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૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა You⁀really⁀should⁀be⁀getting⁀to⁀bed! if⁀you⁀don't⁀binkii⁀will⁀be⁀quite⁀disappointed.
Honestly kind of LOVING the idea of people not knowing who I am~ You've all got SO MUCH to look forward to learning~ Get ready for the best PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP of your fuckin' LIFE buddy~
ofc u do u were be||ng brve thAts Amz|ng :) b pro|d of urself
You made me chuckle so you should have something nice.
please drink a good glass of a water and lay down! i do that and shut off the lights and things feel normal for me again. stay safe fr- acquaintance!
c< NOrMal MOMeNt! >c
c< NOrMal HOurs! >c
It Is Okay To Have Pride In Your Taste In Music. ^,..,^
Supposing you weren't limited by ingredients, what would you rather have?
xx_hehe..._chow_lied_btw_xx
You are no where near the worst! Have confidence and faith in your darkest moments and that light within your soul will help everyone see how amazing you are!
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~~(__^·> im always amazed by those claiming to be model citizens and then i rattrap them in my scenes... <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> HOO! i know the spaces you inhabit! you cant fool mama! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw <·^__)~~
࣪⊹₊˚{ ugh.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ that sounds like so much work! who would even think thats cute! again, i remain one of the last people alive with GOOD TASTE + OPINIONS despite it all }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
So Much More Cuties To Bother On Here!~ #vagueposting
It Was A Cute Try. Just Gotta Be More ' Grr '. Ya Know?
I Want Someone To Ruffle My Nonexistent Feathers Please? #suggestive??
is it weird to say i'm a pacifist but not cause violence hurts people, like that sucks an all, don't get me wrong. but it's like the secondary reason yknow. anyone else get this.
Alright. Hit me up tomorrow or Sunday if you change your mind.
There are two wolves inside of you. Damn, didn't know ya were that hungry.
(„• ᴗ •„) Apologies for my absence! I've been building Epic Sauce his little nesting area. How fun!
Y◯u cȺȺn’† ge† m◯◯◯◯†herfuckiiiin mȺd Ⱥ† meeee f◯◯r h◯w I Ⱥn§wer my d◯◯r I†’§ my hive Ⱥnd if I’m nȺked †hȺ†’§ ȺȺ y◯◯◯◯u Pr◯blem #n§fw
☆~𖦹 Zzzzzz... hu-.... huh? 𖦹~☆
[ >FUCKETH WHAT THE LORD OF THINE LAND SAYS. IF IT DO NOT BE WRITTEN IN LAW, SIMPLY DO NOT GET CAUGHT_ ]
It is not for the best and also not enforceable.
xx_ehehgehegehge,,,_chchow_liekz_2_lie._which_one_is_da_lie?_u_mite_never_knowg_xx
YOu aare in luckk todaay, my friend, for I aam aa billionaaire lookking for aa worthy heir. I would likke to give you aall my money, however, I first need to confirm your credibility. FOr thaat, I need you to send me one thousaand boonbuckks post-haaste
daft punk really are robots pretendin 2 b humans pretendin to be robots
I'm norm★l.
xx_chchow_has_six_arms_xx
i get where you're coming from but my timeline really doesnt have the infrastructure necessary for rehabilitation, and we havent for 200 years
⚇ Blood 4:56-57 "Suffer not the lowblood live my wicked kin. Their bloods paint, their bones are ornaments, their suffering is a gift from the messiahs, you wouldn’t stiff those two most mirthful fuckers of what they gave us would you? Dig in. Show your respect." ⚇
Ook. i have fun dOoing it.
This platform is to be acquired and subjugated under the will of the Chief Executive Officer of CrockerCorp. Those who resist will be met with an opposition equivalent or greater until they are battered down into nothing. CrockerCorp thanks you for your mandatory compliance.
💠~ Okaaaay, I like, calmed down. Whew! Had a good hunt about it. Do you guys know any limebloods? ~💠
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Scylla/.png 1-Percieved so early-1 2-They seem curious about us~2 3-Don't peer too deep, we stare back-3 4-Can I keep them if they come too close?-4
ଘ꒰๑ㆁꞈㆁ๑꒱ɞ I sometimes get this sneaking suspicion I'm not liked. But why?
ok i'm getting the vibe that i should not start dating, what r u guys afraid of
BOO !
Depends o+n who+se trust yo+u care to+ gain.
OBJECTION! not with that fucking attitude
YOU CAN TRUST THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE. IF THE DEMANDS ARE NOT MET. WHAT TRUER PROMISE CAN THERE BE?
No+ted.
OPENING ARGUMENT! first off, through the power of unimaginable violence, all things are possible. so jot that down
Life is like a dark tunnel: you can't always see the light at the end, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place.
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~~(__^·> its do the dishes thursday <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> i fear men often give me a sense of nausea <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> especially those who attempt to claim dominance over me <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> you are a dog at my side, you are to serve as a statement piece and nothing more <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> is that so hard? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> to shut up, listen and behave? hmmm? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> perhaps it is <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw <·^__)~~
https://strawpoll.com/1mnwkmzw1n7 crashout poll for 5000 kult
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the dash is NOT ready for this..... 8EHOLD https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/thum8nails/048/340/257/small/stick-with-long-8ranch-on-it-free-png.png
Perhaps not two you but two me it is. :)
You c★n just block him, or the t★g. You know this right? It's import★nt to me th★t you know this.
quit yer fuCkin' #va6uepostin' about it, there ain't nothin' that'll be solved by doin' that. if i 6otta lead the damn Char6e, i will. we ou6hta fuCkin' Cull that Creep. y'know whiCh one. the one who posted that fuCkin' '6uide to the ladies.' i'll push it onwards without a seCond fuCkin' thou6ht. drop this bastard. #CullCronusampora
nah my kiLLLLing days are over. im just saying shit cuz i think its funny
hate to break it to you buddy but youre on the sociaLL media website for the species that LLoves kiLLLLing and vioLLence
c< agreed >c
it wouLLd be a huge win for feminism if we pubLLicLLy executed another chittr user on #yuriday. just saying
He's not an indentured servant! He would be happy to help, I'm sure! And you could pay him back in pets.
i )(ave actually p)(ysically ex)(austed myself in t)(e enric)(ment of my own slaug)(ter. it was good. i )(avent slaug)(tered like t)(at in a long w)(ile. t)(e indigos )(ave yet to respond; t)(ats fine. t)(ey can take t)(eir time, as time isnt an issue in t)(e relativity of faster t)(an lig)(t movement. now. as ive fres)(ly s)(owered and sit back down to my t)(rone... w)(at )(ave i missed...
☆~𖦹 Spoken in the tone of someone with multiple miniature skateboards in their possession 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 Humans find it very amusing to slide miniature skateboards along someone's rumple spheres. I know this because one of them did it to me once and gained so much speed on the way down that they lost control of the board and it flew out the window #nsfw 𖦹~☆
! don’t want any quads -- ! want psychosexual tumultuous sp!teful HOOK-UPS~
xx_btw_if_anyone_thinks_im_SEXAY_i_just_want_u_2_know..._u_miss_all_da_shots_u_dont_take_xx
世界の終末を想像しながらオナニーをする。差し迫った破滅の予感に、アタシはべたついて濡れてしまう。 #nsfw
lsten i supprot the fistin postin or ig antifistin postin we gotta start more diskhorse liek tht #nsfw
Human Biology Lesson #NSFW Edition. They grow body hair much more than trolls do, the intended design of which is to permit them to velcro together during coitus and deposit their seed.
†) I KEEP AMPU7A7ED LIMBS ABOU7 F'ER 7HIS EXAC7 REASON. #NSFW #GORE #NSFWE (†
oh...! uh! huh. vwell i guess its still an odd vway for you to learn? but not evwerything is the same across evwery timeline
!!! TROLLS HAVE NIPPLES IF THEY'RE MAMMAL BASED !!! LIKE ME!!!
i post like a crotchety old man, i get on, yell at my alts then i log off. yes my pants are up to my nipples.
" Yippee" " Yippee " Yay. :>
[ That sounds rather like it was a realistic scenario for you. ]
Husktop, Evaporate That Guy. That Guy Reading This. ;> #pusherwarming #inspirational
um? it wont be good for morale if they get trampled by the other squad either sooooooo??? lmaow??? ♥
omggg!!!!!! so excited for the new season~!!! new routine in the works, new train33s already sobbing because they can’t k33p up yet lmaowww 💋📣 if mew want soft smiles and easy practices, go scr33ch mewr pumper out with the band or whatefur. ch33rf33ders hit counts, stunt hard, and count up bruises like trophies, giving and taking ;3c i’m writing this ch33r to be roaring loud enough to shake the crowd and razor sharp enough to scare the competition. don’t waste my time unless mew’re ready to paint the field and thrive??? lol ♥
i think 7ou're taking this a bit too literall7, bud
I'm an alien, of course its retracta8le. #nsfw
↗️I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO WRITE OUT AN ADMONISHING COMMENT.↗️ ↘️goregle the phrase "weird alien loser".↘️ ↗️NAVIGATE TO IMAGES.↗️ ↘️and view a gallery of your own pictures.↘️
↘️are you fishing for pity by writing out some kind of stutter in this comment or are you being genuine in your efforts to portray your taste muscle wrestling against the confines of your misinformation cave.↘️
↘️the disgusting, vulgar things my worksquare neighbor will do to pityfarm attention from our fellow coworkers.↘️ ↗️"I AM GOING TO EAT A SALAD TONIGHT."↗️ ↘️so you are basically just begging everyone around you to denote that you are a proteinless loser.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY THROWING YOURSELF AT THEIR STEPPERS, AS IF TO SAY↗️ ↘️"please, take care of me, i am underfed and deserving of little more than a handful of invasive weed species to dull my stupid, sharp fangs on!"↘️ ↗️GROSS.↗️
not mad just worried
(sometimes i-i really c-consider just g-getting addicted t-to something) (well, something e-else, something c-cool, other t-than fanfiction, like, smoking o-or drinking i-i guess...)
࣪⊹₊˚{ IM GOING TO KILL HIM + EVERYONE HES EVER MET }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im going to turn him into a chum thats SOOOO FUCKING CHUMMED that you cant even tell it came from TROLLS!!!! UGHHHH! #channeling #myinnerempress }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ thats not very #cullquette of you, worstie! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
(han(es are none of that means an7thing and will not mean an7thing to 7ou. kind of pointless to tell 7ou, but 7ou did ask
i have it. for one hundred followers, i'm ripping out a pie(e of m7 heart. and then i (an do the 10k (elebration b7 posting hole. #violen(e #gore but not reall7
xx_dont_even_liek_my_trumpet_noises_,_xx
xx_BWAWUWHAHhh_BWWEHHHBWAAHhhhhhh_BRUPBAPAAAaaa_xx
☆~𖦹 Creating simulations of your friends culling each other sounds more dystopian than it actually is 𖦹~☆
Do You Havee Tthe One Where The Big Alien Is In A Spaceship And Kills A Lot Of Humans? :o)
💠~ Some of you are literally sooooo cute. I like, hope you know that! ~💠
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jorkin their peantis in the bucket #nsfw
they jorkin in it #nsfw
§eeeex #n§fw
oh do huMMans do that i always forget you guys use buckets for wildly different things than trolls it’s a lil wild to hear about
You can't stop me hahaha!
[ >NO FUCKING DEFEATISM UNLESS THOU ART A WEAK-WILLED LIMP-FRONDHINGED KNAVE_ ]
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, 21 notifications in two minutes. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
Make y-o-o-urself bigger and take up m-o-o-re space because y-o-o-u deserve t-o-o- -o-o-ccupy that space as much as any-o-o-ne.
go crY in a corner
;/ boo Yoч slag
boo Yoч whore
i;m bored: can someone die in front of me ;/ #violence
alright, it's been a few minutes. touch the post for some sort of magical, temporary effect.
࣪⊹₊˚{ whats bworff }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ are you making fun of me???? }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!!!! }*0*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-(((Has anyone else noted humankind's strangely limited shades of emotion? It is like they are missing out on half of everything)))->
thats what they aLLLL say untiLL you waLLk under a buiLLding and a piano actuaLLLLy does faLLLL out an above window LLooney tunes styLLe
i m3an i do it in a cut3 way and its lik3, usually not on purpos3 i<3 got a uhhh, 78% d3ath rat3 on mat3sprits of min3 but im totally worth th3 lay trust m3 but lik3 wh3n i g3t bor3d som3tim3s ill just, stab 3m yknow? or push 3m down th3 stairs
y3ah but lik3 wh3n i kill ppl its too cut3 i wanna do it in an 3<il way
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☆ it ain’t bad but it ain’t no nine inch nails☆
honestly name a better song, i'll wait !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZNFnafF_9k
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[LOU$Y #EO WHO'$ NOT ON #HITTR YET, HE $ELL$ $#UTTLEBUGGIE$]
NO ITZ NOT (TT.TT)
iz it bc itz in alternian or
I agree. Writing headcan9ns f9r real pe9ple is invasive and weird, and directly @ing said pe9ple in a headcan9n p9st is d9u6ly weird. We sh9uld all take a sec9nd t9 reflect and ask 9urselves if we are really 9kay with the pr9spect 9f assuming we kn9w an9ther pers9n 6etter than they kn9w themself.
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ YOU ARE SO SMART!!! I can't be lame and panicky if I'm high!!! #substance ʚ♡ɞ
The Headcanon Bot Is Very Fascinating It Is Too Bad I Do Not Have A Single Thought To Give To It
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) That’s okay! It's the thought that counts.
BARK BARK BARK BARK...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
Yes!!! Do you want Rabies too???
I like your vibes hey @galacticMystic I think I got a bud you'd vibe with
c< i MeaN, sOMetiMes tHe wOrryiNg tHiNgs are bits, sOMetiMes tHey areNt, liKe tHe OtHer day, i lOst aN arM, NOt a bit, but, sHrug, it HappeNs, tHe rabies tHiNg, prObably a bit, wHO KNOws? >c
no an no. stop tryin to have a handle on it an it'll be easier to get by man..
idk if anyone ever told you this but the words on your screen are sometimes a bit.
(\ /) i won't. let them
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I sEE, sO yOU mUst hUrt yOUrsElf In OrdEr tO EnjOy It lAtEr? dElAyEd mAsOchIsm OnE cOUld sAy.
I believe it’s funnier not to, for now. Heehee.
Did you know the doomed timeline versions of yourself are free? It’s true! They make very lovely body doubles!
lMao trolls get useD to it as wrigglers, but youre catching up! Maybe one Day youll learn to APPRECIATE the holy violence! :o)
c< HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaa NO NO its NOt dONt wOrry, yOull get tHe HaNg Of it sOON >c
then dxe x guess axn't shxt you can do
now i ain't no fan of this zebruh feller either, but that last one was 6enuinely fuCkin' abusive, awful, and slimy. he done earned 6ettin' himself Culled like that. let's at least 6ive this one a fair shake before we 6o feedin' 'em to the howlbeasts.
mmmmmm... its not really in the spirit of the question but you seem like a nervous wreck so Sure.
They lets me hit cause I'm percuiliar #vagueposting #suggestive
You'll understand one day!
For the record darlings, more than one of my component souls is a mother in alternate timelines. Take that as you will!
🧩 I'm putting you in the trap first.
🧩 Game night in the suspiciously trap shaped warehouse, who's in?