♣ mediated by @markZucc

a.milf.would.fix.every.single.one.of.the.zems.but.zemich.and.zemfel.aren't.ready.for.that.kind.of.motion

Maybe You Should Think About It For A While, Is All I Will Say. I Do Not Want To Push You.

Zuzu... I Don't Think This Is Healthy.

Fuck my useless 67 life
she used to let me snuffle at her slender piggies as though i wwas nosin through the richest scented a dirt for truffles #nsfww #toepostin
yeah wwe knoww piss is stored in the shameglobes OLD NEWWS henceforth youre commanded to hold in your piss until your globesre fit to burstin wwhile you beg me for that swweet relief an i cup my hands under you i nod wwe lock eyes and are in lovve #nsfww #nsfwwe #pisspostin #omorashi

there's alwa7s another wa7

I keep gummy woorms in my underwear foor quick access

Y-o-o-u think... Theref-o-o-re y-o-o-u am? :)
for the mutha fuckas lurkin around mah posts, yeah you can come watch me work out. all yah had tah do was ask. honk.

I'm curious. What's your guys' preferred popcorn of these two: Extra Buttery <> or <3 Kettlecorn <3< or c3< If you don't like popcorn this isn't the poll for you, I'm sorry

:33 < of course it does girl! :33 < mew just gotta k33p rolling!! :33 < if mew n33d someone taken meowt or n33d a calming tea purrty, hmu

first match of round one, and unfortunately, this is one i think is gonna be quick and easy. just like our top seed, jade harley! shes going up against the bottom seed, calliope. lets see wvhat chittr thinks of these twvo. <3 or <> for calliope <3< or c3< for jade #cronusbabeoff #suggestivwe
cant evven givve a lowwdowwn slug the attention theyre obvviously beggin me for instead i got to sit here twwiddlin my damn thumbs ineptly

I need t9 get 9ff this site and get s9me 6itches 9r s9mething

QUESTION #29 FROM "SOME1 U MITE NAWT KNOW" THEY ASK.. "CAN I #TAPDATASS (RESPECTFULLY)" WELL, CMON. I DONT HAVE ALL NIGHT NOW. PULL UP. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NNNNK7P84DXHBRIV9 #AAMAE #NSFW
As an adventurer exploring foreign planets, you have few opportunities for a proper bath~. It is not one of the more glamorous aspects of adventuring, but one does grow used to it~. Actually, I have grown a certain nostalgia for the odor~. Is is probably why the strong musk of a seasoned warrior always gets me so worked up~! #MyLore #MyStink #Suggestive
all eridans are required to face troll mecca durin their daily wwar prayers #religion

The carnal urge to have someone suffocate me with their ass, sweaty or not, will never leave my pusher or soul. Amen.
DΛddy’s b๑๑∩ dri∩ki∩g ΛgΛi∩…
horny and go† no†hing †o do abou† i†. wha†ever. #nsfw

an anonymous admirer vwants to knovw "vwhos your favworite beta troll? 38d" hmm. off the top of the dome? aradia, probably. total smokeshovw, fun personality, easy to mess around vwith... oh, or terezi, for the same reasons.

i alwvays keep breath mints handy, and an extra bottle on my cupeside table. that vway if a girl blovws me, i can get the taste outta her mouth before she tries to kiss me or something. #nsfvw

₍^. .^₎⟆ You ever meet someone that looks l!ke the wh!mpurr when they take a p!ssss? #nsfw? ! have no !dea what to tag th!sS꠹

꒰𓇼 𖦹h man im g𖦹ing skinny dippang in my p𖦹𖦹ls i s☾er h𖦹pe n𖦹 𖦹ne walks in 𖦹n m #nsfw 𓇼꒱

anon asked: u look soooo gooddd but |mm tooo shyy to sAy thtt to ur fAce - Anonnymuos :) don't stay shy forever now i need validation to survive. poor saturn wastin away into nothin bc anon didn't wanna shaaaaare ;'( i'm sure you look aces too

⚞ i think we need to objectify men more often ⚟
↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < That's it! ↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < New goal! ↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < Harem of this Cronus guy! ↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < I don't need that specific one! ↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < I CAN HAVE MY OWN COLLECTION OF PRETTY FISH BOYS!

i need to run an experiment
I cΛ∩t h๑lp but LΛugh slightly Λt th๑ th◊ught ◊f tr◊lls hΛvi∩g Λ "br๑๑di∩g ki∩k" wh๑∩ ◊ur sp๑ci๑s≋ ◊∩ Λv๑rΛg๑≋ d◊ ∩◊t br๑๑d⌇ Th◊ugh I Λm ∩◊t c◊mplΛi∩i∩g⌇ :0} #∩sfw
Sometimes the audacity of lowv bloods baffles me. WVhy do you think you get to make demands of me? This is not an equal exchange. You are beneath me and you wvill stay that wvay. You should be grateful I am givwving you the time out of my night to entertain you and you should thank me on your hands and knees. Or maybe just your knees. #vwvagueposting #suggestivwve
It can be quite amusing to entertain the slobbering lowvbloods. Little things on their knees clinging onto evwvery wvord. Funny. I like seeing howv far they wvill go for a compliment, a little bit of praise. So easy to toy wvith. Too bad they tend to break if I am too rough wvith them. #nsfwv
≈SH3S ALR3ADY FOLLOWIN U I SHOULD B3 ASKIN U 2 SHAR3 LMFAO≈

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Trollbama do you think disco www.ill ever return to us please respond quickly
I·VILL·SOON·BE·TAKING·APPLICATIONS·FOR·MY·NEXT·TVRNSPIT·LOVBLOOD YES·THERE·IS·HEALTH·INSVRANCE
goregle how DDo i ignore ♀he fac♀ ♀ha♀ everyone ♀hinks i'm a huge failure

#ournorm@7cy

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Old www.oman www.ho grooms me yuri @∆,,,@

ARE THERE ANY OTHER GRANDPARENTS HERE?
It's not easy, but I kno≈ that I've started seeing results.
N⧃B⧃DY D⧃ES IT LIKE THE M⧃UNTAIN
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @aspiringPessimist Your message is as follows: “You are so cute, but what I said before still stands. I would want you and only you alone, for us to be each other's wholes, but I know this dream is silly. You have those who love you already, I just got there too late. I am happy taking the backseat, because it means I still get to see you smile in the rear view mirror” Ah... Che carino... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
THERE IS N⧃ P⧃INT IN LIVING IF Y⧃U ARE N⧃T LIVING WHILE Y⧃U D⧃ IT - THE M⧃UNTAIN BEF⧃RE CRASHING HIS TW⧃ WHEELED VEHICIJHVBZVCV GHBN
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Ɏ i gotta-a-a get the fuck out of this LA-A-ARPG session ma-a-an i just hea-a-ard the enemy tea-a-am's wiza-a-ard ca-a-ast 'MEDICA-A-AL MA-A-ALPRA-A-ACTICE' i'm litera-a-ally a-a-a level 5 clericuller i ca-a-an't ha-a-andle this Ɏ

should post this again, good spot to put in some #cagttl requests too ;) https://forms.gle/5qcc2ryo7atkakk38

#cagttl so im done vwith most of the heawvy hitters nowv. right novw, the plan is to consolidate most of the alternian vwersions of my gang into one post, handmaid might get her owvn, condy definitely wvill. then a fevw stragglers, maybe some of the beforan vwersions of the alternian gang, not that i havwe a lot to vwrite on em, the black queen... if youvwe got any gals youd like to see highlighted comment belowv and ill consider em. all your lovwe and support through this entire project means the wvorld to me <3
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help help help help help i ran into his shitty old mansion to get avway but nowv im lost there chasing me in and out of a set of six doors in this one hallwvay im scared
Lovey-dovey hippie bullshit on my timeline. If you've got time to circle jerk, you've got time to polish my fucking boots. #nsfw

https://forms.gle/c9m2WCwJMk1dWbyU6 QUESTION: }(]]]]]) < alriǦht alriǦht so how do you feel about small time hunǦry ambitious BIǦ SHOTS who are slowly but surely accumulatinǦ a web of contacts and resources like what do you think should be the next ₽riority for movinǦ from small time to MULTI FIǦURE kind of work and what do you recommend for accountinǦ for inflation ǦoinǦ from alternian markets to earth markets > ([[[[[){ ANSWER: Do I LOOK like personal finance mogul, radio show host (and notoriously frigid piece of ass) Dave Ramsey? I don't dispense that sort of advice pro bono. ... DM me.

like ships in the day, like ships in the day, i let it just pass me by

atta girl

dont ewven svweat it swveetpusher

look im just saying that wvasnt evwen a memory

i wvonder if memory rose is gay too or if shed put out #nsfwv

and iwve only seen you once at your graduation no cinematic glovw or soft rock soundtrack and i wvatched you mowve and breathe and cry and it felt so wvrong #lyricsposting

wvhy vwait any longer for the wvorld to begin? you can havwe your cake and eat it too wvhy wvait any longer for the one you lowve wvhen he’s standing in front of you? #lyricsposting
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Beyblades are actually tiny sentient flying saucers that have been domesticated by the Alternian Empire.
i lovwe it vwhen east beforan girls do that high-pitched banshee scream vwhile you drill them. they really knowv howv to put on a performance. death by bulge. yamete kudasai? more like keep going, papasan. #nsfwv

I Have Bad News For Josie About His Ancestor. #someoneisgoingtotapthat #asitwere #nsfw #nsfc

eelmao

Do You Ever Mourn The Person You Used To Be?

i should just block them ugh

anony asks "wvhats the deal wvith the cat babe? she seems super excited to see you meanvwhile, evweryone else is repulsed by you.... " thats wvhat im vwondering. if you figure it out, lemme knovw, yeah? best answver i could givwe is that shes honest. yknowv, some of the gals wvho go ick at me, not all, but some, theyre babes iwve had some good talks vwith, sometimes gals sliding into my dms first. makes you think. the kitty cat though, i think she might just be a freak.
chas-titty #casanovwagamer
He is in my notifications.

Sipping Some Rust Blood Today, Good Stuff.
!? I have learned abawoout pregnancy! I wish trawoolls cawoould dawoo such a thing! Wawoould be sawoo nice…fill sawoomeawoone up with my pups…raise them tawoogether…ah! >//•//< #nsfw ?!

got some feedback. sure, ill offer the servwice to... am i ready that right? yiffanies? yiffies? yeah they can havwe the servwice too i guess #nsfwv #petplay

< PINECONE SUCCESSFULLY DISLODGED FROM MINE ASS BY THE WAY. >

i lowve my life*
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damn it, got excited thinking the sir wvas for me

"joe" vwants to knowv "do you actually like smoking or is that just part of the greaser shtick" wvhy does ewveryone fixate on this? iwve nevwer made it a secret. smoking fucks you up, and it aint like i could use em underwvater. its for the aesthetic, smoking one vwould just be a wvaste of a perfectly fine cig. #substances
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being pailed stuhhpid is severely uhhnderrated... hhhnhhhnggnn like youhh take a troll whhhno is smart, capable, independent... and youhh shhhnove youhhr buhhlge in thhhnem and all of thhhnose “smarts” are gone, thhhne only semblance of intelligence left are thhhne sluhhtty, thhhnouhhghhhntless noises coming from thhhneir lips hhhnggngn or maybe thhhney were never intelligent to begin withhhn buhht love being hhhnggnn youhhr stuhhpid buhhlge sluhht and thhhney dont care whhhno knows it... begging youhh to violate and abuhhse thhhnem more and more, all withhhn a pliant grin... every thhhnruhhst only seems to bring thhhnem down by anothhhner couhhple iq points hhhngnngn save me duhhmbification save me (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) #nsfw

"somebody!" vwants to knowv "howv often do you wvind up dishing out spankings? like is it that often you find yourself vwith a bratty spitfire that it wvorks?" oh, plenty. most of the gals im vwith get into that sorta thing. vwhat id recommend is recognizing vwhen a girl vwants it more than the banging itself. drawv it out, make her participate wvith some questions. fivwe spanks through the pants or three vwithout? make her polite, scold her for cussing you out. dont just gloss ovwer your partners kinks to get to wvhat you vwanna do. #nsfwv

okay, its been about an hour, i can repost this nowv

cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3

◌ Maybe. If I end up going through with it. ⧂

You Ever Been Groomed By @ Hor$e $ized Mu$te7id

we're bringing back fishing with dynamite

FYI there are infinitely better people to spend your precious pity points on. Would you really click that diamond shaped button for Dirk motherfucking Strider of all people. Think on that for a bit. Meditate on the answer (hopefully the right one) for a good few minutes. We got time.

You and me both boss man, you and me both.

Be $o $trong @nd Br@ve, Mr. Oz@t@p. You C@n Re$i$t Her $iren C@77....
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▲speaking of slurs anyone got some new exciting ones i can have, gotta stay updated I guess if people are gonna be talking about em so much▼

¢i$$$het relation$$$hip$$$ make no $$$en$$$e to me, who’$$$ the dog?

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Cruising Craiglist Casual Encounters for married women specifically. Donna about to pull up. #nsfw
One of these nights I'm gonna do something really terrible and you'll all be so proud of me.
please god just send me a crazy violet blooded chick with a big ass i'll do anything ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
|--[ currently in my persOnAl Office/clOset, nude with A tAll lemOnAde in hAnd with A fAn BlAsting my BAre skin. #nsfw ]-->

phuntr death event soon #directposting

if you ever feel down, just remember youre not that piece of shit metal rock i saw fly by my session just now it was trying to sell me a magazine buddy, i dont CARE how many times you scream "METAL HURLANT", im not buying it!! #livesgrubbing
Some of you motherfuckers're built on some flimsy fucking groundwork, giving up your decency the moment some good-looking fishy offers nook. Guys like this're genuinely the dirt between my toes. #nsfw
Per chaŊce wvvould you spar wvvith me your imperial malice

i'm working on it ... thanks for the concern

My ears are ringing. I feel as if people are discussing me.

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ATTENTION @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. THIS IS, APPARENTLY, YOUR HANDLER SPEAKING. LOOK, TIMELINES ARE COMPLICATED AND SO IS MOIRAILLEGIANCE, BUT YOU WORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR. SO HERE IT IS. HERE IS YOUR TACTICAL RESPONSE. I GET IT. YOU ARE UPSET. YOU CONTAIN WITHIN YOU THE UNBRIDLED BURNING FUCKAGEDDON-IGNITING HEAT OF A THOUSAND GREEN SUNS. IT IS THE HEAT OF A FULL-BLOWN REACTOR MELTDOWN, AND IT FEELS LIKE NO QUANTITY OF CONCRETE AND BORON, NO MATTER HOW CYCLOPEAN THE SIZE OF THE FAT FUCKING DUMPSCUTTLETRUCK THAT BACKS IT UP, COULD POSSIBLY QUENCH THE FALLOUT OF THIS *THERMONUCLEAR* CRASH-OUT YOU ARE HAVING. AND BY THE METRIC OF YOUR OWN SICK, TWISTED, LOOP-DE-LOOP HOPBEAST CARNIVAL LOGIC HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR SLUDGY THINKPAN RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE JUSTIFIED. THAT ASSHOLE'S HORNS STOLE HER GANDERBULBS AWAY FROM YOU FOR FIVE SWEET, PRECIOUS SECONDS, AND IF YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM, THEN YOU'LL SCOOP THEM OUT WITH A SERRATED LARGE ROUND BUNCHFRUIT SPOON AND SPREAD THEM ON TOAST. BUT, TO QUOTE THE INSIPID VERNACULAR OF A BESPECTACLED DIPSHIT RAP GOD I AM SO BALEFULLY ACQUAINTED WITH, YOU ARE CURRENTLY, AS THEY SAY, "SCARING THE HOES." SO IT IS WITH THE REQUISITE CLEARANCE CODES AND THE EN ROUTE BALLISTIC MISSILE OF MY CATASTROPHIC FULL-BORE PALE POWER THAT I SAY TO YOU NOW. LET'S JUST COOL IT FOR NOW, MAN. WE CAN WATCH TROLL AIR BUD, IF YOU WANT. I WILL WATCH *UP TO FIVE* OF THE TROLL AIR BUD MOVIES WITH YOU. SIGH. -- CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SENT YOU A PAP. --

mmm tasty raaats ᓚᘏᕐᐷ( ̄ڡ  ̄ノ)

⚓︎ ho〰〰 am i still sore am i gonna be sore all 〰〰eek

★t wh★t point do I just open ★ sword ★c★demy?
He needs them.
Feell free to send bombs to Caspers packagerecepticall. He enjoys it.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა I want to be playing a game on my palmhusk or whatever whilst someone has their touchnubs on my hips with their claws digging in as they hold me down in their lap, keeping me still as their entire bulge moves in my nook ૮ ⸝⸝> ̫<⸝⸝ ა I can keep a bulge warm I swear I'm really good at it ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw Ი𐑼

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