@sardonicDaydreams — #satire
၄⋆၃ if i were to ever die whixh i will not bexause xennox never dies not bexause im immortal or some xrazy xrap but bexause no one (who is alive) desires to murder me at the moment anyways IF i were to die i require everyone to xut their bangs straight axross bexause itd be really fuxking funny if everyone had fuxking blunt bangs bexause i xroaked #satire
၄⋆၃ fuxk i just wondered are me and yiffy seen as dot dot dot STR*IGHT dot dot dot bexause i am not a man but i use he/him but im also not not a man bexause its so simple saying "yes i am man" but like also im genderqueer bexause im the queerest queer to ever queer the dreaded heterosexual xurse hits onxe again #satire #idontreallyxare
၄⋆၃ i think i deserve a treat for my suxxess (eats a handful of edibles) #substanxe #satire
၄⋆၃ yo whens #TheListless hopping on xhittr so i xan hate reaxt all his posts question mark if that ass xould get on xhittr then that means other trolls from my timeline xan and im feeling full of hate #satire
၄⋆၃ i have made at least 3 typos tonight i must kill myself #xw-self-harm #violenxe #satire
၄⋆၃ if you hate my xhitts im just going to assume you want to pail me or some shit oh you hate me sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad :) you hate me so muxh it makes you look stupid shout pole :) #satire #suggestive
၄⋆၃ puts on a long ass wig and stands in a breezy field with my baxk turned to you im also wearing a flowy white dress or some shit no you do not remember my faxe yes ive been dead for sweeps and you oxxasionally think about me #satire
၄⋆၃ guys the prixes of east alternian animation figures are greatly inxreasing shout pole the prixe of a single figure has gone up by at least 300 perxent if youre worried about this dot dot dot look up east alternian inflation to learn more about this tragix topix that is not allowing me to buy more figures :( #JOKE #SATIRE #nsfw
၄⋆၃ reminded of wireplay thinks about wireplay really hard bo na r #suggestive #nsfw #satire #joke
၄⋆၃ twink has a fuxkass hairxut wears tinted glasses wears turtlenexk sleeveless sweaters with flowy blouses underneath has 5 of the same pair of striped tights gog someones gotta put me down #JOKE #satire
၄⋆၃ my hungry ass xould NOTTTTTT be a neuro surgeon #referenxe #satire
၄⋆၃ i get you humans xan name your kid whatever you want when you pop them bitxhes outta your vagina but you landed on JOHN question mark sorry we xant be friends if your name is john #satire
၄⋆၃ ANYWAYS im about to start live xhitting this xrazy pailing session im having #nsfw #SATIRE #IMJONKLING
၄⋆၃ normalize just dexiding someone is your quadmate :) you yes YOU are in a quadrant now and we're having sponge xake in a few minutes :) #satire #donotdothis