Leenri Gumulo
@skatingAskew
Bl8des are for sk8tin!
i aM also open to non-bin8ry yaoi but w8it your turn its still woMens Month
but wut abt non-binary fluctuating yuyarioi hetslop? x?
i have to consult the experts if that still counts as yuri @barackObaMa @archiveAddict
president trollbaMa M8de 8 call to action for More yuri who wants to do non-bin8ry yuri with Me it's for p8triotisM and also yuri
not necess8rily #nsfw we can just st8re at each other and be too nervous to s8y anything this too is yuri
everything is yaoi yaoi yaoi with you bitches ;-;
nuh uh soMetiMes it's yuri and M8ybe even yaouri (nonbin8ry yaoi/yuri) if iM feeling spicy
i am gØing tØ spill sØmething Øn the flØØr. and nØt clean it up. crime.
Please stop posting about Pissgate. I am growing concerned.
So. Chittr. I come for advice. What to do. When someone asks for a date. From the club. We shared. Palmhusk numbers. But I don't know. What to do. This is new. To me.
call theM and then iMMedi8tely hang up out of panic that's what i do 👌
I'm starting #Pissgategate. Stop talking about #Pissgate.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind or if it's some weird magic thing, but the mirrors are doing that weird thing again where I look like someone else. Any tips?
s8y "that's how it be soMetiMes" and ignore it 🤘
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
WE BE DADPOSTING TODAY #LUSUS #PLATYPAPA https://files.catbox.Moe/lro244.png
I haven't put any on hiM before! Mostly I just do sick tricks over hiM nowad8ys!! Any suggestions?
HMM…let Me Consult The Fashionista Of The Manor For Her Opinion Then I’ll Get Back To You On That.
After Intense And In Depth Discussion We Have CoMe To The Decision Of A Fedora Or Tophat, It Is Up To You.
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ive decided you guys are in charge of naming my weird orange cat ive already had someone suggest nuclear bomb for him suggest shit or agree with nuclear bomb
:33< hang on i got this i know how to get bitches X00< PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASS333333333333 (with rizz)
better results if you ask perMission to rizz theM up first because bitches love politeness
gonna invent 8 new type of surgery called kind surgery and i dunno what it ent8ils yet because i don't know how to surgery but part of the recovery process is kissing the hoMies goodnight and also eating lots of junk food and M8ybe 8 c8ke all by yourself
May I create a policy inspired by this?
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
I would like to thank @skatingAskew for bringing this nomination to my attention.
If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses.
id like to noMin8te rankM8id for 8 Medal of honor @archiveAddict