♦ pitied by @shepherdsMercy
@t+egoodScratc+doctor i am in cat+olic love wit+ you i want to be wed and +ave many genetically questionable grubs t+e only t+ing confession i +ave to make fat+er is my undying love to you t+at i will now loudly declare to ot+ers @cryptaest+eticCompanion @positivelyElated @emotionalCorpse
What do you mean trolls have their own vampiric species? What's next? Their own iteration of my sire?
((didnt realize how late it'll be so i won't be able to make it to the gala live
Sigh B0red Really wish s0meb0dy w0uld kidnap me right n0w
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ no one look at my following ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i was sent this https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/stickers.png ]
K--<statistically speaking the people of chittr want to celebrate my downfall
Okay. 😔
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i need a second to reacoer. recover. recover. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ maybe hes just waiting for when i least expect it, ]
There is just something so awesome about being friends with the types of assholes that constantly try to pull you in ashenways and never consider that you might be fed up with it because everyone is always trying to ashenbait you because you just so HAPPEN to be jadeblooded! #vagueposting
Reply to this post if you want a Vriska Week!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK IM SPRINTINGF FOR MYL IFE ]
alright, who thE fuck is thE onE hating all of my posts. show yoursElf in thE commEnts dickwEEd. you can't just silEntly hatE mE, if you'rE gonna hatE mE do it loudly and proudly.
3mb3d fail som3on3 cull m3
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪
if ♯i had a ♯6'7" ♯purpleblood ♯stomp through my ♯hive well ♯goodluck finding my ass
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
it's pretty telling that you sympathize. do you see a lot of yourself in this "milhouse"? hmmm?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... Nothing to do about it. But if you can't look at the past, how are you gonna change the future? ]
im trying to 2t3al 2om3 mcnugg3t2 but th3 clap of my a22ch33k2 k33p2 al3rting th3 und3rpaid 23rvic3 work3r2 at troll mcdonald2
I need to research ghost hunters so I know what to look out forrr when somebody apprrroaches me with intent to bust... gotta watch out for infrared scanners, dowsing rods, 3MF readers... mew~ but most importantly of all... the dreaded vacuum cleaner... mew~ 💖✨
♯fuck my ♯beverageless ♯drinkcel ♯life
♯mad
truly LOSER beh♠Vior to block someone you c♠n't st♠nd wh♠t h♠ppened to h♠r♠ssing the liVing shit out your enemies to m♠ke them regret eVery bre♠th of existence?
googles how to mail frogs to this motherfucker who keeps spamming me with cursed content because he cant take a joke that i even warned him was coming if he didnt move
- Most of the timme! 😂
Should I...text my ex........?
Doesn't make it less hurtful to remem8er in the middle of the night.
Actually thinking a8out it I fucked up a lot of potential quadrants huh?
- Please protect mme. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He'z a good for nothing jerk.
Looking to hire a new baker. The one we have iz broken.
oRGANIC, cHICKPEA MACARONI AND, vEGAN CHEESE, fOR MY EPIC DINNER, hECK YEAH, #mYePICdINNER
guyz how do u fix relationship issues x(
dont get me wvrong. i am an asshole. i am not ashamed of that. I wvill gladly hurt your feelings any day of the wveek. i'm actually vwery censored right nowv.
Water off a duck's back, my friend. Water off a duck's back. My forgiveness will always be meant for you. I do hope God extends you the same courtesy! - Mark 16:16
i will say that i duck under my compouija desk every time i see you say that line because i dont want to get staked in the chest again #gore
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I'm zo dead.
Guyz how do you block zomeone from zeeing your chitz. Guyz. He fucking made an account. I've beeen zhitting on him all night, fuuuuuck.
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
I don't duel.
UPDATE¡¡¡¡ I JUMPED DOWN THE HOLE¡¡¡ OW¡¡¡¡ GOOD NEWS I FOUND A CAEGAR¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ YIPPEE¡¡¡¡¡¡ *U*
Google, how do i treat 4th degree burns from candle wax. TIME SENSITIFVE
I should be higher on here.
If she's YOUR girl why is she coming towards ME with an AXE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY LUSUS IS A DEADBEAT PUNK ASS BITCH.
makiing a human2ona. name: biig kriingler age: 22 power2: all 2peciie2: human per2onaliity: bada22 weapon: throwiing 2tar2
someone said they were gonna kill my boss for cutting me / please don't / she's nice / my highblood coworker i will not comment on
V^ Man I'd hate f0r a particular grumpy g0ld bl00d that shares the same hive with me t0 c0me and sweep me 0ff my feet, that w0uld be s000 bad. #manifesting ^V
Thanks to Chittr, most of the trolls I am capable of actually looking through are now never doing anything and just scrolling on here.x If I am forced to see yet another "not safe for work" image through on3 of thos3 fuck3r5 aga1n, 1'll 533 that th31r account5 are FR13D to oblivion &}
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Okay. My kismesis isn’t mad at me. Whew. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ the website is kinda malfunctioning so much i think i could say i like asleep people and it'll get passed by #nsfw ]
Just took eyes of like a random lowblood, and just saw like a dozen weird creatures sorrounding a jadeblood.x Like seconds later they ganked the lowblood I was watching.x What the fuck is happening?y
There's fuckign. more dude theres like 8 of them running laps around my. hive outside i dont. know what they. want I'm throwing. rocks at them but they just get faster with. each successful hit contact me if. you know how to fix this #scary #paranormal
If sOmEOnE yOU hAvE rEd fEElIngs fOr Asks tO gO tO mAss wIth yOU, dOEs thAt cOUnt As A dAtE?
Heard scuffling outside so I. opened the front door and. shined a flashlight. Small bipedal. creature shrieked and. ran off into the. night. Should i be. worried do i like. call someone about this
u dont wanna KNOW what happened 2 me.......
i was french once......
the clown clux clan didn't like my last chit.