♠ hated by @starPower
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! here's my audition tape for Total Drama Island Interdimensional. @gutsyGumshoe @starPower [Trycks stares at the camera, and blinks a few times, before realizing that it's actually on. She grins, a little belatedly. "INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE! My name is Filigree Hallowen - though informally you may also know me as Trycks Treats, or The Thespian. I'm, uh, a legislacerator and a gamblignant. I'm really good at arguing-" [there's a cut to some footage of Trycks in courtblock, in a shouting match with the opposing legislacerator, though there's no audio, and then a powerpoint transition that goes through different cases she's won.] [The camera cuts back] "-and thinking strategically-" [This shot appears to be security footage, slightly grainy and timestamped, of four trolls sitting around a dimly-lit table with jazz playing in the background. There's piles of chips in the middle of the table, and next to each troll. The camera zooms in on Trycks as sev says, "CROSS EXAMINATION! does it resolve?" and no one can counter whatever she just played. The other players all shove about half their chips towards the middle pile, and Trycks looks up at the camera and smirks.] [The shot cuts back.] "-and, frankly, I just have a killer stage presence." The camera pans slightly to the side, lingering on a massive, ornately enrgaved battleaxe, and there's a shot of Trycks' hand reaching to grab it. The video ends.]
Ahem. Due to several auditions having been submitted for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL without the final tapes being published to the feed, @starPower and I are allowing an emergency final 24 hours for any remaining submissions. Please feel free to message me directly with any inquiries. See @starPower's pinned post for submission details. The broadcast will begin on May 11th. See you there!
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
Weren't you in prison or something. What happened to that. ♥︎
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Since concern has been raised about this, I feel the need to clarify. We do not use our company's intern program as "an eXcuse to abuse lowbloods." We at #MacroCullsmos are an equal-opportunity employer, and have interns on all stripes of the hemospectrum. Highbloods are not given any hiring preference, and must work their way up the corporate ladder, just as any other troll. When we deal out corporal punishment to our wretched and unworthy interns, it is equal-opportunity #violence. - MC Oleana