♦ pitied by @percussiveInjury
⚞ OKAY. OLD POST CENSORED. Releasing a NEW VERSION soon. WITH LESS CAMELTOE. #nsfw ? ⚟
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHY THE FURRCK IS MR. PENIS EVEN A THING?? I'M BUSY CRYING!!
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
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★ Whøever put salted nutritiønal squares in my dressing røøm needs tø be fired immediately. "Øh! Yes! He needs tø film tøday? Let me just remøve all øf the møisture frøm his møuth sø he can struggle thrøugh his lines." If I døn't get a water in 30 secønds, I'm breaking my palmhusk. ★
If the knicks lose im sacrificing the next person i see post..
Something like that, yeah!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i waz an engineer. i w0u1d make 0dd 1itt1e thingz. [END MESSAGE]
- shut up! you pick your sorry self up right now! - all of that negative talk isnt going to get you anywhere!!! - pull up your britches and start caring! - wallowing doesnt suit you!
xx_chchow_okay._she_had_a_cry._she_has_a_picture_to_share._she_doesnt_wanna_talk_about_it https://iili.io/Cd1yexj.png_xx
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hahaha. haha. ha.
a crock pot of variiou2 mental iillne22e2.
With great power and status comes great temerity.
Thats the fun part
THEY DONT
=oXO yes =:( goredasher friend' my fault kind of '''' he said it wasn,t but it sort of was' but anyway i,m glad you,re not too injured¡¡ it can be blinding if not fatal so make sure to rest your eyes well too¡¡¡ be safe okay¿ =oXO
i lived bitch #nsfw #nsfwe #mpreg #gore #violence #unfortunatelysodidthisstupidbaby
:33 < when will i be invited to smash bros? :33 < i want to kick mario's t33th in
Day 3 of the same quest, these don't expire...do they?
I dont think this is working You might be too nice for your own good, I donte know, maybe take up butlering that seems like a good jobe for you
[d1alogue] [exc] -K1cked out the funct1on for acc1dentally referr1ng to 1t as a “mommy” board.(0.1946)
W3LL... MOST CLOWNS, BUT 1 KNOW SOM3 CH1LL ON3S.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸f 𝙸 post good they'll pick me, they will
oh chitt on it I accidentally deleted my account trying to delete one I had for a 8it gog damn it
Oh my goodness that’s so embarrassing. CRUMB! Not thumb!!!! I was too tired to be typing I guess…
Hm. Theoretically. I could have the perfect masquerade fit, if I were to go. Not saying I would but if I did
☆~𖦹 Zzzzzz... hu-.... huh? 𖦹~☆
O-> I Feel Like I'll Melt Into+ A Puddle Under The Earth Sun, Go+o+dness.
xx_ANOTHER_ONE!!!_OF_HER_SIGNATURE_DECEPTIONS!!!!!!_(she_doenst_liek_to_lie_she_joaking_she_only_doing_it_for_da_bit_right_now_on_dis_post._she_has_2_armz)_xx
NEW UPDATE: ADD MORE #COLLABS. [⠶]
💠~ Shaaaaaame. Sounds nice, but like, I need lime right now, babes. ~💠
i was pretty confident phuntr/kryqus on the ballot would have a great shot at winning the presidency when the time rolls around but now i'M not sure how we'LL fare if fucking obama/obama is in the running
CAN A CHARITY ? 5PLIT THE ATOM ? CAN A CHARITY ? REDI5COVER THE DIRAC 5EA OF , INFINITE EQUATION5 , TO BE DDDDDELVED WITHIN AND 5WALLLLLOWED TO THEN BE VOMITED OUT QUADRATIC5 AND INFORMANT5 BEYOND KNOWN REA5ON ? CAN A CHARITY BUILD ROCKET5HIP5 FROM 5CRAP, AND 55555HAPE KNOWN REA5ON WITH A THOUGHT-REA5ON5? I REA5ON NOT. TO LEND TO CHARITY I5 TO HURT THO5E WHO RECEIVE IT FOR THEY HAVE NO RRRRREA5ON TO NOT REA5ON THE CHARITY WILL REA5ON ONCE AGAIN TO REA5ON UPON ... THEM ... A ! 5AD 5AD 5AD 5AD 5AD CYCLE !!!!! 55555HAME !!!!! FOR THI5 REA5ON YOU MU5T IMMEDIATELY INVE5T THI5 MONEY INTO AT LEA5T AA 5% GRO55 TRI5WEEP INCOME PORFOLIO. IT I5 THE ONLY REA5ONABLE THING TO . DO .
~~(__^·> mamas got servants thursdays their day off :( <·^__)~~
:33< scary shit :((
https://strawpoll.com/1mnwkmzw1n7 crashout poll for 5000 kult
THIS IS IT IT'S ALL OVER WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES THE MULTIVERSAL SEX OFFENDER EXIST HOLY SHIT
the dash is NOT ready for this..... 8EHOLD https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/thum8nails/048/340/257/small/stick-with-long-8ranch-on-it-free-png.png
the reAl qesust|on to Ask |s: hwo do | gt one wrt|ten About me!
Job based on name actually. Basically typecast but I really enjoy the work so, can't complain!
speeCh is the weapon of the Civilized man, and i am feelin' mi6hty fuCkin' unCivilized.
it can be whatever heLLps you sLLeep better at day. dont think too hard about it -v-
☆~𖦹 Spoken in the tone of someone with multiple miniature skateboards in their possession 𖦹~☆
! don’t want any quads -- ! want psychosexual tumultuous sp!teful HOOK-UPS~
do i talk/post/worry about my body too much? ._. #nsfw #suggestive
Human Biology Lesson #NSFW Edition. They grow body hair much more than trolls do, the intended design of which is to permit them to velcro together during coitus and deposit their seed.
sorry you had to learn that from one of my alts.....?
I am not cheesed to meet you. I will never be cheesed to meet you. I hate you.
I Do. :<
Husktop, Evaporate That Guy. That Guy Reading This. ;> #pusherwarming #inspirational
There Has Been Something Like A Cultural Exchange. :> that Being Said, X And Y Are Just Okay.
They Pity Me, But I Am Simply " Breaking It Down " " Sensitive Style ". https://i.imgur.com/3u7nxsp.gif
omggg!!!!!! so excited for the new season~!!! new routine in the works, new train33s already sobbing because they can’t k33p up yet lmaowww 💋📣 if mew want soft smiles and easy practices, go scr33ch mewr pumper out with the band or whatefur. ch33rf33ders hit counts, stunt hard, and count up bruises like trophies, giving and taking ;3c i’m writing this ch33r to be roaring loud enough to shake the crowd and razor sharp enough to scare the competition. don’t waste my time unless mew’re ready to paint the field and thrive??? lol ♥
i'm starving. man, i really miss having taco bell. :( do trolls have that? troll-taco-bell? troll-chalupa?
You will soon find out, unfortunately.
"= i'm feeling like a concept right now. which means. it is imperative. i get in my tube bye. ="
(Which i-i don't h-have... Oh w-well, ao3 i-is still f-free for n-now)
࣪⊹₊˚{ thats not very #cullquette of you, worstie! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Not if you play it wrong! I don't know how to play brass instruments!
\/\/ho needs s/eep any\/\/ay
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I αccidentαlly deleted my αccount αnd didn't feel like remαking my αccount until now. }{i. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
I'm afraid I can't do time shit that was another dudes thing. Besides uh. I'm blind.
D --> Jade I do not want you to test this theory. Besides leave this other humans post be.
D --> I think it is what people call a "bit"? I am. Unsure.
nooo the risk is too high :(
everyone should eat a cheeseburger if they get sad that will fix it
i m3an what if that dud3 u kill3d 3ats grubs or som3thing u could b3 doing lik3 a total s3r<ic3 what was that 3<il moustach3 dud3 for 3arth? killing him wouldnt b3 3<il right? fuck ow my h3ad :< too much thinking
Sweeps ago, #MacroCullsmos actually had a cartoon mascot to represent the company. He's since been retired from official marketing, but his legacy lives on. His name is Macro Falco. Goregle him if you'd like to learn more. #Business #Marketing - MC Oleana
Today, I'm taking a rest day and have hardly gotten out of bed unless necessary. I've managed to fully drain my battery, but I did still get in time with those I had planned to, which makes me feel quite happy!
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[LOU$Y #EO WHO'$ NOT ON #HITTR YET, HE $ELL$ $#UTTLEBUGGIE$]
you never know! think about it
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ YOU ARE SO SMART!!! I can't be lame and panicky if I'm high!!! #substance ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ UMMMMMMMM!!! Yeah no I don't think we have that :/// ʚ♡ɞ
well yes, but also, uh. pills? I don't know what the troll slang is for it
ʚ♡ɞ I'm feeling likeee this super weird feeling of impending guilt and like doom??? UMMM!!! I kinda likeee don't like it at all??? ʚ♡ɞ
That's just how it is TBH. Anyone who makes memes should get that atp.
anyways how does one partake in this smash or pass trend
c< i MeaN, sOMetiMes tHe wOrryiNg tHiNgs are bits, sOMetiMes tHey areNt, liKe tHe OtHer day, i lOst aN arM, NOt a bit, but, sHrug, it HappeNs, tHe rabies tHiNg, prObably a bit, wHO KNOws? >c
(\ /) i won't. let them
c< yOu caN just asK! >c
✦ Https://files.catbox.moe/i3x28q.gif ✦ Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo......................................... ✦ Ahhhh ✦ Its ✦ Whatever ✦ Atleast ✦ I ✦ Know ✦ Not ✦ To ✦ Trust ✦ Tenor
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Okay wait that's not what I meant