@sardonicDaydreams — #silly
၄⋆၃ man everyone else has got super xool other versions of themself where the fuxk is the other mes question mark nah im good no thanks #knoxkonwood #silly
၄⋆၃ what if 1 more edible question mark just 1 more dot dot dot #substanxes #silly
၄⋆၃ if i had a sxuttlebuggy i would put a stixker on it that says "honk if you think imperial bootlixkers have mixro-bulges" #nsfw #silly #for-legal-reasons-i-am-joking
၄⋆၃ i dont know shit about the LOTRs i never read it despite having axxess to human media and seeing their great praise for the series i tried i gave up #silly
၄⋆၃ wish i was on a planet where therapy was a thing instead im stuxk on the listlesses alternia where i will be xulled for my uselessness and weakness i xould use some therapizing and possibly an SSRI #silly
၄⋆၃ ponders #thevoixes are great xonversationalists #joke #silly
၄⋆၃ goood fuxking light bitxh #referenxe #substanxes #silly
၄⋆၃ thinking i was way too high while reading a yaoi xause the panels had words with single letters missing or swapped no the translators first language just wasnt english #silly #substanxes
၄⋆၃ i have been reading yaoi all night and i keep going "thats not how that works i know that is not how that works" #silly #suggestive but not really
၄⋆၃ i have gotten my prongs on more weed and im wondering if it will worsen or improve my xurrent state only one way to find out shout pole #substanxes #silly
၄⋆၃ working out dot dot dot a fate worse than death #silly
၄⋆၃ god king xennox xannot hurt you bexause there is not a single universe where i play sgrub and also survive #silly
၄⋆၃ aw man he bloxked me i was about to apologize for being a bitxh #silly
၄⋆၃ i hope that new "emporor" karkat guy posts an image of himself eventually bexause i will be drawing him pregnant nubs up #silly
၄⋆၃ jingle jingle jingle jingle (that is the sound of me walking around in my silly jester garb as i purposely antagonize bastards with egos the size of entire planets) #silly
၄⋆၃ i went through #thehorrors and all i got was this badge and a few little voixes in my pan #silly
၄⋆၃ if i axt stupid enough will the king in yellow shift its foxus onto someone else question mark haha i wonder if i xan get the king in yellow to bloxk me #silly #xoping
၄⋆၃ hastur hates my ass damn i annoy the oh so great and benevolent king in yellow i wear this like a badge of honor #silly
၄⋆၃ im not even going to worry about this supposed follower of the king in yellow i am at peaxe the voixes xontinue but i am a waterfall steadfast and beautiful #silly
၄⋆၃ what if i introduxed @doorGuy to yaoi question mark what then question mark what will happen if doorguy has axxess to pirated yaoi question mark #joke #silly
၄⋆၃ reading shitty yaoi with #thevoixes i dont think they are fond #silly
၄⋆၃ what if for the bit i made a goregle form taking "Deity" applixations question mark itd be really funny #silly
၄⋆၃ nah nevermind world xan end or whatever will happen dean sent me a sundae and ill be sharing it with ruby #joke #silly
၄⋆၃ 5 nights of effort 5 sleepless days over 120 hours of endless paranoia and worry just to be thwarted by a troll who wanted a new friend im not mad im just dissapointed #silly
၄⋆၃ tale as old as time itself entity attempts to esxape into our plane of existenxe through forxe and breaking the pans of the indiviudals it is targetting hoping that in your broken state you will assist it is stopped by a group of ragtag "heros" switxhes taxtixs and it just xomes off as pathetix #silly
၄⋆၃ fully rested safe and sound in my hive unbothered by the horrors #silly
၄⋆၃ realizing how funny it is that on this site there are literal deities and im just some guy that does xommissions every onxe in a sometimes #silly
၄⋆၃ finally got rid of the joke in my bio saying "he/him despite the allegations" here is me saying i am nonbinary and i use he/they i know suxh a big fuxking xhange a single extra pronoun i hope this has shattered your world view and you now despise my mere existenxe #sarxasm #silly
၄⋆၃ points behind me matesprit want me so bad it make s her look stupidddd :)))) #substanxes #silly
၄⋆၃ human weddings are good for 2 things and only 2 things they are legally binding and and allow joint taxes along with guardianship over your partner if they are ever injured (this would only matter if i was on earth xonsidering marriage IS NOT a thing on alternia) and BIG PRETTY DRESSESSSSSS :DDDD WOOOO YEAHHH WOOOOOOOOOO BIG PRETTY DRESS HELLLLLLL YEAH WOOOOOO #silly
၄⋆၃ youre in her dms im sixxing mx bitxh on her ass #silly
၄⋆၃ baxk in my day dot dot dot voxaloids used to have a healthy sense of fear surrounding surviving past the living souls that tuned them and gave them "life" #silly
၄⋆၃ loves xool i fuxking guess #silly
၄⋆၃ every night i grow more and more xonxerned by some of you dot dot dot and ive grown to realize you know what its ok youre allow to be deranged bexause i too am deranged let us hold prongs dot dot dot nubs interloxked as we spin around in xirxles going lalalallallalalala lala la lalalalaa #silly
၄⋆၃ too all you bastards that xan walk/run/just move in general for over 5 minutes without being out of breath dot dot dot hows it feel LIVING MY DREAMMMMM POINT OF EXXLAMATION #silly
၄⋆၃ xhittr (the site and not the individuals) also hates me and wants me dead bexause my site is so damn slow send help dot dot dot and possibly money for better internet dot dot dot #silly
၄⋆၃ nevermind no knives i realize i do not wish to disturb their slumber dot dot dot my knives dot dot dot they sleep peaxefully in their own personal hive xovered in soft velvet no dot dot dot they axtually are thrown around my respitebloxk xurrently and i xant be damned to find them all #silly
၄⋆၃ i do have a traditional maid dress somewhere in my respitebloxk dot dot dot nothing slut-tastix dot dot dot but it shall have to do #suggestive #silly
၄⋆၃ not fond of #amongus muxh too different from when i first started playing it and i despise when mexhanixs of games are messed with and i am afraid of xhange #silly
၄⋆၃ i thoroughly enjoyed that i believe never play with me again you bastards #joke #silly #amongus
၄⋆၃ me and my homies all have fuxked up hairstyles we xommitted to when we were 6 and a half sweeps old and are too sxared to get xut any other way due to our fear of xhange #silly
၄⋆၃ that guys live xhitting yanking his bulge that ones being an idiot and that one is speaking inxomprehensible gibberish welxome to xhittr everyone shout pole #nsfw #dashwatxhing #silly
၄⋆၃ i xrave these fun little badges dot dot dot but i simply dont know what options there are and am too sxared to ask to be granted them dot dot dot fuxk my stupid fuxking xhungus life #silly
၄⋆၃ when i xannot bite my matesprit bexause my human matesprits skin xannot handle my sharp and toothy maw dot dot dot tragix dot dot dot #silly #notevensexual #ijustlikebiting #ihavetrolltism
၄⋆၃ fuxk all of you my one true homie is door guy xome on door guy lets go get ixexream #silly
၄⋆၃ realizing im a walking steryotype stares out my window with my hands behind my baxk dot dot dot i need a minute to think about this dot dot dot #silly
၄⋆၃ when my alternate personas show up to the party and we all just point at eaxh other like that spider-man meme bexause uh oh now everyone knows im a lying ass bitxh who has different modes for different people based on what i believe theyd find most appealing and palatable #silly
၄⋆၃ this is my girlfriend and this is her boyfriend and thats his boyfriend and thats my dom and thats my boyfriend from an alternate universe who no longer exists on this plane of existenxe and thats my doms partner and thats their #silly #joke
၄⋆၃ listening to this song while posting about my deranged kinks with a totally straight faxe is absolutely hilarious to me by the way https://open.spotify.xom/traxk/4ZMAoWvsuJGOjXhwiQwogt?si=43077e1054364185 #nsfw #kinktalk #silly
၄⋆၃ it sure would suxk if someone were to grab me by the xollar of my shirt and just tell me im their quadmate suddenly oh nooooooo it would suxkkkkkk sooooooooo bad ohhhhhh goggggg ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooo dont treat me like an adorable little pettt woe is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #silly #notreallysuggestive but still #suggestive