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@neonAllnight — #sarasburbsession

well. this is certainly something to discover #saraSBURBsession

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[NA has posted a video!] [It's from the POV of around the structure Sara was talking about. A giant ring, about a hundred feet in diameter, centered directly above where Sara's dorm is. You can tell due to the Fifth-Seventh gates above it. Sara is standing off to the side, looking at the center of the ring, focused. "here goes nothing" she says to herself. Then suddenly, it starts happening. A small windy shape appears at the center of the ring, shaped like a drillbit, spinning around. Sara seems to be incredibly focused on this. Sara's face grimaces harder as she attempts to make the wi...Read more

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i think the game's trying to scream at me without directly screaming at me "COME ON SARA, DO A WINDY THING HERE" trying to figure that out #saraSBURBsession

oh yeah i found something i gotta do, a giant circular structure above the clouds surrounding the area where my house is, i assume thats where i can like... punch a hole in the clouds for me to build through? #sarasburbsession

well i'll be damned i'm above the clouds holy SHIT its bright #saraSBURBsession

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well turns out the fourth gate theory did NOT work, but i did happen to find a tower that seemingly leads above the clouds time to check it out #saraSBURBsession

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ok that was not as much of a concern as i thought basically just had to shoot their wings and fall damage took care of the rest #saraSBURBsession

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WHY ARE THE OGRES FLYING #saraSBURBsession

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guess i'll do the thing and check all the fourth gates hopefully the theory's right #saraSBURBsession

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long question from @armedLizards "How does SBURB work? How has your session been going?" for the second part, pretty good so far! now for the first part... [cracks knuckles] (i have not, and am nowhere near finishing the game yet, as such this explanation is NOT perfect) it's a reality-warping game that involves lots of personal character development, at an intense cost so it starts off with your group of players you've selected to play the game and entering the game itself entry involves connecting to players in the group forming a chain of entry, via placing machines with the end goal ...Read more

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crazy how it's already been nearly a month since i started this game #saraSBURBsession

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alchemizing outfits is quite a fun thing to do when bored #saraSBURBsession

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how to get past the cloud layer... #saraSBURBsession

ok just got out of the dungeon, killed the big guy keeping all these consorts imprisoned, freed them got some SWEET loot from this place #saraSBURBsession

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ok finally finishing up this questline it's about this one consort trying to find his missing friends apparently they've all been kidnapped and trapped in this dungeon im in currently this consort guy (he's with me)'s got a little armor set and sword its so cute #saraSBURBsession

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got a lot of grinding up ahead of me in terms of SBURB another dungeon to clear (finishing up this side questline i've been working on), as well as future training on other lands #saraSBURBsession

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i swear i'm gonna have actually completed my SBURB session by the time chittr slander 3 releases #saraSBURBsession

gonna try and alchemize some fireworks #saraSBURBsession

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forgot to post this question earlier from @dataControl "R U PL4Y1N6 ZBURB 470N3???? " nope got seven others in my session #saraSBURBsession #saraQNA https://forms.gle/WM8xkedXYBnq1nor6

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i think i may have unintentionally teleported trillions of miles across paradox space yesterday? i don't know exactly HOW i managed to do it, but if i could somehow get this power running properly, things could become a lot more convenient #saraSBURBsession

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i think i may have the most overengineered pistol in existence i could probably kill a small army with one shot #saraSBURBsession

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sa'byne's land is certainly sandy and rocky #saraSBURBsession

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Your name is SARA. You're chilling at you're 'puter right now, doing something or the other. Whatever you're doing aside, you can't think of a transition to talking about your variety of INTERESTS, so you'll just leave it here and hope people understand. You quite particularly enjoy being a part of VARIOUS INTERNET CULTURES, some of which (cough cough SCENE / GENERAL ALT FASHION) have influenced you greatly. You like to every now and then CREATE "HIGH QUALITY VIDEO GAME RIPS" (You are something of a SILVAGUNNERHEAD, having recently DJed their latest trackset INFINITE QUALITY ACHIEVED at MAGFest 2026. On t...Read more

real alchemy hours #saraSBURBsession

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hmm how does one get to derse #saraSBURBsession

i have no clue why i passed out for a few minutes... oh. that can't be good #saraSBURBsession

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yeah im probably gonna need to make a secondary pistol, this magnum could probably blow up a hive by accident #saraSBURBsession

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happy #firearmfriday! made this thing last night [A video of Sara's newest pistol, the MALACHITE MAGNUM. She flies down to an area with an imp, and fires it at them. It shoots with a hearty ka-chunk, and the bullet explodes with the force of a tank shell upon contact with the imp.] #saraSBURBsession

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went through the second gate earlier, looks like i'm at Karama's land now #saraSBURBsession

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ok tomorrow im doing it second gate #saraSBURBsession

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welp, here's the second gate i should probably be prepared in case there's no easy way back here once i go through #saraSBURBsession

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imps will really look at a consort and go (TRANSLATED) "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not even wait for an answer #saraSBURBsession

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[NA] is now offline! surely it can't be real, right? surely it's gotta be some... fuck... doomed timeline? yeah surely its gotta be a doomed timeline where it came from #saraSBURBsession

nope going to slime didnt help on prospit and still freaking out #saraSBURBsession (kinda)

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[NA] is now online! how was this giant fetch quest chain necessary #saraSBURBsession

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[NA] is now offline! grind time #saraSBURBsession

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just got a few smaller quests to finish up first before i can move on outta here for the time being #saraSBURBsession

i keep forgetting to write down what to set my dreamself's strifekind to #saraSBURBsession

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at times im kinda glad im away from all the nonsense #saraSBURBsession

shit does anyone with access to alchemy have a spare kandi bracelet kit i KNEW i forgot to bring something here #saraSBURBsession

when i win my session im making a cooler waterpark than whatever the condy's doing #saraSBURBsession

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gonna go alchemize a b u n t #substance #saraSBURBsession

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managed to alchemize a disk of this somehow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEM5sgWCc5Y #saraSBURBsession

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back home again #saraSBURBsession

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sburbing it #saraSBURBsession

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oh yeah forgot to talk about the sick loot i got from the dungeon #saraSBURBsession

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ok back from the dungeon #saraSBURBsession

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oh gog [Sara posted a picture! She is in the dungeon, and the room she is in contains a sliding block puzzle that is the definition of tedium] #saraSBURBsession

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i have a dungeon to go clear be back tonight hopefully #saraSBURBsession

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nevermind the ultimate drugs require a type of grist none of us in the session know of atm #substance #saraSBURBsession

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