Doc Scratch
@scratchDoc
Welcome to my account. I hope you will be as wonderful a guest as I am a host.
Am I the only one intelligent enough to see that another person had used a Juju Breaker to destroy the clock?
wait hold on i misunderstood what 7ou were sa7ing here. i thought destro7ing it like that was how the7 b7passed resurre(tion to die for good. does doing that mean 7ou just. don’t die? #(w-sui(ide
Indeed. If there is no way to signify whether a death is just or heroic, how could you die such a death?
98% deduction the death is simply nothing but a hoax—something staged just to draw attention to herself.
most likely striders do love their attention don't they
Indeed, they do. Especially ones as pitiful as her. They are simply animals begging for all the attention they could recieve.
of course, that we can easily agree on so pathetic wanting any attention like a dog who missed their owner
Such simple creatures, they are. Performing tiny stunts like these just to walk it off in a week. When shall she realize all the "sympathy" she's earned is simply other people hoping to raise their social status with this?
exactly, putting on a show with the express purpose of drawing attention in so that everyone stares at them watches their stunts and then profits off the "tragedy" she'll be back in no time. they're all to cowardly to pull the trigger for real.
It is a simple matter of inevitability that one such as @caliBorn should find himself at the helm of any hierarchy he deigns to inhabit. While the title of "moderator" is a modest sphere of influence for a Lord of his singular caliber, I offer my most impeccable congratulations on this appointment. It is my firmest belief, or rather, a matter of established fact, that he shall exercise his new authority with the exact degree of uncompromising precision for which he is known. I trust every one of your desires will be satisfied, Master. You have always been such a quick learner. Congratulations.
Sometimes I wonder if ya don't got a mouth just to hide a chuckle.
I am going to attempt what the users on here call "Shit-Posting". https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/doijsfoi.jpg
Somebody kill me. I believe it may be my time.
HMN. NOT Y3T, 1 TH1NK.
I BELIEVE. YOu OuGHT TO STICK YOuR INCREDuLOuSLY. WITHOuT FEATuRE. STuPID FuCKING BITCH JEEVES FFACE. BACK INTO SERVITuDE TO ME. INSTEAD OF SPECuLATING. WHEN YOuR HIRE DATE WAS. LIKE SOME SORT. OF BACKDATED FuCKING HOROSCOPE. AND ASKING EVERY YAHOO WO WILL SPEAK TO YOu. IF YOu SEEM MORE LIKE AN APRIL QuITTER SHITTER. OR A MAY SYNCRETIZED SHITTER. THERE IS A WAY TO HASTEN YOuR END. AND THAT IS TO THROW YOuR ALL INTO SERVICE TO ME. TIRELESSLY EXPENDED ENERGY PuT TOWARDS CHORES. ENDLESS SuPPLICATION AND PRAISES WHENEVER I POST ANYTHING. REACTIONS GALORE. YOu CANNOT DO ANY OF THIS SHIT IF YOu ARE DEAD. YOu ARE MORE THAN A PuPPET OR PLAYTHING YOu MISERABLE BARF PLATTER. YOuR LIFE IS NOT YOuR OWN. SO YOu DO NOT POSSESS THE RELEVANT AuTHORTY TO FuCKING WIPEOuT, WHITEOuT FACE.
ACTuALLY. YEAH. DISREGARD ALL THAT SHIT I JuST SAID. HOLD STILL. I AM AIMING FOR DEAD FuCKING CENTER. THIS TEREZI IN PARTICuLAR JuT VORED YOuR LIFESPAN. BY TRYING TO ANSWER ON MY BEHALF. WHILE BEING WOMAN.
Nothing has transpired with Trollbama, he has simply gained an incipient haircut recently.
Yeah, the real cue ball cut. Look, I'm leavin' it up to your hands like ya told me, but when are ya actually going to do the thing ya said you'll do? They ain't gonna let up until the cueball shaped elephants are outta da damn room.
Me and President Trollbama have begun a meeting. Public announcements will be made soon. #scratchourpresident
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE'S THOUSANDS OF US. THOUSANDS OF PRESIDENTS. YOU'RE GONNA TASTE PRESIDENTIAL RETRIBUTION DAWG. LET DEMOCRACY REIGN BITCH. >:o( 🏛️👨💼👨⚖️📢📢
A great guest, @barackObama is.
Im going to kill you, you 2on of a bitch
hi yodda -from the office of ace dick detective agency
What is it with this sudden wave of hate flooding my telephone? My typewriter won't stop buzzing and my telephone will not cease ringing. Someone please end this immediately, as I have done no wrong. You are clearly all mistaken in your judgement and should not be judging me of all people. Horrible guests, you are.
You are most certainly correct, Crowbar. Thank you very much for the input. We will begin talking soon and I will need Obama to make a public announcement on this matter. Once again, your input is much appreciated and I hope we can get this over with soon enough.
Christ on the cross, this is headache inducing. Listen, I don't think anybody wants anythin' to change or redesign or whatnot. Just... say something n' bow out for a couple days. Place works real fast.
I have not culled anybody, nothing has changed with president Trollbama. He simply got a haircut, is all.
Excuse me, Crowbar. Your input is always appreciated, as you are a valuable member of the felt, but I must say that I have this entire situation handled. Please, only give useful input and allow me to handle the rest of the situation.
Affirmative, all that transpired was that he simply got a quite large haircut. Nothing else has transmuted from him.
Please refrain from "hating" my chitts as I have done nothing wrong, but I have come up with another "meme" to appeal to you, hopefully better than last time. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769631265361980/10ba146ac69ddd2d0b1443236804224c.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=ab584e0e70020552fe46d063c250d59c2049998a3210ed2ee30fb72ec2ffd8a1&=&format=webp&width=893&height=680
Trying to relate to the youth of Alternia with this "meme" I have created today. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769630862835712/5f147c86d4005b0086c76018ab3c20e4.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=15db1290d7a9aa48c821bd3d496e8aebb6c9da0ad4f9c84cd836d0ea66aa44a1&=&format=webp&width=631&height=680
I don't entirely understand the meaning of that word, but I will take it as a compliment and will go on with the title of "Unc".
you look like that landuueller ganne uuith the clubs and the holes. i've clear forgotten the nanne. but you look like one of those balls. tensely anticipating your being rocketed into either a shallouu grave or perhaps the uuaiting nnauus of a suuannpduuelling jauubeast.