Chryss Mclean
@starPower
ALRIGHT CAMPERRRRS!
THE WOKE HIGHBLOOD *WILL* BE MAKING A GUEST APPEARANCE IN THE COMING SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!
CAMPERS. AUDITION. NOW!!!!! CHECK MY PINNED CHIT FOR DETAILS! YOU HAVE TO AUDITION TO SAVE THE WOOOOORLD!
ALLLLLRIGHT LATE NIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! RISE AND SHINE, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND FIRES AT ALL HOURS OF THE CYCLEEEEE! IF YOU WANT TO BE WOKEN UP AT UNGODLY HOURS BY A BELL (IT'S A REAL ONE, I HAVE IT, I LOVE TO RING IT) TO SIGNAL AN UNEXPECTED CHALLENGE, CHECK OUT THE PINNED COMMENT FOR AUDITION DETAILS!
REMEMBER CAMPERRRRRS! THERE WILL BE *REAL* CELEBRITY GUESTS HOSTING SOME OF THE CHALLENGES ON THIS SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL! SO EVEN IF YOU LOSE, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR FIFTEEN SECONDS OF FAME BY RUBBING ELBOWS WITH A BONAFIDE CELEB! SO TAAAAAKE THE LEAP! SEND IN YOUR AUDITION TAPES TODAY! DETAILS IN MY PINNED CHIT!
Weren't you in prison or something. What happened to that. ♥︎
HEY GUUUUUYS! DON'T FORGET, THE PROCESS FOR APPLYING TO THE NEXT SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL IS DETAILED IN MY PIIIIINNED POST! YOU HAVE TO APPLY WITH THE FORM AND CHIT YOUR AUDITION TAPE! FAME, FORTUNE, AND A FAVOR FROM THE GOD OF LIFE HERSELF: JAAAAANE CROCKER!
HEY CAMPERRRRRS! LEAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR CHALLENGEEEEES AND WE MIGHT USE A FEW IN THE COMING SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL!
ALLLLLRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY, ANOTHER CHANCE TO BE FAAAAAMOUS! IF YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND, MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT MY PINNED COMMENT AND GET THOSE AUDITIONS ROLLLLLING IN! YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY FIRST!
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. GOD TIER/IMMORTAL/ETC. APPLICANTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. SORRY FOLKS, NO DIVINITY ALLOWED HERE! THE GRAND PRIZE FOR WINNING WILL BE A FAST TRACK TO SLEEEEEAZY TABLOID FAME, A SMALL FORTUNE, AND *ONE* FAVOR OF YOUR CHOICE GRANTED BY @GUTSYGUMSHOE WITH EITHER HER INCREDIBLE GODLIKE POWERS OR HER INFINITE CAPITALISTIC REACH. THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE AQUARIUS ISLANDS, THE FORMER SITE OF #ERIDANWEEK, COMPLEEEEETELY RENOVATED INTO A STUNNING SUMMER CAMP-ESQUE SETTING. DON'T WORRY, THE CHALLENGES ARE TOOOOOTALLY SAFE! WE HAD TONS OF CROCKERCORP INTERNS TEST THEM OUT, AND OOOOONLY A FEW OF THEM PERMADIED! ON THAT TOPIC, THIS SEASON OF STUUUUUNNING TELEVISION WILL BE SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP, AIRING EXCLUSIVELY ON THE BETTYBROADCAST WORLDWIDE NETWORK (BBW). THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO HOST THE FIRST! EVER! INTEEEEERDIMENSIONAL SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND. YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 1ST TO GET YOUR AUDITIONS IN, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE FINAL CAST! WE WILL BEGIN LIVE BROADCASTING ON MAY 11TH! PLEASE *READ* AND FILL OUT THE ATTACHED FORM TO GET YOUR STRUTPOD IN THE DOOR AND SECURE YOUR POTENTIAL PLACE IN TELEVISION HISTORY! DISCLAIMER: WE MAKE NO PROMISES THAT ANYONE WHO SOMEHOW PERISHES DURING THE FILMING WILL BE REVIVED. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4LZUEZDJBB3IJUQD8
this is amazing i can't wait to watch troll total drama island
ALLLLLRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! ONLY A FEW SPOTS LEFT FOR SEASON ELEVEN OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND! WE'RE STILL SIFTING THROUGH THE AUDITION TAPES, BUT WE'RE ACCEPTING LAAAAAST MINUTE APPLICATIOOOOONS! DON'T BE SHY NOWWWWW!
WAIT IS IT STILL POSSIBLE TO SIGN UP??? PLEASE!!!
THAT'S RIGHT! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND! IS GOING INTERDIMENSIONAL!
ALLLLLRIGHT, WHAT'S ALL THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT AN IIIIISLAND? IS SOMEONE CHOMPING AT MYYYYY BIT?
IF IT ISN'T ON----E OF MY MOST FAVORIT-----E S)(OWRUNN----ERS OF ALL TIM-----E mclean. )(ow are you farin t)(is fine afternoon.
ALL IS ASH AND DARKNESS
I'M DOING GRRRRREAT EMPRESS! GETTING READY FOR ANOTHER EEEEEXCITING SEASON TO LAUNCH VERY SOON!
)(ope to see some real good culliminations t)(is season. a)(, your last season kept me on t)(e edge! and t)(e deat)(s! truly poetic.
WE HAVE SOME VERRRRRY SPECIAL GUESTS LINED UP FOR SOME OF THE CHALLENGES! HERE'S A LITTLE HINT: THIS IS SHAPING UP TO BE A *MIRRRRRTHFUL* SEASON!
