@sardonicDaydreams — #substances
၄⋆၃ read so muxh #yaoi tonight it was so fuxking bad it wasnt even good #badyaoi
၄⋆၃ xhoking on my own saliva but my mouth and teeth still feel dry #notfond
၄⋆၃ i xast perpetually unxomfortably thirsty on you #magix #yay
၄⋆၃ xartoonishly fixes my eyebrows before putting my arm out presumably to xatxh myself against the wall but uh oh theres no wall and axtually we are in the #soupstore i knoxk over the display soups and we are banned from the #soupstore #awman
၄⋆၃ "xennox where have you been youre way busier rexently" honestly question mark ive been playing fields of mistria i have no fuxking exxuse and yes i am having a great time thank you for asking #silly
၄⋆၃ im dry as fuxk in the mouth area right now i worded that in an odd manner what i meant to say is dry mouth #notfond
၄⋆၃ partner didnt laugh at my joke kill her #joke #silly
၄⋆၃ pixkles axquired by the way whats up xhittr question mark any stupid shit happen question mark hi im high #substanxes
၄⋆၃ i am on all the pain meds and xold and flu meds right now i am so inxredibly fuxking loopy right now #myillness #substanxes #butnotreally
၄⋆၃ if i take this edible what will happen question mark how does illness effext my high experienxe question mark #substanxes
၄⋆၃ i have 1 (one) (uno) edible left i feel like i should save it dot dot dot #substanxes
၄⋆၃ alright good light "papa" is tired and xan feel his bones inside his flesh truly dot dot dot i am #notfond #silly
၄⋆၃ take me out baxk and shoot me square between the eyes you win nothing i die its really a lose lose situation #tadah #mymagixtrixk #violenxe
၄⋆၃ put me down like old yeller sorry im giggling i forgot about why i was saying this where was i going with this question mark
၄⋆၃ would it be inxredibly sxandalous of me to say that i enjoy digimon ANNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD POKEMON INTERO BANG its a 2 xakes situation for me #silly
၄⋆၃ reaxhing out to you while i lie on the ground almost xompletely motionless and looking partixularly parxhed (we are in a desert by the way) please may i have a single sip or xruel aid i need it pleaseeeee
၄⋆၃ hey guys i am axtually not eating staples bexause i xannot digest staples
၄⋆၃ eats a staple
၄⋆၃ oh no the evil weed that makes you needy and evil #substanxes #suggestive
၄⋆၃ i believe it has #hit i want to say so muxh bullshit but i must refrain bexause i am so #saneandnormal #substanxes
၄⋆၃ xasper is soooooooooooooooooooooo right dot dot dot i need to be waaaaay nixer to yiffy dot dot dot im super nixe to her offsxreen i suppose but perhaps i need to just be more obnoxiously infatuated with her online shes so nixe to me truly i do not know where i would be without her sudden appearanxe into my life i am forever grateful to her <3 xrying oooooouughghhhhhh dot dot dot #silly #substanxes
၄⋆၃ i am going to dig a hole i would if it werent day but just you wait ill dig a hole so deep you will forget about whatever you were doing prior to seeing the hole and then i will ask for donations bexause its truly a magnifixent hole and when you say "no thanks" ill xry at you i will xry so hard #silly #substanxes #digginginthedirt
၄⋆၃ it is #substanxes time the time where i take edibles stare at the xeiling and hope i dont talk about things no one wants to hear about #silly
၄⋆၃ ouhh the weeds got hands #substanxes
၄⋆၃ my pan hurts for more than one reason but at least she is pretty and is nixe to me #silly #substanxes
၄⋆၃ guys the weed has kixked in i am too high to be dealing with my illiterate gorgeous partner who refuses to learn the differenxe between apples and bananas #silly #substanxes
၄⋆၃ havent done shit going to get high go to sleep and wake up tomorrow and do the exaxt same shit dot dot dot i think i need to get a hobby that isnt just "doing xommissions" #substanxes
၄⋆၃ maybe it is too xold dot dot dot bexause my nubs are starting to go numb hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pondering or is it the #substanxes
၄⋆၃ onxe again struggling to open my #substanxes at this rate my xlaws WILL HAVEEEEEEE to be xut for the sake of my poor faxe and ease of getting into partixularly diffixult resealable xontainers
၄⋆၃ dizzyyyyyyyy weeeeeeeeee if yiffy doesnt xatxh me i am going to xraxk my skull on the floor :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD #silly
၄⋆၃ moar weed shout pole :DDDDDDD #silly
၄⋆၃ bloxk so xold that you xan feel how xold it is through a xlosed door perfext temperature :DDDDDDDDD now i xan wrap myself in blankets and lay on the floor shout pole
၄⋆၃ i am not allowing her to do dot dot dot whatever she does until i have exaxtly 5 minutes of a hug and then she xan xontinue with her bullshit #silly #substanxes
၄⋆၃ yiffy xome hive (shes literally here) the grubs miss you (what grubs intero bang) #silly #substanxes
၄⋆၃ am i funnier when i am high or do you prefer it when i am not giggling like a dumbass over my own jokes question mark #silly #substanxes
၄⋆၃ the #substanxes theyre gonna #getme
၄⋆၃ if i #substanxes dont substanxes bexause i did no i didnt #referenxe
၄⋆၃ thirsty ash grub here #silly
၄⋆၃ oh yeah #substanxes time summon the yiffy it is TIME dot dot dot #silly
၄⋆၃ owowow my xlaws hurt ow ow fun fun faxt i got sxratxhes all over myself from my nails ow ow ow ow sxratxhed my bulblid and xheek and xhin and sniffer ough would it kill me to prioritize my own safety over making my nubs look longer question mark
၄⋆၃ opening my resealable bag of edibles is hard i am struggling my #xlaws are making this EXXEPTIONALLY diffixult #substanxes
၄⋆၃ it is #substanxes time despite the moon still being out somewhat bexause haha it feels good and it puts me to SLEEP like REAL SLEEP OUT LIKE A LIGHT BULB :D
၄⋆၃ ok good light tired very tired sleeping or i fear my entire body will burst into a disgusting spray of agony and visxera #silly #gore
၄⋆၃ i forgot what i was saying something something bulge joke here #silly #suggestive
၄⋆၃ thirsty shakes my head i might die from thirst #silly
၄⋆၃ guys yiffy is helping me sleep goodlight sleep tight dont let the fuxking bugs bite your in the ass as you sleep
၄⋆၃ alright floor time goodlight ooooh yay floor time
၄⋆၃ weed hit sleep now yiffy oh my god help
၄⋆၃ my #substanxes
၄⋆၃ #substanxes time papa needs his weed or else he might start going insane #silly #iamjoking #mostly