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@THELIKER ASKED!!!: DO... YOU... LIKE... THINGS?... MY ANSWER!!!: YES OF COURSE I DO!!! I ALSO LIKE TO MAKE THINGS!!! THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BUY!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: IF IN YOUR WORK, YOU ACCIDENTALLY CRAFTED LIFE AND IT CAME TO RESENT YOU AND EVEN DESIRE TO HARM YOU FOR IT POTENTIAL DESIGN FLAWS, HOW WOULD YOU APPROACH RESOLVING SAID AGGRESSION? MY ANSWER!!!: FIRSTLY!!! I WOULD RELATE TO MY CREATION IF THEY RESENT ME!!! BECAUSE I TOO WANT TO KILL MY ANCESTOR FOR CREATING ME FOR HIS OWN SELFISH GAIN!!! BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT!!! THE BEST OPTION WOULD BE FOR ME TO TRY TO TALK TO THEM SO THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE THINKING!!! AS A PARENT IT IS MY DUTY TO HELP MY CREATION!!! BUT IF THAT DOES NOT WORK!!! I WOULD LET MY CREATION ATTAC...Read more
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: NEED QUADRANT ADVICE. MIGHT BE FEELING PALE FOR AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF. WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS MY ANSWER!!!: FIRSTLY!!! I HAVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF!!! BUT I SUGGEST TO CONFESS TO THIS ALTERNATE VERSION OF YOURSELF BY REALLY THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE CONFESSED TO!!! BUT I DO KNOW THAT THERE IS A CUPID EXPERT ON CHITTR!!!! PERHAPS SPEAK WITH HER!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #SELFCEST #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@BUMMELBOOGIE ASKED!!!: IS THERE A PARTI(ULAR REASON 7OU’RE NOT LOOKING FOR A KISMESIS? MY ANSWER!!!: I WOULDN'T SAY THAT I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ONE AT THE MOMENT!!! HOWEVER, I WOULD PREFER TO FOCUS ON MY RELATIONSHIPS WITH MY MOIRAIL AND MATESPRIT!!!!! THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THREE OUT OF MY FOUR QUADRANTS WERE FILLED.... HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: WOULD YOU? PUT YOUR BULGE?? INSIDE A GUY??? MY ANSWER!!!: YES I WOULD IF I WAS STILL SINGLE!!! OR IF I WAS LOOKING FOR A KISMESIS!!! I HAVE NOTICED THAT A LOT OF THESE ANONYMOUS ASKS ARE FREAKED OUT!!!! IT MAKES ME WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE!!! OR IF YOU ARE ONE PERSON SENDING ALL OF THIS!!! YOU LITTLE UNKNOWN FREAKAZOIDS YOU.... HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #NSFW #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@YESTERDAYSPACIFIST ASKED!!!: DID YOU EVER LIKE, GET ANYTHING OUT OF THE CLOWN SCIENTOLOGY RAID OR DID YOU GET CHASED OUT BY THE CLOWNS BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO? MY ANSWER!!!: I SWEAR I LOOKED TROLL TOM CRUISE DEAD IN THE EYE BEFORE I BLACKED OUT!!!! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE PERIOD OF WHEN I DID NOT HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS!!!! BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME WHEN I SAY THAT TROLL TOM CRUISE LIVES IN THE CLOWN SCIENTOLOGY BUILDING!!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@CONSEQUENTLYOBLIQUE ASKED!!!: WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE ME A JETPACK WHEN I NEEDED IT THE MOST NOW I'M STUCK IN A BIG HOLE WITH NO WAY OUT AND I'M GOING TO DIE MY ANSWER!!!: YOU NEVER GAVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!!!! SO MAYBE WHEN YOU BUY THINGS YOU SHOULD GIVE ME AN ACTUAL ADDRESS INSTEAD OF PUTTING "SEND IT TO MY HIVE!!!" BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: WOAH! WHO’S THE LUCKY TROLL? MY ANSWER!!!: THE LUCKY TROLL IS MY DARLING VESICA!!!! ALSO KNOWN AS THE BULGE CURATOR!!!!! <3<3<3 HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ASK ME MORE THINGS!!! YOU SILLY LITTLE WEIRDOS!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: I AM PUTTING AWAY MY BIAS AGAINST THE UPPERCASTES TO TELL YOU I NEED YOU CARNALLY MY ANSWER!!!: THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE TELLING ME THIS!!!! EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW THAT I AM TAKEN!!!! I DO NOT KNOW WHY THEY WAITED UNTIL I WASN'T SINGLE ANYMORE!!! NOR DO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!! WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!? HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #NSFW #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@GESTALTCREOPHAGE ASKED!!!: DO I NEED TO FEED THEM ONCE THEY HATCH >8? MY ANSWER!!!: YES YOU DO!!! THEY WILL BE VERY HUNGRY!!!! ALSO YOU MENTIONED WANTING TO MEET UP!!! I DO NOT SEE WHY NOT!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: I AM INTERESTED IN THE SEXBOTS. ARE THEY AVAILABLE FOR RENT? MY ANSWER!!!: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RENT ONE??? THAT IS UNHYGIENIC!!! JUST BUY ONE!!! I HAVE A TWO FOR ONE DEAL SPECIAL GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!! IT COMES WITH A VIBRATOR!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #NSFW #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: WHEN WILL YOU BUILD MY MACHINE? THE INK MACHINE MY ANSWER!!!: BENDY WAS A LIL’ DEVIL THING WHO WAS BROUGHT TO LIFE ON THE SILVER SCREEN USED TO MAKE 'EM CHUCKLE NOW HE MAKES 'EM SCREAM IT’S BENDY IN THE DEVIL’S SWING FLASH BACK TO THE PLACE THAT MADE THE CARTOONS SING WHERE THE COBWEBS GROW AND THE FLOORBOARDS CREAK AND IT’S ALL CONNECTED TO AN EVIL SCHEME IT’S BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
THIS ASK DID NOT PROVIDE AN @ NOR DID THEY SAY THAT THEY WERE ANONYMOUS!!! THE INNOVATOR ASKED!!!: DEXTER, YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND YET YOU ARE SOME HOW MY GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT. EVERY THING YOU DO DISGUSTS ME. MY ANSWER!!!: UH...OKAY RUDE!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING #ABUSE
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: ARE YOU SSINGLE >8? MY ANSWER!!!: I WAS SINGLE A FEW HOURS AGO BUT THAT WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY HAS CLOSED!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@GAMGAM ASKED: WILL.TIMY DAD FORGIVE ME IF I AM A GAMERNOW MY ANSWER!!!: DEPENDS ON THE GAME!!! IF IT IS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!!! HE PROBABLY HATES YOU MORE!!!! BUT IF YOU ARE PLAYING A GAME LIKE BJEWELED THREE!!!! THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY FINE!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@GESTALTCREOPHAGE ASKED!!!!: HOW MANY DRAGONSS WILL BE AT MY HIVE WHEN I GET THERE >8? MY ANSWER: 55!!! AND MAYBE 57 IF I AM FAST ENOUGH!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED: CAN I HAVE VESICA :( MY ANSWER!!!!: FUCK NO!!!! NOT ONLY ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY MATESPRIT AWAY FROM ME!!! BUT YOU ARE NOT EVEN DOING A GOOD JOB AT IT!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SAD PATHETIC TROGLODYTE!!!! ANYWAYS!!! HERE IS A LINK TO BUY MY ONLINE CLASS ON HOW TO MAKE GENDERQUEER BADDIES FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@GESTALTCREOPHAGE ASKED!!!: DO YOU /IKE DRAGONSS >83 ANSWER!!: OF COURSE I LOVE DRAGONS!!! WHEN I WAS ALLOWED ENTERTAINMENT TIME AS A GRUB I WOULD WATCH THE HOW TO TRAN YOUR DRAGON MOVIES BACK TO BACK!!!! I HAVE WATCHED IT A TOTAL OF 150 TIMES!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@ABYSSOPELAGICCONUNDRUM ASKED!!!: IS THIS THE THING YOU'VE BEEN SPAMMING MY PRIVATE MESSAGES WITH 'PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE' TO DO? MY ANSWER: YES LMAO!!!! DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING #<>
@ROMANTICALLYHOPELESS ASKED!!!!: ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡ HI, DEXTER! CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? MY ANSWER!!!: FIRST OF ALL!!! THANK YOU FOR COMPLIMENTING MY GLASSES!!!! THEY ARE APART OF MY SIGNATURE LOOK!!!! NOW ON TO MY ANSWER!!! THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE!!! BUT I ACTUALLY ENJOY VANILLA MORE!!! OF COURSE I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!! HOWEVER!!! THERE ARE MORE KINDS OF CHOCOLATES THAT I DISLIKE!!! WHILE I ENJOY ALL VANILLA FLAVORS!!! AND YES THERE ARE MULTIPLE VANILLA FLAVORS!!!! #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: WHO WOULD YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCK RIGHT THIS SECOND???? MY ANSWER!!!!: THIS IS ONE OF THOSE ASKS WHERE I WISH THAT I KNEW WHO ASKED THEM!!! BECAUSE THEY ALSO ADDED THAT THEY "WANTED TO SUCK MY BULGE LIKE THEY ARE THE LAST BITCH IN THE DESERT!!!" HOW POETIC!!!! BUT ANYWAYS!!!! MY ANSWER WOULD BE MY MATESPRIT VESICA!!! THE THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO WITH THEM IS...I SHOULD NOT SAY!!!! I MIGHT GET JUDGED....BUT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SEXBOTS!!! I WILL JUST SAY THAT!!!! IF I HAD TO GO BASED OFF OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!! SHOCKWAVE FROM TRANSFORMERS!!!! MY ASS WOULD GET KICKED OUT O...Read more
ANONYMOUS ASKS!!!: NO CONFESSIONS. JUST HOPING YOU PROPERLY TAG YOUR POSTS. MY ANSWER!!!: DO NOT COUNT ON IT!!! THE SOLE REASON FOR THAT IS....THERE ARE A LOT OF TAGS AND I FORGET.... HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: JEFF THE KILLS YOU PART 3 MY ANSWER!!!: I DO NOT CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU JEFF THE KILL ME!!!! I REFUSE TO CONSIDER IT TO BE A GOOD CREEPY PASTA!!!! THERE ARE TOO MANY SPELLING ERRORS AND THE STORY DOES NOT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: WAIT. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? MY ANSWER!!!: READ MY BIO AND NAME!!! IT IS NOT THAT HARD!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKS!!!: ❤️GUESS WHO, DUMBASS. WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE. YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUCKED, MAN. YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO INDIGOS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. BUT I'M GONNA MAKE THIS ALL FEEL LIKE HIVE. COMPARED TO WHAT I DO WHEN I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR BREAKABLE LITTLE PENCIL NECK. YOU HEAR ME, YOU LITTLE OINKBEAST? SQUEAL. YOU'RE GONNA SQUEAL! YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO, TWERPASS! ❤️ MY ANSWER!!!: UHMMMMM!!! IS THIS THE GHOST FROM SAINT PERIGREES PAST??? I ALREADY GAVE CAEGARS TO THE GRUBS IN NEED!!!! AT THIS POINT THEY ARE BEING GREEDY!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A ...Read more
ANONYMOUS ASKS!!!!: JEFF THE KILS YOU PART 2 MY ANSWER!!!!: JEFF THE KILL ME ALL YOU WANT!!! JEFF THE KILLER IS STILL A MID CREEPYPASTA!!! THE ONLY REASON WHY IT IS STILL RELEVANT IS BECAUSE THE IMAGE USED TO DEPICT JEFF THE KILLER IS LOST MEDIA!!!!! IT THE ONLY INTERESTING THING ABOUT HIM!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: IM GONNA JEFF THE KILL YOU MY ANSWER!!!: YEAH RIGHT!! JEFF THE KILLER ISN'T A TOP FIVE CREEPY PASTA!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@REDRANGER ASKED!!!! YOU ARE A FRIEND OF JUSTICE, DEXTER! MY ANSWER!!!!: AHAHAHA!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT??? THE RED POWER RANGER THINKS THAT I AM A FRIEND OF JUSTICE!!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!!: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU PRACTISE EVIL LAUGHING IN THE MIRROR. ALSO, WHAT WAS THE MOST USEFUL INVENTION YOU'VE EVER MADE? MY ANSWER!!!!: FIRST OF ALL!!! RUDE!!!! MY EVIL LAUGHTER COMES NATURALLY!!!! SECOND OF ALL!!!! ALL OF MY INVENTIONS ARE USEFUL!!! THIRD OF ALL!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU POSSIBLY THINK I SOUND LIKE???? FOURTH OF ALL!!!! YOU MISSPELLED PRACTICE!!!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@BULGECURATOR ASKED!!!!: WILL YOU BE MY MATESPRIT!!!! MY ANSWER!!!: ME???? ME AS IN I??? I...YES OF COURSE I WILL AGREE TO BE YOUR MATESPRIT!!!! WHY NOT??? ...IWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWON!!!!!! WE ARE SOOOOOO FUCKING BACK!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@THRIVINGGARLAND ASKED!!!!: DID....YOU....PUT YOUR BULGE...IN MY PUMPKINS DEXTER....(E . E ❀) MY ANSWER!!!: ....NO COMMENT UNTIL I GET IN CONTACT WITH MY LAWYER!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING #NSFW
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!!: WOULD YOU?? MY ANSWER!!!: WOULD I WHAT???? SPEAK THE FUCK UP!!?!?!?!? HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING