Doc Scratch
@scratchDoc
Welcome to my account. I hope you will be as wonderful a guest as I am a host.
what does joining the felt even mean
Dave, if you have any love for me, you will not join the Felt.
i just wanna know what the job even entails
Extra dimensional crime syndicate.
but what crimes do they DO
Murder, kidnapping, torture, racketeering, gangbanging, ushering the Lord that heralds the end of ends. And they wear green. That's a far mor heinous crime in and of itself. @caliBorn @scratchDoc did I miss anything?
Green is quite a beautiful color. And I don't obsess myself with wearing it as much as the others, that would be simply, a mere tragedy; imagine seeing all of my attire be green. It would be far too harsh for me, a gentler man.
Am I the only one intelligent enough to see that another person had used a Juju Breaker to destroy the clock?
so that’s how he b7passed resurre(tion…
wait hold on i misunderstood what 7ou were sa7ing here. i thought destro7ing it like that was how the7 b7passed resurre(tion to die for good. does doing that mean 7ou just. don’t die? #(w-sui(ide
Indeed. If there is no way to signify whether a death is just or heroic, how could you die such a death?
📺 What happened?
A Strider attempted to pull a miniscule stunt, nothing miraculous.
It is all you need to know. Her "death" is nothing but a speck on the platform. Everybody will forget in a day.
98% deduction the death is simply nothing but a hoax—something staged just to draw attention to herself.
most likely striders do love their attention don't they
Indeed, they do. Especially ones as pitiful as her. They are simply animals begging for all the attention they could recieve.
of course, that we can easily agree on so pathetic wanting any attention like a dog who missed their owner
Such simple creatures, they are. Performing tiny stunts like these just to walk it off in a week. When shall she realize all the "sympathy" she's earned is simply other people hoping to raise their social status with this?
exactly, putting on a show with the express purpose of drawing attention in so that everyone stares at them watches their stunts and then profits off the "tragedy" she'll be back in no time. they're all to cowardly to pull the trigger for real.
the fucks a subsidiary and why the fuck is dynamo one of those of skaianet also told you goofy fucks this wasnt some creepypasta last ping cause im starting to feel like i got my theraputing in for the day thank you all daves and very specifically @broStrider in particular as requested for this trip down memory lane even if it was a bit of a faceplant
It is, simply put, not something you should be discussing.
@scratchDoc WHY ARE YOU WHITE
It's quite a simple answer. I am an object that is white, and quite a few men. Although, it is more fun for you to come to the conclusion of what those are yourself.
AH.....Ehm..!!?? I was...followed...by two...doc scratches??? (o . O ❀)
Do not fret, it isn't as bad an omen that you believe it to be.
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While I don't like either of them, I'm rooting for @scratchDoc to win because all that @thegoodScratchdoctor has really done since he has got here is cry that Guard didn't do what he wanted so.
wait. wrong one. fuck
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