@myriadMelody — #nsfw
fuuuuck i forgot to get toMMatoes to throw at that guy who ganked MMe in aMMong us while he’s tryna participate in an orgy #nsfw oh well
#nsfw but it’s funny as fuck that trolls call it havin a wriggly n huMMans call it havin a stiffy can anyone think of a naMMe for this shit that doesn’t MMake MMe laugh MMy ass off on iMMpact thanks
scrollin by a #nsfw post n seein MMy friends bein horndogs in the replies is so funny like hey MMan fancy seein you here live your truth
oh confession tiMMe aight we doin this again MMy turn one tiMMe when i was younger i let a guy hit cause he baked MMe soMMe boMMb ass cookies #nsfw #nsfc n i prolly wouldn’t do that these nights now that i know MMyself a lil better but daMMn those cookies were good honestly worth
to be honest i’MM kinda a shit clown i ain’t like pailin #nsfw n i ain’t like cullin so all i got is the MMakeup the faygo n the #substances
catch MMe pullin up to the function in this. #nsfw in case you ain’t wanna see MMy rack bahahaha https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/13c75f71e54c.png
i don’t go into heat i go into MMeat n by MMeat i MMean this fuckin burger n by into i MMean i eat it #nsfw for heat MMention
got called a nookMMuncher one tiMMe like it was an insult n not just soMMethin people do daMMn MMan didn’t know eatin a MMotherfucker out was such a wild thing to you #nsfw #nsfc
once had a lil rust ask MMe to sit on their face n first of all no thanks i don’t really enjoy bein on the receivin end of any of that sorta thing but second of all i think they woulda died i think i actually woulda crushed their nugbone like a seedless grape n i’MM not about that life #nsfw #nsfc
think i’ve MMade a post like this before but watchin all the #nsfw posts go by n bein like yeah. banger. i’MM not into it but freak on hoMMie. is really funny to MMe
aight since everyone else is #nsfw postin i’ll get in on it just this once oh n #nsfc while i’MM here okay so i’ve said before i ain’t really feel any desire to pail n that’s still true but ion MMind havin MMy face sat on all that MMuch i can MMake MMy partner feel good n not have to be touched MMyself if i ain’t want so it’s a pretty solid solution for MMe n also soMMethin soMMethin MMicahh loves eatin joke i can’t be assed to fully MMake right now
i don’t really get horny but oh shit is that lasagna al forno hey neverMMind #nsfw
buckets taken care of. shit’s fine now. #nsfw
ohhh fuck it is drone season soon ain’t it daMMn #nsfw for MMention of drone season n shit
since that confession thing is goin again, i’ll throw MMy two caegar in now this ain’t a concupiscent one pretty MMuch the opposite actually but i up n think MMoiraillegiance is MMy favorite of the quads. no expectations to pail, n you get a real close buddy to talk to n help out. pretty wicked sick deal if you ask MMe you feel MMe #nsfw for MMention of pailin though
lord i just put away an entire platter of sushi n shriMMp teMMpura i think i’MM gonna bust #nsfw
one tiMMe a couple invited MMe to watch eMM pail n i said sure cause i had nothin better to do but i think I ruined the MMood cause i clapped n gave eMM a thuMMbs up when they were done hey guys if you’re out there MMy bad #nsfw
i ain’t got a sprit or a MMesis or anythin but i do got trolls i go to when the drones roll around to collect shit but i feel like that’s norMMal i can’t be the only guy who does anythin like that right #nsfw
actually before i hit the cupe MMore on that pailin thing. i ain’t ever felt the urge to or nothin but obviously i still gotta with the drones. i don’t MMind it none n it can be fun n all i just ain’t feel the need for it like soMMe trolls do. iunno what that MMakes MMe. i’MM fine with it now but i used to think there was soMMethin wrong with MMe cause of it. ain’t all that big a deal anyMMore i try not to up n think like that n it’s all chill #nsfw
not havin any desire to pail n then seein all the people on here postin the way they do is a lil funny. yeah cool pic. wicked writing. i support you hoMMies live your truth #nsfw
here’s the itchy fuckin piercings drivin MMe insane #nsfw i guess it’s got MMy honkers in it MMy bad https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/f888b8084449.jpeg
eatin cheddy MMac n the cheese ain’t the only thing that’s creaMMing #nsfw
MMan eating this whipped creaMM reMMinded MMe of the tiMMe soMMeone asked if they could lick whipped creaMM offa MMe shit’s crazy #nsfw
a wise troll once said if you’re not MMasturbating to MMe i can only assuMMe you’re MMasturbating against MMe and i don’t know who they are but they’re funny as hell for that #nsfw
everyone’s always talkin about pailin on this site and you know what i support you guys let your freak flags flap frantically in the wind or however the saying goes #nsfw
if you squeeze MMy ruMMblespheres they honk trust #nsfw
whoever invented pie needs to have their bulge sucked rightabouts now #nsfw
since #selfcest is the topic of the tiMMe i don’t know that i’d pail MMyself but i’d definitely have a MMajor sitdown with that MMotherfucker and n pass a blunt between the two of us #substances #nsfw ?
business idea #nsfw you go to the place right and you think it’s just your regular place to get down and dirty yeah but there are all trolls there to listen to you n talk n pap you when you need it n it would be called railz n pailz. i think i’MM onto soMMethin with this one personally