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I’ll observe whatever silly antics follow that. A detective’s gotta document everything.
=oXO i think its a good time to start searching for my new friends, friends who they got split up from again¡ we,re going to try a different angle this time' i still don,t know what they were all running from and i,m too scared to ask''' but that,s okay whatever it is hopefully it never finds us¡ or um them i guess i just also do not want to get tangled up in something awawa =oXO
some people are so dumb it makes me wonder if theyve ever used their brain before i can say some obvious sarcastic bullshit that no one could possibly take seriously and youve got at least one genius coming in to reply in full sincerity like no numb nuts i dont eat dirt for the nutrients but im sure you would

(°. it baffles me h𖦹w s𖦹me tr𖦹lls still can't distinguish between natural selecti𖦹n and grub abuse .°)
Brilliant idea! This must be how it felt back when someone first invented court jesters.
ab@ut time f@r this little lady t@ hit the rec@uprec@@n, i h@pe that y@u all have s@methin' t@ smile ab@ut in y@ur dreams, when y@u get there!! g'day every@ne!! -u-
Second nigh77 of 77eam building: 77eams Golden and Argen77 a7777emp77ed an ambush on us. Nei77her of 77hem have ga77hered sufficien77 in77elligence no77 77o be goaded in77o a7777acking each o77her ins77ead. I've used 77ha77 77ime 77o go over 77he rulebook wi77h our Clouder because our Clouder signed up for 77ha77 posi77ion af77er hearing i77 is a non-grief one. #ISwearIHave77oDoEverz77hingAroundHere

I, for one, am quite amused by this Writer. #DashWatching

favorite spider go
I fucking love spiders. I'm posting a8out this daily now.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hat dat mean https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/image-114.png
=oXO fun ant fact did you know ants take hundreds of very short naps instead of one big sleep¿ less fun troll fact this does not work for trolls' =oXO

Anonymous querist: "thoughts on casual/ friends with benefits" Quite fond. I believe pleasure is to be experienced however one sees fit. However, I simply experience a chasm of dread between my fingers and the message button of certain individuals who may have caught my eyes. That is to say, in modern vernacular, 'shoot your shot' if you so wish. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/ #qna #ama #suggestive #nsfw
much unf@rtunately f@r me, i'm s@mewhat stuck here until my m@irail m@ves her sessi@n @f the game al@ng. >n< she d@esn't need t@ c@mplete the game, i've been devising a plan t@ enter bef@re such a m@ment, but as @f n@w... n@t much t@ be d@ne. @n@ th@ugh, i w@nder whereab@uts all the carapacians that c@me by me c@me fr@m and where they head @ff t@?? maybe @thers can enter this space and leave at will?? hard t@ say, alls i kn@w is that i'm STUCK. >n<

I would be ever so appreciative.
c@ntinuin' t@ be aligned s@uls, y@u and me. its very l@nely @ut here in the v@id. >n<;;

No, no, yours would be nice. I'd appreciate seeing your knitting supplies dear. May I?

Negotiations are open and on the table.

Yes, I often long for the same.
Having a little sleepover at a bronzeblood friends hive~

c< .... i 4 ONe, quite liKe tHe HOrrOrterrOrs, actually! >c

c< NOpe <:) >c
I Am Constantly Discovering New And Terrifying Things About My Physical Form
kankri vantas shot dead in troll utah #violence #gore
terrible news guy you hate does soMMethin funny as fuck

My grubify is bröken höw the hell am I suppösed tö get my GRÖÖVE ÖN?

ooooh love a veggie sauce.

recipe please i must learn such techniques.
OH YESS ABSSO/UTE/Y >83 /ETSS MARK THISS DAY TO BE FOREVER KNOWN TO BE THE DAY /EPIDA FIDRAK REMASSTERED THE ART OF SSARCASSM THERE SHA// BE MANY PARTIESS IN THE NAME OF THISS GRAND DAY AND A FEASST IN HONOR OF A// THOSSE WHO SHE B/ESSSSED WITH HER INCREDIB/E TA/ENT >83

"OH NOES, MY CLOTHES ARE DIRTY! LET ME GRAB ANOTHER SET FOR MY VILLAINOUS ATTIRE!"

FUCK, YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT ALSO THATS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.
ohi am Sorryto h3ar thatyou hav3 todo that S3(

c< iM HaviNg awful, terrible ideas.... >c

c< i tHiNK iM gONNa taKe a Nap, Heres tHe fucKeN asK Me aNytHiNg tHiNg agaiN, sO yOu all caN spaM it wHile iM asleep >c
y'kn@w... its r@mantic feelins'!! its quite hard t@ exactly describe, unf@rtunately. i never have quite been able t@ place what causes it, and every s@ul ive ever wanted s@mething like that with never felt quite the same t@wards myself... @_@ its... hard t@ describe with@ut feelin' it!! >_<
yo its a song i ws jst finishing da lyrics B)
baby dont hurtt meee dont hurt meee no more

i think it's really funny to turn my badges on and off when i feel like it for the bit!

c< NOt yet, but, iM gettiN ready 2 ruN it bacK >c

tay would prolly fill Ur inbox Up lol
꒰happy strong as fuck ice mummy monday everyone ! Look out꒱

The fucked up thing is that if I were a character in a series, I wouldn't even be the main character. I'd be some fringe side character that got three lines of dialogue and then absolutely butchered by fanon. :[
:33 < going rock climbing with equius later. :33 < i hope he doesn't pull the wall off of the wall!

Mom, the guys with multiple alternate versions of themselves are being meta on my meta post. Come pick me up.
Ɏ cowboys a-a-are so cool i wish they were rea-a-al Ɏ

<<"is now a suitable time for a girl to do a spot of #yearning? but, um, positive style!">>
Firs77 nigh77 of 77eam building: We had 77o go down 77o 77he plane77 77o make use of a mos77lz uninhabi77ed archipelago. We are being spli77 in77o six 77eams bz six. Nei77her I nor mz five 77eam ma77es wan77 77o be hare. #Ge77Me77heFuckOu77OfHere
=oXO i think i,m going to spend today trying to befriend them¿ or at least figure out why they were sneaking around in someone else,s hive''' they didn,t seem unreasonable but they are a bit scary' or maybe i,m just easily scared''' this is the only troll i,ve spoken to in person who isn,t a delivery person¡¡ i will try to update later''' =oXO
=oXO update on last night; hive intruder upgraded to unexpected guest' i managed to track them down and invite them to come back inside, and we managed just before the sun rose¡ But i was so tired i just' fell asleep''' on the floor''' but I woke up in my recuperacoon¿ so i,m thinking they must be a nice person maybe''' ¿¿¿ =oXO
n@thin' i can't b@unce back fr@m!! @u@ they're a quite c@mm@n @ccurrence @ut here in the v@id, strangely. @_@ my captchal@gs are definitely feelin' a bit m@re sparse, h@wever. h@pefully them nasty pirates will start leavin' me al@ne, s@@n. @_@
God. good Dusk, Or Whatever. https://i.imgur.com/fxot9ch.png
strut p@d FIRMLY met pr@tein chute this evening. what a f@@l i was sayin' that n@ pirates is m@re w@rryin' than right @utside my respite bl@ck. was quite the rude awakenin'. ♤n♤

c< id liKe tHat! >c

c< its 4 sHOw, tHe HOstess is tHe ONe figHtiNg, after all >c

c< wHile iM still iN tHis MasK, id liKe 2 figHt, aNd/Or fucK sOMeONe iN tHis Outfit #Nsfw #viOleNce #suggestive >c

c< aiNt NO brawl, tHis is sOMetHiN reseMbliN veNgeaNce >c

c< yes! sOMetHiNg Has HappeNed, iM abOut 2 figHt 4 tHe saKe Of a frieNd >c

c< i MeaN, dO yOu Have sOMe aNti-Magic bullsHit? cause tHat dude is castiN spells aNd sHit >c

c< we gONNa get HiM tHOugH, just, gOtta plaN MOre >c

c< aNd id dO it agaiN! >c

c< iM gOiNg 2 sleep NOw, iM NOt revealiNg wHO i was, if yOu KNOw, yOu KNOw >c

[MM] is now Offline i need a kismesis, or somethin like that
peOple dO ask “wOuld yOu still lOve me if i was a wOrm” yet when i gO On rants abOut a wOrm yOu seem disinterested. perhaps i hOpe yOu were a wOrm because then there wOuld be sOmething likeable abOut yOu
NOBODY ELSE CLEANS AROUND HERE, WHAT THE FUCK.
== why are they called... in cells... are they... imprisoned...? ==

are yöu aware that yöu have rights?
new and revolutionary hat ideas? looking to change the world. ftw
2iince karkat ii2 now apparently a food criitiic on thii2 2iite ii2 there anythiing el2e ii 2hould know 2o ii can preemptiively take more tylenol and iibuprofen???
surely no *gets stabbed* muahahaha im jeff the killer and i have jeff the killed again
I dig my own grave on the regular.
the person who wrote jeff the killer could be here among us
(( finished a new selfie for Lucier. I'll be posting it when it's more active. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/897d9421f5ca.png
My hungry ass could not be 50 ants.

u hav a deal

u kno what that actually sounds cool af, so im genuinely tempted 2 take u up on that

💠~ Hey babes! I've got a new line of earrings coming out. I'll like, put the designs up the day I announce them here. You can get them plain or dyed for the pearls. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03e5d8a2d5b3.jpeg ~💠
i wanna make a new connection!! make a buddy :)
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
=oXO off to work now good luck everyone¡ wish me luck also please you don,t have to though i,m actually very good at carrying heavy objects and following orders =oXO

c< OKay, after tHat lONg, lONg tiMe, iM gOiN tHe fucK 2 sleep, taKe care everyONe! >c

[MM] is now Offline holy shit, i didnt think id make it that fucking far, but, we ball, i guess.... stars above....

c< i MeaN, if yOu fiNd yOurself iNterested, wHy NOt? ive gOt NOtes ON tHe ecOlOgy Of 'bits' ON tHis site, sO, gO 4 it! >c

c< OH, it absOlutely is, tHis site wOuld /NOt/ be tHe saMe witHOut tHe freaKs we Have at tHe MOMeNt, aNd iM ONe Of eM! >c

c< s2MacH acHe cured, tHrOugH tHe pOwer Of sHeNaNigaNs aNd a stupidly lONg bulge iN My tHrOat #Nsfw #iyKyK #seriOuslywHattHefucKHOwdidiswallOwtHatwHOletHiNg >c
Who in 77heir Righ77 Fucking Mind decides 77ha77 appropria77e workplace 77eambuilding for an unders77affed si77e is Fa77al Live Ac77ion Role Plaz? Who is 77his ironical genius? I have been comfor77ablz ga77hering dus77 in mz s77rife specibus for sweeps. Nex77 week is going 77o be #hell I am 77his Close 77o Qui7777ing 77his 77oxic Sludge.

c< My tuMMy Hurt 4ty dead, twO HuNdred iNjured >c
I COULD make a slideshow on the topic (๐॔˃̶ᗜ˂̶๐॓) Fuck yes, I am making a slideshow.

c< ....iM sO fucKiNg NOrMal rigHt NOw.... yOu Have NO fucKiNg idea HOw bliNdiNg NOrMal i aM rigHt NOw >c
a very hum-drum day @ut here in the v@id. n@ pirates in sight, which is alm@st m@re w@rris@me than if they were right @utside my respite bl@ck if im c@mpletely h@nest. @_@

c< id be lyiNg if i was lOwKey pissed Off because My aNger is /far/ larger tHaN lOwKey #refereNce >c

c< gOOd! >c

ill keep that in mind

c< dO NOt eat tHe saNd! >c
⫸ Malori +ip #1! Many people don’+ know +his, bu+ if you douse yourself in holy wa+er and +hen cover yourself in sal+, you can ac+ually wres+le ghos+s in+o submission! +hey usually don’+ like i+, bu+ i+’s a good way +o preven+ fur+her haun+ings a+ a loca+ion! #malori+ips ⫷

[MM] is now Online LP LP 6 MK HP
☀︎ᯓDiD Y☆U Kn☆w tHaT DeSpItE ThErE BeInG HuNdReDs ☆F BiLlI☆Ns ☆F StArS In tHe mIlKy wAy aL☆Ne ☆NlY Ab☆uT 2,000 ArE ViSiBlE T☆ tHe nAkEd eYe ☆N AnY GiVeN DaRk m☆☆NlEsS NiGhTᯓ☾

Wishing you a speedy recovery.
⛧i can't wait! i get to break out the embalming tools again!!! #genuinelyexcited⛧
it's not codependency if we're both doin it right??
☀︎ᯓDiD Y☆U Kn☆w tHaT ThErE'S M☆Re sTaRs iN ThE SkY ThAn gRaInS ☆f sAnD ☆uTeR SpAcE Is s☆ FaScInAtInGᯓ☾
I'm sorry, you may end up ≈ith a rainbo≈drinker in your block. It happens to the best of us. Its uh. Not terrible?

I am enjoying the commotion.
#OuTgLuTmAsQuErAdE
I Am Not Wearing A Protective Hat In This Construction Site. #nsfw
[ >YE ALL ENGAGETH WITH SALACIOUS BEHAVIOR THE SECOND THEE WAKETH UP? THE WIZARD DOTH UNDERSTAND THE "GRIND SET" BUT THE NIGHT HATH HARDLY BEGUN! GIVETH IT A REST! AND BEFORE THOU SAYETH "BUT WIZARD, WHAT DIDST THOU EXPECTETH? FOR US DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES?" HONESTLY NO BUT A WIZARD CAN HOPETH. DOST THOU NOT TIRE OF CONSISTENTLY BEATING THIS DECEASED HOOFBEAST LIKE THINE MEAT? IT MAKETH THE AFFAIR GET STALE QUITE QUICK #NSFW_ ]

I wish you nothing but the best.
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP IF SOMEBODY WISHES YOU A "HAPPY (INSERT HOLIDAY HERE)" THEYRE REALLY JUST TELLING YOU THEIR FAVORITE HOLIDAY! THATS WHY WHENEVER THEY SAY THAT I RESPOND MERRY CHRISTMAS :D #DRIPTIPS ARE FOR THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE AND BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDTION
im glad crockercorp isnt a sponsor of chittr.

I see it’s #NSFW time despite most of you only just waking up. Chittr is truly remarkable.

aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2c561c64274.jpg
7r0ll Malice Mizer save me…. save me 7r0ll Malice Mizer….
Gøøđ eɣenīng chīŧŧr!~ My, ŧhe sŧars are łøøk beauŧīfuł ŧhīs eɣenīng; nøŧ a cłøuđ īn sīghŧ. #nīceweaŧher #sŧarrysaŧurđay~§~
im usually a tea girl unless im at the lab but oh maaaan a doughnut and a cup of coffee out in the cold misty spring air while wearing a bathrobe? its a specific brand of comfy you can only have during spring i just love this time of year

For those that missed it, the tarot card for the day has been posted. The Daemon Tarot won the polling, so I hope you enjoy something a little different from usual.
☆~𖦹 It has been awhile since I attempted to cook something new. I shall go out to find ingredients and try something different today to see how it goes 𖦹~☆

Daily Tarot Card - Daemon edition. Asmodeus. One of the seven princes of Hell, Lord Asmodeus is a demon of lust. He is oft known for being sympathetic, witty and rather wistful. He is mentioned in the Kabbalah, Pseudomonarchia Daemonum and the Talmud under the names Asmodeus, Asmodai, and Ashmedai. He is rather gifted in the arts of mathematics, mechanics, and treasures. Beware of lusting to excess, allowing desires to dictate actions without thought to the broader picture. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e12ef8b4cff7.jpg

:33< i love doing crime :33

Currently winning.

In preparation for the daily tarot post, please choose between your top two contenders. Daemon Tarot. Guillermo Del Toro Tarot. #DailyTarotCard

[MM] is now Offline VOLCANIC VIPER

c< cupe tiMe! >c
smoking that shit that doesn't even do anything #substance
1 l1k3 l0ts 0f b34sts, my f4v0ur1t3 h4s g0t t0 b3 r0d3nts. 1 fuck1ng l0v3 r0d3nts.

:33< try drawing something else? :33< like a meowbeast draw a meowbeast

I hAvE drAwn thE dEvIl thrEE tImEs In thrEE nIghts... whAt ArE yOU tryIng tO tEll mE frIEnd...
I'd Say The Target Audience Of That Is Other Clowns. It's Part Of The Worship As It Already Was Said. Not Everyone Even Likes The Fact That Clownverts Are A Thing For It To Be To Draw In More Believers. In The Rest - We Are One Big Family Even If Our Views May Vary To A Degree, And That Kind Of Posting Can Be A Good Reminder About It.
>>| woke .up to .understanding .of what .i need to do. by the by, .i was .at masquerade. .i did not like .it. .it was .interesting but the .amount .of people going .out .in the same time made me .insane there, .i guess, .in metaphorical way. there was second ballroom, but .it was the very .opposite. so .i just left, not hoping to die boredom .on the paved floor. that .is that.

c< CNA, ONly a weeK away! >c
This is the claw for attention factory, man. We're all doing it.

:33< #myships
⚇ Suffering (Of Junkix, a heretic) 10:14 ⚇ "PLEASE! STOP! I SEE IT NOW, THE CARNIVAL YOU SPOKE OF. THE ENDLESS COLORS, THE FLASHING LIGHTS. I SEE, I SEE! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE AND IT BURNS, IT FUCKING BURNS! I REPENT, I REPENT!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
A wise 7roll has once said: Ughhhhhhhh, nooooooo.
I have ob77ained emplozemen77. I77 is no77 77he Archivanguard, bu77 I am now en77renched in 77he quo77e 77oxic slop unquo77e.

Ye★h sure why not.

💠~ Do you like, wanna find out how well it works against tetrodotoxin? ~💠

💠~ How resistant, babes? ~💠
T1TS? OUT CROCKS? ON HOT POCK3TS? COOK1NG NOTH1NG C4N 1MPROV3 TH1S N1GHT #NSFW
You saw nothing.
D —> What is blue and doesn’t weigh very much D —> Light blue D —> That was funny

some mes feel like character assassination except theyre me :/

c< i Miss tHis Old rOle Of MiNe #OutglutMasquerade its sO fuN playiNg a cHaracter agaiN after sO, very lONg >c

c< HOly sHit, tHat was fucKiNg adOrable, aNd i dONt tHiNK aNyONe else saw it #OutglutMasquerade >c

c< aNd tHey bOtH liKed tHe pOst, tHats fucKeN awesOMe >c
1T'S 4 M4SQU3R4D3 VR1SK4 1T L4STS 4 COUPL3 N1GHTS 1 TH1NK 1'M BUSY G4M1NG THOUGH HOT POCK3TS 4R3 TH3 SH1T >:]

c< iM sO glad i cut a space 4 Me 2 driNK aNd sMOKe iN tHis MasK, OtHerwise, id be crasHiNg Out >c
☀︎ᯓHaS AnY☆Ne hAd a cHaNcE T☆ g☆ StArGaZiNg t☆nIgHtᯓ☾

c< well, if yOu see Me, feel free 2 apprOacH Me! >c
(I c-can sense e-energy sometimes, but t-they're t-too far a-away) (when i-i was l-little mothmom p-put little r-radioactive hot p-particles in m-my respiteblock c-ceiling, like o-other wrigglers g-glow in t-the dark s-stars... it w-was nice)

Yawwwn! I'm not empressed. #T)(atsAn-EmpressPun #GetIt

I cannot tell if Dracula is hitting on me. Not an issue I thought I would have.

c< yOu did dO it rigHt, yeaH! very well dONe! >c

c< i MeaN.... NOt Half bad, Outside Of THe SufferiNg, but, liKe, Outside Of tHat sHit is cHill as fucK, tbH >c
>>| https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_031.jpg

c< yOu, prObably >c
Powerfully pointing slide shows are the best part of this job and this dude here has absolutely butchered it! BUTCH<—E—R<—E—D! I am trying to look like I am not paying any real attention, as is my job description but my blood pusher weeps, I wanna go hive, this is horrible, Cerm pls if you are reading this pick me up. #justoverseerthings
Nobody pays me attention- Hang on somebody's started sniper laser tag in the council, I'll be back with healthy heaping of self-pity once I prove I have a better aim #violence
The space is a SOUP and I am a CHOPSTICK (I)
Cerm is so done with everyone tonight that they are calling everyone by name, so I am going to now pretend to be productive. Send sign ideas if you have any and don’t mind me getting inspired.
Was anyone going to tell me how GR<—E—AT headphones are any time soon? Because I've just tried some and HOLY SHIP this is awavesome!
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Metatextually speaking, lol.
So a rose is now a version of doc scratch, Rankmaid and the Bulge Wizard are playing the game and Pot of Greed draws three cards. Anything else going on.
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🤗💛💛
It's really anything on here to try to make you furget they ate the heiress last sweep...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
daft punk really are robots pretendin 2 b humans pretendin to be robots
i have decided to start playing sgrub. wish me bad luck.
g@@d t@ hear y@u f@und s@me @ther s@uls ar@und!! H@pefully y@u can gather y@ur bearings fr@m there. @u@ and it was my pleasure!! the messiahs put me @n this universe f@r the sake @f helpin' f@lks find their way, i like t@ believe!! @u<
hmm... d@ y@u kn@w any tr@ll y@u can c@ntact?? mayhaps s@me@ne y@u have played a game with in the past?? @_@ any friends @r r@mantic partners @n y@ur c@ntacts?? @_@

c< iNdeed! itll be Nice 2 see yOu tHere! if yOu caN figure Out wHO i aM <;) >c

c< i MeaN.... iM gOiN as a persONa i iNveNted as a wriggler, sO.... dO wHatever yOu feel liKe! >c
᯽ um... it's "field frolic friday"!! ᯽

Woe unto me for being human and incapable of true purring.

c< tHe #OutglutMasquerade! its, aN eveNt beiN put ON, its lastiN frOM.... later 2day, tHrOugH tHe weeKeNd, its gONNa last abOut tHree NigHts >c

D --> Wordle 1,789 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D --> I gave up and decided to eliminate letters on guess 3

D --> I think everyone on the site should have a little horse badge as an option so that they can equip it and I can 100k at their little horses all the time
H88OT QUAD-REACTED MY POST. I MADE IT, CHITTR. I WON.
Time for #MyDuties .

robots are so cool!! i should make more :D
K--<i am not down bad im down good. im down normal. because im normal.

still amazed i made it so people can greet me by going "hi jinx" like. yes, hijinx! thats me and what i do!

✿ le𖧧𖧧𖥧ng sp𖥧ders 𖧧end 𖧧❦ 𖧧he𖥧r ❦wn 𖥧n a h𖥧ve can be benef𖥧c𖥧al 𖥧f y❦uve fl𖥧gh𖧧y bug 𖥧ssues, 𖥧𖧧s a lesser al𖧧erna𖧧𖥧ve 𖧧❦ d𖥧rec𖧧 ac𖧧𖥧❦n. 𖧧he webs 𖧧hey sp𖥧n are an added b❦nus ✿

im in a constant state of homosexual not necessarily crisis per say

ok fine it was a finite bunny beam not an infinite bunny blast.

Of animals oftenmost kept as pets, I think ants are probably the most noble. A million minds all working towards one common goal? Self sufficient? Stalwart warriors? Marvelous.

yahoo!

woof!!

>> th¡ડ ¡ડ unden¡ab1y accurate.

c< every secONd Of every NigHt.... >c
... Maybe. Maybe Someone Should Get Neutered #vagueposting

my scanners indicate an overwhelming homosexual crisis about you im sorry

D --> Hm, I do not have much to work with regarding you but based on that thread perhaps D --> Midnight, The Stars, And You - Al Bowlly D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fN-Xjpd-qE D --> (I am hoping this version works because the other results seem region locked)

hey champ me and your ma have been talking and i think we are gonna put you down #euthanasia

infinite bunny blast.
surgically melding together my own edible chalk out of smarties its for the bit
᯽ wishful thinking, but... it'd be nice to try and fill my quadrants. i don't think i would be very good at being a matesprit or kismesis, though. haha. ᯽
☆~𖦹 Flowers make for great company. I keep some around the hive and even have a room full of all sorts of plants :) 𖦹~☆
᯽ my flowers and my one lusus friend are enough for me. i think. haha. ᯽

Pot of greed allows me to draw two additional cards from my deck.

I love my wife.

D --> Leave a comment or reaction on this and I will send you a song I think suits you/you will like
☀︎ᯓI FiNd iT QuItE NiCe tHeRe's n☆tHiNg lIkE WaTcHiNg tHe sTaRs aT ThIs tImE ☆f nIgHt, W☆UlD Y☆U CaRe t☆ J☆In mEᯓ☾

c< tHat caN be arraNged! <:P >c

>> ¡ can try to he1p?

c< rigHt Here! <:3 just gOtta asK Nicely! >c

D --> Its a bit rainy today but I like that sort of weather so I don't mind D --> It is a good type of weather for staying in with my girls D --> At least once my work is complete
whats a guy gotta do to get a head pat every now and then >X3
worst part about using the public ablution trap is if soMMeone knocks soMMetiMMes i fuck up n say coMMe in
☀︎ᯓFuCk yEaH I Pr☆mIsE T☆ sTaNd wItH Y☆U T☆ tHe tHiCk aNd tHiN MaN 🤜🤛ᯓ☾
☀︎ᯓD☆In pReTtY G☆☆d, ThE SkY Is pReTtY T☆NiGhTᯓ☾

I encourage you all to take your medication if you have not already done so.
the ability to edit replies is only needed by those who look back in the past and regret what they'VE said. you need to be more confifent that you'RE always saying exactly what you want to
Nnnnew update add the ability to edit replies I beg of tou

Every day is #YaoiDay to those pure of heart.
its ab@ut time i hit the rec@uprec@@n, i'm sure i've g@t a l@ng night with the pirates again t@m@rr@w. have y'all a g@@d rest when ya get there!! @u@
my m@irail was s@ kind as t@ depict what i've been g@in' thr@ugh the last perigee @r s@. REALLY nailed the bruisin' i've been in f@r. @u@ min@r #g@re warnin' f@r y'all. https://art.ngfiles.c@m/images/7730000/7730693_3258139_tubet@ad_untitled-7730693.4128c5e7511ec3b22da861c5ac9cc850.webp?f1778653622
that's a mighty kind thing t@ call little @l' me!! @//u//@ take all the time y@u need t@ gather y@urself, its imp@rtant t@ take it sl@w in a place y@u d@n't rec@gniZe. @u<
und@ubtably a win, t@ be sure!! what-ab@uts d@es y@ur surr@undings l@@k like?? might help y@u figure @ut where y@u are and what happened!! @u@
what s@rt @f struggle d@ y@u find y@urself in?? are y@u @kay?? @n@
i have a deeply unserious bulge
>+. ANYWAY I GET TO GO HOME NOW. 00 INCIDENTS AT THE BAR! .+<


































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