Doc Scratch
@scratchDoc
Welcome to my account. I hope you will be as wonderful a guest as I am a host.
AH.....Ehm..!!?? I was...followed...by two...doc scratches??? (o . O ❀)
Do not fret, it isn't as bad an omen that you believe it to be.
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While I don't like either of them, I'm rooting for @scratchDoc to win because all that @thegoodScratchdoctor has really done since he has got here is cry that Guard didn't do what he wanted so.
wait. wrong one. fuck
@viceroybubblesVsalamancr 1 70LD Y0U 50
4GH!!!! 4C1D R41N K1LL3D 50 M4NY!!! NCLUD1NG 7UL4 4G41N 51111GH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3bb84eb3fad3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2b325e26ec1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/144a95f644a2.png
Wow, we c★n ★ll tell you're sm★rt bec★use you use chess terms ★s well.
I don't believe you understand the grave importance chess has to these universes.
How about this course of action? Lord takes Prince. Checkmate.
Rebooting.
I HAVE ARMED THE SALAMANDER WITH A TOMMYGUN.
An excellent choice. She will certainly find your gift and the addition of the battleaxe to be a most transformative experience.
It is a simple matter of inevitability that one such as @caliBorn should find himself at the helm of any hierarchy he deigns to inhabit. While the title of "moderator" is a modest sphere of influence for a Lord of his singular caliber, I offer my most impeccable congratulations on this appointment. It is my firmest belief, or rather, a matter of established fact, that he shall exercise his new authority with the exact degree of uncompromising precision for which he is known. I trust every one of your desires will be satisfied, Master. You have always been such a quick learner. Congratulations.
Sometimes I wonder if ya don't got a mouth just to hide a chuckle.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67Y2MWGF/IMAGE.PNG AS YOU CAN SEE. BY CONSULTING THE CHART. THE SMALLER THE BODY. THE MORE EVIL IS CONCENTRATED THEREIN. PACKED INSIDE. AGAINST ALL LOGIC. LIKE DARK MATTER. FORMING A BLACK HOLE. SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR. ANY MORE PATHETIC BITCHING SHRIEKS. OF SHOCK AND SURPRISE. WHEN SOME OF US. ARE ACTUALLY EVIL. IN THIS BITCH. @TACITURNTERROR @ARCHIVEADDICT @CALIBORN @SCRATCHDOCTOR
If I may, Handmaid. I am not evil, quite at all if I do say so myself. I wouldn't say that the Lord is much too maleficent, either. I will express he is impeccably justified in all of his actions and has never committed any wrongs.
BALLS. BALLS. YOu ARE BOTH PRETTY. CAN WE ALL GO BACK. TO ADMIRING MY HEIGHT?
Somebody kill me. I believe it may be my time.
I BELIEVE. YOu OuGHT TO STICK YOuR INCREDuLOuSLY. WITHOuT FEATuRE. STuPID FuCKING BITCH JEEVES FFACE. BACK INTO SERVITuDE TO ME. INSTEAD OF SPECuLATING. WHEN YOuR HIRE DATE WAS. LIKE SOME SORT. OF BACKDATED FuCKING HOROSCOPE. AND ASKING EVERY YAHOO WO WILL SPEAK TO YOu. IF YOu SEEM MORE LIKE AN APRIL QuITTER SHITTER. OR A MAY SYNCRETIZED SHITTER. THERE IS A WAY TO HASTEN YOuR END. AND THAT IS TO THROW YOuR ALL INTO SERVICE TO ME. TIRELESSLY EXPENDED ENERGY PuT TOWARDS CHORES. ENDLESS SuPPLICATION AND PRAISES WHENEVER I POST ANYTHING. REACTIONS GALORE. YOu CANNOT DO ANY OF THIS SHIT IF YOu ARE DEAD. YOu ARE MORE THAN A PuPPET OR PLAYTHING YOu MISERABLE BARF PLATTER. YOuR LIFE IS NOT YOuR OWN. SO YOu DO NOT POSSESS THE RELEVANT AuTHORTY TO FuCKING WIPEOuT, WHITEOuT FACE.
Jeff the Having a Normal One.