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Your efforts are pleasing to hear. Thank you, valued constituent.
have the rankest dreams 0v0
((unrelated to anything but i just had my first ever T shot :3))
I would like to thank @skatingAskew for bringing this nomination to my attention.
ah... this... this is a dream come true i never thought i would be recognized for such a high honor trollbama-sama sir
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses.
We're posting full body photos? What fun! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c83577959fc.png - Colossians 3:2
// OOC but what if Jade Harley was called Jade Gnarly and she just skateboarded the whole time
B33 < this kinda sounds like recofuring from depurression
// NO THIS IS SO REAL SHES LIT MY SUMMER GOAL!! rping her is helping me more open and not an insufferable quiet shit who rambles about quadrants and cronkri - vantas/makara dynamics
sometimes twagan thinks back to when they wewe just an even widdwew wiggwew ..... it was just soooo hawd to find aaaany cute cwothes that twagan couwd affowd on a gowdbwoods stipend !!!!! X( thats when twagan decided to stawt making bespoke outfits that wewe adowabwe AND affowdabwe !!!!! if youwe a wowbwood and you need high quawity cwothes dont fowget to check out twagans onwine stowe !!!!! X333 owdew in the next houw and youw shipment wiww come with a FWEE xywitow3hwaww bwand cupcake pwattew baked fwesh by twagan themsewf !!!!! yummy ummy ummy !!! X3 xywitow3hwaww - "its in good taste!"
⠀#nsfw #nsfw #nsfw
⠀#nsfw #hornyposting
Clearly, the time for my seppuku is not upon us. My fellow constituents, fear no longer. Allow me to intervene.
i am evry1's fav Gyaru chick
i want to personally apologize to each of my friends whom i have not yet followed back or follow back after many interactions with them! it is not on purpose i just do not think to do it since i see everyone so frequently! gomen
ᯓ𝄞 1... 2... 3... Miku Miku beam! (*’▽’)ノ＾—==ΞΞΞ☆ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO. DO IT.
Peenus
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
16000 characters is a lot of room you know... i think i know what i need to do!
OR IN FURNITURE! IF ANYONE FROM THE FELT IS READING THIS DONT LOOK INSIDE THE CHAIRS IN ANY ROOM!
Solid Snake and Otacon did something together @archiveAddict
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
Love can bloom, even on the battlefield. Also hate can bloom on the battlefield. And moirailship can bloom on the battlefield. Not sure about the clubs one, though. Not sure what the deal is with that.
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_outfits.png hewes a spwead of outfit concepts twagan dwew up fow twagans wast fashion show !!!!!!!! owiginawwy twagan was going to pick one of these outfits to weaw to jeevik week ..... but twagan eventuawwy decided to go with theiw iconic wook !!!!!! sometimes simpwe is bettew !!! pwease feew fwee to weave a chitt bewow wetting twagan know which outfit you wike the best !!!!! ow weast ..... up to you !!!!! X333 #fashion #fashionicon #fashionweek #iwovefashion #cwothesaweamazing #yaaaaaaay #X3
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_gwam.gif thwowback !!!!!!!!! stiww one of twagans favowitest designs !!! even though some peopwe cwiticized it fow being "too bowd" and "weiwd" ....... wike um yeah !!! its cawwed HAUTE COUTUWE !!!!! duhhhhhhhhh !!!!! get with the pictuwe sweepyhead !!!!!!!! thats the POINT !!!!!!!! X///
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So-CalleD "FreE ThinkerS" WheN There'S A FunnY LittlE CheckmarK:
React to this post and I'll assign you the dessert I would associate most closely with you, with varying degrees of effort and interpretation based upon how much I enjoy you or remotely give a hoot about your existence.
Chittring and driving is fine as long as I’m the one doing it.
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To Yaoi
HERES A TIP FROM A DRIP! HATSUNE MIKU IS REAL AND SHE IS YOUR FRIEND! SHE TWEETED THIS ONCE AND SHE WOULDNT LIE TO ME RIGHT? THIS HAS BEEN AN EPIC #DRIPTIP TM DRIP TIP LLC 867-5309
I will look into it. Thank you for the suggestion, I strive to make Alternia a better place for all.
Yuri is cool.