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“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture
⚇ Angels 60:11 ⚇ "Your bones will break, your blood will cool, your horns will crack and your flesh will rot. None of us are gonna be around forever, not a single one of us. Up there, though, there's a forever waiting for you. Don't be fearful to shed mortality when time comes, kin." ⚇
mUch hOly wOrk hAs bEEn dOnE cArnIvAl gAmEs hAvE bEEn sEt, trAIlErs lIkE thE clOwns Of Old OncE lIvEd OUt Of, And mOst ImpOrtAnt Of All, thE hOly bIg tOp hAs bEEn ErEctEd. AmEn I sAy, tOmOrrOw, thE cArnIvAl Is In tOwn cArnIvAls 20:24 And thUs, trAdItIOn wAs bOrn. wE wOUld nO lOngEr bE wIthOUt OUr mAsks, OUr fAcEs, jEErIng And smIlIng At thE rEst Of thE UnbEknOwnst wOrld. wE hAd OUr hAnds On sOmE shIt thEy cOUld nEvEr drEAm Of
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #mirthfulpO2ting #clurch DEVOTION2 9:22 "BLE22ED ARE THO2E WHO 2PILL BLOOD ON THE 2IDEWALK TILE; fOr they knOw the truth Of 2Oiled grOund. BLE22ED I2 YOUR FURY; thrOugh their bleed2 yOu feed the weed2. BLE22ED ARE YOUR CLUB2; fOr they 2hall OvercOme the weak. BLE22ED I2 YOUR MIRTH; thrOugh laugh2 and chaff2 yOu will guide thy glOry. BLE22ED ARE WARDEN2 OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CARNIVAL: fOr they knOw what await2 them beyOnd the veil." ○ ● ○
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #clurch #mirthful #miracle2 Beep. Beep. Bitche2. :O) 2cripture 2hit cOming thrOugh. CONVICTION 78:90 "And when yOu watch the pitter-patter Of cOwardly retreat2 and when yOu breathe in the 2tench Of death and when yOu hear the dying grOan2 Of the nOnbeliever2 and when yOu feel the weight Of yOur duty and when yOu ta2te the nectar Of the me22iah2 twO-fOld Only then can yOu under2tand the righteOu2 faith. ONLY THEN CAN YOU UNDER2TAND THE MEANING OF MY WORD2. Only then can yOu under2tand the impOrtance Of my miracle2." ○ ● ○
“There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked” - Colors 27:27 #Scripture #inspiration
they dø nøt make tøøls øf us because we wøuld be wørthless withøut them. but because they knøw høw tø dø nøthing but take. because they are nøt wørthy øf willing service. they may break yøur bødy. they may break yøur mind. dø nøt alløw them tø break yøur spirit. remember them før what they truly are. remember that sømething harmless is never held in chains.
cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth"
⚇ Hot Shit, (Pale Letters) 23:22 ⚇ "Still your frantic pusher, my love. Let your eyes close soft. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The Messiahs look down on our pity with purest approval, diamond mine, and oh how I pity you. I'll hold you. I'll be your port in the storm. Just shut your tired eyes and I'll keep you safe. Shoosh, shoosh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
zAzzEl 6:70 “EAt shIt And dIE yOU bItchAss mOthErfUckEr” A frEqUEntly qUOtEd pIEcE Of scrIptUrE! I thOUght It bEst tO tEAch thE mAssEs In cAsE It Is qUOtEd AgAIn sOOn... #scrIptUrE
A tAd EArly bUt whEn hAs sUch EvEr stOppEd mE jOIn Us On thE fIrst sAtUrdAy Of thE nExt pErIgrEE fOr A nIght Of mIrth And cElEbrAtIOn A nO-cUll cArnIvAl, wIth fUn gAmEs, prIzEs, hOly rItUAls, blOOd OffErIng And A sElEctIOn Of mEAts And chEEsEs! spOnsOrEd by thE hOly clUrch jOIn In thE rEvElrIEs, All ArE wElcOmE, And All shAll lEAvE AlIvE blEssEd bE thE hOly mEssIAhs
cArnIvAls 12:4 "...And At thE End Of thE nIght I wAtchEd thEm ErEct thE bIg tOp. thEIr 'fAmIly' dAncEd And sAng And drAnk mErry As thE lArgE tEnt EclIpsEd thE rIsIng sUn, prOvIdIng shAdE And shEltEr fOr All frOm Its Angry glArE. I thInk thAt's whEn I fIrst fElt It, thE cAmArAdErIE, thE mIrth." #scrIptUrE
It sEEms A rElAtIvEly pOsItIvE rEspOnsE In thE End! I shAll cOmmIssIOn A gOOd brOthEr Of thE clUrch tO crEAtE A wOrthy pOstEr fOr #chIttr-cArnIvAl whIch Is whAt I Am cAllIng It! :) plAnnIng shAll bEgIn thEn
Ah Uhm, wEll- thE lOrd OUr grAnd hIghblOOd dOEs gIvE OUr kIn spEcIAl prIvIlEgEs ImmUnE frOm ImpErIAl lAw fOr sUch ImpOrtAnt rEAsOns As thIs! I Am sUrE thEy wIll AdOrE lEArnIng Of clOwn cUltUrE :)
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ it w◕uld ruin tha wh◕le thang :-( it's hard t◕ sing and play and have fun with every◕ne if thay're all running and screaming
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ that's ◕kay!!! every◕ne is welc◕me under tha big t◕p!!! I am still excited t◕ see
I Am dIscUssIng wIth sIstEr phynnIE, bUt, I knOw nOt If Any wOUld AttEnd If pErhAps, On thE sEcOnd tO fInAl sAtUrdAy Of EAch pErIgrEE, wE hOld A cArnIvAl cUlmInAtIng In A mAss? Uhm, cUllIng wOUld bE dIsAllOwEd, thOsE InclInEd tO sUch hAvE plEnty Of mAssEs! thIs OnE wOUld bE mOrE tO- shArE clOwn cUltUrE, And gEt tOgEthEr, kIn And OUtsIdEr AlIkE It Is An EArly IdEA I knOw, bUt, It fEEls rIght tO my pUshEr!!! #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrth
SHORT ONE TODAY BUT NONE THE MOTHERFUCKIN LESS A GOOD ONE. “Waste all. Want All.” -Laughter 5:16 #scripture #inspiration
"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration
why, hell@!! glad t@ meet y@u as well, len@re!! @u@ i'm quite faithful t@ the mirthful messiahs and the teachin' they have t@ give us, i f@und a real sense @f c@mmunity in the church i hadn't had bef@rehand. its quite the delight. @u@ i miss g@in' t@ the c@ngregati@n, but its hard t@ d@ s@ in the v@id. ^u^
⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇
"thE lOUdEr thy lAUghtEr, thE brIghtEr thy plAcE bEnEAth thE EtErnAl lIghts." rEvElrIEs 52:13 It hAs bEEn A whIlE sIncE I hAvE pOstEd hOly #scrIptUrE! :)
⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Letters To The Empress 9:99 ⚇ “AYYYY BITCH, it’s ya girl here! Listen listen, I’m just paging ya to ask somethin’ rq then I’ll get out of your huuuge hair, bestie!! So like, I’m The Grand Highblood now and I’m trying to, y’know, #SpreadTheGoodWord! And I figured the best way to do that is if you allowed us to take our freakshow on the road! Now, I know what you might be thinking. “Whaaaat? This chick wants *more* clowns?” and the short answer to that is yes, absolutely. Think of it like this: The more faithful there are under our banner, the more clowns *you* have to do your dirty work. Capiche?” -From Luxxie Lihten, 13th Grand Highblood. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering (Of Saint Killjoy, the Isolated) 50:1 ⚇ "I can't take it. I can't take it! A clown is supposed to be with their quadrants, with their FAMILY! This isolation breaks me, bends my bones out of shape until I am naught but tears and fury. What good is my blood if I have no one to share it with? What good is my honking if I ain't got a sibling to honk back at me? Please, return me to my family. Put me back under the sky where the Messiahs can see me. Bring me back. Please. PLEASE!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
lAUghtEr 2:17-21 "And gIEvE tO All whAt yOU hOld, fOr nUthIn Is Evr trUly yUOrs Orh sOmEthIn lIEk thAt Ur nOEt AddIng thjIs tO thE hOEly bOOk rIghht? fUgk…” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
sUffErIng 38:3 "I fEEl thEIr AbsEncE lIkE A wOUnd, thE lAck Of thEIr lAUghtEr lIkE tInnItUs. thEsE hAlls wErE OncE fUll Of kIn, dAncIng And lAUghIng And prAyIng tOgEthEr. nO mOrE, nO mOrE." #scrIptUrE
hIlArItIEs 13:24 “nOt All whO wAndEr ArE lOst, ExcEpt fOr thAt bItch hE’s gOt nO clUE whErE hIs Ass Is” #scrIptUrE
(( The ability to pity a post instead of liking it on chittr has poisoned by ability to be normal on other social media I keep looking for the pity button ))
⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇
we need to start lying to nosy people more.
(NOW^I^DONT^BE^AT^ALL^UNDERSTANDIN^THE^WHOLE^THING^ABOUT^HATIN^AND^PUTTIN^DOWN^OTHER^BROTHERS^AND^SISTERS^FOR^THEIR^BLOOD^)0:=^SHITS^MAD^FUCKED,^I^BE^THINKIN^THAT^EVERY^SINGLE^MOTHERFUCKER^OUT^THERE^SHOULD^BE^LIVIN!!^BECAUSE^THERES^NO^WAY^IM^JUST^GONNA^BE^ACCEPTIN^THE^IDEA^THAT^SOME^FOLKS^ARE^BORN^TO^JUST^BE^DYIN^AND^SHIT,^EVERY^DAMN^GRUB^BE^MATTERIN^AS^FUCK!!!)
⚇ AMEN. ⚇
⚇ Conviction 22:40 ⚇ "Do not just survive, my kin. Live. In whatever ways and means are available to you, live. Make it fuckin' worth it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ TH3YR3 1NV3NT1N6 8UR63RZ TH4T 34T Y0U 84CK!!!!! 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
anyone can be measured in apples. if you +ry hard enough.
ִ ࣪𖤐 CatcH! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
and the blood pooled into the chalice she drank deep, purple stained her teeth sharp like wits sharp like blades sharp like words it flowed down the throat in gulps and hit her insides turning her to dust to dust she returned satisfied for her work was done
o°~teeheehee~°o oh, i am quite fond of this verse hoohoohoo haahaahaa teeheehee!~°o glub honk!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
next time he hosts a four hour seminar on why my movies are not my own but instead a product of my upbringing and society ill be sure to invite you.
We can't talk here. Let's go spend 47 Caegars on the Jeremy Renner app.
Instead of therapy I suggest beating up people who have wronged you.
Oh! Ah yEs Uhm, I Am OnE Of thE scrIptUrly schOlArs hErE thAt Is cOrrEct!
// Watched Project Hail Mary last night and SIGH, I love it. -thinks about sacrificial lambs and scapegoats <3 -
music.made.of.aggressive.screams.always.calm.the.pusher.for.me
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future