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// Not an invitation or an invite to hate, but I'll be real, gang: I don't care about twinks. I don't even care about traditional femboys. Being in fandom spaces for years, that's all it was: Eurocentric beauty standard twinks and femboys. I want big beefy men, I want huge man tits, I want giant hairy men, I want them as bottoms. I WANT BIG MEN AS BOTTOMS, AND I WANT THEM BLACK. Anyway, that's why Kaine exists, and I hope that's been made obvious by now. <3
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((Scooting her name a little bit because she's named for Pelagia Noctiluca, the Mauve Stinger jellyfish. Plagia sounds too much like Plague. So Pelagi drop the A instead of Plagia drop the E. Pretend it was always like this.))
|| READ ME LIKE AN OPEN BOOK <3 <3 <3 ((REVISED OOC INFO)) || Name: SATURN. Just Saturn. Cronus who? Ampora who??? You got the wrong guy. Age: 28 sweeps / 61 years Alternian-born, atypically raised by Orphaner Dualscar. Nervous and impressionable temperament growing up. Lots of confusing experiences. Didn't measure up, couldn't keep up, couldn't stop from guttering out. Left "Dad" at 8 sweeps, meandered the galaxy to get to Earth. Stayed there for many years. Tried his hand at being a full-time touring musician, crash-landed several relationships, got hospitalized many times, eloped many times, ruined people's lives many times, got EP'ed twice, got a counselor he could finally tolerate, made some real changes once. He works whatever he can, often in intergalactic novelty, contract work, and occasional criminal grunt work. Still working on selling his first album, still abides by the holy grail of Today's Saturn Will Always Be Better Than The Last. Notable features: Lionfish stripes & mildly venomous pointy bits, premature white streak, top heavy body (ZERO leg day), missing all four canines, dry skin & horns, tacky gills, bad asthma. Idiosyncracies: Voraciously dysmorphic. Wears human hard-light glamour, prefers being referred to as such. Slips into quirk when upset. Got a baby brother Eridan that he's estranged from and patching things up with. Cycles keeps circling around his neck waiting for the magic bullet to fix it all. His brain's a hornets nest. Don't worry about it. REFS BY MOI: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/59e254cc2790.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b738cb1d7aa3.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/41a4fbbe16fb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/983ffcf5990f.jpg
// Important Broseph RP lore that is really funny to me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c19e7d8c88e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d77d28e67454.png
Fuck lasting in a twisted mind; none of you would last a second in verbal conversation with me unloading my stream of thoughts at all. TROLLBAMA'S STRIBUBUs! I AM ONE OF RARE BROBUBUS. Straightforward.
This is the least concerning thing I have posted, actually. Whether you all have seen the earlier posts or not is completely up in the air
Brobubu, if you will.
I truly am Trollbama's labubu.
His timeline is a No-Game AU! This is just some backstory for his character! Alias: Bro Name: Broseph Strider Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'9" Gender: Male (trans who knows) Age: 48 human years Species: Human Orientation: Homosexual (sometimes okay with women) Relationship: Matesprits with Trollbama | Divorced from Mom "Marmalade" Lalonde Occupation: Retired Military | Current SoD for Earth-C MBTI: ESTP Enneagram: 8w9 Alignment: True Neutral biography. Bro was raised by his father and was a child of divorce. He married young and got married to Marmalade Lalonde, who had nicknamed herself “Mom,” and he met her when he was enlisted in the military. His first kid was with Marmalade when he was 19, and he had 2 kids with her. Dirk and Roxy. A few years later, he had another set of twins, Dave and Rose. He went into the military to support his family. Over the years, Bro wasn't the best father he could have been; his trauma wasn't unpacked. Both him and “Mom” weren’t happy and divorced around the time Dirk and Roxy were 15. “Mom” took Roxy and Rose, and Bro Kept Dirk and Dave. The stress of the divorce and his time in the military made him unstable, and he lashed out at his sons. When Dirk turned 18, he got into a fight with Broseph, and it was the first and only time Bro put his hands on his kids, but it was enough, and Dirk took Dave and left, and they cut contact with him for several years. When Dave was in his mid-20s, he reached out to Bro after hearing Bro had been discharged from the military, losing both of his legs, and while he was given aid was struggling to take care of himself and get by. Dave reconnected and moved in full-time to help his disabled father, and it took Dirk a few more years to come around. About the time Dirk came around, Bro was in his 40s. Around the time Dave came, his oldest daughter Roxy reached out with Dave. Rose came around last. Broseph and “Mom” haven’t quite rekindled a good friendship but are cordial with each other. When she’s in Texas, she visits her sons and has dinner with them and goes on a platonic date night with Broseph. Bro willingly agreed to go to therapy because of Dave. He wants to be a better person and is trying to make up for his actions during their early years, and is making good progress. He still struggles to do what’s good for his family and himself and messes up often. Though his kids are always willing to be patient. He's not perfect, and he knows he's not. But he cares more than anything about his daughters. Broseph does not talk about his daughters because they aren’t a big part of his life right now and live far away. He does care about them, but he’s not as close as he’d like to be and doesn’t want to invade their privacy by talking about them. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png
Broseph Facts I probably should have explained, but never did, Part 1 - I worked directly for Prime Minister Meenah Peixes • I worked for an elite team under her and was the leader - I was injured while serving. • I had a medical discharge because I lost one arm and 2 legs. • I was blown up. Bomb. No time to disable it, and I had 4 other people with me. • I got cybernetic limbs I built myself; I would still enlist if the Prime Minister wasn't insistent on me retiring. - I went to college and have a doctorate in science • I minored in robotics and technology. - I was previously married! • Mutual divorce because we got married young and were unhappy. • I transitioned during my marriage with my ex-wife. - Yes, I did pop dem kids out. • Dirk and Roxy are twins. Dave and Rose are twins. - The Imperial Drone is not the biggest or hardest thing I've killed. • Threats towards the Alternian/Earth Unity were often threatened by bigger things.