slim shady
@testyGodhead
yee-haw find me at the farm upstate
I dislike the way this hair runs down my back.
I do not feel right doing that to a body that does not belong to me. It is how she left it.
tough luck for her your bod now best time to customize maybe she was waiting for you to give her the ol slice n dice
It won't be for long. I do plan to move onto the next one and take the memories with me.
I don’t think he likes me as much as I like him but at this point it doesn’t particularly matter. It’s so bad.
exposed myself to yearning like some chump taking it back turns out some striders are built differently
yeah dude i know imagine posting about pining over some dude plucking some daffodil oh he loves me he loves me not wait shit my bad that wasnt me was it
you thought about your vape before your wife
fuck you you dont know me you dont know my story you dont know my vape addiction is a powerful thing
revising some thoughts self love isnt just one handed love on your meat you sick fucks what if i meant one handed for my soul one hand in the boxers of self-confidence fisting the trousers of pure swagger yeah #suggestive
bars
thanks man if another dave pitied this id have to reject the card but now its sealed and certified us against the posers
i get it had a real open mic moment with this one take a sec let the truth n love marinate on you
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i wanna clap cause another strider finally gets it but also lots to think about man. thanks for the dave-isms ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
np bun always here to get the brain and love pumping
Not to ever be the contrarian, but anticipated affection for your alternates is an interesting thought experiment. Do you embrace them to prevent the implications of self-loathing? Do you comfort their mistakes and flaws to further 'Other' their existence from your own? Hm.
cant believe you took my wholesome moment and fucked it over with mind games let me have this rose hate boner your alts another time
glad to see more self on self love feel like daves knew how to bro bunp since day 1 rest of you chumps are getting in on the self love program #owned #wrecked
Hm. This one is too perfectly set-up, its feels wrong to spoil it.
let's vote!!! life or death for dave strider? like: death pity: death hate: death meditate: death comment: death rechitt: death ignore: death
its not too late to delete that yoink away the murder button replace it with somethin cool and less corpsey just spittin the ol gears here life or doritos for dave strider beep boop sounds pretty cool to me
hmmmm i feel like you have a bias here
what no dave strider more like chump not me maam im slim shady the one n only innocent bystander just givin my two cents
your two cents is looking an awful look like a big greedy strider buck right about now. there's clearly an agenda at play here!!!!
strider bucks were banned years ago replaced those with d-dollas theyre much more stabilized the currency is banked against dave coolness which is guaranteed 100% of the time take that to the bank and get a mortgage knowing your d-dolla will never fall in stonk shit sorry what was the question again
uhhhh lemme think oh right do u wanna die? :P
woah woah woah remember this is slim shady dave who i dont know any dave sounds like a cool as fuck dude though chill name probably put some ice on it rather than put him on ice
but i didn't ask if dave wanted to die. i asked if *you* wanted to, "slim shady"
uh fair point got me there really ponderin this in the whole gear box hmmm do i want to explode into a million shrapnel pieces calculating calculating calculating no im good
tried my best gang but if the overpowered furry god says its your time you just take it roll over and show your belly and pray that she makes it quick amen
not for me chump slim shady lives another day by another d-dolla speaking of you want a d-dolla or what
oh yeah you should absolutely go for it just roll up your sleeves and take a swing my advice is pick the arm youre okay with losing but hey its your limbs you know best
didnt say i was kiddo this was a general psa for dave-kind the daves that incurred harley wrath are in for a bad time not me though i havent hurt a hair on her little head