♦ pitied by @peaNut
dont know if ive said this before but its all been downhill since i learned the tooth fairy isnt real
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/fuck%20this.png
:33< some of mew make it hard to be nyarmal around thats all ill say on the meowtpurr
COME ON OUT, BOYS! IT'S TIME FOR A #COLLAB! [∙]
Cronus is here.
▲too many girls, not enough time▼
#GaveUp on trying to speak Peanut I'm much too stupid for this. It's almost like I should have a team of scientists or something to take care of intellectual problems. Interesting.
-t's always am<s-ng mak-ng the port town sweethearts th-nk they're speK-al. Yo< really th-nk -'d settle down w-th a r<stblood a q<arter of my age? Yo<'re a warm body for my shore leave. Know yo<r plaKe.
vwait i cant get a trampstamp i havwe a fucking tail LAME.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You put any of these people in a room together and none of them will make the first move despite what they be saying. ]
I Got Asked If I Knew Humpty Dump Egg I Have Absolutely No Clue What That Is
I am too drunk and stupid for this. #Heartbreaking. And on Yuri Day nonetheless.
Trying to communicate with the silent species with no luck and he's posting himself doing the default dance. Heartbreaking.
WHAT DID I MISS. THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF ACRID, BEFOULING STENCH IN THE AIR ON CHITTR TONIGHT. CAN SOMEBODY OPEN A WINDOW?
The Drones Told Me They Dump Out Your Slurry On Purpose, By The Way. #nsfw #positive
Ughhhh my fucking hivemate stayed up all day yesterday and n꩜w he's asleep ꩜n the c꩜uch... N꩜w I can't watch Alternian Lusus :/
᯽ you know... the prairie's nice and all, but... i'm mostly isolated from everything. there's no one to talk to outside of that lusus who visits... i mean, i like being alone, but... sometimes it gets to me. sorry, rambled a little bit. heheh. ᯽
troll little caesar's crazy bread also makes me want to touch mew crazy style!!
S1GH TROLL S4BR1N4 C4RP3NT3R S4V3 M3
I'm slightly too drunk for this but that's alright we're gonna get there together.
Got too bored and now I'm trying to develop ways to communicate with my boy Peanut that doesn't involve the need for sticky notes and the Peanut Detection Software Mr. Strider insisted on installing on all my devices that blurs all Peanut-esque images.
Remember to take your meds if you haven't. Haha I only just remembered to take mine
I feel like enough time has passed. What was "Updog"??
Now Im Stuck On A Paradox Between It Being Worth Asking What Ligma Was Or If It Wasnt
only thing dubious about me is my evil plans and whether i have the drive to get my ass up from laying on the ground
my s key is broken.
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~~(__^·> oh it doesnt work :( <·^__)~~
1 M1SS MY 3X-W1F3, T41LS.
~~(__^·> can someone please catch mama up on current slang i dont know if i can handle more looksmaxxing talk and chudblasting arguments <·^__)~~
I miss my wives, they're in the other room right now I just miss them.
This image is so powerful but I'm too drunk to understand. Gogspeed, Peanut. Gogspeed.
H🕸️w 🕸️n earth did y🕸️u manage t🕸️ access Chittr? I've n🕸️t seen variants 🕸️f y🕸️u in any timelines that had this site.
I ACTUALLY HAD THE WORST FUCKING DAY IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE. HOLY SHIT? HOLY SHIT. I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY GANDERBULBS.
Smirks ooh baby
:33< i want to purrceive the fight night this time ://< i just dont know where it is
Ookay noo last thing befoore i hit the cupe anyboody want too admit they have a crush oon me this way i will knoow what peoople i shoould target in oorder too dissapooint
i am awake again. did i mizz anything imp0rtant?
assignment done! its sooooooo tough being the best at what i doooo siiiigghhhh
W4nn4 B3 S3x3d Up 4bus1v3 L3sb14ns
POST CANCELED WE'RE BACK https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/POSTPONED.png #cw-selfharm (ish)
gAmBy wOrKeD ToDaY. gAmBy wAs eLbOwEd bY A GuEsT. tHe gUeSt bRoKe tHeIr eLbOw oN GaMbY'S FoReHeAd. :o( GaMbY FeElS BaD.
i took a sip, sneezed and i choked and then it vwent out through my gills. hurts all the vway dowvn.
the meth0d for d0ming tall women is called t0pography. #nsfw
its so cold in My hive and for What??? i need like ten More blankets
has ☭he revolu☭ion happened ye☭
Yet.
>im fumbling so hard oh gog how am I getting out of this
I have not been fisted. With all due respect, I don't want someone's fist up my ass. #nsfw
I think powerscaling wise, Peanut could probably kill everyone else on this site.
im pissed when hes g0ne im pissed when he c0mes back
Chittr, I know I'm prime Real Est8, 8ut you've gotta have higher standards than this. A8solutely no self respect.
soMetiMes you just gotta lay on the floor and think about your life's choices like Why did i do that? Will i evr be a functionable troll in society? Will the narrative dooM Me forevr?
did you just what / is what you.. yes
craving soup. which is a cosmic prank upon me after i accidentally lleft the remnants of my llast pot out overllight, which was probablly about 1 bowlls worth. which i COULLD be having now.
Chewing on a pencil to de-stress because I don't have any jerky handy
goddamn i am fucking hungover lmfao #substance
.... not in that way...
kicking your butt kicking your butt kicking your butt >:0
BULLY I MEAN ACTUAL FOOD IM GUNNA KICK YOUR BUTT
anyone an expert in brofisting?
i ate too Much Meat and noW iM not acting right
// Had someone DM'd me on Discord saying they couldn't interact with Kurloz, just a reminder If you have one of my characters blocked, you can't really interact with the rest. If I have you blocked on a character, I can't interact with the rest! Be aware of this bug! So if it looks like I have you blocked and we've never interacted!!! Kurloz doesn't block people!
Ɏ my thinkpa-a-an is not very la-a-arge. nor does it cook the most complex thoughts. but tha-a-at's oka-a-ay. Ɏ
manifesting physical touch i want head scratches and cuddles etc.
uuhat the hell is a lesbian.
I hhave ggot tto gget mmy ddick ssucked #nsfw~<
1 TH1NK 1'M GO1NG TO T4K3 4 BR34K FROM CH1TTR FOR TOD4Y 4ND POSS1BLY TOMORROW, 1 41N'T F33L1NG 1T.
8ad 8itches don’t have the time for showering sometimes!
Okay but I'm going to turn around and there better a peanut badge waiting for me
troll family... troll family... i can be a troll Parent its real its real a #1 troll Parent mug in my HANd wow. wow. wo.w. wow
It calls to me The humble peanut
Your badge Give it to me
iM being bullied
attractiveness isnt inhrantly nsfW but okay pop off peanut
yeah, my p0int exactly.
thre is no fucking Way evryone on hre is supr attractive and MeanWhile iM ovr hre all chonky and shit
F33L1NG K1ND OF S4D... HM.. >:/
i d0n't even know where t0 start with this place, so i w0n't.
i think... i miss my matesprit.
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Bluh.
Yeah oncoming traffic here I come
[[Tandakatan !]] Yo peanut what's your type ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
sumbodi put a diaper on dis bxxxtch LMAOOO !!
:33 < got the whole 173ussy out
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bro shidded
dj freud wants everybody in the club to call their girlfriend mommy right now
>literally where did all the other team chud members go
(●≧艸≦) I DIDN'T MEAN TO CAUSE THE DAVENING HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
(´⊙◞⊱◟⊙｀) The fact I'm responsible for this feels like a crime in some fashion. #sorryeveryone
// getting flashbacks to when i was in a homestuck roleplay discord with 10 daves and i was one of them
(ó﹏ò｡) Peanut, you're the best person with this kind of advice! I'll do it!
(〃＞＿＜;〃) You make a valid point, how will I know if I don't even ask him? How am I even supposed to DO that?
(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ I don't know if he'll take me seriously, Peanut!! What if he's seeing someone else??!!
ok yea ill stop replying i get it i get it
(=°-°=) < OKAY WHY IS TH33R33 AN 33NTIR33 L33GION OF DAV33 STRID33RS RIGHT MEOW???
ill never forget any of this
oh no!!! i almost posted something really really mean!! gahhh whats wrong with me?? just kidding i think some people on this site should cull themselves #selfharm
goregle how can 1 long d1stance stop someone else from ch1tt1ng
awesome thank you
I am significantly less inebriated tonight. Has anyone seen Kanaya?
i wish i were you peanut
📞 Guys please pick up the phone. I have something fun to share :(
godammit i wus gon do the joke
Pea nut? At the same time? #nsfw
by god you people will fuck anything #nsfw...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
you know maybe i AM wall-e we are both dirty and live in the trash and put the moves on a sexy buttoned up lady who’s always talking about her caste’s directive
y is peanut kinda.........
Chittrites are cowards. Cull me yourself or don't try at all.
gang who let granma on this site
(\ /) i'm feeling a little bit. conflicted about something.
who up eateding glazz rn
well, then i'm not sure what else you could possibly expect from me.
WHY ARE YOU JUST WATCHING ME? SAY SOMETHING THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
well i can think of at least three of the top of my head, but i really think you're missing the bigger picture here.
>I’m gonna talk to new people and socialize like a normal person >gulp
i dunno. that sounds a bit dangerous, doesn't it?
>>| you're good. yet still, .all .other people .are so boring, that feed .is just .all gray .and no fun.
a solid argument. but have you considered the implications?
well we were moirails and apparently he was going behind my back cheating on me with another. on top of that kind of made me his servant by manipulating my feelings. i had a flush crush on him which made this all hurt worse and when joey stepped into my life she took every part of dammek‘s stupid fucking ugly ass thoughts and opinions and showed me i was worth something besides my blood color. shes really been there for me and helped me see a lot of it. i just… i’m hurting..
an interesting suggestion, but i'm not sure that's a good idea.
i know i know i need to calm down. this isn’t a good look for me but he.. he did a lot of damage to me and without him here to confront a tell off, well i just.. i haven’t really had a proper outlet for it..
thanks for trying to be here for me peanut. i’m just really upset right now in ways i didn’t fully understand i could be till now.
ugh. i'm having major writing block. love songs shouldn't be hard to put together without a muse!!
eXscuse me and while i have a full on crash out. #inneedofmoirail #crashingouthard #gofuckyiurselfdammek #nothisisntblack
Not the intention.
:33< alright mew dont have to yell at meow!!! :33< fine i think i k33p some in the back of the shop!
:33< uuuuh im nyat sure actmeally did mew check the fridge?
being pulled into a kiss by the throat. #nsfw
do u liek fish stiks
>>| starting to lose my mind.
((I liked this by accident as I was scrolling, then unliked it. Then I saw what the picture is and had to like it for real
you forgot the ooc button
How the fuck is he doing that. Im so fucking scared.
rping a character whose outgoing when im shy as shit. trying to figure out wtf people say when they talk. how do people interact. face to face. talking to people. i. uhhhh. https://media1.tenor.com/m/G4PI2h0MIJsAAAAC/skeleton-drop.gif
Pardon? I don't understand you..
mothers day was kind of weird for the both of us #incest
What is going on tonight?
the chittr mods gift you a custom badge and its a pic of how youLLLL die in the future wyd
hhhh...(e . e ❀) I....must...lock in....(O . O ❀)
hhhh...... (e . e ❀)
>Look what I have and you don’t!! :D #teamchud
(e . e ❀)
(e . o ❀)
📄
Hey chittr. Howv wve doin’ tolight? Still fucked up and horny?
crazy back pain B3
(O . O ❀)
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sleepy...
hhnnmn, ar wyou... frlwndly? pwanut?
hhnnmn, 8C
Yeah it's not fair! You got that whole secret labs thing going on though don't you? That's cool!
i’m not gonna be happy jade harley i’m gonna be me.
I wish when I went to search my name to see if anyone had any questions for me, that it wasn't just a congreg8tion of random users listing my name on their 'smash or pass' post.
whyz thiz guy zo obzezzed w/ me holy zhit dude leave me alone #vaguepozting
Sigh, what is a totally average troll girl to do..... If only someone could help me braid my hair...
i am never sharing a recording of my voice ever i hate it.
u kno what judgge me 4 my drinkin habits all u want but ervery time i get drunk it doubles as practice 4 work #substance
>skeleton in my closest help
W8, do palmhusks work in wate
I don't even have a neck to snap. But hey, that's just a theory.
i am a c0ward s0metimes
New theory. You were actually freddy all along. Yeah I dunno, rents due. But hey, that's just a theory.
i wr0te 0ut a wh0le nsfwe p0st and then deleted it. i simply d0 n0t have the nerve. n0t t0light.
✝+ Sorry, I don't speak ominous silence... +✝
⚓︎ i hate yo〰 all
I need a cigarette! Gog, I feel like I could just kick someone in the stomach!!!!!!!! #su8stance
>oh god
⚓︎ 〰〰hy is e〰eryone al〰〰ays pityin my posts 〰〰o〰ld it kill yo〰 g〰ys to like somethin once in a f〰ckin 〰〰hile
Some of you really need to shower.
i want t0 be under-desk 0ral supp0rt f0r latula pyr0pe send chit #nsfw #n0nserketp0sting
❀࿐ good evvening to anyone wwho sees this, i hope you're havving or had a beautiful day.
ok, ngl... 1 may or may not have flown 1nto a tree on my way to see t1nkerbull yesterday... 😔 #h1teverybranchonthewaydown #bodyst1llhurts
n0w listening t0: it will all be mine fr0m p0kem0n the musical i feel bad f0r p0kem0n (human fiduspawn) the musical it was d00med fr0m the start because it premiered in new y0rk city 0n september 15th 2001 which was a really bad time and place t0 premiere y0ur childrens musical
is something in the fu(king air, i’ve been here for so long just vibing as a hemoanon with ma7be a tin7 blip from someone on(e and now two people (ome in and (ompletel7 misinterpret what i am to tr7 and argue with me on the same da7
Super migraine hell. We collectively killed a man. Also there's a peanut.
that was so clearly drawn on
Nobody falls for the teleport behind and neck chop anymore.
before peanut killss me I jjusst have one tthing to ssay #ssicknasstyssunday wass awessome #violence #nssfw #impliednssfw
(இдஇ; ) UuuuUUUHUHUHUYUUYYYU
⚓︎ look im not TERRIBLE okay 😑
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
all upcomminng weeks have beenn canncelled because we have lost tbe days
you're a fucking freak.
:33< theres a time to meow and its nyow!
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
4get treatin me like ur pet.... i want u 2 treat me like ur awful horrible pathetic homunculus lab creature #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
How'th the coworker doing? Thtill creepy ath hell?
fuck you
HEADACHE. i will be going to bed early, motherfuckers. GOOD NIGHT.
P34NU7 Y0UR3 4L1V333333 1 W45 W0RR13D 8((
7H3Y 7URN3D @peaNut 1N70 8U773R??!??!?? N0000!!!!!!
H0w d0 y0u get 0ver an unrequited crush 0n a friend wh0s really nice and sweet t0 y0u all the time
w°uld y°u ®@the® h@ve unl!m!ted b@©°n but n° m°®e g@me§ °® g@me§ (unl!m!ted g@me§) but n° g@me§
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peanut| trustedYou. howCould youDo allTh's.
Please stop requesting drone strikes on individuals. They are already overworked and get confused easily.
dOn't sAy tHaT To mE.
If you're reading this, you owe me financial compens8ion! I take 8oon8ucks, gold, other various precious stones, and titty pics! ::::)
FUUUUUUUUUCK. I CANT HAVE SHIT HERE GRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRR
pins make for iconic moments cemented in the digital stonescape you fools are squanderin it wwith the outright fuckin laughable stuff ivve seen on your profiles
Perhaps a bit ungentlemanly of me to say but what does a fella have to do to get railed six ways to sunday around here? #nsfw
okay chittr here's how to make a bomb: step 1 [this chit has been taken down]
blowing my fucking shit up.
1 H4V3 B33N ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR 4 TOT4L OF 17 GRU3L1NG M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4LR34DY F33L FUCK1NG S1CK TO MY STOM4CH
175 0K4Y P34NU7, Y0UU C4N7 W1N 7H3M 4LL. 8(
"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L
anyone eelse seeing that shit who is dat
fuck was that
#boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored
> what d1d y0u d0
Not anymore.
I am going to walk into oncoming traffic. Goodbye, my constituents.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-26%20at%205.12.51%E2%80%AFPM.png
V^ My fucking tummy hurts. ^V
kind of insane that i'm technically related to more than half of the users on this site. it's like the biggest most uncomfortable family reunion ever. #myeyes #areburnining #iveseentoomuch
sweet bro and hella jeff
cant evwen compliment anyone anymore in this day in age. sad.
↑'m bored. ↑t's so bor↑ng be↑ng w★tched l↑ke ★ h★wk by ★ clown
https://64.media.tumblr.com/354daeea368b6b0c92258faa84ef6295/0c59dd3a46bcd643-ce/s1280x1920/b308a8fa379d49080d3028348f5d560294e0186b.jpg @RoseLalonde
Did you guys know you have to pay to eat the food prepared by the White House? What the fuck.
So I don't think he's going to hire me now.
T4K3 4 LOOK Y4LL: 1MG_4346.JP3G
you dont even care that i got myself panera
*t_el_ep0rts b_ehi|\|d y0u* "y0u ar_e alr_eady br_ead- FUCK i m_ess_ed up th_e li|\|_e"
................................................. i dont know what the fuck you are but you aint no goddamn gilf
>>hat the fuck
no im seriously pissed off now im contacting the artist and letting them know and theyre gonna make me another one but this genuinely ruined my day whoever you are im going to hunt you like a dog
I felt a sort of looming presence for a minute and then not at all. Funny!
alright which one of you animals defaced my bronze snoop dogg statue on the front lawn an artist made that with their own two hands have you no soul or any respect for the doggfather when i fucking find you youre getting put in the torment nexus
TEST..
i miss my matesprits, :(
My back hurts. I hate getting old.
> peanut 1 ap0l0g1ze f0r freak1ng the fuck 0ut 1 am a l1ttle fr1ghtened 0f y0u due t0 y0ur apparent target1ng 0f me but y0u seem pretty ch1ll actually are y0u accept1ng fr1end requests 0r anyth1ng
> @peaNut 1s th1s true ♥️♠️ yes ♦️♣️ n0
<] I THINK HE HAS IT OUT FOR ME NOW BRING IT ON[>
> s0mewhat? am 1 a target? ♥️/♦️ f0r y/n
> peanut 1 summ0n y0u aga1n are y0ur ulter10r m0t1vat10ns ♥️ p0s1t1ve ♦️ neutral ♠️ negat1ve ♣️ unable t0 be descr1bed