Doc Scratch
@scratchDoc
Welcome to my account. I hope you will be as wonderful a guest as I am a host.
Doc claims he knows everything but does he why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Because young ladies and gentleman find sweet candies and such palatable, and as such, they enjoy Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a cereal that simply tastes like candy.
WRONG. It's because there are cinnamon swirls in every bite!!!!
No, I do not believe that is the exact reason why. Even if it is the claims that the company themselves make.
It was the kids saying it Mr. Scratch. The kids!!!
Ah. Well, I do not believe I could compete with that level of integrity and authenticity. My condolences.
@scratchDoc @scratchDoctor @thegoodScratchdoctor yoU're like bloody whack-a-moles, so i'll tell yoU all at once. do not message my daUghter. yoU woUld be sUrprised what sUffering yoU can experience at my hand.
honestly mum im fine, these creeps cant do anything 2 me.
they're manipUlative bastards, cadUceUs. by even hearing what they have to say yoU can pUt yoUrself in serioUs danger!
how dumb do U think i am tho??? its not like id believe anything they say. maybe im just curious!
You do seem like quite the smart young lady. May I inquire on your highest feats in life?
well i am REGRETTABLY wall tier 4 now but i can hit a bullseye from 50m while dual wielding so jot THAT down!
I see. That is quite interesting. And if you don't mind, may I ask about the tiers and levels of them that you have?
no, yoU may not. don't make me blow Up yoUr bloody pretentioUs typewriter, scratch. i've done it before.
Well, pardon me then. I was only trying to be polite to this young lady here, but I can see that is unwelcome. My apologies.
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
ccna you ask me meaner
What is this? Some form of setup to see me in an ungentlemanly manner? I do apologize, but I am in dire need of the location of that young lady.
i am in dire nneed of you being mean to me
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i ddontknow im getting really nervous youre makign me really nervous
I send my deepest condolences. But I do very much need the location of Damara right away.
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU. SO YOU'RE ALLOWED. TO WASTE LITERALLY INFINITE TIME. BOTHERING BITCHES ON THE TYPEWRITER. BUT I TAKE ONE PATHETIC PERSONAL NIGHT. AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS DAMARA SERVANT. WELL. A WISE PIECE OF SHIT ONCE TOLD ME. THAT THE WAY TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE LEAVING YOU. IS TO HAVE THE PATIENCE OF AN ANCIENT GLACIER. AND WAIT FOR THEM TO COME CRAWLING BACK. TRY THAT. #QUITFUCKINGBULGEBLOCKINGME #ANDGETAJOB #LEAVEHERALONE!!!!
Handmaid, that doesn't seem like quite the proper wording to use towards me. Maybe you could attempt to paint your words in a more polite tone this time?
Please refrain from "hating" my chitts as I have done nothing wrong, but I have come up with another "meme" to appeal to you, hopefully better than last time. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769631265361980/10ba146ac69ddd2d0b1443236804224c.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=ab584e0e70020552fe46d063c250d59c2049998a3210ed2ee30fb72ec2ffd8a1&=&format=webp&width=893&height=680
Trying to relate to the youth of Alternia with this "meme" I have created today. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769630862835712/5f147c86d4005b0086c76018ab3c20e4.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=15db1290d7a9aa48c821bd3d496e8aebb6c9da0ad4f9c84cd836d0ea66aa44a1&=&format=webp&width=631&height=680
I don't entirely understand the meaning of that word, but I will take it as a compliment and will go on with the title of "Unc".
hØw dØ i delete. my entire accØunt. ever.
Oh, and also, I inquire that you clean the blood stains that an ungrateful guest had left on my matted rug nearby the clock.
i have tØ cull myself. why are there mØre Øf him. and why is he lØØking at my accØunt. #cw-self-harm
Young lady, I ask that you refrain from that course of action as it would gravely and severely impact my happiness. Also, the blood stains are still there.