚○
Need a bad bitch to treat me like a dog.
hope the beautiful young thing reading this is having a great day. unless it aint a beautiful AND young thing reading this (both adjectives mandatory bee tee dubs, audience evaluations only no self diagnoses accepted). in which case get that undeserving gaze off stat or im blowin the alarm n momma didnt raise no spitter
So Many Bottoms Aren't " Living Their Truth" . It Is Okay To Take Bulge. Do Not Settle As A Top If That Is Not What You Want To Do. #nsfw #inspirational
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/Z1WDKGZ.png
>>| shake, shake your thighs! #suggestive
You Preface A Command By Saying " Now Be A Good Boy " And Yet You Should Know That I Am Already A Good Boy Who Will Do Whatever You Say. #nsfw
[Footage, a camera pinned, likely to Jinx's chest. She's moving fast, the terrain below zipping by at blurring rates, before stopping suddenly, the camera jerks as into frame the visage of Zillyhoo swings out, clattering against a pair of razor sharp claws Jinx can be heard laughing, a blue glow starting to roll across- only for the camera to fall loose, flipping in the air a few times, brief shots of Jinx and Deva in combat, before the camera begins to spin too fast. there's an eventual thud.] how the hell did this thing survive?