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Rebooting.
I HAVE ARMED THE SALAMANDER WITH A TOMMYGUN.
BALLS. BALLS. YOu ARE BOTH PRETTY. CAN WE ALL GO BACK. TO ADMIRING MY HEIGHT?
A RECORD BREAKING SIX. FuCKING. FOuR. FEET. TALL. READ THEM. AND WEEP. IT TOOK ALL THE LEPRECHAuNS ON STANDBY. TO ACHIEVE THIS FEET HIGH FEAT. AND PEOPLE. SEE: HATERS. DOuBTED ME.
DOCTRINE WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE HANDED DOWN. HAND OVER FIST. LIKE IMPROMPTu CPR. ON AN IGNORANT BLuBBERING NuMBSKuLL. WAIT. KuRLOZ. THIS IS FIRE. FLAMES SHOuLD SPREAD. A MOMENT. THIS CANNOT DIE IN THE DRAFTS. I WILL COPY THIS SICK SHIT I JuST SPIT. AND RETuRN.
PEOPLE (HYSTERICAL BITCHES) HAVE STARTED (ALWAYS BE) CALLING INTO QuESTION (IRRATIONALLY FOAMING AT THE LIPSTICK SMEARED DuMB CuNT WAGGLE CHIN MOuTHS) MY CREDENTIALS (MERITED COMPLAINER) AS A FEMINIST (ALLY). TO THEM (HYSTERICAL BITCHES) I SAY. (MANSPLAIN TO WOMANLISTENERS) PERIOD TRACKER APPS (MY SuPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF FEMININE BODIES) WILL GIVE YOu (MERCIFuLLY GRANTS) A CONVENIENT EXCuSE (AN OPPORTuNITY TO SHuT uP) OuT OF ANY uNDESIRABLE MALE ENCOuNTERS (AND FuCK OFF) WITHOuT EXPLANATION FuRNISHED (uNWANTED ANYWAY).
THAT IS WHY YOu ARE FOREVER. A CELEBRATED MEMBER. OF MY OuTER INNER CIRCLE. WHEN THE PuRGES BEGIN. YOu WILL BE ABLE TO CATCH THE BODILY CONFETTI WITH YOuR TEETH. IF YOu WANT.
FOR THE ARTISTIC PEOPLE CONFuSED BY MY LAST POST. WHO STRuGGLE WITH THINGS LIKE. uNDERLYING MEANING. SENTENCE CONTEXT. EYE CONTACT. AND OTHER uNIMPORTANT SHIT I CANNOT BE ASSED WITH EITHER. READ THE PARENTHETICALS. AND THEN THE NOT PARENTHETICALS. AS TWO SEPARATE SENTENCES. THEN READ THEM. LIKE I AM SAYING THE PARENTHESIS PART uNDER MY BREATH. RESPECTFuLLY. BECAuSE A WOMAN IS SPEAKING. SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD. THERE ALWAYS IS.
I HEAR WOMEN ARE OFTEN PERSuADED EASIER. IF YOu PAIR A WOMAN. AND SOME BOOK DRIVEL SHE WROTE. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. AFTER ONE OF YOuR OWN BADASS QuOTES. THIS IS BECAuSE WOMEN ARE SEXISTS. AND THINK A WOMAN HAVING TO DO WITH SOMETHING YOu ARE SAYING. GIVES IT MORE CREDIBILITY. FREE LIFE ADVICE.
YOu BET YOuR SWEET AND SOuR ASS. EXPRESSION. CONSTANTLY WARRING WITH ITSELF. BECAuSE A COLD BuTCH BITCH EXTERIOR. RuNS HOT WHEN THE CIRCuMSTANCES AROuND HER. ARE COLD AS HELL FROZEN OVER. LESLIE FEINGBERG. NOTABLE WOMAN PERSON. STONE BuTCH BLuES.
WAIT THIS BELONGS ON THE TIMELINE. FuCK.
YES. I CAN. NONE OF THIS. RESPONDING TO AN IMAGE OF A BADDIE WITH. WOuLD. THAT IS BETA CuCK MINDSET. YOu ARE ALREADY THINKING IN TERMS OF CONDITIONALS. EXCuSES. MAYBES. WOMEN HATE THAT. THEY PINCH THEIR SOLID NON-CAVITY NOSES AND GO PEEEEEEEE uuuEEWWWWW. YOu NEED TO SHOW YOu ARE DEPENDABLE. NOT AFRAID OF COMMITMENT. EVENTuAL OR IMMEDIATELY. RESPOND TO THA MENTALLY ILL WOMAN. WITH CAN. TODAY.
I CAN. ANY WOMAN. INTO A FAILuRE. WHATEVER I CALL THEM. IS INDENTED IN THEIR FLESH. THEY CHOOSE TO BE WHAT I CALL THEM. THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED. EMPOWERMENT. I AM THE POWER. THAT FREES BITCHES. YOu SHOuLD READ FEMINIST PRAXIS. I DID NOT HAVE TO. TO uNDERSTAND THIS SHIT. BuT MAYBE YOu WILL.
uH. YOu MuST BE CONFuSED. MY BIO LITERALLY SAYS I AM A FEMINIST. WHEN I CAN A WOMAN A FAILuRE. IT IS CALLED BEING GENDER CRITICAL. THAT IS WHY I JOINED THOSE JIBBER JABBERING BITCH IDIOTS TO BEGIN WITH?
ONLY WITH DIPPY SAuCE. I DO NOT EAT DIPLESS DIPSHIT FOOD. THAT IS A DEPRESSION MEAL. AND @archiveAddict HAS AN ASS TOO FAT FOR DEPRESSION TO TAKE ROOT IN ME. HASHTAG. SPANKBAIT. OR WHATEVER HER TAG IS. THE ONE SHE RESPONDS TO.
NEVER KILL YOuRSELF YOuRSELF. IF YOu ARE LuCKY. YOu WILL MEET A WOMAN FAILuRE. WHO HAS A FAT. SWEATILY REARING HOG OF AN ASS. THICK ENOuGH TO DO IT FOR YOu. WHICH. I GuESS. IS WORTH ENOuGH TO PuT uP WITH THIS STuPID BAKA LIFE. https://i.imgur.com/spbKSZM.png PHOTO CREDIT COLLAB. WITH ONEECHAN - @archiveAddict
YES. I CAN. NONE OF THIS. RESPONDING TO AN IMAGE OF A BADDIE WITH. WOuLD. THAT IS BETA CuCK MINDSET. YOu ARE ALREADY THINKING IN TERMS OF CONDITIONALS. EXCuSES. MAYBES. WOMEN HATE THAT. THEY PINCH THEIR SOLID NON-CAVITY NOSES AND GO PEEEEEEEE uuuEEWWWWW. YOu NEED TO SHOW YOu ARE DEPENDABLE. NOT AFRAID OF COMMITMENT. EVENTuAL OR IMMEDIATELY. RESPOND TO THAT MENTALLY ILL WOMAN. RIGHT uNDER HER THICKEST BuTT THIRST TRAP. WITH CAN. TODAY.
ACTuALLY. YEAH. DISREGARD ALL THAT SHIT I JuST SAID. HOLD STILL. I AM AIMING FOR DEAD FuCKING CENTER. THIS TEREZI IN PARTICuLAR JuT VORED YOuR LIFESPAN. BY TRYING TO ANSWER ON MY BEHALF. WHILE BEING WOMAN.
I BELIEVE. YOu OuGHT TO STICK YOuR INCREDuLOuSLY. WITHOuT FEATuRE. STuPID FuCKING BITCH JEEVES FFACE. BACK INTO SERVITuDE TO ME. INSTEAD OF SPECuLATING. WHEN YOuR HIRE DATE WAS. LIKE SOME SORT. OF BACKDATED FuCKING HOROSCOPE. AND ASKING EVERY YAHOO WO WILL SPEAK TO YOu. IF YOu SEEM MORE LIKE AN APRIL QuITTER SHITTER. OR A MAY SYNCRETIZED SHITTER. THERE IS A WAY TO HASTEN YOuR END. AND THAT IS TO THROW YOuR ALL INTO SERVICE TO ME. TIRELESSLY EXPENDED ENERGY PuT TOWARDS CHORES. ENDLESS SuPPLICATION AND PRAISES WHENEVER I POST ANYTHING. REACTIONS GALORE. YOu CANNOT DO ANY OF THIS SHIT IF YOu ARE DEAD. YOu ARE MORE THAN A PuPPET OR PLAYTHING YOu MISERABLE BARF PLATTER. YOuR LIFE IS NOT YOuR OWN. SO YOu DO NOT POSSESS THE RELEVANT AuTHORTY TO FuCKING WIPEOuT, WHITEOuT FACE.
Everything is fine. I don't get what people keep saying is wrong.
LET IT BE KNOWN. I QuITE LIKE BALD WHITE PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S A PROBLEMATIC OPINION TO HAVE. IN TODAY'S BIZARRO WORLD. HATEFuL. AND REVERSE BIGOTED CLIMATE. BuT EVERY TIME @docScratch OR @doctorScratch OR @scratchDoc OR @onescratchOfmany OR @scratchDoctor SHOWS uP IN MY MENTIONS. IT REMINDS ME THAT NOT EVERYONE IS WORTH DECAPITATING AND SKuLLFuCKING TO ENDLESS PuRGATORY STYLE OBLIVION AND POST MORTEM TORTuRE. SOME. WILL BE SPARED. #NSFW #I-THINK #DOES-SKuLLFuCKING-COuNT #NSFW-AT-ANY-COMPANY-I-REFuSE-TO-WORK-AT
i have decided. tØ be nice. fØr Ønce Øn here.
anyways. i believe. that the strange fish being put dØwn that Øne day. was the cØrrect chØice.
he is suppØsed tØ be fast. apparently. he is nØt faster than a paint can.
:) i will be. if he tries tØ prank me back. i will get him.
i think it is nØt. he will be fine. prØbably.
i am saying it again. because i dØ nØt want cueball. tØ be mad.
itchy. :) i did nØt knØw. yØu are suppØsed tØ Øpen the can. fØr it tØ be funny and nØt viØlent.
i put a paint can Øn Ønes dØØr frame. apparently, it is suppØsed tØ be Øpen when yØu dØ that. he has been sufficiently pranked.
i have cØmmitted a prank successfully. we ignØre. Ønes cØnditiØn. he deserved it.
i am gØing tØ use twØ paint cans. if he ever calls me bitchmaid again. his head will lØØk like. a right angle. #gØre