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B33< selfcest is always worth it lmeow
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I am pleased to announce my administration has gained a new member of the Cabinet. Due to the increase in posting of "SBURB" and "SGRUB," a new position of the Cabinet has been created and filled. I am pleased to announce Miss Nyrita, AKA @bummelBoogie, as Secretary of SBURB affairs. I have attached a portion of their application, which further explains their abilities. "Few players, even godtiers, understand their roles. Even those who do only understand their roles. I have spent the last three sweeps studying the game, poking through ruins of lands, and putting together a working knowledge of classpects and the various twists and turns of SBURB as a whole, even if the game is made entirely of edge cases. Furthermore, I am capable of replicating just about any classpect due to my knowledge, a feat very rarely rivaled. Also you saw me turn into a denizen and pull out the soul of Earth C, that’s the kind of shit I’m on." (She did do that, and it was in fact pretty cool).
shit. dammit
real shir
TRUE !!!!!!!
daily reminder: women
>+. AUGH!! THE GOO LEAKED IN!!! MY BOOTS ARE COMPROMISED!!!! MY *SOCKS!!!!!* .+<
DOES ANYONE HERE GET THE URGE TO HUNT SOMEONE DOWN FOR SPORT?
BREAKING NEWS: We were shocked at how high it was ourselves! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: After a brisk scroll through Chittr it's been discovered the userbase is a whole 1% cishet people. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
I think I wwill constrict both husbands like a horrible sea serpent an smooch 'em
Oh, I see that Doc's going through catching up on following new folks. I shall look forward to seeing all the reactions
I do believe it is unfortunately inevitable.
pondering.
>+. WHEN I STOP FEELING ICKY I'M GONNA DO THINGS TO HIM .+<
My current goal in life is to get close enough to Doc Scratch to toss a Kraft Single on his bald head and have it stick. Bonus points if he doesn't notice, but that is highly unlikely.