♦ pitied by @taurineAnalyst
speciies: cybern..etic chitinflae,yr castte: uprple diet: omnivore status: threatened notable for beinga purplebloo dlusus that can flyy ,,which is pretty raree since most rae amphibi ous. they are very tterritoriial. .the photgorapher was actually in the processso f hid,in..g from this one https://i.postimg.cc/Y9yTdZ8s/IMG-4843.png
Having some sort of a mechanical eye is akin to the oddest possible feeling one could have, every micromovement, every slight twitch, every miniscule turn is akin to that of a oh so miniscule electrical signal being sent out as the eye adjusts to the direction it has been commanded to show me. There's semblance of an odd, consistently electrical static feeling that always remains where my right eyeball was, some sort of.. phantom absence of something that was once gone now replaced with a mechanical alternative that is connected to my thinkpan.
its not ““paranoia”” if theyyy r rllyyy out to get u
collected all the wwyrm orbs to summon the wwishwwyrm and if youre wwonderin wwhat i wwished for an your name happens to be SOL wwhy dont you go measure your forehead freak
[⚙︎ My abi|ity to scro|| past highb|ood posts is unpara||e|ed apparent|y. ⚙︎]

jfw hfru|hg wojfo wsk w|ye yeA :) #dA|lyAffff|rmAt|onssh
my thinkpan feels just shy @f expl@ding. >n< WHY IS THERE P@LLEN IN THE V@ID AND H@W!? >A<
VIN REALLY WENT OUT AT THIS HOUR TO GET SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. GULLIBLE LITTLE SHIT. HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT HIMSELF. :)
this shit is cutthroat you gotta HOPE and CHEER when your opposition gets cut. wheres your blloodllust? your RAGE?
nothins wwrong wwith you that cant be put right wwith a series of catastrophically traumatic misadvventures wwith your old cohort eridan
⋆˚🐾˖°i made one pozt n went to go bark at the delivizcerator nd i come back 2 everyone bouncin on it. peace and love on planet alternia #nzfw #bouncingonit°˖🐾˚⋆
bouncing on it and by it. i mean my bouncy castle #suggestive

Z. the green thing continuez to zpout the magic of friendzhip howw do i make it ztop .Z

bounCin' on it in a way that 6ets me to my next delivery point faster. Cus it's ridin' a hoofbeast y'know?
DoctoRx's RxemindeRx: please clean youRx fucking sheath. #nsfw ᝰ

I KNEW I GOT FUCKING SCAMMED, I PAID LIKE 10 CAEGARS FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND THE ENGINE DOESNT EVEN WORK PROPERLY

MY SCUTTLEBUGGY WONT START DAMN IT I NEED TO TRANSPORT MY TREBUCHETS AND BALLISTA'S AND WHATNOT FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT FUCK IT, IM SMASHING THE ENGINE WITH A IMPROVIZED CLUB. #VAGUEPOSTING

// i'm sorry for keeping up with political posts on this homestuck rp site i just wanted to say that I'm so fucking tired of seeing everyone generally positive attitude towards russia and it's culture like it genuinely makes me frustrated as someone who can fucking die like any other day thanks to this country
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Cookin/baking%20clenup.jpg Ah the glories of bringing something to life with my own hands. Yeast you are so amazing~
I am pu††ing in †he effor† †o no† be "unse††ling" or "a sick fuck" (however uncou†h †ha† phrasing is) on o†hers pos†s. You are welcome.








