♦ pitied by @technicalAbjection
god mOtherfuckIn damn my back hurts
=^owo^= dont get your splooge on my fucking books #nsfw
ugh, stupid ovErflowing workload. anyonE wanna bE mE for a whilE?
just had completely passionless sex with this plane i rented. jesus christ i need to find better ways to spend this inheritance money my life is an empty husk. #nsfw
im feeling ready #nsfvw this is my first nsfvw p0st h0vw am i d0ing gang?
Are we talking. About "types." I haven't had the chance. To think about it. But as long. As you're not Zyggie. We can work something out.
hey so im in dAngEr of bEIng cUllEd at #EridAnwEEk AgaIn for sOmE shit i may or may not hAvE pOstEd AboUt AlreAdy dOEs AnyonE know any gOOd hIdIng spots
The whining from my boss. Is already kinda getting to me.
gAmblIng UpdatE 2. im bAnnEd.
my buggy won't start.
=^owo^= I nearly die every night trying to spread the word to those who may listen. That is living.
you think your days going fine then boom lamprey toilet prank
=^owo^= great now i have a bum ass hater
ugh i got up to get a blanket and when i sat back down i sat on my tail wrong X(
."Getting laid" is very fun and sexY. ?"Getting ofF"? .Great news as welL. ...So you'd think getting "laid off" would be even better, ,but alaS...
I once had a flushed quadrant.. But that was sweeps ago. I do kind of miss her sometimes though.
visited here and everyone knew you #nsfw https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/73/6d/4f/736d4f7fcac8c0054bb839b698fb3674.jpg
boys we have run out of shaving cream
sOmE fUckIng AssholE pAintEd a fAkE tUnnEl on a wall and i drOvE strAIght IntO it. god damn it man. just InconsideratE. i wreck on my own terms.
mIcrowavE on fIrE.
=^owo^= feeling more human than troll these days
currently seeking out hugs :(
Uh. He tried. To hit on me. Flushed feelings. But mine are caliginous in nature. So no dice.
n0 0ne can run a j0ke int0 the gr0und quite like the chittr hivemind.
=^owo^= Missionary work is not going well. I have been almost killed a three doors today.
=^owo^= A mouth that cannot scream is still a body that must fight. Resist.
th3y got my 4zz for r34lz.
:33 < It is now my mission to get a karkitty harem
Ngl I miss my legs. And my dick. B( #nsfw
gay bareback gloryhole amateur #nsfw video
@tipsyGnostalgic#4795 Your move. https://pbs.tWimg.com/media/Duk3uWSX4AEoxcj?format=jpg&name=900x900
Sometimes you just have to be a #fakebitch till it gets you someWhere.
=^owo^= I've already been mistaken for Nyasha. Wonderful.
im qUeuIng just for the tiny fUckIn chAncE i get to cOmbO yOU for 40 mInutEs
hooOonk hooOnk hOoOonk hOoOnk hoonk hOoOnk hOonk hOOOnk hOoOonk hOoOnk honk HOoonk hOnk hoooonk honk hOooonk hooOnk hOoOonk hOoOnk honk hOnk hOOOnk hoooOnk honk hoOonk hooOonk hooOnk hOoOonk hOoOnk hooOonk hooOnk hOoOonk hOoOnk hooOonk hooOnk hOoOonk hOoOnk hooOonk hooOnk hOoOonk hOoOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk
ok. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4gdcjj83q4.png #nsfw
NOT POSTING SPHERES. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
🍌- HEY I HEARD WE'RE POSTING OUR GLOBES HERE??? HOW ABOUT SOME DANCING PECS!!! CRANKY AIN'T HERE TO STOP ME THIS TIME!!! https://file.garden/YDmqUqMz-xKjrFzA/%5B1%5D%20Chittr_Stuff/lusus_donkey_kong_dancing%20_pecs.gif
wwell im late arent i https://files.catbox.moe/zitofo.png #nsfww
:33 < *ac consults her shipping wall and nods her head after what has just conspired*
i need s0me0ne t0 match my freak in ways that are viscerally upsetting t0 the general public.
Heard scuffling outside so I. opened the front door and. shined a flashlight. Small bipedal. creature shrieked and. ran off into the. night. Should i be. worried do i like. call someone about this
who up touchin on the inside of they bulb socket
'Chat' hooow dooo I discreetly reply tooo a #nsfw pooost withooout looosing any and all credibility. Ah well. Sooo much fooor using this as a business accooount.
I don’t want any of these hoes anymore I’m auctioning them off.
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i fчck like it;s for sчrvival as if it;s the last sip of water i;ll ever get #nsfw
i lOvE clOckIng IntO the post InflammatOry stAtemEnts OnlinE fActOry
iIif you come iIinto my doctor offiIice askiIing for rouge the bat wiIider than she iIis tall wiIith tiIits to match, youre not my patiIient anymore. youre my brother
Okay. So. Told the boss. To expect my resignation. And he began to cry and wail. Uh. Shit. I can't ditch him. It's fine though. He pays me well.
i dont give a fuck about my kult score #niche #underground #selectfew #indie
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/imagee2aa00d7f25f1366.png GuESS FuCKING WHO. HINT. IT IS ME. #GORE #IS NO REASON NOT TO CLICK #GOOD NEAR HALF TO DEATH ON THIS #FOR YOuR FUCKING LIFE EVEN #YOu TWERPASS FuCKING GOONS
people keep blowing up my husktop telling me to "go home" and "let my blood filter the toxins" lmao. as if. teal isn't just a caste, it's the exact color of the bottles i'm emptying tonight. mind your own business, if the legislacerators want the party to end they can come drag me off the floor themselves.
/ /i the blog runner took two hours to eat a single hamburger like a moron
There Was No Reason To Hate My Chitt Karkat I Hope You Are Aware
The Mother Grub Has Once Again Thrown Her Entire Lunch Tray
Shout out to th€ troll at trollbucks ₩ho actuall¥ both€r€d to g€t m¥ simpl€ ord€r right.
Just telling him I'm quitting. He's kind of. Really immature.
I wish I could, Slenderman. I really would like to.
I think the toughest part about longing for a home that doesn't exist anymore is that you even miss everything that hurt, just because it coincided with comfort that ran alongside it.
Today was a healing.
I think. My boss knows. Something is up.
#nowplaying String Quartet No. 12 in F Major by Antonin Dvořák on my violin #Myviolin #Classical #Classy #Sophisticatedwoman
19 caeger fr00tnite card wh00 wants it #nsfw \\
when y0u guys say s0mething is f0r the girls and the gays can y0u include me in that as well? the girls, the gays, and s0llux, if it's n0t t00 much tr0uble. thanks.
$d :: its just like 9esterchum all over again, does anyone still use that?
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOOnk hOoOnk
This meowtherfucker is serious.
♧ I’m Not Surprised This Place Is Cropping Back Up Slenderman. And Now To Wait For The Theorists To Start. ♧
ripping my suit off to reveal a tight ass spiderman suit its gooning time #nsfw
Oh no, my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery.
hello chittr https://files.catbox.moe/qaibdt.png #nsfww #notactually #ifyoureexpectinsomethinsuperraunchyyoullbesorelydisappointed
cønsøle.løg("i'm starting tø think a løt øf the trølls here are future darwin award winners");
please know you all are like a petri dish to me and i'm deeply enjoying watching you all do your thing while i take notes. 0‿0
fourteen and a half pounds of solid gold
I LIKE RUBBING MY BELLY.
my tail is wagging and im gonna cuddle you
⚘'m sleepy and my th⚘nkpan hurts a b⚘t so ⚘'m probably head⚘ng to my recuperacoon ⚘'ll leave my dms open why not
Al2o, 2inc3 it2 alr3ady my pfp http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/116543652_y3J1Kk2v3N0zgW6.png
aw fuck. mAdE AnothEr lAsEr cAnnOn. i wAntEd a fUckIn AutomatIc cUpholdEr
=^owo^= oh were postin photos ok ill post one of nyasha and i. vote on ur phones are we clones or biproducts of the fusion dance https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347585645759430666/1485854336021037086/jtn1vt5.png?ex=69c3612f&is=69c20faf&hm=3a8388c414999a24733382b363671c53b6b1cd5774677308a34dbd73ba7463c0&animated=true
I remembered why I left this website. I'm no+t go+nna leave any time so+o+n because this is a fo+rm o+f self harm.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Oh that's bulge... that's bulge on my chittr timeline... #nsfw #disappointed #Chasity ]
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
<^(Big Bounty doesn’t w^^nt you to know the m^^rket for evvil twink revvenge. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.)^>
i'm so glad everyone is using this chat client that spans several timelines responsibly.
the club i usually perform at got bought out / it's hard to say goodbye to so many good memories
is that a bomb in ur pocket or is ur peankts ticking quickly like its abt to epxlode
You might believe my identifying myself as a violet blood is counterproductive to my anti trollthoritarian allegiances but I assure you it’s actually a revolutionary act of reclamation. It has nothing to do with my brand of being purple.
goodnight everybody.
I'm not responding to any of those suggestions because they're all terrible. I will be buying a mystery box off the dark web, and a 12 pack of Crumbl cookies.
V^ I immediately realized that means pe0ple will pay attenti0n t0 me and I panicked. ^V
aw fuck i might hAvE. fUuuuUck. fUuuuuuuuuuuUck i think i mIssEd OUt.
V^ Is this a safe space? Can I talk ab0ut h0w fucked up being a jade is? ^V
V^ Actually nevermind, I g0t shy. ^V
"cis male ttrolls don'tt have rumblespheres" buddy my boyffriend's putt mine tto shame #nsffw
"why do your boyffriends hitt you" BECAUSE I LIKE ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TTWO BUFFFF RAGEBOUND DERSITTE BOYFFRIENDS AND I WANTT TTHEM TTO PUNCH ME
nah ones my kismesis tthe otther is my redrom (kinda fflushed kinda pale offfficially he's my moirail ttho)
pEEp this shit. rEAl mUsIc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3yz-Mpj7ns
cønsøle.løg("sømetimes it feels like i'm the ønly trøll with a healthy quadrent situatiøn");
|< things ar€ g€tting m€ssy. i should focus on work. contact m€ to hir€ m€. thank you.
While I mostly agree, the solo project of Troll Jeff Rosenstock simply isn't ska punk. While there are some stand out tracks that do have a certain ska flavour to them, such as Nausea and You, In Weird Cities and the songs on the 2020 release 'SKA DREAM', for the most part Troll Rosenstock has been simply ska and furthermore hasn't been as good as his work on both Bomb the Music Industry and Arrogant Sons of Bitches. For further information, please listen to the album 'Vacation'.
i forgot to take my estrogen today :(
o - oh . . . ? ? ? im taken and i fear all of my leafly babies are too . . . none have mentioned an interest in trolls , at least . . .= ^ _ ^ =
I tab out. To rest my eyes for a few minutes. And this is what happens.
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it just um,,, means you are attempting to keep,,,, two others from attempting to rend one another apart,,,,
@ostensiblyArrogant GET FUCKED >:) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30d42381b08f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19fc40765cb0.png
What is this six sëvën I këëp hëaring aböt??? #anöthër mimi?? #mimis #intërnëtmimis
Well that was boring. And this place hasn't gotten obsessed with a Bit. Good job, all of you.
man i have to stop flirting. i think im too good at it
=^owo^= Moon skims along the water I breathe in it.
——S↑nce everyone seems to be shar↑ng, here's a p↑cture from my latest concert! ↑t was so n↑ce see↑ng you all! ↑ hope ↑ can go on tour aga↑n soon! https://f2.toyhou.se/f↑le/f2-toyhou-se/↑mages/116950708_zcdwUo8↑GSFBEhe.png-->
okay i'm done being annoying for the night LOL i have the shitfuck 24's launch tomorrow so i'll catch some Zs goodnight my lovelies don't forget to like and subscribe
I need to go take a phone call. Make sure not to post inane bullshit while I'm busy.
GOODNIGHT TO EVERYONE EXCEPT TROLL$ WHO U$E CHITTR IN LIGHT MODE
Where we hexagonal this whole time? What other details have escaped my notice in my old age.
=^.-.^= DT REVEALS!!!! https://i.imgur.com/6GpeICP.png =^.-.^=
po$ting a photo of my$elf a$ well and am hoping it work$ http$://i.ibb.¢o/DgYm$VKv/i amage-2026-03-23-175455970.png𓂃🖌
some REAL cute people around here :D #vagueclitting #oops
check oчt this nчmptY that lost a bet https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/6b63278bfbd2:png #art
|< i will consid€r using lipstick if a convincing argum€nt is pr€s€nt€d.
|< i will consid€r having a pictur€ tak€n in th€ n€xt days. but i will n€€d a suitabl€ lightning. and cam€ra. prof€ssional lightning. mayb€ i will put lipstick on. i probably won't as it br€aks th€ composition of my suit.
https://files.catbox.moe/bkg37p.jpg >do you think shes ever had a bad day in her life
https://f⚘le.garden/aNSGp_XTSQfJgqDG/Act1/0139.g⚘f me
pic post flopped... my stupid baka life strikes again!! #unfair
Damn It
with your three weed smoking girl friends?
MAYBE posting my art here earlier was a bad idea .... NOW everyone is showing their cute dumb little faces .... :P IM JUST gonna go back to giving donuts to ugly trolls .... XP
After considerable deliberation, I have decided that altering my posts would be a sign of weaknesses. To present as a strong role model for Roses, I will stand by every word.
https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/petroa.png yOU guys all lOOk wEIrd and gay. UnlikE me. im AwesomE
gimmick canceled :/ you guys aren't fun
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd2e235f2c81.jpg okay guys how do we feel about this blueprint #circuits
Any advice. For someone who has someone they know who has redrom feelings for them. And then there's that first person. Who's more caliginous instead of flushed. Any advice.
i did not, um,, expect to already see,,,, so many,,, um, posts on a social media plstforrm,,,,,, despite just barely creating an account,,,,
Heading back. To my hive for a little bit. I feel refreshed for once.
=^.-.^= So lets be super duper awesome grubsauce realsies here.. we all been knowin' that trash critters are that CUTIEST right??? (if y' disagree wit' me yer stupid and a loser and I don't respect ya' as an individual) =^.-.^=
What's the worst that can happen. Boss told me to start enjoying myself. I'll hang out if I can make it.
V^I feel crazy watching the feed g0 by...^V
where all them dilfs at i were promised? #nsfw
no nesben is short as fuck. this makes nesben more powerful
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gog, strike him down. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Sources tell me Charye Kaerek is stable. ]
SIGH people ..... THEY do nothing but drive me nuts >:\ SOMEONE at the donut shop i work at kept bugging me for extra grubjelly .... SO i gave them a microwaved donut with extremely hot grubjelly >XP THE trolls i meet at work.....
/!\ HUNGRY BUT WE OUTTA GASOLINE SO I,M BASICALLY FUCKED FOR LIFE /!\
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Ah it seems like perhaps I have downloaded the wrong application. Is anyone able to perhaps guide me to the proper forums for polite gentleman under 40 with an aptitude for business?
when you straight up #feelnothing #notasinglething #emotionless
It app€ars I hav€ just dropp€d m¥ boba a ll ov€r th€ plac€. This is it. It is th€ €nd.
i like obscene troll women thats my fucking problem man
öh it is hörrid.
Hëllö Dëars. Arë any öthër jadës having tröblë këëping thëir yëllöw blöödëd grbs öt öf wirës...
I see. Thank you. Hopefully the third time is the charm.
Update #2. This club. Didn't burn down. But it was. Very loud and bright. Like-- what I perceive the sunlight to be.
:33 < guys i was playing troll team fortress 2 and someone looked at my cute cat spray and said "i love yiff" what is yiff?
how 2 extract smaII cyIinder from a tube fiIIed with butter urgent question
wow thats crazy that people are doing that i personally would never #bullyingsucks #hotmom
FinallY CuT OfF My MoiraiL They'rE GonE FroM My QuadS. PheW.
Moirail ggott me a ccoffee! #ggoals #moirailposttingg #quadposttingg
Shame it’s so annoying to make cookies from scratch. Is there nothing the witch won’t take from us.
Update. First club I went to. Caught on fire. Bartender was drunk too. Fell over and set the place ablaze. This has deterred me. #substance
im gonna put yall on some crazy footwork ive been listening to lmk what yall think https://soundcloud.com/repair_kit/aw-yeah shoutout repair_kit
THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING A WRECKING BALL TO THAT HEDGEHOG'S HOME. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW A HEDGEHOG LUSUS CAN BE BLUE.