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no pressure! im not asking you to give it a try or anything
masculine urge to keep the #eridanwwar2 goin on in perpetuity wwe lovve forevver wwars
tier list of cunts 1. sick cunt 2. mad cunt 3. dumb cunt 4. shit cunt
Wait what !? Oh goodness I am sorry to hear about that...
>>| you may just want to. let yourself drift, while your partner drags your body to the loungeplank laying you neatly. just ripping .apart the clothes, trying to make less .of the mess. then just spreading your legs .and stuff that bulge deeply to the juicy nook .of yours. uhhh. .i'm losing myself .already. #nsfw
>>| you know. no need for consent .is much hotter than having to consent. #nsfwe
nothin like a Bunnings snag until ya thong has a fuckin blow out in the middle of the bunnings carpark and ya gotta sprint before yer flattened like a lizard drinkin by a tradie in a work ute
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Here's my impression of a big bad scary person getting onto chittr dot ing and opening the text box: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒈ — @lunarL↑ine Lunarl !!!!!! (Yes, I’m going to keep doing this to the folk with no recorded surnames. Yes, I know it’s Getting Old.) OK. UNRELATED, but it’s kind of shocking that the guy is one letter off from my matesprit (Hi Dearie ♥ ♥ ♥), though this doesn’t have anything to do with Lunarl AS A PERSON. If that last L was an I, I would REALLY be scratching my head. Anyway. What’s ↑ farmers. We’ve got a HOOT (or a Howl!) of a specimen tonight, so let’s get → INTO IT! Let’s Take A Gander at Lunarl! (A CHEER HERE! A BLEAT THERE!) Lunarl is very clearly the STAUNCHLY HARDWORKING type. It’s a staggering first impression that hits you like a flock of woolbeasts barrelling in your direction. THAT IS TO SAY, I wouldn’t be surprised if that had happened at least once to the guy. He is a hatched farmhand and shepherd, being raised by a GREAT BIL↑INEFIEND. That pack mentality has rubbed off on Lunarl. BUT don't let that grumbly exterior fool you, because Lunarl is a sweetheart, especially with his OWN FLOCK. No matter how WEALTHY IN HEIGHT some woolbeasts are (Hilda) or how affectionately dumb the lot of them are, he would do anything for them. It’s a sweet thing to read about. Lunarl is a STAPLE OUTSIDER to the Social Paradigm. A lot of the time, you notice him grappling with social cues, with most confuzzling situations having to do with understanding romance. Does this person want to Get Together or Get Him In A Casket, STAT? Within the same vein, I notice a wariness from him. The disengagement with the CHITTRENDS tells me he has SOME semblance of a standard, or at least an exasperation to the muckery of town/cityfolk. But I know Lunarl wants to understand people in the end. Even if that means participating in Smash or Pas-s. Pain and death sojourn frequently to Lunarl. The knowledge of deaths alone is PERHAPS ALARMING for a nurturer, almost like he knows it like the back of his prong. That knowledge juts far outwards like a THORN IN THE DEXTERITY CARPAL, at least much more than his blood color. CASE IN POINT: There’s a growing collection of DEATH RATINGS, a morbid sort of topic, but vivid regardless. I’d say look into it yourself if you’re interested, because though he doesn’t out→ state it, you gain the impression Lunarl and death have PERSONALLY MET many many times. But I wouldn’t want to make accusations without a grounded prism of evidence. Maybe it’s just ME, but a particular dearth in STABLE IDENTITY emanates from Lunarl. Sure, he knows what is expected from his duties, he knows how to forge connections——being a firm ground to stand on, unchanging——but you find there’s not a lot to do with who he is. I doubt Lunarl could tell you that himself. I wonder if the name Lunarl even RESONATES with him? A part of me thinks you came here to understand who you are, but you must first acknowledge that your soul comprises the most vulnerable parts of the Self, and you can't keep turning your back from it. You fixate so obsessively on your duties and grasping the people around you that you don’t truly know yourself. Because you’re afraid of what you’ll see from self-reflection. You hang on the familiar TASTE OF GORE AND DEATH as a violent escapism from your memories, because not even your body can handle what you had to go through. It’s easier to paint the issue as lycanthropy, and in that aspect you have nearly everyone (⒈) fooled. Werewolves are beasts of the flesh; it does not align with who you are, dweller of the MIND. Rather, I believe underlying trauma is the TRUE BEAST inside you. The difference is, a beast can be roped and tamed, but you must be PATIENT WITH YOUR MIND. Above all else, I hope somenight you have the strength to search for yourself. It will hurt, but what is closure if not understanding the wounds? (YOU GOT THIS! I’m sure Binkii could help, too!) (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: KNIGHT OF BLOOD? A steadfast leader and shepherder of bond. Cares a lot about people; still has learning to do, stubborn to change as he might be. Captive to his own blood. Afraid of his own mind.) BE SURE TO GIVE LUNARL a big BIG BIG FOLLOW. I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE! #gandertag
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi, hey⁀there! down⁀here! binkii⁀is⁀glad⁀you⁀like⁀it!
#poetry #poem #quote #horror #gore #violence #murder #obsession happy and proud; at last i knew porphyria worshipped me; surprise made my heart swell, and still it grew while i debated what to do. that moment she was mine, mine, fair, perfectly pure and good: i found a thing to do, and all her hair in one long black string i wound three times her little throat around, and strangled her. no pain felt she; i am quite sure she felt no pain. -porphyria’s lover by troll robert browning
Mind's wanderin', but... I wanna get pinned down from b'hind an' get m' nook ravaged... @////@ #nsfw
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა Lunarl!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hello⁀hi! hey⁀there! it⁀will⁀be⁀ok, calm⁀down!
one of these days im gonna get someone to eat sushi off my bicep while i flex that bad boy.
↔olding a cute rustie's wrists w↔ile t↔ey look at you in fear~ t↔ey want to fig↔t back but t↔ey know you'd cull t↔em in an instant~ t↔eir bloodpus↔er races, t↔eir t↔ink pan searc↔ing desperately for any kind of escape route~ but t↔ere isn't one~ i get w↔at i want and you fucking deal wit↔ it~ and w↔at i want is t↔at lovely burgundy nook of yours to be marked wit↔ my deep blue genmat~ #nsfw #nsfwe
lowbloods w↔impering~ send c↔it~ #nsfw
to all t↔e lowbloods w↔o like my c↔its, know t↔at i pail myself to you all frequently and also t↔at i could track you down and cull you at any moment~ <3 (or <3< i'm not picky~) #nsfw #nsfwe
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concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
concept: your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “you need to be more gentle with them” “when i go rough it makes them choke on your bulge stop bitching” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, double up, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
((fantroll intro! art is a sketch i adore by @lunarLupine https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b89ba41ca52a.png Your name is BINKII KOUTON You are a COURIER and general DELIVERY GAL, which would be ideal if you were not also a LAYABOUT. This habit was picked up from your MASSIVE SEA-HARE of a lusus who hardly does more than nap when he is not busy HUNTING in the waters. Despite only wanting to be lazy you have also picked up a SIDE GIG as a traveling FLESHMENDER, though admittedly you mostly just sew wounds shut and dote on people! Your HIVE is nestled on the edge of a JETTY which makes it prone to WASHING AWAY. this would bother you more if it was not situated on a RAFT! You are the first to admit to being of DIMINUTIVE STATURE, now if only people understood that you are still AWFUL STRONG, especially your POWERFUL LEGS that allow you to run FAST and jump FAR. god you love going fast! faster! fast fast!!! your trolltag is tardyThumper and: ૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hi! hello! hey! Excuse⁀me! down⁀here! you⁀hop⁀from⁀word⁀to⁀word⁀and⁀are⁀(V)ery⁀excited⁀to⁀meet⁀people! e(V)en⁀if⁀you⁀misbunderstand⁀a⁀lot!
Today's kultfarming: NICE edition, since that was reportedly quite popular. Like if you're joyful and pity to show mercy. Mediate for malice.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/705c325757e9.jpg I thought this might be a worthwhile image to share. I'm still not entirely sure what it was I saw in the sky. Also helps with my prior mentioned troubleshooting efforts.
𖦤 We / ain't / bothered / with / a / page / for / the / band / on / here, / so / I / figure / this / oughta / go / somewhere. We're / called / The / Killing / Floor. / You've / heard / of / us. / :||
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Oh, please, ewe charmer...the thought you have somethin' more t'smile about is already enough 'o what I'm wantin' already...y'got worker's hands, gumption, 'n spirit, a pride 'n tenacity t'succeed...ewe may not get this often, butchu do get it deservedly. Ain't nobody no better or worse off havin' taken just a few minutes t'affirm yer worth attention, 'n patience, 'n smooth tender pailin' on a night 'o yer liking. It's just common decency 'n having TASTE!!!!!!!!!!!
wwhenevver i feel like touchin myself i wwill take my shirt off an stare in the mirror for an unspecified amount a time until my eyes are bloodshot because nothin kills my sex drivve more than my owwn doughy body https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba7a173e2aad.png
𖦤 Always / somethin' / real / special / 'bout / gettin' / to / know / a / kill / before / you / murk / them It / ain't / about / body / count / or / bloodshed / for / me. / It's / about / ending / a / life A / motherfucker / that / was / somebody. / Extinguished. Man / I / should / write / a / blog :||
3v3ryon3 alway2 2aying 2hit lik3 id di3 for you, id kill for you, id tak3 a bull3t for you, 3tc. I'd choo23 to liv3 for you Tak3 that a2 ya will
°<O There's~ just~ something~ about~ a~ man~ who~ whimpers~.... <3
|| & HUGE CULL/PPAIL CONCERT HAPPPPENING THIS WEEKENDD! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!! or bbe culledd. im not your pparental figgure. ddrinks free after 5 PPM
:33< chittpurr lend meow mewre powpurr!!! :33< im gonna mewse shitpeta beam 3!!!
roo roo roo (barked like a fat old mmutt lazily approachinng a mmailtroll but nnot really commmmitted to beinng a terror)
•ᴥ- need a fluffy haired grumpy man in my lap to pet. -‿- soothe him with some sweetness. honk honk. -ᴥ•
Do you lik3 2l33ping? Cau23 w3 2hould try it, tog3th3r
L3t'2 play Troll Titanic. You b3 th3 Titanic and ill 2ma2h th3 fuck out of you #n2fw
GOOD MORNING #ALTERNIA!!! Throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care, daleee
i thinnk i hauve Covid #nnsfw #vaguepostinng
✿ 𖧧h❦ugh 𖧧he cause ❦f many h❦rr❦r s𖧧❦r𖥧es, xyla𖧧chers are harmless unless pr❦v❦ked. jus𖧧 s𖧧ay y❦ur d𖥧s𖧧ance and y❦u sh❦uld be f𖥧ne ✿
sUCH A, mAJESTIC CREATURE,
me too buddy me too
i THINK THAT SOMETIMES, gETTING TO A BETTER PLACE, tHAT YOU WANT TO, bE AT FEELS LIKE, tWO STEPS FORWARD, aND ONE STEP BACK, oR MAYBE, tHREE STEPS FORWARDS AND, tWO BACK, oR MAYBE oNE BACK, oR, fIVE FORWARDS AND, tHREE BACK, aND, sOMETIMES IT IS EASY TO FEEL LIKE, yOU HAVE MADE IT, aND ARE DONE, sTEPPING, bUT THEN, yOU TRIP OR THERE IS, a ROCK IN THE WAY, aND YOU TRIP, aND SUDDENLY THERE ARE NO, sTEPS, aND YOUR KNEE IS, sCRAPED, aND YOU WONDER, wHAT IT HAS ALL BEEN FOR, aND FEEL LIKE, yOU ARE SUDDENLY, sIX SWEEPS AGAIN, aND,,, wELL, i GUESS THERE REALLY IS NOT, a CURE FOR THAT, bESIDES i GUESS, aCCEPTING, tHAT IT IS SOMETHING THAT CAN HAPPEN, eVEN IF YOU ARE NOT, eXPECTING IT, aHAHA, #INSPIRATION #GROWTH #MYtHOUGHTS #WALKING