@sardonicDaydreams — #joke
၄⋆၃ partner didnt laugh at my joke kill her #joke #silly
၄⋆၃ aaaauughgghgh xold sweat from fever please someone kill me this is agonizing #joke #silly #donotaxtually
၄⋆၃ sneezed and i think i saw the meaning of the universe #joke
၄⋆၃ putting on my list of things to do tomorrow soft boil egg just one egg #joke #silly
(( Lowkey hopping off chittr for tonight. All of my accounts. Not just Xennox. If I were let loose like this I think I would wind up banned for being a total asshole. #joke #imsillyimsillyimsillyimsillyimsillyimsosilly
၄⋆၃ i am going to be so annoying for at least 3 nights bexause i get #manxolds whixh means i will xomplain about a xold as if it will kill me and then as soon as im better i will axt like it was worse than any illness ive ever had #joke
၄⋆၃ puts my hands on your faxe to spread my germs to you let us be sixk together #silly #joke
၄⋆၃ if i die from this dreaded illness dot dot dot (i wont) id like for there to be a sxreen next to my fuxking xasket that just has a pixture of myself with the xaption "what does/did he even do" #silly #joke
(( HOME. I'M NOT LEAVING MY BED FOR AT LEASTTTTTTT 10 HOURS #JOKE
၄⋆၃ slept so long and now my entire hive smells dot dot dot burnt question mark i think im finally having a stroke #silly #joke
၄⋆၃ street harassments but instead of whistling at women i instead pixk a random man and yell at him from axross the street that he looks like shit #joke #publixmenaxe
၄⋆၃ ponders #thevoixes are great xonversationalists #joke #silly
၄⋆၃ by the wayyyy the voixes say hi and that their names are xarlos1 xarlos2 and xarlos3 #joke
၄⋆၃ lets play a betting game will taking this edible turn me into a) a paranoid mess due to #thehorrors b) the freak meister x) inxomprehensibly stupid d) the eepy sleeper vote below #joke #substanxes #suggestive
၄⋆၃ what if i introduxed @doorGuy to yaoi question mark what then question mark what will happen if doorguy has axxess to pirated yaoi question mark #joke #silly
၄⋆၃ i see a xipher and i shudder in fear #joke
၄⋆၃ not religious but i need to believe in SOME SORT OF HIGHER POWER if i want to xope with these feelings preferably not an entity that has dubious intentions taking deity applixations #joke
၄⋆၃ rexently ive looked in the mirror and i just go "is that really me" i dont look like myself i mean i do its just i feel like i look foreign thanks hastur for giving me body dysmorphia and a never ending sense of dread and self doubt #joke #halfjoking #onlyalittlejoking
၄⋆၃ the voixes do not fuxks with you throwing you into the trash xompaxtor #joke #violenxe
၄⋆၃ would you all still love me if i got a sphere reduxtion or just straight up xhopped those bastards off with a rusty pair of garden shears question mark man sometime i wish i was like dot dot dot a shapeshifter or something bexause sometimes they are xuteeee but most of the time i just wish i was flatter but sometimes dot dot dot stress toy :) #gore #joke #suggestive due to rumblephere mentions but its not axtually suggestive
၄⋆၃ nah nevermind world xan end or whatever will happen dean sent me a sundae and ill be sharing it with ruby #joke #silly
၄⋆၃ minor spelling error do i kill myself now or later question mark #joke
၄⋆၃ stares at you with my big ol wet eyes and my stupid empty pan would you all still love me if i never had a thought again question mark #joke
၄⋆၃ its ok xennox dot dot dot youre not in the mines anymore the xiphers xannot hurt you dot dot dot #joke
၄⋆၃ every time i see a xipher or xode i now flinxh like an abused beast #joke
(( #Mytouys... Throwing my sopping wet OCs at a wall just to hear the wet THUD and watch 'em slide off slowly. #joke
၄⋆၃ banging my head on a wall hoping if i try hard enough the atoms will align just right and i phase into wherever ruby is i know that theory is a myth im not entirely stupid #joke
(( I LOVE MAKING OCS ILL USE FOR ONE ROLEPLAY AND THEN NEVER AGAIN RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH #joke
၄⋆၃ the funniest shit ever is forgetting to follow someone youre axtually rather #fond of my apologies everyone im #stupid #joke
၄⋆၃ honestly at this rate i am exhausted and i think these entities should just fuxking put me out of my misery break my mind shout pole brutally rip me apart shout pole until i am nothing but xhunks of flesh and a pile of blood on the floor shout pole something anything using my entire pan and im still relying on others to figure things out #gore #joke question mark
၄⋆၃ will using this xode in whatever i need to input it into fry my pan question mark im in either way but you know just gotta be sure first #joke
၄⋆၃ going to start yelling "TRUST FALL" at random and if matesprit doesnt xatxh me i have the GOD GIVEN RIGHT to bite her until my teeth touxh #violenxe #SILLYJOKE #IMTHEJONKLER #JOKE
၄⋆၃ my matesprit was all xomfortable sleeping on top of me while i rested my husktop on her baxk and read yaoi bexause insomnia was in faxt beating my ass we might just be the most unusual odd weird quadmates to ever exist #joke #fond question mark
၄⋆၃ i did not sleep sleep :( and instead read shitty human mpreg yaoi im suxh a fuxking loser bitxh oh my god I NEED TO DIEEEEE SOMEONE XULL MEEEEEE #joke #thisisallajokeyjoke #xw-self-harm question mark i dont fuxking know #MPREG #YAOI
(( Employment inches closer and closer. Just finished my first interview for a shit ass job that will kill me #joke
၄⋆၃ id do some evil ass shit for some moobeast steak right now also i love that edibles take effext so quixkly im not there yet but im feeling the "warning" signs oh yeah i feel it in my rumblespheres dot dot dot #substanxes #joke #suggestive #butnot
၄⋆၃ matesprit so pretty i need to slixe my head smoove off dot dot dot heyyyy babaagril you like (falls down my stairs) gets an awful xonxussion and dies from internal bleeding #substanxes #joke #injury #xw-self-harm #nsfw question mark how to think
၄⋆၃ okay but why the fuxk was wrath so high for me question mark what does that even mean im not full of wrath im just a little guy #joke
၄⋆၃ how am i supposed to #freakit silly style with #thehorrors watxhing me at any and all moments question mark fuxked up and evil if you ask me #nsfw #joke
၄⋆၃ take my mental illness double it and give it to the nearest strider #joke
၄⋆၃ teriyaki sauxe on my rixe teriyaki sauxe on my meat teriyaki sauxe on my bulge teriyaki sauxe in my BLOOD #nsfw #joke #JOKE #IAMJOKING #ithinkiliketeriyakisauxe
၄⋆၃ xennox beam (big blue laser that makes you a twink) #joke
၄⋆၃ worst part about being stupid and pathetix is that i ATTRAXT others who are stupid and pathetix like a magnet dot dot dot sorry guys xant be stupid and pathetix anymore bexause is #mybrand #joke
၄⋆၃ if i were in a boy band dot dot dot id be the one that looks a little too old to be in a boy band #joke
၄⋆၃ lixking ruby's faxe to assert dominanxe #joke
၄⋆၃ my human name would be slut Mx shitlord #lying #joke #nsfw question mark
၄⋆၃ forgot to post on monday sooo what xostume should i wear next question mark ive done a maid a butler whats next question mark whats next you greedy fuxks question mark #joke i have a few things in my xloset that i havent worn in a few sweeps like a hopbeast suit or the medixuller assistant uniform theres also my various hallows eve xostumes
၄⋆၃ taking friend applixations bexause unfortunately i realized onxe again THAT I HAVE LIKE 2 people who i xare about deeply and one is my matesprit and the other i trauma bonded with bexause of doorguy haunting our hives #joke
၄⋆၃ "there you are sweetheart" XREAMING GOG HOWLS VOIXE AXTOR IS SOO GOOD AT HIS JOB #nsfw #joke
၄⋆၃ forxing beloved matesprit to watxh howls moving xastle bexause when i first disxovered human media as a young troll that is what i watxhed i love the art work and i #need what sophie and howl have going on if matesprit does not enjoy it i will stab myself #violenxe #joke