♦ pitied by @shepherdsMercy

like i kn0w its n0rmal and n0t inherently wr0ng t0 be nicer t0 pe0ple y0ure sexually attracted t0 but im always kinda disapp0inted when i think ive made a friend and its like 0h n0 d0nt w0rry, they wanna fuck #nsfw

In d0n't kn0w what ill be f0r hall0ween... I was h0ping id get t0 d0 a c0uples c0stume this year

Its 0kay every0ne leaves eventually and thats fine

As ive gr0wn 0lder and wiser ive c0me t0 terms with the fact that im just n0t attracted t0 pe0ple wh0 are nice 0r g00d and thats 0kay

I guess as a maid 0f time im destined t0 d0 what im t0ld

Casting spells and making p0ti0ns is sexier than sweeping the fl00r

I w0rry i w0nt feel happiness again until eridan c0mes back

hmmm...

Client wearing a yellow blouse knocked on the door to ask about a case and I nearly started blasting on instinct.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope back to thehive nope
Dude does. anyone know what this. thing. is that appeared. outside my hive like 15. minutes ago it's giving me a. wicked headache looking at it

၄⋆၃ im so kind and lovely im so kind and lovely im so kind and lovely im so kind and lovely im so kind and lovely im so kind and lovely im so kind and lovely im so kind and lovely

I’M FUCKING SAYING.

Yeah.Yeah..

၄⋆၃ this shit is soooo ass dot dot dot #thehorrors

I cant help but feel that the m0re p0pular unchained bec0mes the less pe0ple like me

♦️█ ░ hi every0ne... ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ s0rry. y0ur friend zebruh is. finished. there is. n0thing left. he is m0stly bald. his b0dy d0esnt w0rk anym0re. and he is. very. unalive. dude is like. dead type dead. n0t sure if i can w0rd that any m0re sensitively... ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ if anyb0dy has a b0dy theyre n0t using...preferably...a m0re girl type 0ne...that uh...l00ks nice in knees0cks...please...ill take lightly used...0r in...m0stly g00d c0nditi0n...i f0rg0t h0w nice it is t0 talk t0 pe0ple... ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ and it feels s0 wr0ng...desecrating the b0dy...0f s0me0ne wh0se death is s0 celebrated...and wh0 s0 many cared ab0ut...i really didnt kn0w... ▒ ▓♦️

Ha0uuuuu my fucking head #substances
MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOO #annoyed #partytooloud #nakedpeopleinmywoods #nsfw

fucks sake if there is a ghost in this room I cannot handle that what the fuck

Sad again

I will accept the truth with grace and h0n0ur

Q-Q

D0nt listen t0 me i have shit taste in men

Im hungry
>>| well. .i'm .on some kind .of roller coaster .of .emotions. been through .a lot .actually. .even through death.

0kay Im tired 0f this wh0le thing

Great n0w im pissed again

Why d0es he act like he cant see me c0ming 0nt0 him in dms and then asks f0r a handj0b in public chittr c0mments #nsfw

H0nestly? N0t g00d. But i d0nt want t0 get int0 it s0 h0w are y0u

Y0u all have bad taste?

c< tHe last tiMe sOMeONe iNteNtiONally MisgeNdered Me, i flayed tHeM alive #viOleNce #gOre prObably >c

Just wasting time 0n s0me0ne wh0 d0esnt deserve it again

Im s0 pathetic

I have my 0wn pyramid head and she wants t0 fucks me s0 bad #nsfw

Guys i think my c0w might be messed up

I miss him #cringeh0urs

Can cause some difficulty if I break anything or lose any blood

My blood is made of bones and other people's blood. My bones are made of blood and other people's bones. #lyricsposting

i WISH

They {you guys} all know that it {Casper's number nine key} was a victim to a terrible catastrophe {energy drink spillage}, but he {Casper} cannot for the life of him figure out how.

Its fine im sure ill be painted as the bad guy 0nce they realise

Theres a reas0n i d0nt talk t0 s0me pe0ple anym0re

My kull sc0re is lagging a little behind. Everyb0dy hate me please.

I didnt realise i had badges available N0w i can further s0lidify my shady reputati0n
@t+egoodScratc+doctor i am in cat+olic love wit+ you i want to be wed and +ave many genetically questionable grubs t+e only t+ing confession i +ave to make fat+er is my undying love to you t+at i will now loudly declare to ot+ers @cryptaest+eticCompanion @positivelyElated @emotionalCorpse

What do you mean trolls have their own vampiric species? What's next? Their own iteration of my sire?

((didnt realize how late it'll be so i won't be able to make it to the gala live

Sigh B0red Really wish s0meb0dy w0uld kidnap me right n0w

Okay. 😔

S0me0ne shut eridan up f0rever f0r me

My reputati0n is in shambles

G0d I have h0rrible taste in men
There is just something so awesome about being friends with the types of assholes that constantly try to pull you in ashenways and never consider that you might be fed up with it because everyone is always trying to ashenbait you because you just so HAPPEN to be jadeblooded! #vagueposting

G0ing g0 be celibate fr0m n0w 0n

D0nt w0rry ab0ut it
alright, who thE fuck is thE onE hating all of my posts. show yoursElf in thE commEnts dickwEEd. you can't just silEntly hatE mE, if you'rE gonna hatE mE do it loudly and proudly.
3mb3d fail som3on3 cull m3
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪

its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening

it's pretty telling that you sympathize. do you see a lot of yourself in this "milhouse"? hmmm?

im trying to 2t3al 2om3 mcnugg3t2 but th3 clap of my a22ch33k2 k33p2 al3rting th3 und3rpaid 23rvic3 work3r2 at troll mcdonald2
I need to research ghost hunters so I know what to look out forrr when somebody apprrroaches me with intent to bust... gotta watch out for infrared scanners, dowsing rods, 3MF readers... mew~ but most importantly of all... the dreaded vacuum cleaner... mew~ 💖✨
truly LOSER beh♠Vior to block someone you c♠n't st♠nd wh♠t h♠ppened to h♠r♠ssing the liVing shit out your enemies to m♠ke them regret eVery bre♠th of existence?

yeah the mojave just looks like that
googles how to mail frogs to this motherfucker who keeps spamming me with cursed content because he cant take a joke that i even warned him was coming if he didnt move

- Most of the timme! 😂
Should I...text my ex........?

- Please protect mme. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

oRGANIC, cHICKPEA MACARONI AND, vEGAN CHEESE, fOR MY EPIC DINNER, hECK YEAH, #mYePICdINNER

guyz how do u fix relationship issues x(

dont get me wvrong. i am an asshole. i am not ashamed of that. I wvill gladly hurt your feelings any day of the wveek. i'm actually vwery censored right nowv.
i will say that i duck under my compouija desk every time i see you say that line because i dont want to get staked in the chest again #gore
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confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor

b0dy hurts
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Google, how do i treat 4th degree burns from candle wax. TIME SENSITIFVE

I should be higher on here.

She's too powerful help me

If she's YOUR girl why is she coming towards ME with an AXE

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY LUSUS IS A DEADBEAT PUNK ASS BITCH.
makiing a human2ona. name: biig kriingler age: 22 power2: all 2peciie2: human per2onaliity: bada22 weapon: throwiing 2tar2

someone said they were gonna kill my boss for cutting me / please don't / she's nice / my highblood coworker i will not comment on

V^ Man I'd hate f0r a particular grumpy g0ld bl00d that shares the same hive with me t0 c0me and sweep me 0ff my feet, that w0uld be s000 bad. #manifesting ^V
Thanks to Chittr, most of the trolls I am capable of actually looking through are now never doing anything and just scrolling on here.x If I am forced to see yet another "not safe for work" image through on3 of thos3 fuck3r5 aga1n, 1'll 533 that th31r account5 are FR13D to oblivion &}

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Just took eyes of like a random lowblood, and just saw like a dozen weird creatures sorrounding a jadeblood.x Like seconds later they ganked the lowblood I was watching.x What the fuck is happening?y
There's fuckign. more dude theres like 8 of them running laps around my. hive outside i dont. know what they. want I'm throwing. rocks at them but they just get faster with. each successful hit contact me if. you know how to fix this #scary #paranormal

If sOmEOnE yOU hAvE rEd fEElIngs fOr Asks tO gO tO mAss wIth yOU, dOEs thAt cOUnt As A dAtE?
Heard scuffling outside so I. opened the front door and. shined a flashlight. Small bipedal. creature shrieked and. ran off into the. night. Should i be. worried do i like. call someone about this

u dont wanna KNOW what happened 2 me.......

i was french once......






















